Conservative Gays Need To Shut The Fuck Up

Contents:

• BREAKING: BARSTOOL HIRES A GAY BLOGGER (HT: IT’S ME)
• GAY PAT
• GAY PAT AND DANA BEERS AGREE TO FIGHT AT ROUGH N ROWDY | BARSTOOL SPORTS NEWS
• GAY PAT TALKS 'PRI VS. PREJUDICE' FIGHT AT ROUGH N ROWDY 4
• BARSTOOL'S ALL HOT TEAM: GAY PAT AND THE MEN OF PRI RANK THE BARSTOOL BLOGGERS
• IS LETTG GAY PAT FIGHT IN ROUGH N ROWDY THE MOST IRRPONSIBLE THG BARSTOOL SPORTS HAS EVER DONE AS A COMPANY?
• I MA A SHOCKG DISVERY. PAT AND JOEY MIGHT BE GAY.
• BIG JAY EXPLAS HIS AWKWARD HANGOUT WH KEV HART || PAT AND JOEY CAMASTA ARE GOG TO START GAY FIGHT CLUB
• CONSERVATIVE GAYS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

BREAKING: BARSTOOL HIRES A GAY BLOGGER (HT: IT’S ME)

My name is Pat and I’m Barstool’s rint gay blogger.

Turns out TV a “straight guy’” se, Barstool blogs a spicly large number of gay stori.

I’m verg everythg om that queen Aaron Hernanz to the fely not gay Mike Pence and everythg between. So how much are they payg the felon to throw the fight vs Gay Pat?

GAY PAT

Havg a gay du beat up a homophobic ex n (or vice versa) would get Barstool MAJOR exposure. Durg the recent episo of Barstool vs Ameri Dana Beers cid to send home Gay Pat a move to shock everyone. That was a gay joke).

Gay Pat vs Dana Beers uld shake the entire Barstool office. What did Gay Pat/Barstool get sued for?

After watchg this there’s a good chance gay pat gets murred at RnR whether ’s durg the fight or after. Gay Pat gog total Beast Mo. Bis, ’s all good fun and when the boss man says “jump, ” I say “how gay, sir!?

GAY PAT AND DANA BEERS AGREE TO FIGHT AT ROUGH N ROWDY | BARSTOOL SPORTS NEWS

”Before I get to the rankgs, let me jt say that there have been some doubts regardg my gayns around the office, some more scere than others. You’d thk showg -workers pictur of other guys nghty parts would settle any uncertaty regards to on gayns, not to mentn be owned upon an office environment.

5., he’s not gay, he jt drs like .

I would be dog a disservice to gay guys everywhere not mentng . Oh’s Tate vs Gay Pat.

GAY PAT TALKS 'PRI VS. PREJUDICE' FIGHT AT ROUGH N ROWDY 4

Introducg the first (openly) gay barstool blogger. Your LibraryPodstsNewsGay Pat om Barstool Sports, who has never been a fight btw, is boxg a homophobic redneck ex-nvict a Rough N Rowdy fight this Sunday LIVE on Pay-Per-View! Is there such a thg as an ted homophobe?

Is homophobic if a straight guy thk ’s gross when two dus kiss?

Do gay guys nately know if they're tops or bottoms right away, or is a trial and error thg? Is gay-for-the-stay a real thg?

BARSTOOL'S ALL HOT TEAM: GAY PAT AND THE MEN OF PRI RANK THE BARSTOOL BLOGGERS

A gay dus take on hot sports stuff?

Obvly Prez has talked loudly about wantg a gay blogger, but where do you see Pat ftg bt on Barstool? Hope Gay Pat beats his face to a bloody pulp. If we’re talkg realy and ncern for the pany we pend on to cut our paychecks and, (a way distant third), Gay Pat’s actual physil health – there is no way this n be a good ia.

So I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've been gettg the feelg that Pat and Joey might be gay.

IS LETTG GAY PAT FIGHT IN ROUGH N ROWDY THE MOST IRRPONSIBLE THG BARSTOOL SPORTS HAS EVER DONE AS A COMPANY?

On Tuday, nservative rag The Feralist—a webse perhaps bt known for s endorsement of statutory rape and s former e of a “Black Crime” tag—published an opn blog by a gay guy named Chad Felix Greene tled “The Stigma Agast My Conservative Polics Is Worse Than The Stigma Of Beg Gay. So our hypothetil utopian folks wouldn’t bat an eye at two men sharg a kiss, but would likely get pretty pissed if someone me around advotg the e of tear gas agast people need, or ath for sick people who don’t have the money to pay for treatment, or killg mach for everybody—all of which are mastream nservative pots of I’m sayg is, nservative polics should have more of a stigma than beg queer, but apparently, my sayg so hurts Greene’s feelgs:I often fantasized about breakg through the walls of prejudice and somehow speakg to the heart of someone who did not yet realize I was jt a person like I fd myself that same ame of md and unr the same weight of tratn and skepticism, but ’s not bee I’m gay. ” Look at this bullsh:Jt as I did not choose to be gay, I did not choose to be nservative.

Normally, The Feralist fartg out some jaw-droppgly stupid false equivalence is jt another weekday, but nservative gays g their sexualy as a means to fend their abhorrent views have bee more and more mon as queers w more wispread acceptance. (Some possibly relevant personal background: I intified as a gay male durg my teen years, but now I’m probably more like trans female or genrqueer or somethg more fun like that.

) Opportuni that would have been prevly unavailable for out gays fields like bs or polics are openg up like never before, givg LGBT people newfound power to create change wh the systems that prevly opprsed them. But wealthy and mostly whe gay men have all too often been afford the choice not jt to shed the “opprsed” label, but to bee opprsors themselv. A much more borg example of queer inty allowg other kds of discrimatn and harassment the form of Barstool Sports wrer “Gay Pat, ” who gets performatively heated about the e of the word “faggot” some dumb but pretty obvly not-homophobic jok om seven years ago, but apparently don’t give two shs about his plicy his boss’s ongog harassment mpaigns agast women sports media.

I MA A SHOCKG DISVERY. PAT AND JOEY MIGHT BE GAY.

“(Journalist Robert Silverman) has lled homophobic. Ask Gay Pat about that, ” Barstool founr Dave Portnoy wrote this year after beg asked for ment on a story by The Daily Beast. Traoro queers like Pat are the people who help their buddi get away wh heo miseds—the awful men uldn’t possibly be bigoted any way if one of their pals is a real live “gayball.

BIG JAY EXPLAS HIS AWKWARD HANGOUT WH KEV HART || PAT AND JOEY CAMASTA ARE GOG TO START GAY FIGHT CLUB

”Siarly, Greene appears to idolize wannabe right-wg power player Ben Shapiro—his ugly mug is the lead image on Greene’s Feralist blog for unclear reasons—who lled the Whe Hoe’s display of a rabow flag 2015 “a gross boot-on-the-throat display om an anti-relig lear” and once wrote that “those who do not believe that many homosexuals bear a particular anim for heterosexual marriage” do not “live the real world. But higher up the tablishment are gays who n do real damage. As a gay man, Thiel’s endorsement lends unserved credibily to a vice print who has never been a iend to LGBT people, and a regime general that supports, among other thgs, fg trans people out of existence.

Here he is explag himself the New York Tim:“I thk Tmp is very good on gay rights, ” Mr.

”I ask if he’s fortable wh the ia that Vice Print-elect Mike Pence, regard the gay muny as an unrenstcted homophobe, is a heartbeat away om the princy. People know too many gay people.

CONSERVATIVE GAYS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

For speakg at the Republin nventn, I got attacked way more by liberal gay people than by nservative Christian people.