TALLAHASSEE, FL—The popular topil pa-relievg cream Bengay is unrgog a name change orr to stay pliant wh Florida law. Startg next month, the sore mcle meditn will be sold unr the new name "Benstraight." "Due to Ron DeSantis's new legislatn, the word 'gay' is now pletely forbidn the state of Florida. At least—that's what
Contents:
- UNR FLORIDA LAW BENGAY FORCED TO REBRAND AS BENSTRAIGHT
- WHY IS BENGAY LLED BENGAY?
- THE MYSTERY OF BENGAY
- HOW N YOU OVERDOSE ON BENGAY?
UNR FLORIDA LAW BENGAY FORCED TO REBRAND AS BENSTRAIGHT
* how did bengay get its name *
TALLAHASSEE, FL—The popular topil pa-relievg cream Bengay is unrgog a name change orr to stay pliant wh Florida law.
“Due to Ron DeSantis’s new legislatn, the word ‘gay’ is now pletely forbidn the state of Florida. “This rebrandg effort will make our product legal aga, and should crease our sal the homophobic bigot muny.
WHY IS BENGAY LLED BENGAY?
Those wantg the origal Bengay will have to cross state l and smuggle the origal product to Florida.
THE MYSTERY OF BENGAY
Acrdg to sourc, hundreds of teachers have already smuggled Bengay to Florida schools, where they will require their krgarteners to e at all tim while screamg the word “gay” at the top of their lungs.
HOW N YOU OVERDOSE ON BENGAY?
To Prott Florida Law, Apple Announc IPhon Will Now Autorrect Every Word To ‘Gay’.