Kyle Smh of the New York Post reports that the animated movie Happy Feet 2 n’t stay away om cludg the notn of “gay marriage” to a movie you might jt thk was aimed at kids. The ltle cstaceans voiced by Matt Damon and Brad Pt brg up: "Perplexgly, thgs take a turn for the gay: Damon’s krill says he wants to raise kids together, at which pot Pt’s not that they’re both mal, yet Damon thks this is no big al and (I’m not makg this up) starts suggtively sgg a Wham! song, which Pt (not unreasonably) to dump Damon." Smh add: "I’ve got nothg agast alternative-liftyle krill, but what are they dog my dancg-pengu movie?"
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OPNWE'D BETTER GET ED TO ANIMATED GAY INS
I was shocked when two ty krill Happy Feet Two were acced of pursug a gay relatnship. That's bee I wrote those scen. * happy feet gay krill *
Barack Obama took one large step for homo sapiens last week when he admted he was "evolvg" regard to same-sex marriage and has now openly affirmed his belief that gay upl should have the right to are those, like Mt Romney, Julia Gillard, and a small group of Atralian medil practners, who believe humany may not yet be ready for such a leap. Personally, what nsentg adult krill get up to the privacy of their own swarm is not my bs, but for the rerd, the cstaceans qutn were not, the md of this wrer, any way embroiled what might be terpreted as a gay bromance. I nnot rell one productn meetg where I or my fellow wrers were erced to implantg subnsc homoerotic mannerisms or pro-Bette Midlerian clatns to krill, pengu or bull elephant seal for that matter.
'HAPPY FEET 2' MAK MATT DAMON A GAY CSTACEAN
When you're, wh the Fltston, have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, we'll have a gay old Livgston is a wrer, public speaker and edian, and -wrer of the film Happy Feet Two. Kyle Smh of the New York Post reports that the animated movie Happy Feet 2 n’t stay away om cludg the notn of “gay marriage” to a movie you might jt thk was aimed at kids. "Perplexgly, thgs take a turn for the gay: Damon’s krill says he wants to raise kids together, at which pot Pt’s not that they’re both mal, yet Damon thks this is no big al and (I’m not makg this up) starts suggtively sgg a Wham!
There was also a pro-gay subtext the first Happy Feet movie (which Smh liked), which the dancg pengu Mumble was nmned by a misterial pengu equivalent as vlatg the natural orr of thgs. Of all the wild sh that Gee Miller has done, gettg Brad Pt and Matt Damon to play gay krill who half make krill puns and half have a existential crisis off fah may be the unironilly the Unr Prsure fal set piece is goddamn credible. Who knew the world need Brad Pt and Matt Damon to voice a pair of existential gay krill?
I love the gay krills wh my entire heart.