Why We Thk Sonic Should (And Will) Be Gay

Contents:

• 'SONIC 2': THE GREATT GAY LOVE STORY EVER TOLD
• DISNEY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ADMS TO ‘GAY AGENDA,’ ‘ADDG QUEERNS’ WHEREVER SHE COULD
• WHY WE THK SONIC SHOULD (AND WILL) BE GAY
• A HISTORY OF THE ‘GAY AGENDA’ ANIMATN

'SONIC 2': THE GREATT GAY LOVE STORY EVER TOLD

So seeg what is clearly a gay, dom/sub kk relatnship was amazg.

DISNEY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ADMS TO ‘GAY AGENDA,’ ‘ADDG QUEERNS’ WHEREVER SHE COULD

Durg a staff meetg on Florida’s recent enactment of the Parental Rights Edutn bill, an executive producer at Disney said she was advancg a “not-at-all-secret gay agenda” to sert queerns to children’s Ravene, executive producer for Disney Televisn Animatn, talked about how the stud’s treatment of her progrsive ias fied her negative expectatns of the pany, a vio obtaed by journalist Christopher Rufo. To my not-at-all-secret gay agenda, ” she said. Ravene’s leaked ments me out Tuday, the day after Florida ernor Ron DeSantis signed the Parental Rights Edutn bill, dubbed the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill by crics, which prohibs the teachg of genr inty and sexual orientatn to children krgarten through third ’s learship nmned the legislatn and attempted to lobby DeSantis to kill , but he refed to budge.

A group of California Disney employe staged a walkout last week to prott the measure, wearg rabow lors, holdg signs wh pro-LGBTQ slogans, and shoutg, “Say Gay, ” as they marched down the ernor slammed the pany for s hypocrisy phg domtic social-jtice while nductg bs Cha wh the blsg of the Che Communist Party, a regime notor for human-rights ab relatg to the Uyghur Mlims, Hong Kong, Tibet, etc. Sonic 2 characters are gay! I’ve jt watched Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and I feel like many characters are gay: Doctor Eggman, Knuckl the Echidna, Sonic, Agent Stone, and of urse Tal.

This has ma nsir the very real possibily that Sonic uld -- and we propose should -- be gay. When talkg about Sonic's relatnships, would be remiss of not to brg up Knuckl, whose banter wh Sonic lends self perfectly to a sexually-charged homoerotic adversarial relatnship. Gay Is The Way.

WHY WE THK SONIC SHOULD (AND WILL) BE GAY

The LGBTQ+ muny is still largely unrreprented and prentatn of homosexual relatnships as every b as normal, valid, and fulfillg as heterosexual on is val battg bigotry and homophobia. B by b, overtly gay characters are makg roads to animatn targeted primarily at children.

Cartoon Network’s Clarence recently attracted attentn due to a scene of two gay men kissg on the cheek (not on the lips, spe what the show’s wrers origally tend). Meanwhile, How to Tra Your Dragon 2 clus a character who is implied to be gay—albe only a throwaway le ad-libbed by his voice actor. Are the days which a homosexual man Sailor Moon had to be rewrten as a woman for the English dub gone forever?

This allegatn—that the seri SpongeBob Squarepants was created as pro-homosexual propaganda—actually began as somethg of an urban legend.

A HISTORY OF THE ‘GAY AGENDA’ ANIMATN

In 2005 Foc on the Fay founr Jam Dobson nmned the We Are Fay Foundatn–a mpaign group which, amongst other thgs, oppos homophobia—for backg a children’s vio that featured var rtoon characters, Spongebob beg one of them. Dobson’s arguments were reported the mastream media wh sensatnalistic headl such as “SpongeBob Acced of Promotg Homosexualy, ” “Will Spongebob make you gay?, ” and “Conservativ Pick Soft Target: A Cartoon Sponge, ” and many assumed that Spongebob had—like Harry Potter a few years beforehand—fallen victim to an anized mpaign om the g of the relig right. Ironilly enough, after the misreportg of Dobson’s ments, numero fundamentalists me out and genuely did acce Spongebob of beg gay.

‘Then there’s the recent Sponge Bob Gay-Pants dilemma.