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Wh Greta Gerwig's Barbie set to h theaters this July, we cid to take a look back at the past, prent, and future of gay Barbie dolls.

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NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

If you love Barbie, the Barbie movie is mockg you. | Entertament The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is. * gay barbie movie *

The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is.

“Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ looks glorly gay”.

IS BARBIE GAY AND WHY IS THE NEW MOVIE RATED PG-13?

Is Barbie gay the new movie and why is rated PG-13? The 2023 film starrg Margot Robbie has already generated a lot of discsn. * gay barbie movie *

“Here’s the Gay Orig Story of Michael Cera’s ‘Barbie’ Character”. The trailer is licly mpy and has immense gay energy, but we don’t know to what extent we’ll get to see the “buddy” relatnship between Alan and Ken the movie.

“This ‘Barbie’ poster trend jt took over Gay Twter™ and now the dolls are thirstier than ever”. “Gays go wild as official Barbie trailer unveils st of LGBTQ+ fav”. “WATCH: Ryan Goslg and Simu Liu’s Ken dolls “beach” each other off the very gay ‘Barbie’ trailer”.

The trailer is obvly load wh this gay stuff, pecially that oh-so-clever “beach you off” moment… To which I n only say, yuck. Introducg cross-drsers and blatant homosexualy is jt icg on the woke ke.

KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND

Warner Bros. recently released character posters and a teaser trailer for the upg Barbie movie directed by Greta Gerwig, and looks glorly, gltergly gay. The plot of the Mattel-endorsed film remas somewhat of a mystery, but one official logle suggts that Margot Robbie's Barbie will be on a qut for te happs the * gay barbie movie *

Is Barbie gay the new movie and why is rated PG-13? PicturIs Barbie gay the new movie? Barbie isn’t gay the new movie, nor is she heterosexual, actually.

”The terviewer mented that he thks the film has a really big gay followg, askg Margot why she thks that is. "The new BARBIE movie fets s re dience of fai and children while terg to nostalgic adults and phg lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr character stori. ) And Kate McKnon, playg a so-lled Weird Barbie who experienced an extreme haircut and makeover at the hands of an experimental child, never actually answers the qutn anybody would have upon seeg her gay-ass haircut and knowg the actor’s sexualy.

PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY CONVCED BARBIE IS GAY IN THE "BARBIE" MOVIE: "THIS IS A LBIAN MOVIE"

Yet even if no one says , Weird Barbie is clearly Gay Barbie.

BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP

”In addn to the trans actor playg a female role, “Barbie” is also guilty of “phg lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr character stori, ” acrdg to Moviegui, a Christian movie review se found by Ted and Lili Baehr. “I curse the name of the Lord this new Barbie movie that has been released full of transexual and transgenr and homosexualy, ” Christmas is heard sayg. ’”Christian preacher Kent Christmas nmns the new Barbie movie for beg full of "transsexual and transgenr and homosexualy.

He’s Barbie’s gay bt iend. The film won’t say , but a post-creds punchle about Ken’s handwrg, plete wh hearts and stars surroundg his name, tells what we need to heavily implied nature of Ken’s gayns Toy Story 3 harkens back to Hollywood’s tradnal gay bt iend-type characters. In the Hays Co era, explic referenc to homosexualy weren’t allowed, so characters like Van Buren (Frankl Pangborn) 1937’s Easy Livg, Kip (David Wayne) 1949’s Adam’s Rib, or Addison (Gee Sanrs) 1950’s All About Eve stead were imbued wh effemate characteristics, offerg a glimpse outsi of heteronormativy whout explicly beg of the characters were the same—some were tty, others sweet.

But each of the gay bt iends was trsilly fed by their relatnships wh their straight iends. Des later, 2010, the gay bt iend was all the rage; Teen Vogue even went so far as to proclaim the GBF as the summer’s mt-have accsory.

PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE

But unlike the first half of the 20th century, today’s cema, the GBF is allowed to be openly gay. In movi like Mean Girls (2004), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), Easy A (2010), No Strgs Attached (2011), and Isn’t It Romantic (2019), gay iends exist entirely the orb of their female iends.

BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME

” But Barbie do, and for Ken, that’s are plenty of reasons why the film wouldn’t outrightly state that Ken is homosexual. ), and of urse, and earrg the “gay ear”. ) Earrg Magic Ken turned Barbie’s boyiend to an out-and-proud homosexual raver.

Mattel, of urse, vehemently nied any claims that Ken was gay, let alone that he had somethg as prepostero as a ck rg around his neck. As a rult, gay men bought the doll drov, and spe Mattel ultimately rellg the doll and wipg away any trace of Earrg Magic Ken, was near-impossible to see Ken as anythg but the glor homosexual he was born to be om then on. Though Mattel don’t seem to be willg to say Ken is actually gay, the Ken dolls of recent years seem to really lean to Ken’s queerns.

While there is no way to “drs gay, ” there are several dolls that seem to suggt otherwise, such as:Fashnista Ken #193, who looks very exced to tell you about his new obssn, Troye Sivan;Travel Ken Doll, who has a satchel perfect for bathho and a purple overnight bag that lerally proclaims he’s “extra;”Ken Looks Doll, servg “I’m gonna give you a makeover”-type realns while sportg black pleather pants;This Ken, who wears the least heterosexual double nim I have a feelg the new Barbie movie will put the work to nvce that Ken is a hetero du who lov nothg life more than Barbie herself, the wrg’s already on the wall: Ken is, and always will be, Barbie’s gay bt obssg! Support queer media and subscribe — or download the issue through Amazon, Kdle, Nook, or Apple RAISA VANESSA Drs DAVID YURMAN, MISHO Rgs CUYANA Earrgs; SCOTT GUCCI Jacket DIOR Shirt GUCCI Srf SIEDRES Pants LOUBOUTIN Sho; HARI RODARTE Drs DAVID YURMAN Rg STUART WEITZMAN ShoPhotographer KIM NEWMONEY @kimnewmoneyDigech & BTS Stills ASH MARTINEZ @ashislikoolGrip & Lightg ADHAM ELNASHAI @adham9621Viographer SANTIAGO BISSO @santiagobissoProps TIFFANY LUKE @tlssVenue SMASHBOX STUDIOS @smashboxstudsStt's Stylist DANIELA ROMERO @daniela_vivianaStt's Hair & Makp JOSHUA LEE STINNETT @joshuasttHari's Stylist CHRIS HORAN @chrishoran20Hari's Assistant Stylists GREER HEAVRIN @greerheavr SANAM CELINE @sanamceleHari's Hair SAMI KNIGHT @samiknighthairHari's Makp ALEXANDRA FRENCH @alexandraaenchAlex's Stylist ALEXANDRA MANDELKORN @manlkornAlex's Hair KIM KIMBLE @kimblehairreAlex's Makp DANA DELANEY @danalaneyFrom Your Se ArticlHere's Where to Follow the Actors Playg Ken the 'Barbie' Movie ›Here's Why People Thk Alexandra Shipp & Kiersey Clemons Are Datg ›What Barbie Means to Gay Boys ›Conservativ Are Mad 'Barbie' Movie Is 'Woke' & 'Promot Trans Agenda' ›'Barbie' Review: The Year's Bt Film Is an O to Womanhood ›Out's Barbie Cover Shoot: Go Behd the Scen ›Here's Where to Orr Ryan Goslg's 'I Am Kenough' Hoodie From 'Barbie' ›'Barbie' Movie Has a Cameo From This Inic Gay, Disntued Ken Doll ›Garrett Clayton's 'Barbie Boys' Mic Vio Is a Bright O to Pop Culture ›'Barbie' Almost Had Cameos From The 6 Amazg Actors ›. And throughout June, there were Barbie floats gay pri paras across the untry.

GAYS GO WILD AS OFFICIAL BARBIE TRAILER UNVEILS ST OF LGBTQ+ FAV

They're noticg their "gay love-ey. Barbie Said “Gay Rights!

"I curse the name of the lord this new Barbie movie that has been released full of transexual, and transgenr, and homosexualy, " the preacher clared. So many of those “transexual, and transgenr, and homosexualy” “perpetrators” are buyg advance tickets bulk for Barbie!

Then there’s the key moment where our two hero waltz across a rabow bridge triumph, which is jt credibly gay. Jt the fact that dienc are never given any specific reason for Liana and Alexa livg the woods all alone together is enough to get the imagatns of the gays workg.

THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN

Most importantly, regnizg even the silly ways Barbie and The Diamond Castle n be terpreted a queer fashn jt rerc the ridiculons of plats about “gay propaganda” morn movi like Greta Gerwig’s Barbie. Go back even further time than the homoerotic unrton of The Diamond Castle or the “queer Marxist” readgs of other animated Barbie movi and one will see plenty of ways that the ncept of Barbie dolls has been tertwed wh the LGBTQIA+ muny. Remember that time Mattel released a Ken doll wh a very gay-iendly accsory?

Morn-day folks n pla about all the “transexual, transgenr, and homosexualy” morn pop culture, but gays aren’t gog anywhere, eher discsns about Barbie material or society wr large. Recently released character posters and a teaser trailer for the upg Barbie movie directed by Greta Gerwig, and looks glorly, gltergly gay. Evans, who is the gay brother of Capta Ameri star Chris Evans, plays a versn of Ken the film.

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Here's the Gay Orig Story of Michael Cera's 'Barbie' Character .

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