Nolte: Woke Leftists Celebrate How ‘Glorly Gay’ the ‘Barbie’ Movie Is

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• NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS
• IS BARBIE GAY AND WHY IS THE NEW MOVIE RATED PG-13?
• KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND
• PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY CONVCED BARBIE IS GAY IN THE "BARBIE" MOVIE: "THIS IS A LBIAN MOVIE"
• BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP
• PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE
• BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME
• GAYS GO WILD AS OFFICIAL BARBIE TRAILER UNVEILS ST OF LGBTQ+ FAV
• THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN

NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is. “Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ looks glorly gay”.

“Here’s the Gay Orig Story of Michael Cera’s ‘Barbie’ Character”. The trailer is licly mpy and has immense gay energy, but we don’t know to what extent we’ll get to see the “buddy” relatnship between Alan and Ken the movie.

IS BARBIE GAY AND WHY IS THE NEW MOVIE RATED PG-13?

“This ‘Barbie’ poster trend jt took over Gay Twter™ and now the dolls are thirstier than ever”.

KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND

“Gays go wild as official Barbie trailer unveils st of LGBTQ+ fav”. “WATCH: Ryan Goslg and Simu Liu’s Ken dolls “beach” each other off the very gay ‘Barbie’ trailer”.

The trailer is obvly load wh this gay stuff, pecially that oh-so-clever “beach you off” moment… To which I n only say, yuck. Introducg cross-drsers and blatant homosexualy is jt icg on the woke ke. Is Barbie gay the new movie and why is rated PG-13?

PEOPLE ARE ABSOLUTELY CONVCED BARBIE IS GAY IN THE "BARBIE" MOVIE: "THIS IS A LBIAN MOVIE"

PicturIs Barbie gay the new movie?

Barbie isn’t gay the new movie, nor is she heterosexual, actually. ”The terviewer mented that he thks the film has a really big gay followg, askg Margot why she thks that is.

"The new BARBIE movie fets s re dience of fai and children while terg to nostalgic adults and phg lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr character stori.

BARBIE SAID “GAY RIGHTS!” LONG BEFORE MARGOT ROBBIE OR GRETA GERWIG SHOWED UP

) And Kate McKnon, playg a so-lled Weird Barbie who experienced an extreme haircut and makeover at the hands of an experimental child, never actually answers the qutn anybody would have upon seeg her gay-ass haircut and knowg the actor’s sexualy. Yet even if no one says , Weird Barbie is clearly Gay Barbie. ”In addn to the trans actor playg a female role, “Barbie” is also guilty of “phg lbian, gay, bisexual and transgenr character stori, ” acrdg to Moviegui, a Christian movie review se found by Ted and Lili Baehr.

“I curse the name of the Lord this new Barbie movie that has been released full of transexual and transgenr and homosexualy, ” Christmas is heard sayg. ’”Christian preacher Kent Christmas nmns the new Barbie movie for beg full of "transsexual and transgenr and homosexualy. He’s Barbie’s gay bt iend.

The film won’t say , but a post-creds punchle about Ken’s handwrg, plete wh hearts and stars surroundg his name, tells what we need to heavily implied nature of Ken’s gayns Toy Story 3 harkens back to Hollywood’s tradnal gay bt iend-type characters.

PEOPLE ARE NVCED BARBIE IS GAY AFTER CLIP IS RELEASED OM UPG MOVIE

In the Hays Co era, explic referenc to homosexualy weren’t allowed, so characters like Van Buren (Frankl Pangborn) 1937’s Easy Livg, Kip (David Wayne) 1949’s Adam’s Rib, or Addison (Gee Sanrs) 1950’s All About Eve stead were imbued wh effemate characteristics, offerg a glimpse outsi of heteronormativy whout explicly beg of the characters were the same—some were tty, others sweet. But each of the gay bt iends was trsilly fed by their relatnships wh their straight iends. Des later, 2010, the gay bt iend was all the rage; Teen Vogue even went so far as to proclaim the GBF as the summer’s mt-have accsory.

But unlike the first half of the 20th century, today’s cema, the GBF is allowed to be openly gay. In movi like Mean Girls (2004), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), Easy A (2010), No Strgs Attached (2011), and Isn’t It Romantic (2019), gay iends exist entirely the orb of their female iends. ” But Barbie do, and for Ken, that’s are plenty of reasons why the film wouldn’t outrightly state that Ken is homosexual.

BARBIE MOVI RANKED ACRDG TO HOW GAY THEY MA ME

), and of urse, and earrg the “gay ear”. ) Earrg Magic Ken turned Barbie’s boyiend to an out-and-proud homosexual raver.

GAYS GO WILD AS OFFICIAL BARBIE TRAILER UNVEILS ST OF LGBTQ+ FAV

Mattel, of urse, vehemently nied any claims that Ken was gay, let alone that he had somethg as prepostero as a ck rg around his neck.

THE FUTURE OF GAY BARBIE DOLLS AND THE HISTORY OF EARRG MAGIC KEN

As a rult, gay men bought the doll drov, and spe Mattel ultimately rellg the doll and wipg away any trace of Earrg Magic Ken, was near-impossible to see Ken as anythg but the glor homosexual he was born to be om then on. Though Mattel don’t seem to be willg to say Ken is actually gay, the Ken dolls of recent years seem to really lean to Ken’s queerns. While there is no way to “drs gay, ” there are several dolls that seem to suggt otherwise, such as:Fashnista Ken #193, who looks very exced to tell you about his new obssn, Troye Sivan;Travel Ken Doll, who has a satchel perfect for bathho and a purple overnight bag that lerally proclaims he’s “extra;”Ken Looks Doll, servg “I’m gonna give you a makeover”-type realns while sportg black pleather pants;This Ken, who wears the least heterosexual double nim I have a feelg the new Barbie movie will put the work to nvce that Ken is a hetero du who lov nothg life more than Barbie herself, the wrg’s already on the wall: Ken is, and always will be, Barbie’s gay bt obssg!