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Contents:

• IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE GAY
• 17 SIGNS YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY (AND JT DON'T KNOW IT)
• IF YOURE READG THIS YOURE GAY
• HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
• AM I GAY?
• AM I GAY OR BISEXUAL? QUIZ
• AM I GAY? QUIZ – 100% RELIABLE TT
• FEATURED QUIZZ & STORI

IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE GAY

It means that this woman is not gay. By clickg on this page you, <sert name here>, have nomated yourself as beg gay. Gayns, the lumière qui brille our poor morn society, is, of urse, a thg to be celebrated, which is natural nsirg your state of beg.

17 SIGNS YOU'RE ACTUALLY GAY (AND JT DON'T KNOW IT)

It is nice to know that you are a very happy person - you have a reee, gay liftyle and have ep and meangful relatnships wh men and women.

Gayns helps all marriag between a man and a woman bee promot happs and a right attu wh your life partner. I was a shop the other day and saw some young people ll another young person "gay".

Obvly young people the days appreciate thgs like irony bee the person was not actually gay at all, but rather seemed to be que sad at beg spoken about such a way.

IF YOURE READG THIS YOURE GAY

Another time I met a person who lled gay people "fags".

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY

The visn of a happy, gay and reee person beg spoken of symbolilly as a cigarette did not s well wh my tellect, so I moved on to the next fn my md's ths. At this pot I realized what the man was sayg: that happy and gay people are the kdlg to make society happy generally.

In Bra, gay people are often referred to as "poofs". Bee of Bra's history of bad weather, cludg ra and cloudy days for most of the year, gay people are often unable to exprs their gaiety bee the days are often dark and dreary. Th the word "poof" refers to the short-lived spectacle of gayns.

AM I GAY?

Women who are gay are often referred to as "dyk". Gay women are also lled "lbians". In amic circl, gay people are often scribed as "homosexuals".

This is an obv reference to gayns beg a normal part of the human ndn, while not beg gay is abnormal.

Studi have shown that gay people, whether men or women, share so much mon that there is no real differentiatn genr at this level.

AM I GAY OR BISEXUAL? QUIZ

Whether a person is a man or a woman is th of no nsequence when the gay ndn transcends all forms of cultural stereotypg. Conversely, when people are not gay, they are not of the "same sex" - which means that unhappy people (those who are not gay) are more likely to divi themselv to unhelpful tegori.

However, let me put my ramblgs asi to once aga ngratulate you on beg gay. " I am not sure what this means exactly, but 's what a Yemen man e-mailed to the lol police force upon my arrival and cleratn that I am gay. Why don't you do the same, now that, havg read the entirety of this page, You Are Gay?

“Am I gay? Beg gay is really no big al.

AM I GAY? QUIZ – 100% RELIABLE TT

It’s the twenty first century and if someone’s gog to be a judgmental ltle hoe, then they don’t serve to be your v gay life. So if you n relate to the signs then you’re actually gay (you jt don’t know yet). One of your top ten experienc was at a Pri para where you were surround by the most tertg, fun strangers you have ever enuntered, and no one you knew was there to judge you, or the only people you knew there were gay.

FEATURED QUIZZ & STORI

You sometim thk about what would be like to tell your parents, extend fay, and iends that you are gay. You believe equaly, love diversy, have liberal views, and are mted to seeg gay marriage legalized every untry. Are you gay, whout even knowg ?

Even if every em on the list applied to you, don’t mean you’re gay. Remember that sexualy is not limed to gay and straight. If you are gay, I really, really hope you know , and enurage you to be your te self.

Jeff: lambs are fuckg gay.