Disney's Ltle Mermaid Remake Should Honor the Tale's Gay Legacy

Contents:

• THE LTLE MERMAID CHARACTERS RANKED BY HOW MUCH FUN THEY’D BE AT A GAY BAR
• THE LTLE MERMAID'S ORIGAL STORY IS REALLY ABOUT GAY LOVE AND REJECTN

THE LTLE MERMAID CHARACTERS RANKED BY HOW MUCH FUN THEY’D BE AT A GAY BAR

And the film’s most proment mil number, “Part of Your World, ” is now a queer anthem, which was sred by Alan Menken wh lyrics om the late, great gay songwrer Howard to 2023, and Disney, now celebratg a banner year wh the stud’s 100th anniversary, is releasg the highly anticipated live-actn versn of The Ltle Mermaid starrg Halle Bailey, Melissa McCarthy, Jonah Her-Kg, Awkwafa, Daveed Diggs, and Javier Barm. Support queer media and subscribe -- or download the issue through Amazon, Kdle, Nook, or Apple Your Se Articl10 Drag Queens Who Could Play Ursula Live Actn 'Ltle Mermaid' ›11 Gay, Bi, & Lbian Creators Who Ma Disney What It Is Today ›Watch 1st Full 'Ltle Mermaid' Trailer Wh Extend Scen of Ursula ›Gay 'Disney' Geni Behd 'Ltle Mermaid' and More Gets Documentary ›Harry Styl Reportedly Turned Down ‘The Ltle Mermaid’ ›'The Ltle Mermaid's Creators & Stars Open Up About Honorg the Film's Gay Origs ›'The Ltle Mermaid' Makp Artist Defends Melissa McCarthy's Ursula Look ›When Pri Is About Survival ›. A five rankg of the Ltle Mermaid character posters, based on how much fun they’d be at a gay bar (Disney/ Getty/ PkNews).

The Ltle Mermaid character posters are here – so ’s time to rank our aquatic acquatanc based on nothg more than how much fun they’d be at a gay bar.

Several new look character posters have also dropped, so ’s time to very scientifilly rank them based on some very specific creria: how much fun I thk the characters would be a gay bar. This versn of Flounr has died horrible, vlent twk ath – and subsequently would not be any fun a gay bar. Otherwise, this gan divg bird (origally a seagull) would be an absolute menace the gay bar.

THE LTLE MERMAID'S ORIGAL STORY IS REALLY ABOUT GAY LOVE AND REJECTN

Slightly unnervg face asi, Sebastian has the same energy as brgg your ltle brother to the gay bar for the first time – ’s hardly gog to be the wilst night of your life, but you’ll have a giggle. Prce Eric giv ‘I’m better than you” gay.

I will preface this placement wh the fact that I may have gotten nfed wh my ‘People I Would Like To Meet a Gay Bar’ list, bee that is a daddy – some would say, the daddy. You’d tst him wh your vodka soda and he’d probably buy you another one – he would also look after the younger gays a distctly non-creepy way. Although he’d be fun any gay bar, I thk you’d probably be more likely to fd Kg T FIRE than Freedom.

Is anyone surprised that the mother of all drag queens has taken the top spot of The Ltle Mermaid character that would be the most fun a gay bar? Not only would she be fun to attend a gay bar wh, she’d be performg spoken word medleys onstage to rapturo applse and sh money rag down – and the party don’t stop when she fish her set. She’s tearg that gay bar up and n drk you unr the table.