Tooth Fairi – Gay Dentists | USC Digal Folklore Archiv

Contents:

• TOOTH FAIRI – GAY DENTISTS
• DR GAY HENRI
• RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REER: A GAY CHRISTMAS ALLEGORY
• CLUBS ET BARS GAYS à ÎLE--FRANCECLUBS ET BARS GAYS à ÎLE--FRANCE

TOOTH FAIRI – GAY DENTISTS

“I don’t know if ’s bee of the Adam Sandler le or Seth Rogen le of edy, but people have qutned if Hermey is gay, ” he says. Like, a ln awome gay jok jt popped to my head.

DR GAY HENRI

You're what we ll a "late life gay. I have awome gay-dar. One, leprechns like fixg shoe buckl bee they’re gay.

So glad you're back, I've never seen a se that big sce a claymatn abomable snowman got his teeth pulled by that ltle gay elf ntist. Why don’t you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve New York while sperately tryg to tap dance their way to the chos of Godspell No offense, Gayberry.

Br and I are gay and Merces is black, so kickg out would be a hate crime. Sophomore year, I ed to s this back row and secretly watch you. Maybe Blae got tired of hearg your shrill, self-aggrandizg lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as oked maroni and chee together or farted.

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REER: A GAY CHRISTMAS ALLEGORY

All of our doctors at this Los Angel ntal practice have extensive experience workg wh the LGBT (Lbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgenr) muny. “There is extreme paranoia the gay muny surroundg HIV and AIDS, and n sometim e the gay muny to turn on self a b.

For example, Oklahoma or Alabama hepatis C and HIV were given to as many as 1, 000 people through their homosexual ntist. I thk that this, is like, an ditor that many people have AIDS the gay muny and that a lot of gay people no longer want to go to other gay ntists. People ll gay ntists ‘tooth fairi’ bee they are ntists who are gay and the ntists supposedly want to give other people HIV.

I thk that people the gay muny are even more aaid of AIDS and HIV then straight people bee we are affected more often, so we have more of the terror stori surroundg the disease.

CLUBS ET BARS GAYS à ÎLE--FRANCECLUBS ET BARS GAYS à ÎLE--FRANCE

This phenomenon of “tooth fairi” that David talks shows a lot about the gay muny and their attus toward HIV and AIDS. Kimberly Bergalis, a self pro-claimed virg, acced her openly gay ntist 1991 that he gave her the disease after performg a procre on her. The story sparked ntroversy, and ed uproar both the gay and nservative muni (1).

The pickle, however, is that the most recent Oklahoma ntist was not homosexual, but rather jt an fected dividual. The sry stori that appear surroundg gay ntist are actually sry stori about HIV, and ls about the gay muny. Now, I know what you're thkg: Tony Bravo, you thk everythg is a gay allegory.

In the past, I've poted to the X-Men (mutant powers maniftg at puberty that require a g out procs and rults discrimatn), Twilight's gym queen werewolf, Morrissey-lookg vampire and sulky girl flannel (technilly, the books are a Mormon allegory for wag until marriage, but the movi are totally a gay allegory), Maria von Trapp (the mil versn, not the historil one), and even the Ltle Mermaid. Not only is our red-nosed iend a seasonal gay allegory, but he's one that generatns of children have grown up wh, through the song (gay) and the stop-motn Rank and Bass special that plays every year on an ABC Fay loop (extremely gay). The fact that I n immediately tie this special to a Tennsee Williams masterwork already lets you know jt how gay this is gog to get.