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THE ORIGAL TOP GUN WAS MY SWEATY, SEXY GAY SALVATN
The Origal Top Gun Was My Sweaty, Sexy Gay Salvatn. Iceman and Maverick jetted lifavg homoeroticism past a generatn of nservative parents. You see, the mid-1990s Christian suburbs of Chigo, where dial-up ter age was closely monored, Top Gun was my gay porn.
For me, the movie was a seri of homoerotic scen buildg to climax. To my gay, trated, 13-year-old psyche, was sex.
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