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The Lonely Island "Equal Rights": Discrimatn It a't right I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights I'm not gay, but...

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EQUAL RIGHTSTHE LONELY ISLANDTRACK 3 ON POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPG FEATURGP!NKPRODUCED BYNI, SOFLY & 1 MORETHIS IS CONNOR4REAL’S BIG SGLE NOUNCG ALL THE DISCRIMATN THAT MEMBERS OF THE LGBT MUNY RECEIVE. ALL THE WHILE HOWEVER, HE WANTS TO RERCE THAT HE IS NOT… READ MORE JUN. 3, 20161 VIEWER65.2K VIEWS35 CONTRIBUTORSEQUAL RIGHTS LYRICS[INTRO: CONNER4REAL]DISCRIMATNIT A'T RIGHT[VERSE 1: CONNER4REAL]I'M NOT GAY, BUT IF I WAS, I WOULD WANT EQUAL RIGHTSI'M NOT GAY, BUT IF I WERE, I WOULD MARRY WHO I LIKEIT'S NOT FAIR (I'M NOT GAY) THAT THE ERNMENT HAS A SAYIN WHO N LOVE WHO (NOT GAY)OR TO WHICH GOD YOU N PRAY (I'M N'GAY)IT GETS ME SO ANGRY, ON BEHALF OF THEM, I FEEL PASSNATE (NOT GAY)SO I'LL PRAY FOR THEM AND I SAY FOR THEM"WE NEED TO MAKE A CHANGE" (NOT GAY)I SEE CLEAR AS DAYTHIS AREA IS NOT GREY (TTI)WE NEED EQUALY AND FOR ALL TO SEETHAT THIS IS THE NEW WAY (NOT GAY)IT JT SEEMS (NOT GAY) WRONG (NOT GAY)THAT NO ONE SEEMS TO RE (SPORTS)WE N'T NTUE TO PRETENDTHIS (NOT GAY) MADNS HAS TO END (NOT GAY)[CHOS: P!NK & CONNER4REAL]I WAS BORN THIS WAY (STRAIGHT)YOU WERE BORN YOUR WAY (GAY)GAY OR STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT OR GAY, 'S ALL OKAY (SURE)IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE (Y)IT'S TIME TO STOP THE HATE (UH)'CSE WHO YOU ARE IS BETIFUL (NOT GAY)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 2: CONNER4REAL]WE N'T LIVE THIS WAY (N'GAY)WE N'T TURN AWAY (N'GAY)SO I MAKE THIS VOW (TTI)THE TIME FOR CHANGE IS NOW (SPORTS)LYG BED NEXT TO TEN BETIFUL GIRLS (ALL STRAIGHT)AND WHILE I MA LOVE TO EVERY ONE OF THEMI WAS THKG ABOUT THE WORLD (HOT WGS)HOW IS THAT I N HAVE SO MUCH STRAIGHT SEXWHILE TWO DUS ARE OPPRSED? (NOT GAY)FOR HAVG SEX (NOT GAY)OR PUTTG ON A WEDDG DRS (I ASSUME)I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT (BEEF JERKY TAST GOOD)POLICS ARE IMPORTANTAND IF GIRLS WANNA HAVE SEX WH ME 'E I SAID THIS, SO BE (N'GAY)I'M NOT A HERO, I'M JT SPEAKG THE TTHI'M NOT A HERO, DON'T LL ME A HERO(BEER, HOAGIE, SWEAT PANTS, NOT GAY)YEAH, NOT A HERO (TTI, NOT GAY)WHOO![CHOS: P!NK & CONNER4REAL]I'M NOT A HERO (I'M JT A PERSON)SO DON'T LL ME A HERO (NOT SOME KD OF WORLD LEAR)I JT WANT EQUAL RIGHTS (YEAH)AND TO SLEEP AT NIGHT (YEAH)NEXT TO A GIRL[VERSE 3: CONNER4REAL]TE LOVE TMPS ALL (PREDATOR)(FLYG KICKS, NOT GAY, BIG WATCH)(NOT GAY, MISSNARY) ONE LOVE(GYM SOCKS, NUNCHUCK AND NOT GAY)(LIGHTER FLUID, HD, NJA) WORLD PEACE(4-WHEEL DRIVE) GAY MARRIAGE (LOVE BEAV)FREE LOVE (GOLF CLUBS)TWO GUYS (NOT GAY)RABOW (MUFF DIVE)HARVEY MILK/SEAN PENN (NOT GAY)(DM SOLO, URTSI SEATS) SAFE SEX(ONE-ARMED PH UPS) LYNYRD SKYNYRDI'M NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAYI'M NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT, N-N-N-NOT GAYI'M NOT GAY[CHOS: P!NK & CONNER4REAL]I WAS BORN THIS WAY (I'M STRAIGHT)YOU WERE BORN YOUR WAY (YOU'RE GAY)GAY OR STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT OR GAY, 'S ALL OKAY(AND NOW 'S TIME FOR SEXUAL EEDOM FOR ALL)IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE (SEXUAL EEDOM FOR ALL)IT'S TIME TO STOP THE HATE (SEXUAL EEDOM FOR ALL)'CSE WHO YOU ARE IS BETIFUL (SEXUAL EEDOM FOR ALL)NOT GAY1EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORTHIS IS CONNOR4REAL’S BIG SGLE NOUNCG ALL THE DISCRIMATN THAT MEMBERS OF THE LGBT MUNY RECEIVE. ALL THE WHILE HOWEVER, HE WANTS TO RERCE THAT HE IS NOT GAY.EXPAND +17SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “EQUAL RIGHTS” BY THE LONELY ISLAND?WHEN DID THE LONELY ISLAND RELEASE “EQUAL RIGHTS”?WHO WROTE “EQUAL RIGHTS” BY THE LONELY ISLAND?POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPG (2016)THE LONELY ISLAND1. I’M SO HUMBLE2. HOT NEW SGLE (DIALOGUE)3. EQUAL RIGHTS4. TURN UP THE BEEF5. FT GIRL (B LAN SONG)6. MONA LISA7. ARE OR AREN’T? (DIALOGUE)8. HUNTER THE HUNGRY IS GON’ EAT9. SHOULD I MOVE?10. 2 BANDOS11. THGS MY JEEP12. KILL THIS MIC (DIALOGUE)13. ASHLEY WEDNDAY14. FUCK OFF15. DONKEY ROLL16. TRIP TO SPA (DIALOGUE)17. IBHA18. OWEN’S SONG19. WHAT WAS THAT BEAT? (DIALOGUE)20. SICK GLENDA21. INCREDIBLE THOUGHTS22. ME LIKEY DAT23. LEGALIZE IT24. I’M A WEIRDO25. KARATE GUY26. ROCK ROLL SKATE27. HEY YA HO28. MAXIMCREDSFEATURGP!NKPRODUCED BYNI, SOFLY & YOAN CHIRCUWRTEN BYSOFLY, NI, YOAN CHIRCU, JORMA TACNE, AKIVA SCHAFFER & ANDY SAMBERGVOLSP!NK & ANDY SAMBERGRELEASE DATEJUNE 3, 2016TAGSRAPPOPSOUNDTRACKCOMEDYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

Equal Rights Lyrics: Discrimatn / It a't right / I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights / I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like / It's not fair (I'm not gay) that the * lonely island i'm not gay *

[Verse 3: Conner4Real]Te love tmps all (Predator)(Flyg kicks, not gay, big watch)(Not gay, missnary) One Love(Gym socks, nunchuck and not gay)(Lighter fluid, HD, Nja) World peace(4-wheel drive) Gay marriage (Love beav)Free love (Golf clubs)Two guys (Not gay)Rabow (Muff dive)Harvey Milk/Sean Penn (Not gay)(Dm solo, urtsi seats) Safe sex(One-armed ph ups) Lynyrd SkynyrdI'm not gay, I'm not gayI'm not, not, not, not, n-n-n-not gayI'm not gay[Chos: P! Nk & Conner4Real]I was born this way (I'm straight)You were born your way (You're gay)Gay or straight, straight or gay, 's all okay(And now 's time for sexual eedom for all)It's time to make a change (Sexual eedom for all)It's time to stop the hate (Sexual eedom for all)'Cse who you are is betiful (Sexual eedom for all)Not gay.

NO HOMOTHE LONELY ISLANDTRACK 18 ON TURTLENECK AND CHA PRODUCED BYB-SISTHIS SONG IS A CRIQUE ON HOMOPHOBIA AMONG YOUNG, OFTEN ATHLETIC AND/OR ALPHA-TYPE MAL. IT STARTS OFF BY SCRIBG HOW THE PHRASE “NO HOMO” N BE ED AS A SOCIAL… READ MORE MAY. 10, 20111 VIEWER37.9K VIEWS22 CONTRIBUTORSNO HOMO LYRICS[INTRO]HEY MANHEYDU, YOU'RE LOOKG PRETTY SWOLE, YOU BEEN WORKG OUT?UH YEAH, WHY ARE YOU LOOKG?OH NO, NOT LIKE THAT MAN, I MEAN, NO HOMOOH NO HOMOCOOL[VERSE 1]WHEN YOU WANT TO PLIMENT A IEND (NO HOMO)BUT YOU DON'T WANT THAT IENDSHIP TO END (NO HOMO)TO TELL A DU JT HOW YOU FEEL (NO HOMO)SAY 'NO HOMO' SO HE KNOWS THE AL (NO HOMO)HEY YO, MAN, YOU GOT A H STYLE (NO HOMO)AND YOU KNOW YOU GOT THE BT SE (NO HOMO)YOUR GIRLIEND IS A LUCKY LADY (NO HOMO)WH YOUR LOOKS, YOU'LL MAKE A HANDSOME BABY (NO HOMO)I LIKE THE WAY YOUR SHOULRS FILL OUT THAT SHIRT (NO HOMO)IT'S HARD TO PULL OFF BUT YOU MAKE WORK (NO HOMO)HEY YO, I KDA LIKE YOUR NATURAL SCENT (NO HOMO)HEY YO, I KDA LIKE THE MIL RENT (NO HOMO)MAN, I N'T CI WHO WORE BT (NO HOMO)BUT I'M FEELG DIANE KEATON'S VT (NO HOMO)I ADM I'M A FASHNISTA (NO HOMO)AND I KNOW EVERY LE OF MYSTIC PIZZA (NO HOMO)D-D-DAMN THIS ROSé IS SOMETHG SPECIAL (NO HOMO)YEAH, WE SHOULD GOOF AROUND AND WRTLE (NO HOMO)LET'S H THE HOT TUB AND TAKE A DUNK (NO HOMO)WE'RE ALL IENDS A'T NO NEED FOR TNKS (NO HOMO)MAN, I'M REALLY FEELG BUZZED RIGHT NOW (NO HOMO)ARE YOU REALLY FEELG BUZZED RIGHT NOW? (NO HOMO)YO, WE SHOULD WATCH THIS GAY PORNO TAPE (NO HOMO)BUT AS A JOKE 'E, WE'RE ALL STRAIGHT (NO HOMO)MAN, YOU ULD WASH LNDRY ON THOSE ABS (NO HOMO)YO, I THK GIRLS LOOK GOOD DRAG (NO HOMO)HEY, I'VE BEEN THKG ABOUT POSG NU (NO HOMO)YO, I'VE BEEN THKG ABOUT FUCKG A DU (NO HOMO)WE ULD 3-WAY 69 (NO HOMO)OR HUMAN CENTIPE A LE (NO HOMO)OR SOME DOCKG ULD BE HELLA FUN (NO HOMO)OH YEAH, MAN, OR I ULD DO THIS ONE (NO HOMO)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 2]HEY YO, NO HOMO, BUT I WANNA DRS UP LIKE DOROTHYAND BUTT FUCK A DU WHILE HE 69S MORRISSEYNO HOMO, BUT I WISH I LIVED ANCIENT GREECETO GAVE YOUNG SOCRAT THE ILLFUL RELEASEHEY YO NO HOMO BUT TODAY I'M G OUT THE CLOSETWANNA SCREAM OM THE MOUNTAS LIKE A GAY PROPHETTHE TWO WORDS HAVE SET ME EE (NO HOMO)DAMN FEELS GOOD TO BE (NO HOMO)EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

* lonely island i'm not gay *

I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights.

I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like. It's not fair - I'm not gay - that the ernment has a say. In who n love who (not gay).

HOW TO COPE WHEN YOU'RE GAY AND LONELY

Or to which god you n pray (I'm n'gay). It gets me so angry, on behalf of them, I feel passnate (not gay).

So I'll pray for them and I say for them, "We need to make a change" (not gay). We need equaly and for all to see that this is the new way (not gay). It jt seems (not gay) wrong (not gay).

3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE)THE LONELY ISLANDTRACK 14 ON THE WACK ALBUM FEATURGLADY GAGA & JT TIMBERLAKEPRODUCED BYTHE FUTURISTICS, ASA TACNE & 1 MOREANDY SAMBERG AND JT TIMBERLAKE REPRISE THEIR CHARACTERS OM MOTHERLOVER AND DICK IN A BOX FOR THE THIRD STALLMENT. HERE, AFTER FDG OUT THEY HAVE BEEN HTG ON… READ MORE MAY. 21, 20111 VIEWER157.1K VIEWS46 CONTRIBUTORS3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE) LYRICS[INTRO: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]BACK THAT ASSYEAHYOUR MOM SAYS HI, JX![BRIDGE: ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE]YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NOA-Y-Y-YEAH, A-Y-Y-YEAHA-Y-Y-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHJAM![VERSE 1: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]SUMMERTIME THE CYAND EVERYBODY'S HAVG SEXYOU KNOW, I JT GOT A PAGE OM A GIRLTHAT I MET LAST WEEK AT THE PAYLS (SHOESOURCE)I ALSO HAVE A CUTIE TO LLWHO LOV THE WAY I KNOCK ON HER BOOTSWELL, 'S TIME TO MACK, LET'S HANDLE THATIN TWO TO SIX HOURS, WE'LL MEET BACK AND REGROUPNOW, LET'S SHOOPROLL UP TO HER CRIB WH SOME BARTL AND JAMHOP OFF THE B WH THE ALIZé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’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

This (not gay) madns has to end (not gay).

You were born your way (Gay).

*BEAR-MAGAZINE.COM* LONELY ISLAND I'M NOT GAY

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