Goln Gaytime: Petn to rename ‘offensive’ Atralian ice cream | — Atralia’s leadg news se

Contents:

• THE END OF GOLN GAYTIME? THE CANCER OF CANCEL CULTURE
• A TRIBUTE TO GOLN GAYTIME: ATRALIA'S FAVOURE ICE CREAM
• STREETS RPONDS TO CLAIMS ’S RENAMG GOLN GAYTIME DUE TO ‘POLTICIAL RRECTNS’ AFTER ALDI SHOPPER’S FD
• ATRALIAN MAN LNCH PETN TO RENAME ‘OFFENSIVE’ GOLN GAYTIME
• 5/5 GAYS IN OUR OFFICE RECKON CALLS TO RENAME GOLN GAYTIM ARE, QUE FRANKLY, HOMOPHOBIC
• WHY RENAMG GOLN GAYTIM WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CISN
• ATRALIAN GOLN GAYTIME SLICE RECIPE
• GAYTIME TV

THE END OF GOLN GAYTIME? THE CANCER OF CANCEL CULTURE

Gog back onto the absolute hellse that is Twter proved to be tertg as amidst the current ugly & toxic season of Atralia’s worst r-crash realy televisn show, the Canberra swamp and ’s ma plot of feral parliament’s toxic culture agast women was beg played out on the se, a lone Atralian managed to fd an issue wh a popular ice-cream product the name of Goln Gaytime. More specifilly, this lone Atralian (who go by the name “Brian Mc”) wants to elimate the word “gay” om the popular ice-cream product bee (and this is his reasong), that “as a part of the LGBTIQ+ muny I believe my sexual inty is owned by me, ” and has already kickstarted a petn to get removed. And this latt ncel culture crazs is no different, fact Brian MC clarg that sce he’s a part of the LGBTIQ muny, he owns the sexual inty and so therefore, Goln Gaytime nnot take away om him for their ice-cream product.

But Brian’s reasong gets even more ridiculo, as he believ that should be changed as ’s offensive to the LGBTIQ+ muny and that other brands have changed for racial reasons whilst Goln Gaytime is about sexualy, but that ’s still discrimatn unr the law.

Yet somehow, ’s seen as an act of discrimatn om one lone gay Atralian man. And he has ma clear that the issue isn’t about him (spe the earlier aforementned statement that his LGBTIQ+ sexual inty is owned by him and not Goln Gaytime) and tri to jtify why he wants the word “gay” removed om the ice-cream product. Tellg his story om beg raised a Catholic hoehold to attendg Church & attemptg nversn therapy to st away the “gay mons” to beg disowned and exmunited om the Church & to beg lled a “faggot”, spat on & told to die durg his 20’s, he ends his short jtifitn by sayg that jt beg a gay man 2021 is hard.

A TRIBUTE TO GOLN GAYTIME: ATRALIA'S FAVOURE ICE CREAM

And whilst Brian’s story is sympathetic, still don’t tract om the utter elsns of removg the word gay om Goln Gaytime. Such as how ’ll help lift Atralian gays the land down unr? If anythg, gay Atralians aren’t as opprsed and sufferg as many wh the LGBTIQ would like you to believe.

Take om me, a happy homosexual young Atralian who feels and liv que fortably a first-world enomilly veloped natn. However, many gays certa parts of the world aren’t so lucky.

STREETS RPONDS TO CLAIMS ’S RENAMG GOLN GAYTIME DUE TO ‘POLTICIAL RRECTNS’ AFTER ALDI SHOPPER’S FD

They don’t live harmon society where they’re treated equally as straight people are, and I’m talkg about the Arabic and Islamic untri where homosexuals are treated as crimals, where ’s lerally a legalised crime that n see them beg publicly flogged or worse, sentenced to ath for mtg a homosexual act.

Believg that they serve to rhape our society (via means of ncel culture) orr to satiate their own stabily & ego agily, whilst not rg about real-world jtic such as how homosexuals are treated certa parts of the world. If anythg, this’ll irrate nsumers and those who enjoy a Goln Gaytime and will only further ph ncel culture to attack everythg else that we love and have taken for granted. So now ’s up to Streets/Unilever (sce the ball is now their urt) and let’s hope that they won’t yield to a lone Atralian gay man and sudnly change the name of their ice-cream product all to satiate his own stabily & ego agily.

ATRALIAN MAN LNCH PETN TO RENAME ‘OFFENSIVE’ GOLN GAYTIME

He might say that the name should be changed sce so many wh the rabow muny “stggle” as their sexualy is packaged (y ’s the petn-I’m not makg up), But actual fact, when the ice-cream first me out, gay didn’t necsarily mean homosexualy & homosexual upl.

5/5 GAYS IN OUR OFFICE RECKON CALLS TO RENAME GOLN GAYTIM ARE, QUE FRANKLY, HOMOPHOBIC

And this Goln Gaytime se is jt another example of why we mt stand strong agast ncel culture. Every Atralian has enjoyed a Gaytime at some stage of their life, but for non-Atralians who’ve been prived of the privilege, troduce yourself to the toffee, cholate and honeyb masterpiece that is Atralia’s favoure ice cream. The sweet, sweet history Streets released the first Goln Gaytime 1959 and the humble ice cream quickly beme an Asie summer staple throughout the Swgg Sixti.

WHY RENAMG GOLN GAYTIM WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CISN

Much of the Gaytime’s populary li s magnificently mp name. Of urse, when the label was first cid, the word ‘gay’ didn’t rry the homosexual nnotatn do now—but Streets’ marketers have never been shy of the cheeky double entendre.

Sce the 1980s, the product’s slogan has been: “It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own”, and the four-pack supermarket box rry the tagle, “Four lic chanc to have a gay time. EDINBURGH AND THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS BY TRAIN Traverse Stland’s most scenic landsp, om wt ast to east, travellg by rail View Trip Fun fact: the Goln Gaytime is lled the ‘Cookie Cmble’ New Zealand—and sorry, Kiwis, this is yet another partment where Atralia tmps the Land of the Long Whe Cloud.

ATRALIAN GOLN GAYTIME SLICE RECIPE

Extra flavours of Goln Gaytime Atralians’ appete for the Gaytime has sparked a flurry of lectable mash-ups and variatns to plement the classic paddle pop stick versn recent years.

GAYTIME TV

25L Goln Gaytime tub 2015, right down to the honeyb biscu b sprkled throughout the ice cream self.