Contents:
- V-NECK T-SHIRTS A SIGN OF BEING GAY, ACCORDING TO THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION
- BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
- MALAYSIA DECLAR V-NECKS GAY
V-NECK T-SHIRTS A SIGN OF BEING GAY, ACCORDING TO THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION
This week, APA is holdg s 2015 nventn at a famed Disneyland rort Anaheim, and is expected to announce the rults of a major study on homosexualy, particularly among gay men.
BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
The groundbreakg study nclus that one of the telltale signs of beg gay is owng and wearg v-neck t-shirts. The lower the cut of the neckle, the more open and outgog the gay man is. Whe or black v-necks are ually worn by gay men who are mostly still the closet.
Loud or bright-lored v-necks are an ditn of gay radilism. Sleevels v-neck, regardls of lor, is a utnary sign that the gay man has ner, ep secrets. The APA study seems to give crence to recent guil issued by the Teachers Foundatn of Malaysia advisg parents on how to tect whether or not their son is gay, not the least of which is the wearg of v-necks.
Skny jeans: Gay. Also gay:Drkg 'tisMan-purs of any kdLattMacchiatosFrappucosAnythg that isn't a cht hair-ducg regular cup of that end, removg said cht hair, or any other hair. (Alopecia sufferers: Automatilly gay.
MALAYSIA DECLAR V-NECKS GAY
Y, those are all fely on the homo list. The Malaysian ernment has begun anizg semars aimed at helpg parents and teachers intify latent homosexualy children. In a semar Penang on Wednday, Deputy Edutn Mister Mohd Puad Zarkashi said not many people unrstood or knew the early "symptoms" of homosexualy, bisexualy and transgenr clatns to prevent s spread, liberal news portal Malaysian Insir far, the group has anized ten semars on this new form of parental gaydar wh the latt one attractg 1, 500 atten the majory Mlim untry.
Acrdg to Asian media outlets, other tell-tale signs of homosexualy for men clu rryg "big handbags, siar to those rried by women, " wearg tight, light-lored cloth and posssg a "chiseled", how scientific!
After outrage by gay and lbian groups, the Malaysian Edutn Mistry said didn't endorse the specific how-to-spot-a-gay guil (even though one of s misters spoke at one of the semars), but doubled down on the problem homosexualy pos the untry. "The mistry views s of social ills the muny very serly and will always give guidance directly and directly to all schoolchildren to ensure they stay away om unhealthy activi, " said the mistry, acrdg to Gay Star News. " It's also the same untry that censored the lyrics of Lady Gaga's h "Born This Way" for promotg acceptance of gays (the le "No matter gay, straight or bi, lbian, transgenred life, I'm on the right track, baby" is scrambled to gibberish the censored versn.