When Stan disvers his new dog Sparky is gay, he be so nfed he los his will to play the big Homeg Football game agast North Park.
Contents:
- BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY ANIMAL SANCTUARY
- GEE CLOONEY: PLAYG SPARKY, THE GAY DOG ON "SOUTH PARK," "COMPLETED MY CAREER"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY DAN AVERYJANUARY 29, 2014/8:30 AMBY DAN AVERYJANUARY 29, 2014 / 8:30 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"GEE CLOONEY: PLAYG SPARKY, THE GAY DOG ON \"SOUTH PARK,\" \"COMPLETED MY CAREER\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2014-01-29T13:30:55.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2014-01-29T13:30:55.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FANS PLAYED ALONG, ASKG HIM ABOUT RIDG MOTORCYCL ("IT'S A HEAD-CLEARG THG") SANDRA BULLOCK ("VERY SMART AND CENTERED EVEN THOUGH SHE DO DRK A LOT.") AND HIS FAVORE HOBBY, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}Y, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN ONE PARTICIPANT ASKED ABOUT DANIEL DAY-LEWIS'S SHOEMAKG, HOWEVER, G-CLOON WENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LET ME JT TELL YOU THIS. WHEN DANIEL DAY-LEWIS WAS SPENDG ALL HIS TIME PLAYG LLN, I WAS JT FIXG SHO. HE'S SPEDG ALL THE TIME FOCED ON THE HAT, AND THE PIPE, AND GETTG TO CHARACTER, AND I REMAED FOCED - WH THE OVERALLS AND THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE WAS ASKED ABOUT PLAYG BATMAN THE JOEL SCHUMACHER MOVIE. (Y'KNOW, THE ONE WH NIPPL.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}YOU’VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU’RE DOG A MOVIE, A LOT OF TIM YOU’RE SPENDG 4 OR 5 MONTHS ON SET AND SOMETIM YOU’RE MAKG REALLY GOOD IENDS AND SOMETIM NOT. SOME OF THE BT FILMS HAVE BEEN THE LEAST FUN EXPERIENC AND SOME OF THE WORST, I’VE MA LIFELONG IENDS OUT OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S THE KD OF THG WHERE THE MEMORY OF THE FILM IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN HOW WAS REVIEWED, BEE ’S MONTHS OUT OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU END UP MAKG CLOSE IENDS OR HAVG GREAT EXPERIENCE ON FILMS THAT DON’T NECSARILY WORK. AND THAT’S A TRICKY THG TO E TO TERMS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOW VERY DIPLOMATIC, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT WAS YOUR REACTN TO BEG OFFERED THE ROLE OF STAN'S DOG SOUTH PARK? DID YOU ACCEPT RIGHT AWAY OR DID YOU TAKE SOME TIME TO THK ABOUT ?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SPARKY THE GAY DOG? IT WAS SORT OF A SURPRISE FOR ME. I MEAN, HERE’S SOMETHG ODD, I HAD NEVER PLAYED A DOG BEFORE. TO FALLY PLAY SPARKY THE DOG WAS SOMETHG THAT I THK PRETTY MUCH PLETED MY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOT EVERYONE FELT THAT WAY. REMARKED ONE MENTER, "EH, I FEEL LIKE ALL HIS CHARACTERS ARE JT SPARKY THE GAY DOG WH A DIFFERENT HAIRCUT."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY ANIMAL SANCTUARY
* gay dog on south park *
This assertn is challenged, however, by other South Park rints when Sparky's homosexual nature manifts; first wh Sylvter and then wh Cly's dog, Rex.
Overhearg Stan repeatg an anti-gay tira, first heard om Mr. Garrison, a heartbroken Sparky ns away to the shelter of Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
GEE CLOONEY: PLAYG SPARKY, THE GAY DOG ON "SOUTH PARK," "COMPLETED MY CAREER"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY DAN AVERYJANUARY 29, 2014/8:30 AMBY DAN AVERYJANUARY 29, 2014 / 8:30 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"GEE CLOONEY: PLAYG SPARKY, THE GAY DOG ON \"SOUTH PARK,\" \"COMPLETED MY CAREER\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2014-01-29T13:30:55.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2014-01-29T13:30:55.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FANS PLAYED ALONG, ASKG HIM ABOUT RIDG MOTORCYCL ("IT'S A HEAD-CLEARG THG") SANDRA BULLOCK ("VERY SMART AND CENTERED EVEN THOUGH SHE DO DRK A LOT.") AND HIS FAVORE HOBBY, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}Y, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN ONE PARTICIPANT ASKED ABOUT DANIEL DAY-LEWIS'S SHOEMAKG, HOWEVER, G-CLOON WENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LET ME JT TELL YOU THIS. WHEN DANIEL DAY-LEWIS WAS SPENDG ALL HIS TIME PLAYG LLN, I WAS JT FIXG SHO. HE'S SPEDG ALL THE TIME FOCED ON THE HAT, AND THE PIPE, AND GETTG TO CHARACTER, AND I REMAED FOCED - WH THE OVERALLS AND THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE WAS ASKED ABOUT PLAYG BATMAN THE JOEL SCHUMACHER MOVIE. (Y'KNOW, THE ONE WH NIPPL.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}YOU’VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU’RE DOG A MOVIE, A LOT OF TIM YOU’RE SPENDG 4 OR 5 MONTHS ON SET AND SOMETIM YOU’RE MAKG REALLY GOOD IENDS AND SOMETIM NOT. SOME OF THE BT FILMS HAVE BEEN THE LEAST FUN EXPERIENC AND SOME OF THE WORST, I’VE MA LIFELONG IENDS OUT OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S THE KD OF THG WHERE THE MEMORY OF THE FILM IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN HOW WAS REVIEWED, BEE ’S MONTHS OUT OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU END UP MAKG CLOSE IENDS OR HAVG GREAT EXPERIENCE ON FILMS THAT DON’T NECSARILY WORK. AND THAT’S A TRICKY THG TO E TO TERMS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOW VERY DIPLOMATIC, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT WAS YOUR REACTN TO BEG OFFERED THE ROLE OF STAN'S DOG SOUTH PARK? DID YOU ACCEPT RIGHT AWAY OR DID YOU TAKE SOME TIME TO THK ABOUT ?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SPARKY THE GAY DOG? IT WAS SORT OF A SURPRISE FOR ME. I MEAN, HERE’S SOMETHG ODD, I HAD NEVER PLAYED A DOG BEFORE. TO FALLY PLAY SPARKY THE DOG WAS SOMETHG THAT I THK PRETTY MUCH PLETED MY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOT EVERYONE FELT THAT WAY. REMARKED ONE MENTER, "EH, I FEEL LIKE ALL HIS CHARACTERS ARE JT SPARKY THE GAY DOG WH A DIFFERENT HAIRCUT."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary is a home for homosexual animals of all typ and is seen the Season One episo, "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ri", where Stan's dog Sparky is revealed to be homosexual. After Sparky is shown to be homosexual, Stan exclaims anger that he wish that he had a... * gay dog on south park *
Stan managed to lote the Big Gay Animal Shelter and Sparky was soon found and returned to Stan.