First Gay Horse To Run In Kentucky Derby Pulls Out | The Spoof

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• RIDICULAM: FIRST OPENLY-GAY RACEHORSE WS KENTUCKY DERBY, SPIR QUTNG STALLNS EVERYWHERE
• GAY SPIR
• FIRST GAY HORSE TO RUN IN KENTUCKY DERBY PULLS OUT

RIDICULAM: FIRST OPENLY-GAY RACEHORSE WS KENTUCKY DERBY, SPIR QUTNG STALLNS EVERYWHERE

California Chrome prifully galloped away as champn of the 140th nng of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs, beg the first and only openly-gay racehorse the history of the sport to do so. The gay stalln is now exced to stt his stuff at the Preakns Stak at Pimli, Baltimore on Saturday, May 17, the send of three rac known as the Triple Crown. Chrome’s announcement of beg gay tak place at a time of natnal attentn volvg several other athlet openg up about their sexualy.

The clu 34-year-old Brooklyn Knicks center Jason Colls and 24-year-old Missouri fensive end Michael Sam, who recently beme the first openly-gay man to be drafted to the NFL.

GAY SPIR

“If we let gays on our tracks, then our natn’s youth will beg to thk that the fay-ers are actual human begs wh the same skills and abili as their women-attracted unterparts.

Acrdg to one of Chrome’s owners Perry Mart, Chrome’s victory at the Derby is a momento leap towards buildg the equal image of gay hors racg.

Gay hors don’t jt stand around and twiddle their hoov durg practice. As the ladi their fabulo hats and the mt julep-sippg men gather together Louisville, let's take a look at some of the more suggtive, sexy and outright gay wners' nam om years Star, 1907: Tst, 's only down hill om Rosebud, 1914: Sorry, guys... Gallant Fox, 1930: Sort of a gayish name for someone, no?

FIRST GAY HORSE TO RUN IN KENTUCKY DERBY PULLS OUT

That's lled a whirlaway, and 's very, very gay.

"Veian Way, 1960: Note to self, create 60s-era soap opera about rich gays Kentucky, livg on Veian Way. Chategay, 1963: What, too easy?