The gays have been g the ter to get laid sce AOL lnched chat rooms to Friendster, but wh Craigslist and Manhunt g their formulas, what is a homo wh a hard-on to do now? What's next for easily-available ass?
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- I DON’T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALSLOPPY SENDSTRACK 1 ON DTROYED 19891 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSI DON’T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL LYRICS[DIALOGUE OM "FEMALE TROUBLE," BETWEEN EDH MASSEY AND MICHAEL POTTER][AUNT IDA NELSON:] "HAVE YOU MET ANY NICE BOYS THE SALON?"[GATOR:] "OH, PRETTY NICE."[AUNT IDA:] "I MEAN ANY NICE QUEER BOYS. DID YOU FOOL WH ANY OF THEM?"[GATOR:] "AUNT IDA, YOU KNOW I DIG WOMEN."[AUNT IDA:] "AW, DON'T TELL ME THAT."[GATOR:] "CHRIST, LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THIS AGA."[AUNT IDA:] "ALL THOSE BETICIANS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BOY DAT?"[GATOR:] "I DON'T WANT ANY BOY DAT."[AUNT IDA:] "OH HONEY, I'D BE SO HAPPY IF YOU TURNED NELLY."[GATOR:] "HEY, NO WAY. I'M STRAIGHT. I MEAN I LIKE A LOT OF QUEERS, BUT I DON'T DIG THEIR EQUIPMENT, Y'KNOW? I LIKE WOMEN."[AUNT IDA:] "BUT YOU N CHANGE. QUEERS ARE JT BETTER. I'D BE SO PROUD IF YOU WAS A FAG, AND HAD A NICE BETICIAN BOYIEND. I'D NEVER HAVE TO WORRY."[GATOR:] "THERE A'T NOTHG TO WORRY ABOUT."[AUNT IDA:] "I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL WORK AN OFFICE, GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, CELEBRATE WEDDG ANNIVERSARI. THE WORLD OF HETEROSEXUALS IS A SICK AND BORG LIFE."[GATOR:] "SOMETIM I THK YOU'RE FUCKG CRAZY. I'M REAL HAPPY JT THE WAY I AM."[VERSE 1]PEOPLE ARE TELLG METHAT I'M MISSG OUT ON THE FUN'CSE I DON'T GO ANYWHEREAND I DON'T MEET ANYONEBUT I KNOW HOW MORS FLYWHEN YOU'RE A LONELY GUYAND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 'S A LIE[VERSE 2]THERE'S STRANGE THGS GOG ONAT NIGHT MOST EVERYWHEREYOU KNOW THOSE PLAC WELLAND YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME THEREI WALK BY OTHER MENAND I DON'T NOTICE THEMBUT THEN THOSE MORS START AGAYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS]SO I'M GONNA TELL THE WORLDI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI'M GONNA FD A GIRL'CSE I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI GUS THAT 'S OKAYIF OTHER GUYS ARE GAYBUT MY HORMON ARE ONE-DIRECTNALAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[VERSE 3]SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT I DID TO START THIS TALKIS THE WAY I LOOK, IS THE WAY I WALK?IS THE CLOTH I WEARTHAT MAKE THE PEOPLE STARE?IS THE WAY I B MY HAIR?[VERSE 4]I'M ONLY HOPG MAYBE THERE WILL E A DAYWHEN I N MAKE THEM UNRSTAND THAT I'M NOT GAYBUT TILL THAT DAY IS HEREI GUS I'LL LIVE FEARAND I CURSE THE DAY I PIERCED MY EAR[CHOS]THERE'S NOTHG WRONG WH MEI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALKNOW WHAT I WANT TO BEAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALSOFT BOYS AND CLOSET QUEENSTHK JUDY GARLAND'S KEENBUT I DON'T THK SHE'S NOTHG SPECIALAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[GUAR SOLO][VERSE 5]SO NOW I'M WONRG IF MAYBE THEY'RE NOT RIGHTI'VE GONE ALL PARANOID AND I N'T SLEEP AT NIGHTI WENT TO SEE THE SHRKWHAT DID THE DOCTOR THK?I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW HIM WK[CHOS]I PRAY THAT I AM WRONGI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALWHY DID I WRE THIS SONGIF I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL?I HOPE 'S NOT TOO LATEFOR THEM TO SET ME STRAIGHTI'M GONNA SEE A REAL PROFSNAL'CSE I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[OUTRO]NONO, NO, NO, NONO, NO, NO, NO, NONO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOI DON'T WANNA BEI DON'T WANNA BEI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI DON'T WANNA GO WH GUYS NAMED SEAMI DON'T WANNA BE RICH AND FAMOI DON'T WANNA GO TO A FRENCH ART FTIVALI DON'T WANNT BE A HOMOSEXUALI GUS THAT 'S OKAYIF OTHER GUYS ARE GAYEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
- AFTER CRAIGSLIST AND MANHUNT, HERE IS WHERE GAYS WILL GET THEIR CLICKS
I DON’T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALSLOPPY SENDSTRACK 1 ON DTROYED 19891 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSI DON’T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL LYRICS[DIALOGUE OM "FEMALE TROUBLE," BETWEEN EDH MASSEY AND MICHAEL POTTER][AUNT IDA NELSON:] "HAVE YOU MET ANY NICE BOYS THE SALON?"[GATOR:] "OH, PRETTY NICE."[AUNT IDA:] "I MEAN ANY NICE QUEER BOYS. DID YOU FOOL WH ANY OF THEM?"[GATOR:] "AUNT IDA, YOU KNOW I DIG WOMEN."[AUNT IDA:] "AW, DON'T TELL ME THAT."[GATOR:] "CHRIST, LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THIS AGA."[AUNT IDA:] "ALL THOSE BETICIANS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BOY DAT?"[GATOR:] "I DON'T WANT ANY BOY DAT."[AUNT IDA:] "OH HONEY, I'D BE SO HAPPY IF YOU TURNED NELLY."[GATOR:] "HEY, NO WAY. I'M STRAIGHT. I MEAN I LIKE A LOT OF QUEERS, BUT I DON'T DIG THEIR EQUIPMENT, Y'KNOW? I LIKE WOMEN."[AUNT IDA:] "BUT YOU N CHANGE. QUEERS ARE JT BETTER. I'D BE SO PROUD IF YOU WAS A FAG, AND HAD A NICE BETICIAN BOYIEND. I'D NEVER HAVE TO WORRY."[GATOR:] "THERE A'T NOTHG TO WORRY ABOUT."[AUNT IDA:] "I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL WORK AN OFFICE, GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, CELEBRATE WEDDG ANNIVERSARI. THE WORLD OF HETEROSEXUALS IS A SICK AND BORG LIFE."[GATOR:] "SOMETIM I THK YOU'RE FUCKG CRAZY. I'M REAL HAPPY JT THE WAY I AM."[VERSE 1]PEOPLE ARE TELLG METHAT I'M MISSG OUT ON THE FUN'CSE I DON'T GO ANYWHEREAND I DON'T MEET ANYONEBUT I KNOW HOW MORS FLYWHEN YOU'RE A LONELY GUYAND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 'S A LIE[VERSE 2]THERE'S STRANGE THGS GOG ONAT NIGHT MOST EVERYWHEREYOU KNOW THOSE PLAC WELLAND YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME THEREI WALK BY OTHER MENAND I DON'T NOTICE THEMBUT THEN THOSE MORS START AGAYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS]SO I'M GONNA TELL THE WORLDI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI'M GONNA FD A GIRL'CSE I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI GUS THAT 'S OKAYIF OTHER GUYS ARE GAYBUT MY HORMON ARE ONE-DIRECTNALAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[VERSE 3]SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT I DID TO START THIS TALKIS THE WAY I LOOK, IS THE WAY I WALK?IS THE CLOTH I WEARTHAT MAKE THE PEOPLE STARE?IS THE WAY I B MY HAIR?[VERSE 4]I'M ONLY HOPG MAYBE THERE WILL E A DAYWHEN I N MAKE THEM UNRSTAND THAT I'M NOT GAYBUT TILL THAT DAY IS HEREI GUS I'LL LIVE FEARAND I CURSE THE DAY I PIERCED MY EAR[CHOS]THERE'S NOTHG WRONG WH MEI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALKNOW WHAT I WANT TO BEAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALSOFT BOYS AND CLOSET QUEENSTHK JUDY GARLAND'S KEENBUT I DON'T THK SHE'S NOTHG SPECIALAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[GUAR SOLO][VERSE 5]SO NOW I'M WONRG IF MAYBE THEY'RE NOT RIGHTI'VE GONE ALL PARANOID AND I N'T SLEEP AT NIGHTI WENT TO SEE THE SHRKWHAT DID THE DOCTOR THK?I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW HIM WK[CHOS]I PRAY THAT I AM WRONGI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALWHY DID I WRE THIS SONGIF I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL?I HOPE 'S NOT TOO LATEFOR THEM TO SET ME STRAIGHTI'M GONNA SEE A REAL PROFSNAL'CSE I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[OUTRO]NONO, NO, NO, NONO, NO, NO, NO, NONO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOI DON'T WANNA BEI DON'T WANNA BEI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI DON'T WANNA GO WH GUYS NAMED SEAMI DON'T WANNA BE RICH AND FAMOI DON'T WANNA GO TO A FRENCH ART FTIVALI DON'T WANNT BE A HOMOSEXUALI GUS THAT 'S OKAYIF OTHER GUYS ARE GAYEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
"[Verse 1]People are tellg meThat I'm missg out on the fun'Cse I don't go anywhereAnd I don't meet anyoneBut I know how mors flyWhen you're a lonely guyAnd I'm here to tell you 's a lie[Verse 2]There's strange thgs gog onAt night most everywhereYou know those plac wellAnd you've never seen me thereI walk by other menAnd I don't notice themBut then those mors start aga[Chos]So I'm gonna tell the worldI don't wanna be a homosexualI'm gonna fd a girl'Cse I don't wanna be a homosexualI gus that 's okayIf other guys are gayBut my hormon are one-directnalAnd I don't wanna be a homosexual[Verse 3]Somebody tell me what I did to start this talkIs the way I look, is the way I walk? [Verse 4]I'm only hopg maybe there will e a dayWhen I n make them unrstand that I'm not gayBut till that day is hereI gus I'll live fearAnd I curse the day I pierced my ear[Chos]There's nothg wrong wh meI don't wanna be a homosexualKnow what I want to beAnd I don't wanna be a homosexualSoft boys and closet queensThk Judy Garland's keenBut I don't thk she's nothg specialAnd I don't wanna be a homosexual[Guar Solo][Verse 5]So now I'm wonrg if maybe they're not rightI've gone all paranoid and I n't sleep at nightI went to see the shrkWhat did the doctor thk? I swear to God I saw him wk[Chos]I pray that I am wrongI don't wanna be a homosexualWhy did I wre this songIf I don't wanna be a homosexual?
I hope 's not too lateFor them to set me straightI'm gonna see a real profsnal'Cse I don't wanna be a homosexual[Outro]NoNo, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, noNo, no, no, no, no, noI don't wanna beI don't wanna beI don't wanna be a homosexualI don't wanna go wh guys named SeamI don't wanna be rich and famoI don't wanna go to a French art ftivalI don't wannt be a homosexualI gus that 's okayIf other guys are gayHow to Format Lyrics:Type out all lyrics, even repeatg song parts like the chosLyrics should be broken down to dividual lUse sectn hears above different song parts like [Verse], [Chos], alics (<i>lyric</i>) and bold (<b>lyric</b>) to distguish between different volists the same song partIf you don’t unrstand a lyric, e [?
The gays have been g the ter to get laid sce AOL lnched chat rooms to Friendster, but wh Craigslist and Manhunt g their formulas, what is a homo wh a hard-on to do now? For the gays, the efulns of any technology has always been measured on how will help them get laid.
AFTER CRAIGSLIST AND MANHUNT, HERE IS WHERE GAYS WILL GET THEIR CLICKS
It's gettg harr to fd homo hookups onle. Where should gays go to fd sex so their not roamg the streets like a pack of ck-hungry zombi? Who You'll Fd Onle: Jt about every gay wh an ter nnectn.
Who You'll Fd Onle: Urban gays wh iPhon. Why It Will Catch On: The gays are early adopters and love playg wh gadgets.