After Craigslist and Manhunt, Here is Where Gays Will Get Their Clicks

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I DON’T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALSLOPPY SENDSTRACK 1 ON DTROYED 19891 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSI DON’T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL LYRICS[DIALOGUE OM "FEMALE TROUBLE," BETWEEN EDH MASSEY AND MICHAEL POTTER][AUNT IDA NELSON:] "HAVE YOU MET ANY NICE BOYS THE SALON?"[GATOR:] "OH, PRETTY NICE."[AUNT IDA:] "I MEAN ANY NICE QUEER BOYS. DID YOU FOOL WH ANY OF THEM?"[GATOR:] "AUNT IDA, YOU KNOW I DIG WOMEN."[AUNT IDA:] "AW, DON'T TELL ME THAT."[GATOR:] "CHRIST, LET'S NOT GO THROUGH THIS AGA."[AUNT IDA:] "ALL THOSE BETICIANS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BOY DAT?"[GATOR:] "I DON'T WANT ANY BOY DAT."[AUNT IDA:] "OH HONEY, I'D BE SO HAPPY IF YOU TURNED NELLY."[GATOR:] "HEY, NO WAY. I'M STRAIGHT. I MEAN I LIKE A LOT OF QUEERS, BUT I DON'T DIG THEIR EQUIPMENT, Y'KNOW? I LIKE WOMEN."[AUNT IDA:] "BUT YOU N CHANGE. QUEERS ARE JT BETTER. I'D BE SO PROUD IF YOU WAS A FAG, AND HAD A NICE BETICIAN BOYIEND. I'D NEVER HAVE TO WORRY."[GATOR:] "THERE A'T NOTHG TO WORRY ABOUT."[AUNT IDA:] "I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL WORK AN OFFICE, GET MARRIED, HAVE CHILDREN, CELEBRATE WEDDG ANNIVERSARI. THE WORLD OF HETEROSEXUALS IS A SICK AND BORG LIFE."[GATOR:] "SOMETIM I THK YOU'RE FUCKG CRAZY. I'M REAL HAPPY JT THE WAY I AM."[VERSE 1]PEOPLE ARE TELLG METHAT I'M MISSG OUT ON THE FUN'CSE I DON'T GO ANYWHEREAND I DON'T MEET ANYONEBUT I KNOW HOW MORS FLYWHEN YOU'RE A LONELY GUYAND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 'S A LIE[VERSE 2]THERE'S STRANGE THGS GOG ONAT NIGHT MOST EVERYWHEREYOU KNOW THOSE PLAC WELLAND YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME THEREI WALK BY OTHER MENAND I DON'T NOTICE THEMBUT THEN THOSE MORS START AGAYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS]SO I'M GONNA TELL THE WORLDI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI'M GONNA FD A GIRL'CSE I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI GUS THAT 'S OKAYIF OTHER GUYS ARE GAYBUT MY HORMON ARE ONE-DIRECTNALAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[VERSE 3]SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT I DID TO START THIS TALKIS THE WAY I LOOK, IS THE WAY I WALK?IS THE CLOTH I WEARTHAT MAKE THE PEOPLE STARE?IS THE WAY I B MY HAIR?[VERSE 4]I'M ONLY HOPG MAYBE THERE WILL E A DAYWHEN I N MAKE THEM UNRSTAND THAT I'M NOT GAYBUT TILL THAT DAY IS HEREI GUS I'LL LIVE FEARAND I CURSE THE DAY I PIERCED MY EAR[CHOS]THERE'S NOTHG WRONG WH MEI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALKNOW WHAT I WANT TO BEAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALSOFT BOYS AND CLOSET QUEENSTHK JUDY GARLAND'S KEENBUT I DON'T THK SHE'S NOTHG SPECIALAND I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[GUAR SOLO][VERSE 5]SO NOW I'M WONRG IF MAYBE THEY'RE NOT RIGHTI'VE GONE ALL PARANOID AND I N'T SLEEP AT NIGHTI WENT TO SEE THE SHRKWHAT DID THE DOCTOR THK?I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW HIM WK[CHOS]I PRAY THAT I AM WRONGI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALWHY DID I WRE THIS SONGIF I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL?I HOPE 'S NOT TOO LATEFOR THEM TO SET ME STRAIGHTI'M GONNA SEE A REAL PROFSNAL'CSE I DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUAL[OUTRO]NONO, NO, NO, NONO, NO, NO, NO, NONO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOI DON'T WANNA BEI DON'T WANNA BEI DON'T WANNA BE A HOMOSEXUALI DON'T WANNA GO WH GUYS NAMED SEAMI DON'T WANNA BE RICH AND FAMOI DON'T WANNA GO TO A FRENCH ART FTIVALI DON'T WANNT BE A HOMOSEXUALI GUS THAT 'S OKAYIF OTHER GUYS ARE GAYEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

"[Verse 1]People are tellg meThat I'm missg out on the fun'Cse I don't go anywhereAnd I don't meet anyoneBut I know how mors flyWhen you're a lonely guyAnd I'm here to tell you 's a lie[Verse 2]There's strange thgs gog onAt night most everywhereYou know those plac wellAnd you've never seen me thereI walk by other menAnd I don't notice themBut then those mors start aga[Chos]So I'm gonna tell the worldI don't wanna be a homosexualI'm gonna fd a girl'Cse I don't wanna be a homosexualI gus that 's okayIf other guys are gayBut my hormon are one-directnalAnd I don't wanna be a homosexual[Verse 3]Somebody tell me what I did to start this talkIs the way I look, is the way I walk?

[Verse 4]I'm only hopg maybe there will e a dayWhen I n make them unrstand that I'm not gayBut till that day is hereI gus I'll live fearAnd I curse the day I pierced my ear[Chos]There's nothg wrong wh meI don't wanna be a homosexualKnow what I want to beAnd I don't wanna be a homosexualSoft boys and closet queensThk Judy Garland's keenBut I don't thk she's nothg specialAnd I don't wanna be a homosexual[Guar Solo][Verse 5]So now I'm wonrg if maybe they're not rightI've gone all paranoid and I n't sleep at nightI went to see the shrkWhat did the doctor thk?

AFTER CRAIGSLIST AND MANHUNT, HERE IS WHERE GAYS WILL GET THEIR CLICKS

I swear to God I saw him wk[Chos]I pray that I am wrongI don't wanna be a homosexualWhy did I wre this songIf I don't wanna be a homosexual?

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After Craigslist and Manhunt, Here is Where Gays Will Get Their Clicks.

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