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- DEMI LOVATO’S ‘COOL FOR THE SUMMER’: THE NEXT GREAT GAY ANTHEM?
- HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
- UR SO GAYKATY PERRYTRACK 6 ON ONE OF THE BOYS PRODUCED BYGREG WELLS“UR SO GAY” IS A SONG ABOUT A BOY WHO FS ALL THE GAY STEREOTYP, SPE NOT ACTUALLY BEG GAY HIMSELF. KATY WISH THE BOY WOULD BE HONT WH HER ABOUT HIMSELF.NOV. 20, 20071 VIEWER134K VIEWS90 CONTRIBUTORSTRANSLATNSPORTUGUêSITALIANOUR SO GAY LYRICS[INTRO]YOUR MD MAY REFE TO BELIEVEYOUR MD MAY REFE TO BELIEVE[VERSE 1]I HOPE YOU HANG YOURSELF WH YOUR H&M SRFWHILE **** OFF LISTENG TO MOZARTYOU BCH AND MOAN ABOUT LAWISHG YOU WERE THE RA READG HEMGWAYYOU DON'T EAT MEAT AND DRIVE ELECTRIL RSYOU'RE SO DIE ROCK, 'S ALMOST AN ARTYOU NEED SPF 45 JT TO STAY ALIVE[CHOS]YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS (OH)YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE[VERSE 2]YOU'RE SO SAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY A HAPPY MEALYOU'RE SO SKNY, YOU SHOULD REALLY SUPER SIZE THE ALSECRETLY, YOU'RE SO AMED THAT NOBODY UNRSTANDS YOUI'M SO MEAN 'E I NNOT GET YOU OUT OF YOUR HEADI'M SO ANGRY 'E YOU'D RATHER MYSPACE STEADI N'T BELIEVE I FELL LOVE WH SOMEONE THAT WEARS MORE MAKP ANDYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS]YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE[BREAKDOWN]HEY, OHOH WOAH-OH-OH, OHLA-LA-LALA-LA-LADO-DO-DO, BA-BA-BADO-DO-DO, DA-DA-DAYYOU'RE SO GAYYOU'RE SO GAY[BRIDGE]YOU WALK AROUND LIKE YOU'RE OH-SO BONAIRYOU PULL 'EM DOWN AND THERE'S REALLY NOTHG THEREI WISH YOU WOULD JT BE REAL WH ME[CHOS]YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKEOH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE[OUTRO]PENIS16EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
- THE GAY-O-METER! ?️? LGBTQ QUIZ
- "UR SO GAY" LYRICS
- LONGEST GAY TEST!
- I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)KATY PERRYTRACK 6 ON THE HELLO KATY ATRALIAN TOUR EP PRODUCED BYDR. LE & BENNY BLANAUG. 7, 20091 VIEWER4 CONTRIBUTORSI KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX) LYRICS[INTRO]IT FELT SO WRONG, FELT SO RIGHTDON'T MEAN I'M LOVE TONIGHTI KISSED A GIRL (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)I KISSED A GIRL (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)[DROP 1]KISSI KISSED A (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)I KISSED A (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)[BREAK](KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS...)[DROP 2]I KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL JT TOI KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL JT TOIT FELT SO WRONG, FELT SO RIGHTDON'T MEAN I'M LOVE TONIGHT(NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT...)[DROP 3]KISSI KISSED A GIRL(KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI...)(GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS...)I KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL(KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI...)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[OUTRO]KISS...KISS...KISS...KISS....EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *WHO PRODUCED “I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)” BY KATY PERRY?WHEN DID KATY PERRY RELEASE “I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)”?WHO WROTE “I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)” BY KATY PERRY?THE HELLO KATY ATRALIAN TOUR EP (2009)KATY PERRY1. ELECTRIC FEEL (LIVE)2. BLACK & GOLD3. I THK I’M READY4. THKG OF YOU (LIVE ATIC VERSN)5. WAKG UP IN VEGAS (CALV HARRIS REMIX RAD ED)6. I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)7. HOT N COLD (BIMBO JON REMIX RAD ED)8. UR SO GAY (DJ SKEET SKEET & CORY ENEMY REMIX)EXPAND CREDSPRODUCED BYDR. LE & BENNY BLANWRTEN BYCATHY DENNIS, DR. LE, KATY PERRY & MAX MARTREMIXERBENNY BLAN & DR. LERELEASE DATEAUGT 7, 2009I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX) IS A REMIX OFI KISSED A GIRL BY KATY PERRYTAGSPOPREMIXEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
DEMI LOVATO’S ‘COOL FOR THE SUMMER’: THE NEXT GREAT GAY ANTHEM?
A great memorable quote om the The Simpsons movie on - [Nelson's iends tch him kissg Lisa]Kearney: Aw man. You jt kissed a Jon: That is so gay. * you kissed a girl that is so gay *
- That is so gay! “It was on the heels of ‘Ur So Gay, ’ and that I thought was a ltle problematic, ” McKee says, referrg to the promotnal sgle om One of the Boys, which enurag a metrosexual man who’s “so gay and you don’t even like boys” to “hang yourself wh your H&M srf. But before openly bisexual performer Halsey sang a love song, “Strangers, ” wh Fifth Harmony’s Lren Jregui last year – and out sger-songwrer Troye Sivan med unhibed gay sire on “My My My!, ” and Hayley Kiyoko dropped her new album where she wr and sgs about her real-life lbian experienc – queer kissg pop mic cir 2008 was novelty.
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
Ur So Gay Lyrics: Your md may refe to believe / Your md may refe to believe / I hope you hang yourself wh your H&M srf / While **** off listeng to Mozart / You bch and moan about LA * you kissed a girl that is so gay *
Durg an terview 2012, she didn’t thk “appropriate” to reveal her past gay or straight experienc when asked. The song jt took over the edge for the public some ways, but I thk that anybody who saw a nfg msage those songs (‘Ur So Gay’ and ‘I Kissed a Girl’) was eher lookg for a fight or takg pletely out of ntext. Further, gay Black Liv Matter activist DeRay Mckson sat down wh Perry to discs cultural appropriatn.
Remend ReadgBut parg “Cool for the Summer” to “I Kissed a Girl” jt highlights how eply un-gay, and maybe even regrsive, Perry’s song was. “Ur So Gay” kissed a girl, she ma sure to clarify that she liked … bee ChapStick tast good. But on “I Kissed a Girl, ” Perry spent so much energy explag her chaste motiv that almost seemed fearful, like one big, cuty claratn of “no homo.
” A lot of listeners also acced her of donng lbianism mostly for the entertament of straight men, which is the kd of performance that enurag people to thk of homosexualy as a silly dulgence or trendy ’s song, on the other hand, is all about sire. “Got my md on your body / And your body on my md” she says, rewrg the work of the still ocsnally homophobic Snoop an creasg number of queer micians are makg awome mic both for niche dienc and popular on, there still aren’t all that many morn, mastream hs that explicly reveal themselv as queer and sexual.
UR SO GAYKATY PERRYTRACK 6 ON ONE OF THE BOYS PRODUCED BYGREG WELLS“UR SO GAY” IS A SONG ABOUT A BOY WHO FS ALL THE GAY STEREOTYP, SPE NOT ACTUALLY BEG GAY HIMSELF. KATY WISH THE BOY WOULD BE HONT WH HER ABOUT HIMSELF.NOV. 20, 20071 VIEWER134K VIEWS90 CONTRIBUTORSTRANSLATNSPORTUGUêSITALIANOUR SO GAY LYRICS[INTRO]YOUR MD MAY REFE TO BELIEVEYOUR MD MAY REFE TO BELIEVE[VERSE 1]I HOPE YOU HANG YOURSELF WH YOUR H&M SRFWHILE **** OFF LISTENG TO MOZARTYOU BCH AND MOAN ABOUT LAWISHG YOU WERE THE RA READG HEMGWAYYOU DON'T EAT MEAT AND DRIVE ELECTRIL RSYOU'RE SO DIE ROCK, 'S ALMOST AN ARTYOU NEED SPF 45 JT TO STAY ALIVE[CHOS]YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS (OH)YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE[VERSE 2]YOU'RE SO SAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY A HAPPY MEALYOU'RE SO SKNY, YOU SHOULD REALLY SUPER SIZE THE ALSECRETLY, YOU'RE SO AMED THAT NOBODY UNRSTANDS YOUI'M SO MEAN 'E I NNOT GET YOU OUT OF YOUR HEADI'M SO ANGRY 'E YOU'D RATHER MYSPACE STEADI N'T BELIEVE I FELL LOVE WH SOMEONE THAT WEARS MORE MAKP ANDYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS]YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE[BREAKDOWN]HEY, OHOH WOAH-OH-OH, OHLA-LA-LALA-LA-LADO-DO-DO, BA-BA-BADO-DO-DO, DA-DA-DAYYOU'RE SO GAYYOU'RE SO GAY[BRIDGE]YOU WALK AROUND LIKE YOU'RE OH-SO BONAIRYOU PULL 'EM DOWN AND THERE'S REALLY NOTHG THEREI WISH YOU WOULD JT BE REAL WH ME[CHOS]YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKEOH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSYOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSNO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKENO, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE[OUTRO]PENIS16EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
Young women say they are not gay or bisexual, jt ee to play wh both sex. * you kissed a girl that is so gay *
“Born This Way” is all self-acceptance polics; most of the chartbters by openly gay artists like Sam Smh are the on wh genr-ntral pronouns. Maybe she’s panrg so as to secure a voted gay fanbase, like Nick Jonas has been dog lately var forms of undrs.
THE GAY-O-METER! ?️? LGBTQ QUIZ
Unsure of your sexual inty? This tt n reveal whether you're gay, bisexual, bi-cur or straight. Try this GAY-O-METER quiz now and fix your 'gaydar'! * you kissed a girl that is so gay *
You jt kissed a Jon: That is so gay. There's no doubt that Katy Perry is a gay crashed onto the pop mic scene back 2008 wh "I Kissed A Girl, " a flirty dip to the pool of bisexualy that, at first, angered nservative listeners and even some people the LGBTQ+ muny. " Ariana Gran recently lled "The One That Got Away" (om Perry's rerd-breakg 2010 sophomore LP Teenage Dream) "one of the most perfectly wrten pop songs ever om one of the bt pop albums of all time.
"UR SO GAY" LYRICS
Katy Perry "Ur So Gay": Your md may refe to believe Your md may refe to believe I hope you hang yourself wh your... * you kissed a girl that is so gay *
That is so gay!
LONGEST GAY TEST!
Girls, n't ci whether you're straight (bee you dig guys) or gay (bee you seem to like girls, too) then you might be bisexual. Try this tt & see! * you kissed a girl that is so gay *
Photograph: Todd SelbyDue to be Number One this Sunday, Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl is a sparky electronic stompy ltle number om of the reason 's headg to the chart pnacle is that 's que good, and part of the reason is that agre wh the Zoo, Nuts and Babtatn belief that women, whether straight or gay, all actually like lezzg off wh each other.
But Katy has also attracted a fair amount of bate thanks to I Kissed a Girl and another song, UR So Gay, which attacks a straight man and explas that his problem is that he has too much mon wh gay men (for this to work you have to share Perry's world view that gay men are all exactly the same). The song begs "I hope you hang yourself wh your H&M srf, while jackg off listeng to Mozart, you bch and moan about LA, wishg you were the ra readg Hemgway", and ntu this Tatchell's wad , of urse, and there's an argument, echog the Fairytale Of New York bate last Christmas, that whether one is "sgg character" or not, is perhaps not entirely healthy to send a msage around the world that is alright to e gay termology as an sult.
I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)KATY PERRYTRACK 6 ON THE HELLO KATY ATRALIAN TOUR EP PRODUCED BYDR. LE & BENNY BLANAUG. 7, 20091 VIEWER4 CONTRIBUTORSI KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX) LYRICS[INTRO]IT FELT SO WRONG, FELT SO RIGHTDON'T MEAN I'M LOVE TONIGHTI KISSED A GIRL (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)I KISSED A GIRL (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)[DROP 1]KISSI KISSED A (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)I KISSED A (GIRL, GIRL, GIRL...)[BREAK](KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS...)[DROP 2]I KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL JT TOI KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL JT TOIT FELT SO WRONG, FELT SO RIGHTDON'T MEAN I'M LOVE TONIGHT(NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT, NIGHT...)[DROP 3]KISSI KISSED A GIRL(KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI...)(GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS...)I KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL, I KISSED A GIRL(KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI...)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[OUTRO]KISS...KISS...KISS...KISS....EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *WHO PRODUCED “I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)” BY KATY PERRY?WHEN DID KATY PERRY RELEASE “I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)”?WHO WROTE “I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)” BY KATY PERRY?THE HELLO KATY ATRALIAN TOUR EP (2009)KATY PERRY1. ELECTRIC FEEL (LIVE)2. BLACK & GOLD3. I THK I’M READY4. THKG OF YOU (LIVE ATIC VERSN)5. WAKG UP IN VEGAS (CALV HARRIS REMIX RAD ED)6. I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX)7. HOT N COLD (BIMBO JON REMIX RAD ED)8. UR SO GAY (DJ SKEET SKEET & CORY ENEMY REMIX)EXPAND CREDSPRODUCED BYDR. LE & BENNY BLANWRTEN BYCATHY DENNIS, DR. LE, KATY PERRY & MAX MARTREMIXERBENNY BLAN & DR. LERELEASE DATEAUGT 7, 2009I KISSED A GIRL (DR. LE & BENNY BLAN REMIX) IS A REMIX OFI KISSED A GIRL BY KATY PERRYTAGSPOPREMIXEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
When I first wrote about Perry back April I wonred whether Ur So Gay, the US buzz sgle, would be played on UK rad after the Chris Moyl homophobia row, but tth the bate around UR So Gay and I Kissed a Girl, which offer trigug perspectiv on masculy and femy rpectively, should be ls about sexualy and more focsed on genr polics. Maybe the problem is jt that her lowt mon nomator reference pots are a b stupid - part of a Perez Hiltonisatn of popular culture which dictat that scribblg "bch" or "fag" across someone's face, or dbg some ltle spots of sperm on the rner of a man's mouth, is fair ment and the height of cultural, summary:REASONS KATY PERRY IS NOT A BIG OLD RUBBISH HOMOPHOBE1. In a former (and largely succs-ee) reer she ed to be a Christian sger songwrer, and Christians are all about tolerance 'n' lovg The Gays.
Her photo shoots look like an explosn a branch of Cath Kidston, and there are sometim homosexual men London's Kgs Road branch of that shop. She's iends wh Mika - not that Mika is gay, but he is the sort of person scribed UR So Gay so she n't really hate all men who aren't archetypal, rears, there you have . Do I Kissed A Girl have you screamg at your rad bee is anti-gay?
If she's exced to talk about them and mentns more gay ntent, then may be more likely that she's open to kissg girls. Even if the girl is a proud and open lbian, that don't mean that she'd want to kiss any girl who her path jt bee she's gay, and that's cludg you. The provotive dance-rock jam “I Kissed a Girl” and the potedly playful “Ur So Gay” may set tongu waggg (so to speak), but they'll also loosen jaws for the suckerpunch of “Hot n Cold, ” a giddy rolleraster of a song that mak skewerg a half-hearted boyiend sound like the most fun a girl uld ever have.