Why Are All The Good Guys Always Taken, Gay, Dead, Or Available?

Contents:

• ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE GAY
• WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS TAKEN, GAY, DEAD, OR AVAILABLE?
• ALL STEREOTYP ARE TE, EXCEPT ... V: 'ALL EXTREMELY HANDSOME MEN ARE GAY'
• ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE EHER GAY OR HAVE NO FACE.
• "ALL GOOD LOOKG MEN ARE GAY"
• ALL THE OPENLY GAY MALE CELEBS WHO ARE OUT, PROUD & SMOK’ HOT
• WHY ARE GAY GUYS SO GOOD LOOKG?

ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE GAY

Connie: Oy vey, why do all the good on have to be oy gay? Mrice: It's a man's choice to be gay! Right eventually fds a great guy wh all the right thgs she's lookg for — but turns out he's homosexual, leadg to the dismissive statement about straight men.

WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS TAKEN, GAY, DEAD, OR AVAILABLE?

This is load wh the Unfortunate Implitn that only (and all) gay men posss the quali women want — tenrns, nsiratn, etc. Ironilly, there is no shortage of gay men sayg the reverse: that all the good men are taken or straight, admirg the stereotypil posive tras of straight men (mascule mannerisms, straightforward wh emotns, laid-back attu, etc. Realistilly, given the (alleged) percentag of straight and gay men the human populatn, however, "All The Good Men Are Straight" is closer to an accurate statement than this trope's tle.

Compare to Inpatible Orientatn, where she may still love him spe his beg gay.

ALL STEREOTYP ARE TE, EXCEPT ... V: 'ALL EXTREMELY HANDSOME MEN ARE GAY'

Also pare Sorry, I'm Gay where he may actually be straight and still tryg to ward off her advanc. Settled for Gay is this trope exaggerated and happens if the woman qutn eventually giv up on straight men and prefers the pany of gay men, even though she knows she will never be volved wh any of them.

This may be the attu the Last Het Romance of a gay man tak after he out. Happens this ad by an surance pany; not only the good men, but all men the world are gay. In Doonbury, Mike's secretary Marcia Febloom set out to prove to Mike that all the good men were eher married or gay.

She lled out to a good-lookg jogger, askg if he were married or gay, and he answered, "Both.

ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE EHER GAY OR HAVE NO FACE.

Danae nounc the character of all men and dismiss Lucy's immediate unterexample as gay.

"ALL GOOD LOOKG MEN ARE GAY"

(Which impli that gays aren't actual men. And gay. Tea laments that "every time I meet a guy, he's eher gay or a villa disguise!

Not only is Zarbon NOT gay (he claims to have an off-screen girliend we never see), he's also very, very evil and sadistic.

When her iends reveal that they went to a gay bar whout her, Usagi pletely miss the pot and gets offend at the ia of tryg to pick up gay men. I Love You, Lisa Kudrow's character repeatedly asks out guys by askg them first if they are sgle, then askg if they're gay.

ALL THE OPENLY GAY MALE CELEBS WHO ARE OUT, PROUD & SMOK’ HOT

Played for Lghs In & Out; after Ey fds out that her fiancée is actually gay, she hs on another man, who also is gay. The way that she fails to notice that he's gay, when most of the dience and their school iends will have spotted the fact wh mut if not sends, is a big sign that she's not que as smart as she thks.

Only to fd out that he turns out to be gay, and the letter is meant for his future boyiend. Stormbreaker: Jack, the Amerin hoekeeper, mentns that "the problem wh this untry is that all the good-lookg men are eher gay or married". In "Crodile" Dune LA, an attractive woman tri flirtg wh Mic after he monstrat his abily to tell time by lookg at the sun, then asks if he's gay (apparently the possibily that he might already be a relatnship never occurred to her).

WHY ARE GAY GUYS SO GOOD LOOKG?

Mic answers that y, he's pretty gay, pretty happy most of the time, at which pot she leav disappotment.

Absolutely Anythg: Cathere's iend nclus that Neil has to be gay, as he's such a good guy, so Cathere cis to proposn him for sex as a tt (and he accepts, provg this wrong).

Jenna: Stop fallg love wh gay guys. He's later revealed to have e out as gay... In Eureka, after disverg that her New Old Flame is actually a Ridiculoly Human Robot, Jo plas that all the good on are "eher married, gay, or robots".