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am5pt0">{font-fay:Charter,Geia,Tim,Serif;font-size:1.1875rem;le-height:1.6;}{float:left;text-transform:upperse;font-weight:bold;marg-right:0.9375rem;marg-bottom:-0.625rem;marg-top:0;}{font-fay:Glanz,Glanz-fallback,Tim,Serif;font-size:6.25rem;font-weight:normal;le-height:0.75;marg-right:0;paddg:0.6rem 0.75rem 0 0;}@-moz-document url-prefix(){{marg-top:0.625rem;}}@media(max-width: 48rem){{marg-right:0.3125rem;}}@media(m-width: 64rem){{le-height:0.75;}} strong{font-fay:Charter,Geia,Tim,Serif;font-weight:bold;} em{font-style:alic;font-fay:Charter,Geia,Tim,Serif;}</style><p data-no-id="1" class="body-dropp css-am5pt0 et3p2gv0">This weekend se the release of <em>Top Gun: Maverick</em>, the long-awaed follow-up to the 1986 blockbter, and while the movie did not necsarily <em>need</em> (the need for <em>speed!</em>) a sequel, I am ready. The origal <em>Top Gun </em>is about a bunch of people who know how to fly very sophistited fighter jets but have not yet termed that they n wipe sweat off their own fac wh even ordary paper towels. <em>Top Gun</em> blew all the hell up the summer of '86 for a variety of reasons: the Reagan-era jgoism, Kenny Loggs’ “Danger Zone,” the absolute nscence of a young Tom Cise. It was a big, sweaty phenomenon. </p><style data-emotn="css aeyldl">{font-fay:Charter,Geia,Tim,Serif;font-size:1.1875rem;le-height:1.6;} strong{font-fay:Charter,Geia,Tim,Serif;font-weight:bold;} em{font-style:alic;font-fay:Charter,Geia,Tim,Serif;}</style><p data-no-id="2" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">But <em>Top Gun</em> holds an entirely separate place some of our hearts. A few of walked to that multiplex and found ourselv exced ways our peers may not have been. Some of wnsed a moment that stayed our hearts forever. </p><p data-no-id="3" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">I speak, of urse, of the beach volleyball scene, a one mute and forty send sequence which a shirtls Tom Cise, Val Kilmer, and Rick Rossovich (pl a wisely shirtful Anthony Edwards) face off a high-stak pickup game to the sound of Kenny Loggs’ “Playg Wh The Boys.” My brother, ten years olr, married wh four kids now, took me to see <em>Top Gun</em> the summer of 1986. We left the theater exhilarated. “Man,” he said, “they oughta have a recment table outsi the theater.” “They really should,” I said, knowg down ep we were talkg about very different recment tabl. </p><p data-no-id="4" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">If you were a certa kd of teenage boy 1986, the beach volleyball scene <em>Top Gun</em> spoke directly to you. And what said was: “You’re gay now. 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The stak are high, bee the are proud and sweaty men. They are beg watched by their flight-school peers, who are as to as they are, as to as <em>you</em> are, though maybe for different reasons, but maybe not, the movie never really mak clear. </p><p data-no-id="9" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">The gnts are ADR and the fake sweat budget is high as the game go on, and we learn that on this swelterg San Diego day, three-fourths of the guys are playg beach volleyball long pants. Is hard to be a bad-ass shorts, or were even the guys skippg leg day? Here aga, there are no clear answers. All we know for sure is that works, and that 1986, Tom Cise was about 60 percent trapezi mcle. </p><div size="medium" data-embed="body-image" data-no-id="10" class="align-center size-medium embed css-1736von e1xqj1sx4"><div class="css-uwraif e1xqj1sx3"><img alt="d" tle="d" loadg="lazy" width="1280" height="720" dg="async" data-nimg="1" style="lor: transparent; width: 100%; height: to;" siz="100vw" srcSet=" 640w, 980w, 1120w, 1200w, 1920w" src="" class="css-0 exi4f7p0" /><div class="css-swqnqv e1xqj1sx2"><figptn class="css-1am3yn9 enfs9c50"><span class="css-1mcfn5x e6iqd2">Courty</span></figptn></div></div></div><p data-no-id="11" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">At 40 sends, Rick Rossovich flex. We don’t know why. The director, Tony Stt, do not know why. Rick Rossovich do not know why. But he do, and they left , fact they ma slow-motn, and that’s why this was the summer we vented “the gym.” </p><p data-no-id="12" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">Tony Stt selected a lser Kenny Loggs track for this scene, a song more angular, almost a Loggs' toss the directn of new wave. A song whose chos remds we are play’ wh the boys, and then at wh the glissando of high-pched sighs we’re already hearg om our own souls. “Playg Wh The Boys” mak no sense outsi of this scene. I jt asked my Alexa to play , and she said, “On s own, wh no visual? I’m sorry, I n’t do that, Dave.” Artificial telligence knows what’s up. “Playg Wh The Boys” was not released as a sgle, but did e out to s parents later that year. </p><div size="medium" data-embed="body-image" data-no-id="13" class="align-center size-medium embed css-1736von e1xqj1sx4"><div class="css-uwraif e1xqj1sx3"><img alt="d" tle="d" loadg="lazy" width="1400" height="700" dg="async" data-nimg="1" style="lor: transparent; width: 100%; height: to;" siz="100vw" srcSet=" 640w, 980w, 1120w, 1200w, 1920w" src="" class="css-0 exi4f7p0" /><div class="css-swqnqv e1xqj1sx2"><figptn class="css-1am3yn9 enfs9c50"><span class="css-1mcfn5x e6iqd2">Courty</span></figptn></div></div></div><p data-no-id="14" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">So anyway, Tom Cise and Anthony Edwards w, and the other guys want to keep playg, and the rt of the crowd is happy jt to watch. But Tom Cise has other plans. He puts on a priste whe t-shirt and a bomber jacket and leav on his motorcycle and while he’s on the road he se a fighter jet flyg right alongsi him and he yells at excedly bee even then Tom Cise was someone who felt like he uld help plan stay the air by yellg excedly at them. And then he go to Kelly McGillis’ hoe and eventually they kiss all tongue-y and have silhouette sex ont of billowg curtas, and then Anthony Edwards di a door accint and Tom Cise los the will to fly and Val Kilmer ws Bt New Airplane Guy and then Tom Cise has to e back and they get the Rsian MiG on target lock and they shoot down and everyone is happy and then later that summer the Church of Scientology is like “Hey, Tom Cise, are you ee for bnch,” and now here we are. It’s a great movie. It’s impossible to know how many actors are , asi om the on I’ve mentned, but film historians have placed the number as high as three. </p><p data-no-id="15" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">Now, I have heard the volleyball scene <em>Top Gun</em> referred to as “homoerotic.” The volleyball scene is not homoerotic. The volleyball scene is homosexual. The volleyball scene is what circu parti have been tryg to be ever sce. (Or at least that’s what I’m told. I’ve never been to one, as I am a lifelong Anthony Edwards.) To have watched all of this unfold, on the big screen, right the middle of puberty, was simply not fair. I was outmatched. I knew which way my sexualy was gog already, this scene was far om my first klg, but nfirmed the whole suatn a way that was terrifyg and thrillg all at once. Every gay man wh ten years of my age will tell you the same thg. It didn’t rpt ; fact, the volleyball scene is the bt argument <em>agast</em> the whole “groomg” nversatn we’re havg. If other boys my age saw this movie and end up straight, as I unrstand lerally dozens have, then sexual orientatn is unniably an immutable characteristic. </p><p data-no-id="16" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0">The volleyball scene didn’t make gay. It did make do phups. </p><p data-no-id="17" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><em>Top Gun: Maverick</em> will be released worldwi on May 27. Give the teenage boy your life the time and space to procs his own way. </p><p data-no-id="18" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><em>Dave Holm appears every prt issue of Esquire. 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29 Dec 2024

Jann Wenner suggts that the 'Missn Impossible' actor might be gay his upg memoir 'Like a Rollg Stone'

IS TOM CISE GAY? ROLLG STONE FOUNR REVEALS THE 'SUPER-SECRETIVE' REASON WHY HE THKS SO

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Jann Wenner suggts his memoir 'Like a Rollg Stone' that Tom Cise might be gay (Andrew H Walker/Clive Mason/Getty Imag). The media mogul, who has met several celebri throughout his reer journalism, believ that the actor is secretly gay.

5 SIGNS TOM CISE IS GAY

All his secrecy gave rise to the spicn that he was gay.

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