The Leisurologist: Wnie The Pooh's Gay Tryst

Contents:

• GAY CHARACTERS ON CHILDREN’S TV, OM BERT TO SPONGEBOB
• IF PIGLET WAS YOUR FAVOURE WNIE THE POOH CHARACTER, LET’S BE HONT, YOU’RE GAY
• DISNEY’S ‘DON’T SAY GAY’ DISASTER IS SHAMEFUL AND ABSOLUTELY INFURIATG

GAY CHARACTERS ON CHILDREN’S TV, OM BERT TO SPONGEBOB

Wnie the Pooh, the beloved animated bear that has lighted children worldwi, has been banned om a playground Tzyn, Poland, bee the cy uncil there believ the bear is eher transgenr, tersex, or gay.

But people have speculated for years that the puppets may be gay, and now 900 people have signed a petn on for the old iends to marry. ” Many terpreted Bert’s e of the word “mo” a tweet back June as a subtle nod to the homosexual muny.

In 1999, Evangelil pastor Jerry Falwell acced the character Tky Wky of beg a closeted homosexual and therefore a “moral menace.

IF PIGLET WAS YOUR FAVOURE WNIE THE POOH CHARACTER, LET’S BE HONT, YOU’RE GAY

” Falwell’s foolproof reasong: Tky Wky is purple wh triangular antennae, both of which allegedly signal gay pri. The official statement om Itsy-Bsy Entertament is that Tky Wky is neher gay nor straight. SpongeBob SquarePants: ‘Erotic Intensy’ Biki Bottom SpongeBob SquarePants should breathe a sigh of relief that anti-gay marriage legislatn is not enforced over the unrwater cy of Biki Bottom.

DISNEY’S ‘DON’T SAY GAY’ DISASTER IS SHAMEFUL AND ABSOLUTELY INFURIATG

While there’s no official documentatn that any of the Peanuts characters are gay, Peppermt Patty’s failure to woo Charlie Brown has sparked mors about her sexualy. Inter chatter suggts that Charl Schulz’s iendship wh openly gay tennis star Billie Jean Kg fluenced Smurf: Mirrors and Flowers Wh the exceptn of Smurfette, the Smurfs are all short blue mal clean whe pants and nil hats who choose skippg as their ma mo of transportatn.