My puter thks I'm gay?? wtf. - 9GAG

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• A COMPUTER CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GAY JT BY LOOKG AT YOUR FACE. AND IT'S RIGHT 91% OF THE TIMEGAY FACE IS AN ACTUAL THG, {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY TRISH BENDIXSEPTEMBER 8, 2017/3:42 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}GETTY IMAGBY TRISH BENDIXSEPTEMBER 8, 2017 / 3:42 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"A COMPUTER CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GAY JT BY LOOKG AT YOUR FACE. AND IT'S RIGHT 91% OF THE TIME","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-09-08T19:42:55.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-09-08T19:42:55.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"TRISH BENDIX","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A NEW PUTER PROGRAM N REGNIZE WHETHER A FACE BELONGS TO A GAY OR STRAIGHT PERSON WH UNNNY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STANFORD UNIVERSY REARCHERS YILUN WANG AND MICHAL KOSSKI VELOPED ARTIFICIAL TELLIGENCE SOFTWARE THAT ED EP NRAL WORKS TO EXTRACT FEATUR OM 35,326 FACIAL IMAG, AND THEN CLASSIFIED THOSE FAC BY SEXUAL ORIENTATN."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE PROGRAM RRECTLY DISTGUISHED BETWEEN GAY AND STRAIGHT MEN A WHOPPG 81% OF S, AND BETWEEN LBIANS AND STRAIGHT WOMEN 71% OF THE TIME. THE MORE PICTUR THE PUTER HAD TO WORK WH, THE BETTER GOT: WH FIVE PHOTOS OF A SGLE GUY, THE AI'S ACCURACY SHOT UP TO 91%. (FOR WOMEN, JT BUMPED UP TO 83%.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HUMAN JUDG, MEANWHILE, ONLY GOT RIGHT 61% OF THE TIME FOR MEN AND 54% FOR WOMEN.STANFORD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SO WHAT, EXACTLY, WAS "GAY" ABOUT THE FAC?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE PROGRAM UTILIZED FIXED FEATUR LIKE NOSE SHAPE AND "TRANSIENT" FEATUR LIKE GROOMG STYLE. "GAY MEN AND WOMEN TEND TO HAVE GENR-ATYPIL FACIAL MORPHOLOGY, EXPRSN, AND GROOMG STYL," ACRDG TO A PAPER WANG AND KOSSKI ARE PUBLISHG THE JOURNAL OF PERSONALY AND SOCIAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEY THEORIZED THAT, IF PRENATAL HORMON AFFECT SEXUALY, "GAY MEN SHOULD TEND TO HAVE MORE FEME FACIAL FEATUR THAN HETEROSEXUAL MEN—SMALLER JAWS AND CHS, SLIMMER EYEBROWS, LONGER NOS, AND LARGER FOREHEADS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LBIANS, THEY POS, HAVE MORE "MASCULE" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"LBIANS TEND TO E LS EYE MAKP, HAD DARKER HAIR, AND WORE LS REVEALG CLOTH (NOTE THE HIGHER NECKLE)—DITG LS FEME GROOMG AND STYLE. FURTHERMORE, ALTHOUGH WOMEN TEND TO SE MORE GENERAL, LBIANS SED LS THAN THEIR HETEROSEXUAL UNTERPARTS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND APPARENTLY LBIANS ARE MORE LIKELY TO WEAR BASEBALL PS. (NO, SERLY.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE EXPERIMENT HAD SOME LIMATNS, THOUGH: THE FAC WERE CULLED OM DATG S AND WERE UNIFORMLY OF ADULT CISGENR WHE MEN AND WOMEN. (BISEXUALS AND TRANSGENR PEOPLE, AND NON-WHE PEOPLE OF ANY ORIENTATN, WERE EXCLUD.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WANG AND KOSSKI SAID THEY ATTEMPTED TO GATHER A MORE DIVERSE SAMPLE BUT "THE PREJUDICE AGAST GAY PEOPLE AND THE ADOPTN OF ONLE DATG WEBS IS UNEVENLY DISTRIBUTED ACROSS GROUPS CHARACTERIZED BY DIFFERENT ETHNICI."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEY ALSO NCE THEIR WORK ULD BE DANGERO: "OUR FDGS EXPOSE A THREAT TO THE PRIVACY AND SAFETY OF GAY MEN AND WOMEN," THEY WRE, PECIALLY PLAC WHERE HOMOSEXUALY IS A CRIME. “WE WERE REALLY DISTURBED BY THE RULTS AND SPENT MUCH TIME NSIRG WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE MA PUBLIC AT ALL. WE DID NOT WANT TO ENABLE THE VERY RISKS THAT WE ARE WARNG AGAST.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FACIAL REGNN TECHNOLOGY N BE EFUL FOR FDG CRIMALS A CROWD, BUT N BE A RISK FOR SOMEONE WHO DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEIR ORIENTATN ON THEIR SLEEVE—OR THEIR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• TOO MANY FRIENDSPLACEBOTRACK 3 ON LOUD LIKE LOVE PRODUCED BYADAM NOBLESEP. 13, 20131 VIEWER27.1K VIEWS19 CONTRIBUTORSTOO MANY FRIENDS LYRICS[VERSE 1]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYI THREW THAT PIECE OF JUNK AWAYON THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSéAS I WAS WALKG HOMETHIS IS MY LAST MUNIQUéDOWN THE SUPERHIGHWAYALL THAT I HAVE LEFT TO SAY A SGLE TOME[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 2]IF I ULD GIVE ALL AWAYWILL E BACK TO ME SOMEDAY?LIKE A NEEDLE THE HAY OR AN EXPENSIVE STONEBUT I GOT A REASON TO CLAIMTHE APPLITNS ARE TO BLAMEFOR ALL MY SORROW AND MY PAA FEELG SO ALONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THEREYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 3]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYWHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAYWHEN ALL THAT PEOPLE DO ALL DAYIS STARE TO A PHONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[OUTRO]I'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THERE6EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
• MY COMPUTER THKS I'M GAY PRANK CALL
• AM I GAY?

A COMPUTER CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GAY JT BY LOOKG AT YOUR FACE. AND IT'S RIGHT 91% OF THE TIMEGAY FACE IS AN ACTUAL THG, {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY TRISH BENDIXSEPTEMBER 8, 2017/3:42 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}GETTY IMAGBY TRISH BENDIXSEPTEMBER 8, 2017 / 3:42 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"A COMPUTER CAN TELL IF YOU'RE GAY JT BY LOOKG AT YOUR FACE. AND IT'S RIGHT 91% OF THE TIME","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-09-08T19:42:55.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-09-08T19:42:55.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"TRISH BENDIX","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A NEW PUTER PROGRAM N REGNIZE WHETHER A FACE BELONGS TO A GAY OR STRAIGHT PERSON WH UNNNY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STANFORD UNIVERSY REARCHERS YILUN WANG AND MICHAL KOSSKI VELOPED ARTIFICIAL TELLIGENCE SOFTWARE THAT ED EP NRAL WORKS TO EXTRACT FEATUR OM 35,326 FACIAL IMAG, AND THEN CLASSIFIED THOSE FAC BY SEXUAL ORIENTATN."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE PROGRAM RRECTLY DISTGUISHED BETWEEN GAY AND STRAIGHT MEN A WHOPPG 81% OF S, AND BETWEEN LBIANS AND STRAIGHT WOMEN 71% OF THE TIME. THE MORE PICTUR THE PUTER HAD TO WORK WH, THE BETTER GOT: WH FIVE PHOTOS OF A SGLE GUY, THE AI'S ACCURACY SHOT UP TO 91%. (FOR WOMEN, JT BUMPED UP TO 83%.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HUMAN JUDG, MEANWHILE, ONLY GOT RIGHT 61% OF THE TIME FOR MEN AND 54% FOR WOMEN.STANFORD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SO WHAT, EXACTLY, WAS "GAY" ABOUT THE FAC?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE PROGRAM UTILIZED FIXED FEATUR LIKE NOSE SHAPE AND "TRANSIENT" FEATUR LIKE GROOMG STYLE. "GAY MEN AND WOMEN TEND TO HAVE GENR-ATYPIL FACIAL MORPHOLOGY, EXPRSN, AND GROOMG STYL," ACRDG TO A PAPER WANG AND KOSSKI ARE PUBLISHG THE JOURNAL OF PERSONALY AND SOCIAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEY THEORIZED THAT, IF PRENATAL HORMON AFFECT SEXUALY, "GAY MEN SHOULD TEND TO HAVE MORE FEME FACIAL FEATUR THAN HETEROSEXUAL MEN—SMALLER JAWS AND CHS, SLIMMER EYEBROWS, LONGER NOS, AND LARGER FOREHEADS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LBIANS, THEY POS, HAVE MORE "MASCULE" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"LBIANS TEND TO E LS EYE MAKP, HAD DARKER HAIR, AND WORE LS REVEALG CLOTH (NOTE THE HIGHER NECKLE)—DITG LS FEME GROOMG AND STYLE. FURTHERMORE, ALTHOUGH WOMEN TEND TO SE MORE GENERAL, LBIANS SED LS THAN THEIR HETEROSEXUAL UNTERPARTS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND APPARENTLY LBIANS ARE MORE LIKELY TO WEAR BASEBALL PS. (NO, SERLY.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE EXPERIMENT HAD SOME LIMATNS, THOUGH: THE FAC WERE CULLED OM DATG S AND WERE UNIFORMLY OF ADULT CISGENR WHE MEN AND WOMEN. (BISEXUALS AND TRANSGENR PEOPLE, AND NON-WHE PEOPLE OF ANY ORIENTATN, WERE EXCLUD.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WANG AND KOSSKI SAID THEY ATTEMPTED TO GATHER A MORE DIVERSE SAMPLE BUT "THE PREJUDICE AGAST GAY PEOPLE AND THE ADOPTN OF ONLE DATG WEBS IS UNEVENLY DISTRIBUTED ACROSS GROUPS CHARACTERIZED BY DIFFERENT ETHNICI."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEY ALSO NCE THEIR WORK ULD BE DANGERO: "OUR FDGS EXPOSE A THREAT TO THE PRIVACY AND SAFETY OF GAY MEN AND WOMEN," THEY WRE, PECIALLY PLAC WHERE HOMOSEXUALY IS A CRIME. “WE WERE REALLY DISTURBED BY THE RULTS AND SPENT MUCH TIME NSIRG WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE MA PUBLIC AT ALL. WE DID NOT WANT TO ENABLE THE VERY RISKS THAT WE ARE WARNG AGAST.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FACIAL REGNN TECHNOLOGY N BE EFUL FOR FDG CRIMALS A CROWD, BUT N BE A RISK FOR SOMEONE WHO DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEIR ORIENTATN ON THEIR SLEEVE—OR THEIR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Songfacts®:The song starts wh the lyric, "My puter thks I'm gay. I don't know what I'd typed to Google, but my puter started advertisg to me a pletely different way, and I jt thought, 'Wow, my puter thks I'm gay today.

My puter thks I'm gay. “My puter thks I’m gay”. The openg le “My puter thks I’m gay” seemed childish and crgey (whilst also nfirmg the theme of the album beg about different forms of love, but that’s another topic) however is one of his secretly clever l.

Anyway, what I believe this le is referrg to is the fact that the “puter”, or Inter, which is full of fans and people who do not know him or the band claim/ believe he is gay (which he isn’t, th his tratn.

TOO MANY FRIENDSPLACEBOTRACK 3 ON LOUD LIKE LOVE PRODUCED BYADAM NOBLESEP. 13, 20131 VIEWER27.1K VIEWS19 CONTRIBUTORSTOO MANY FRIENDS LYRICS[VERSE 1]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYI THREW THAT PIECE OF JUNK AWAYON THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSéAS I WAS WALKG HOMETHIS IS MY LAST MUNIQUéDOWN THE SUPERHIGHWAYALL THAT I HAVE LEFT TO SAY A SGLE TOME[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 2]IF I ULD GIVE ALL AWAYWILL E BACK TO ME SOMEDAY?LIKE A NEEDLE THE HAY OR AN EXPENSIVE STONEBUT I GOT A REASON TO CLAIMTHE APPLITNS ARE TO BLAMEFOR ALL MY SORROW AND MY PAA FEELG SO ALONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THEREYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 3]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYWHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAYWHEN ALL THAT PEOPLE DO ALL DAYIS STARE TO A PHONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[OUTRO]I'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THERE6EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

) I feel that this is Brian’s way of exprsg his tratn of people he has never met claimg thgs about him, wrg as if they are personal iends, on the Inter for people to read that is accurate and mak him feel trated as reflects societi views on him; rather than the “puter” thkg he’s gay, ’s the people behd that do. A new puter program n regnize whether a face belongs to a gay or straight person wh unnny accuracy. "The program rrectly distguished between gay and straight men a whoppg 81% of s, and between lbians and straight women 71% of the time.

)Human judg, meanwhile, only got right 61% of the time for men and 54% for what, exactly, was "gay" about the fac? "Gay men and women tend to have genr-atypil facial morphology, exprsn, and groomg styl, " acrdg to a paper Wang and Kosski are publishg The Journal of Personaly and Social theorized that, if prenatal hormon affect sexualy, "gay men should tend to have more feme facial featur than heterosexual men—smaller jaws and chs, slimmer eyebrows, longer nos, and larger foreheads.

MY COMPUTER THKS I'M GAY PRANK CALL

)Wang and Kosski said they attempted to gather a more diverse sample but "the prejudice agast gay people and the adoptn of onle datg webs is unevenly distributed across groups characterized by different ethnici. "They also nce their work uld be dangero: "Our fdgs expose a threat to the privacy and safety of gay men and women, " they wre, pecially plac where homosexualy is a crime. My puter thks I'm gay??

Friday Night Cranks ll up Dell ctomer support and tells them there is a vis on his puter that is tellg Jared he is gay.

AM I GAY?

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Gay - While this adjective has historilly scribed men who are attracted to other men, the term now is ed to refer to anyone who experienc romantic, emotnal, or physil attractn to people of the same genr. Sce genr inty and sexual orientatn are separate, transgenr people n intify as straight, gay, lbian, bisexual, etc.