The 22 Gayt Christmas Songs of All Time, Ranked

Contents:

• 10 QUEER CHRISTMAS SONGS TO MAKE THE YULETI GAY AF
• A SUPER GAY CHRISTMAS
• THE 21 GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS
• 25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS
• BOSTON GAY MEN’S CHOS BRGS “A SUPER GAY CHRISTMAS” TO JORDAN HALL
• LYRICSGAY CHRISTMAS
• MY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY)BART BAKERDEC. 22, 20111 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSMY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY) LYRICSSUMMER AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, I NOTICED YOU WOULD MAKE OUT WH A PICTURE OF ZACK MORRISAND ON YOUR 80TH BIRTHDAY, YOU GOT A TOM CISE TATTOOYOU LIKE TO GET MY BOYIEND'S LIQUOR AND LOCK ME MY ROOMDRK TONS OF APPLETIS AND WEAR WOMEN'S SHOI FOUND A STASH OF PLAYGIRLS YOUR ROOMGRANDMA DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DONT LIKE CHICKSAND HOW YOU SPEND ALL DAY SEARCHG THE TER FOR DICKIN ANOTHER LIFE, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE STRAIGHTBUT NOW I GOTTA SAY I THK MY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYMY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYI ED TO HAVE A GERBIL NAMED JOHNNY CASHONE DAY I FOUND OUT THAT YOU STUCK HIM UP YOUR ASSYOUR FAVORE SGER IS SHARON, YOU DRS LIKE ELTON JOHNWHOAAYOU OWN THE TWILIGHT SERI ON DVDCGHT YOU PSED ON ROBERT PATTSON BEATG YOUR MEATITS TIME TO FACE THE MIC, YOU ARE A WG E QUEENGRANDMA DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE CHICKSAND HOW YOU SPEND ALL DAY SEARCHG THE TER FOR DICKIN ANOTHER LIFE, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE STRAIGHTBUT NOW I GOTTA SAY I THK MY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYMY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID BART BAKER RELEASE “MY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY)”?CREDSRELEASE DATEDECEMBER 22, 2011MY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY) INTERPOLATNSTHE ONE THAT GOT AWAY BY KATY PERRYTAGSPOPPARODYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• SANTA IS A GAY MANBIG FREEDIATRACK 4 ON A VERY BIG FREEDIA CHRISTMAZZ PRODUCED BYBIG FREEDIADEC. 9, 20161 VIEWER4 CONTRIBUTORSSANTA IS A GAY MAN LYRICS[VERSE 1]MISTER SANTA, BRG ME A DREAM (DREAM)MAKE HIM THE CUTT BOY I'VE EVER SEENGIVE HIM TWO LIPS, LIKE ROS AND CLOVERSAND TELL HIM I'LL BE HAPPY TO BEND OVERSANTA (SANTA)I'VE BEEN SO GOODI ED PROTECTN, WHENEVER I ULDNOW THAT I'M DOWN ON MY KNEMISTER SANTA DON'T FET ABOUT ME[VERSE 2]MISTER SANTABRG ME A BOY (OH BOY OH BOY)MAKE HIM A KKY LLECTOR OF TOYSHOW 'BOUT A ATHLETE? STRAIGHT OUT OF LLEGE?ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS EXHSTG TO BE HONTI MEAN, I LOVE EDMI LIKE TO PARTY, BUT ONLY WH MENTHE YOUNGER GUYS AREN'T QUE ON MY LEVELHOW LONG MT I KEEP CHUGGG VODKA AND RED BULL?SANTA, I'VE STARTED TO THKNOW THAT I'M OLR, I DON'T WANT A TWKI WANT A MAN, WHO'S OLR AND WISERDON'T MD IF HE HAS A POCKET FULL OF PFIZERSSANTA TO TELL YOU THE TTH (TO TELL YOU THE TTH)I THK I WANT SOMEONE LIKE YOUCOME DOWN MY CHIMNEY IF YOU NMISTER SANTA IS A GAY MANYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 3]SANTA, ALL THAT WHE HAIRYOU'LL BE SO SCFFY, MY OWN POLAR BEARI LOVE TO GRAB A HOLD OF THAT BELLYAND MAKE JIGGLE LIKE A BOWL OF KY JELLYSANTA (SANTA)JGLE THEM BALLSI WANT A SANTA WHO'S BIG, BLACK, AND TALLI WANT TO GET SI THAT BAGMAYBE SANTAMAYBE SANTAMAYBE SANTA IS A BLACK FAGEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “SANTA IS A GAY MAN” BY BIG FREEDIA?WHEN DID BIG FREEDIA RELEASE “SANTA IS A GAY MAN”?WHO WROTE “SANTA IS A GAY MAN” BY BIG FREEDIA?A VERY BIG FREEDIA CHRISTMAZZ (2016)BIG FREEDIA1. SO FROSTY2. JGLE BELL ROCK (MISSG LYRICS)3. ’TWAS THE NIGHT (MISSG LYRICS)4. SANTA IS A GAY MANCREDSPRODUCED BYBIG FREEDIAWRTEN BYBIG FREEDIA & BOYIEND (RAP-BARET)LABELQUEEN DIVA MICRELEASE DATEDECEMBER 9, 2016SANTA IS A GAY MAN SAMPLMR. SANDMAN BY THE CHORTTVIEW SANTA IS A GAY MAN SAMPLTAGSRAPBOUNCECHRISTMASEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• GAY FOR CHRISTMAS
• HALLMARK UNR FIRE FOR DROPPG 'GAY' FROM CHRISTMAS LYRIC

10 QUEER CHRISTMAS SONGS TO MAKE THE YULETI GAY AF

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The ultimate gay Christmas classic. ALL IS MERRY AND GAY.

A SUPER GAY CHRISTMAS

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THE 21 GAYT CHRISTMAS SONGS

ShowtimSunday, December 15, 2019 at 3pm Sunday, December 15, 2019 at 7pmFriday, December 20, 2019 at 8pmSaturday, December 21, 2019 at 8pmSunday, December 22, 2019 at 8pmThe show ns approximately 2 hours cludg an policy & rmatnMedia CoveragePrs Release: Boston Gay Men’s Chos Brgs “A Super Gay Christmas” to Jordan, “10 Thgs To Do Around Greater Boston, ” December 19, 2019Rabow Tim, “Boston Gay Men’s Chos prents A Super Gay Christmas, ” December 19, 2019Bay Wdows, “Boston Gay Men’s Chos prents A Super Gay Christmas, ” December 16, 2019Edge, “Q&A wh Rben Reynolds about A Super Gay Christmas, ” December 16, Boston Globe, “5 Thgs To Do Around Greater Boston, ” December 15, 2019WBUR Artery, “5 Thgs To Do This Weekend, ” December 9, 2019Broadway World, “Boston Gay Men’s Chos prents A Super Gay Christmas, ” December 9, 2019Outtake, “BGMC A Super Gay Christmas, ” December 6, 2019WBUR Artery, “8 Boston Holiday Shows for Newers, ” December 3, 2019Bay Wdows, “Boston Gay Men’s Chos Brgs ‘A Super Gay Christmas’ to Jordan Hall, ” November 19, 2019Repertoire (subject to change)Funky That HallA Virg UnspottedAlleluiaMi ShebeirachMiracleO Magnum MysteriumVeni, Veni EmmanuelStille Nacht-Silent NightThe First NoelHere We Come a WassailgSuper Gay ChristmasJgle Bell RockMistletoe and HollyMerry Christmas DarlgUp on the HoetopAnd I Am Tellg You, I’m Not GogCozy Ltle ChristmasAll I Want for Christmas is YouOne VoiceChristmas WaltzDis SantaYouTube PlaylistBoston Gay Men's Chos Prents A Super Gay ChristmasFunky That Hall I Boston Gay Men's ChosA Virg Unspotted I Boston Gay Men's ChosAlleluia I Boston Gay Men's ChosMiracle I Boston Gay Men's ChosO Magnum Mysterium I Boston Gay Men's ChosVeni, Veni Emmanuel I Boston Gay Men's ChosSilent Night, Holy Night 2019 I Boston Gay Men's ChosHere We Come a-Wassailg!

25 CHRISTMAS SONGS ONLY GAY PEOPLE AND (INTELLIGENT) STRAIGHT PEOPLE KNOW ARE TLY GAY BOPS

I Boston Gay Men's ChosSuper Gay Christmas I Boston Gay Men's ChosJgle Bell Rock I Boston Gay Men's ChosMistletoe and Holly I Boston Gay Men's ChosUp on the Hoetop I Boston Gay Men's ChosCozy Ltle Christmas I Boston Gay Men's ChosOne Voice I Boston Gay Men's Chos. Last week an elementary school teacher Michigan me unr fire when she cid to remove the word "gay" om the classic Christmas rol "Deck The Halls. After parents and others the muny got wd of the change -- and outrage ensued -- the teacher re-serted the supposedly troublome word back to the here at HuffPost Gay Voic believe that when people are aaid of or unfortable wh LGBT people or issu or even words (whether or not the word qutn is actually beg ed relatn to the LGBT muny), sometim the bt tactic is ph for an even greater prence hop of showg we won't be timidated, terred, or, we dug through our rerd llectns (and YouTube) -- to fd the gayt Christmas songs we uld get our hands (and ears) on a lighthearted effort to make thgs a ltle merrier -- and gayer -- this mpy offergs om The Weather Girls and Lady Gaga to songs by gay artists and ins like Gee Michael and Dolly Parton, this is our ltle gift to you this holiday season -- and the perfect playlist for a ftive gay out our selectns the followg slishow, rank them om rnit to most classic, and tell if we missed one of your favor the ments sectn below.

It n be clever and morn and tchy and even a ltle rnchy (a sample le om Big Freedia's "Santa Is a Gay Man": "I'd love to grab ahold of that belly / And make jiggle like a bowl of K-Y Jelly") bt Christmas jams rejigger tired old standards to somethg marveloly origal, or they go back to the drawg board and dream up somethg entirely new--a h yuleti tune that be s own light of that, we've stng together some of our ftive favor. In this massive 70-track playlist, you'll fd mic om the past seven s--om the ridiculo (Pansy Divisn's "Homo Christmas, " an o to gay sex unr the tree) to the sublime (Joni Mchell's "Blue, " perhaps the greatt untentnal Christmas song of all time). Boston Gay Men’s Chos (BGMC) is proud to prent “A Super Gay Christmas, ” to kick off the holiday season!

BOSTON GAY MEN’S CHOS BRGS “A SUPER GAY CHRISTMAS” TO JORDAN HALL

The tle of the show om “Super Gay Christmas, ” which was wrten and rerd by the edian Kev Yee.

Wh l lik, “I’ll be flexg by the mistletoe” and “Santa, I’ve been good, brg me a cute boy, ” liv up to s super gay show opens wh “Funky That Hall, ” which is a variatn of “Deck the Halls” spired by RuPl’s “Sissy That Walk. ”“A Super Gay Christmas” featur more than 200 Chos members, 16 dancers, twklg lights, and “A Dis Santa, ” the Village People’s versn of “Noel.

LYRICSGAY CHRISTMAS

”“A Super Gay Christmas celebrat the fun of the season and really do put the merry and gay Christmas, ” said BGMC Executive Director Craig Coogan. Calendar ListgBoston Gay Men’s Chos prentsA Super Gay ChristmasRben M. England Conservatory’s Jordan Hall30 Gasborough St., Boston, MA 02115To purchase tickets vis or ll 617-542-SING (7464)#About the Boston Gay Men’s Chos The Boston Gay Men’s Chos is one of New England’s largt and most succsful muny-based chos.

Reynolds III, the BGMC sgs a wi spectm of classil and popular mic and creat social change by providg a posive, affirmg image of the gay and lbian muny. CBS-WBZ named the Boston Gay Men’s Chos one of the “top 5” chos the cy of Boston.

Lyrics for Gay Christmas by Tom GossSometim feels like the last time,.

MY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY)BART BAKERDEC. 22, 20111 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSMY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY) LYRICSSUMMER AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, I NOTICED YOU WOULD MAKE OUT WH A PICTURE OF ZACK MORRISAND ON YOUR 80TH BIRTHDAY, YOU GOT A TOM CISE TATTOOYOU LIKE TO GET MY BOYIEND'S LIQUOR AND LOCK ME MY ROOMDRK TONS OF APPLETIS AND WEAR WOMEN'S SHOI FOUND A STASH OF PLAYGIRLS YOUR ROOMGRANDMA DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DONT LIKE CHICKSAND HOW YOU SPEND ALL DAY SEARCHG THE TER FOR DICKIN ANOTHER LIFE, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE STRAIGHTBUT NOW I GOTTA SAY I THK MY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYMY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYI ED TO HAVE A GERBIL NAMED JOHNNY CASHONE DAY I FOUND OUT THAT YOU STUCK HIM UP YOUR ASSYOUR FAVORE SGER IS SHARON, YOU DRS LIKE ELTON JOHNWHOAAYOU OWN THE TWILIGHT SERI ON DVDCGHT YOU PSED ON ROBERT PATTSON BEATG YOUR MEATITS TIME TO FACE THE MIC, YOU ARE A WG E QUEENGRANDMA DON'T KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE CHICKSAND HOW YOU SPEND ALL DAY SEARCHG THE TER FOR DICKIN ANOTHER LIFE, MAYBE YOU WOULD BE STRAIGHTBUT NOW I GOTTA SAY I THK MY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYMY GRANDPA'S SUPER GAYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID BART BAKER RELEASE “MY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY)”?CREDSRELEASE DATEDECEMBER 22, 2011MY GRANDPA’S SUPER GAY (THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY PARODY) INTERPOLATNSTHE ONE THAT GOT AWAY BY KATY PERRYTAGSPOPPARODYEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

Gay on Christmas,.

Gay on Christmas.

SANTA IS A GAY MANBIG FREEDIATRACK 4 ON A VERY BIG FREEDIA CHRISTMAZZ PRODUCED BYBIG FREEDIADEC. 9, 20161 VIEWER4 CONTRIBUTORSSANTA IS A GAY MAN LYRICS[VERSE 1]MISTER SANTA, BRG ME A DREAM (DREAM)MAKE HIM THE CUTT BOY I'VE EVER SEENGIVE HIM TWO LIPS, LIKE ROS AND CLOVERSAND TELL HIM I'LL BE HAPPY TO BEND OVERSANTA (SANTA)I'VE BEEN SO GOODI ED PROTECTN, WHENEVER I ULDNOW THAT I'M DOWN ON MY KNEMISTER SANTA DON'T FET ABOUT ME[VERSE 2]MISTER SANTABRG ME A BOY (OH BOY OH BOY)MAKE HIM A KKY LLECTOR OF TOYSHOW 'BOUT A ATHLETE? STRAIGHT OUT OF LLEGE?ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS EXHSTG TO BE HONTI MEAN, I LOVE EDMI LIKE TO PARTY, BUT ONLY WH MENTHE YOUNGER GUYS AREN'T QUE ON MY LEVELHOW LONG MT I KEEP CHUGGG VODKA AND RED BULL?SANTA, I'VE STARTED TO THKNOW THAT I'M OLR, I DON'T WANT A TWKI WANT A MAN, WHO'S OLR AND WISERDON'T MD IF HE HAS A POCKET FULL OF PFIZERSSANTA TO TELL YOU THE TTH (TO TELL YOU THE TTH)I THK I WANT SOMEONE LIKE YOUCOME DOWN MY CHIMNEY IF YOU NMISTER SANTA IS A GAY MANYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 3]SANTA, ALL THAT WHE HAIRYOU'LL BE SO SCFFY, MY OWN POLAR BEARI LOVE TO GRAB A HOLD OF THAT BELLYAND MAKE JIGGLE LIKE A BOWL OF KY JELLYSANTA (SANTA)JGLE THEM BALLSI WANT A SANTA WHO'S BIG, BLACK, AND TALLI WANT TO GET SI THAT BAGMAYBE SANTAMAYBE SANTAMAYBE SANTA IS A BLACK FAGEMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “SANTA IS A GAY MAN” BY BIG FREEDIA?WHEN DID BIG FREEDIA RELEASE “SANTA IS A GAY MAN”?WHO WROTE “SANTA IS A GAY MAN” BY BIG FREEDIA?A VERY BIG FREEDIA CHRISTMAZZ (2016)BIG FREEDIA1. SO FROSTY2. JGLE BELL ROCK (MISSG LYRICS)3. ’TWAS THE NIGHT (MISSG LYRICS)4. SANTA IS A GAY MANCREDSPRODUCED BYBIG FREEDIAWRTEN BYBIG FREEDIA & BOYIEND (RAP-BARET)LABELQUEEN DIVA MICRELEASE DATEDECEMBER 9, 2016SANTA IS A GAY MAN SAMPLMR. SANDMAN BY THE CHORTTVIEW SANTA IS A GAY MAN SAMPLTAGSRAPBOUNCECHRISTMASEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

Summer after high school, I noticed You would make out wh a picture of Zack MorrisAnd on your 80th birthday, you got a Tom Cise TattooYou like to get my boyiend's liquor and lock me my roomDrk tons of appletis and wear women's shoI found a stash of Playgirls your roomGrandma don't know That you dont like chicksAnd how you spend all day searchg the ter for dickIn another life, maybe you would be straightBut now I gotta say I thk my grandpa's super gayMy grandpa's super gayI ed to have a gerbil named Johnny CashOne day I found out that you stuck him up your assYour favore sger is Sharon, you drs like Elton JohnWhoaaYou own the Twilight seri on DvdCght you psed on Robert Pattson beatg your meatIts time to face the mic, you are a wg e queenGrandma don't know That you don't like chicksAnd how you spend all day searchg the ter for dickIn another life, maybe you would be straightBut now I gotta say I thk my grandpa's super gayMy grandpa's super gayHow to Format Lyrics:Type out all lyrics, even repeatg song parts like the chosLyrics should be broken down to dividual lUse sectn hears above different song parts like [Verse], [Chos], alics (<i>lyric</i>) and bold (<b>lyric</b>) to distguish between different volists the same song partIf you don’t unrstand a lyric, e [? Santa, I've started to thkNow that I'm olr, I don't want a twkI want a man, who's olr and wiserDon't md if he has a pocket full of PfizersSanta to tell you the tth (To tell you the tth)I thk I want someone like youCome down my chimney if you nMister Santa is a gay man[Verse 3]Santa, all that whe hairYou'll be so scffy, my own polar bearI love to grab a hold of that bellyAnd make jiggle like a bowl of KY jellySanta (Santa)Jgle them ballsI want a Santa who's big, black, and tallI want to get si that bagMaybe SantaMaybe SantaMaybe Santa is a black fagHow to Format Lyrics:Type out all lyrics, even repeatg song parts like the chosLyrics should be broken down to dividual lUse sectn hears above different song parts like [Verse], [Chos], alics (<i>lyric</i>) and bold (<b>lyric</b>) to distguish between different volists the same song partIf you don’t unrstand a lyric, e [? That’s also why I have always believed that Christmas mic is super gay.

“Make It Jgle” — Big Freedia“Make It Jgle” is the rare gay Christmas banger that explicly enurag you to shake your ass to . Of urse, helps that Gee Michael himself was gay. But the song is gay longg distilled to s purt form, om that synth riff to the sger’s own admissn that if his ex-lover kissed him now, he’d fool him aga.

“All I Want For Christmas Is You” — Mariah CareyIt’s ironic that one of the most inic Christmas songs of all time is one that explicly rejects much of the holiday hullabaloo, and that’s part of what mak so gay. “Merry Christmas, Darlg” — The Carpenters In addn to Karen Carpenter beg a gay in, the lyrics of this song are for every queer person who has had to swallow their sadns at beg unable to spend the holidays wh their loved one: “We’re apart, that’s te / But I n dream and my dreams / I’m Christmasg wh you.

GAY FOR CHRISTMAS

” — Sufjan StevensAlthough n be difficult at tim to parse whether any given Sufjan song is gay or about God, I thk ’s safe to say that this one is fively gay. Although “Gltery” sgs of a love that has already been fulfilled, there’s somethg about the moody edge to this song — pl Sivan beg there — that mak this song so gay my md.

Look, you n say a lot of thgs about Glee, but let’s be real: havg two gay high school-aged characters ver this beloved, ually extremely heterosexual song on primetime TV 2010 was, dare I say, brave. Y, of urse, there’s the classic lyric “make the Yuleti gay. Be gay, do crime, as the kids say.

HALLMARK UNR FIRE FOR DROPPG 'GAY' FROM CHRISTMAS LYRIC

But ’s fely for many of the gays.

In the first verse, she fantasiz about dyeg her hair, movg somewhere, gettg a r, and drivg so fast that “they” all lose track — also known as some of the re gay pg mechanisms.