Contents:
- IF BEAR GRYLLS WAS GAY
- MEET GAY BOB, THE OUT AND PROUD ANATOMILLY CORRECT DIS-ERA DOLL
- TOM HOLLAND’S GAY SEX SCENE THE CROWD ROOM DEFEND BY FANS
IF BEAR GRYLLS WAS GAY
Many of you homos know that Wt Hollywood n get pretty wild.
No surprise, then, that the Disvery Channel sent Bear Grylls* to the gayborhood to see if one of the world’s most famo “survivalists” n make back east of La Cienega to hetero-civilizatn. If you fd yourself si a gay man, may be too late, but treat like quicksand. And no Wt Hollywood survival gui would be plete whout a look at semen’s nutrnal value: “Gay semen has 4 billn tim the prote of one be of steak.
MEET GAY BOB, THE OUT AND PROUD ANATOMILLY CORRECT DIS-ERA DOLL
Subscribe to Queerty for a daily dose of #beargrylls #gay #humor stori and more. Have you ever wonred what Man would be like if Bear Grylls was gay? “Survivalist Bear Grylls has gotten out of some of the tought plac the world, but n he survive Wt Hollywood, aka Gay Town, and make back east of La Cienega Blvd.
While many are qutng the sexual inty of Ken the new Barbie movie, there’s one studly dis-era male doll whose sexual inty has never been Ryan Goslg brought the famed male Ken doll to life on the silver screen oppose Margot Robbie the new Barbie film which opened today, there was a very gay male doll name Gay Gay Bob doll me out of his closet 1977 much to the displeasure of the right-wg culture warrrs of the time, not jt bee Bob was out and proud but also bee he me wh a penis. The Natural History Mm of Los Angel County tailed the history of Gay Bob and his girthy plastic male dollhood a blog post. And an actual Gay Bob doll is featured the Gay is Good llectn at the Mm of the Cy of New York.
TOM HOLLAND’S GAY SEX SCENE THE CROWD ROOM DEFEND BY FANS
Available through mail-orr talogs and at select stor San Francis and New York Cy, the 13-ch-long (or tall pendg upon how you measure the sorts of thgs) doll was the brachild of Harvey Rosenberg, a straight advertisg executive who vted $10, 000 his own money to kickstart the Bob wore a plaid flannel shirt, cuffed blue jeans, wboy boots, wh a gold cha around his neck and a leather man purse on one the packagg and the advertisg of the Gay Bob doll were risqué and tongue--cheek.
The box looked like an actual closet so Gay Bob me out of the closet every time he me out to play. Another 10, 000 were produced, but Rosenberg was never able to produce the promised le of Bob’s male iends or any of the clothg ems that appeared the clothg talog that was clud Gay Bob’s closet while Ken’s sexual inty may or may not be doubt, there’s never been a qutn about Gay Bob’s queer pri.
And let’s jt say where Barbie’s Ken doll is lackg, Gay Bob is packg. Fans of Brish actor Tom Holland have e to his fense after some social media ers were seemgly upset that the latt episo of his Apple TV+ seri The Crowd Room featured gay the scene, Holland’s character go to a club wh heavy black eyeler and all black.