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- 39 SONGS CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000) SMACKED YOUR B*TCH UP TO • SOUNDTRACK RETROSPECTIVEDEVON ELSON·FOLLOW37 M READ·AUG 17, 2021--LISTENSHARECHARLIE’S ANGELS IS A WILD PRODUCT OF THE CULTURAL TIM, NOT ONLY BEATG OTHER ‘70’S TV RETREADS LIKE STARSKY AND HUTCH (2004) AND MIAMI VICE (2006) BUT LATCHG ONTO EVERYTHG POPULAR CEMA RIGHT THEN THE DAWN OF THE LENNIUM OM THE WIRE-WORK AND ELECTRONIC SOUNDSPE OF THE MATRIX (1999). EVEN AROUND THE SAME TIME CROUCHG TIGER, HIDN TIGER (2000) WAS BEG MA, THE FN OF BURNG BRIGHT THIS STYLE WAS SO IMMEDIATELY PARODIED SRY MOVIE 2 (2001) AND GOLDMEMBER (2002) THAT ACTN MOVI WERE VEERG TO THE OPPOSE SPECTM WH THE BOURNE INTY (2002).HOWEVER, WE’D LIKE TO HIGHLIGHT JT HOW IMPRSIVE THE NUMBER OF CEMA SOUNDTRACK STAPL THAT WERE PRACTILLY MA FAMO BY THIS MOVIE…DIVG TO AROUND FORTY NEEDLE DROPS A SVELTE 97-MUTE MOVIE THIS WAS MORE AK TO THE NEEDLE P SAW 2. IN A GOOD WAY, THOUGH.INPENNT WOMAN • DTY’S CHILDDEVON: THE FIRST SEQUENCE ALONE CHARLIE’S ANGELS SMASH THROUGH ABOUT FIVE SONGS. WHICH SEEMS EVEN MORE CREDIBLE IF YOU HAD THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK AND SAW ONLY 15 TRACKS LISTED. BUT WE WON’T BE DISCSG THE OPEN SCENE FOR QUE SOME TIME, AS WH MOST SOUNDTRACKS, THEY ARE NOT ORR OF APPEARANCE AND WE HAVE THE PULP FICTN OF FILM MENTARI HERE. WE’RE STARTG STRONG ON THE ALBUM WH THE OFFICIAL MIC VIO TO BOOT.ALEXANR: I KNOW THIS VIO LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND; I REMEMBER G OUT AND ’S STILL REGULAR ROTATN ON THE THROWBACK MIC CHANNELS. WE HAVE ALL THE STAPL OF THE ‘00’S: BLATANT CGI SCENERY, NSTANT MOVIE CLIPS, AND THE BAND MEMBERS PARALLELG THEIR OWN ANGELS ADVENTURE. MAK ME WONR WH ALL THE EGREG MEOS, HOW E THEY NEVER ACTUALLY PUT THEM A SCENE, SAY, “MEET THE NEW ANGELS YOU’LL BE TRAG”?D: AT THE VERY LEAST HAVE THE GROUP THERE ONLY FOR THEM TO REVEAL THEY’RE MASKS AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY THE REAL ANGELS! IN KEEPG WH THE EVER SO SLIGHT BLACKFACE MOMENTS, OF URSE. I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS VIO FEATURG SHOTS OF THE ACTRS TO LEARN WHO THEY ARE AS THE LYRICS ONLY NAME DREW WH NO LAST NAME. COULD JT AS EASILY HAVE BEEN REFERRG TO DREW CAREY. THAT BEG SAID, EVERY SONG SHOULD OPEN WH JT SAYG LUCY LIU, WHO NEEDS NTEXT?LUCY LIUWH MY GIRL, DREWCAMERON D AND DTYCHARLIE’S ANGELS, E OND: OUT OF THE THREE OF THEM SHE MAK THE MOST SENSE AS AN ACTN STAR. IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO BRG UP THE BILL MURRAY ANECDOTE?“BILL MURRAY STOPPED A SCENE PROGRS AND POTED TO DREW BARRYMORE, CAMERON DIAZ, AND LUCY LIU SAYG ORR, “I GET WHY YOU’RE HERE, AND YOU’VE GOT TALENT… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOG HERE. YOU N’T ACT!” AT THAT, LIU BLEW HER LID AND ATTACKED MURRAY, WILDLY THROWG PUNCH.”“BOTH ACTORS HAVE SCE TRIED TO HOSE DOWN THE ALLEGED HOSTILY. “WE BEGAN REHEARSG THIS SCENE,” MURRAY HAS SAID, “AND I ASKED, ‘LUCY, HOW N YOU WANT TO SAY THE L? THE ARE SO CRAZY.’ SHE GOT FUR WH ME BEE SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS A PERSONAL ASSLT, BUT THE REALY IS THAT SHE HATED THE L AS MUCH AS I DID.”A: I’M NOT SURE WHO TO SI WH HERE BUT 100% BELIEVE LUCY LIU ULD KICK BILL MURRAY’S ASSHOLE. LUCY IS THOROUGHLY UNRAPPRECIATED THIS, SHE’S EXTREMELY CHARMG AND KICKS PLENTY OF ASS, A LOT OF WHICH IS CRISP GLOVER’S. IT DON’T SEEM LIKE A HARD ASS TO KICK, LIKE KICKG OUT A SPIR’S LEGS.D: THIS IS A MASSIVE PH FOR CRISP. HE DID ONE H KNOCKOUT BIFF BACK TO THE FUTURE SO HE’S GOT HIDN POWER. HE’S THE SAME LIBRE OF ACTOR THAT DANNY TREJO ACKNOWLEDGED ON SRIT ACTORS HE’S WORKED WH. HE SAID THE MOST DANGERO MAN THE ST OF CON-AIR WAS JOHN CACK, AND I BELIEVE HIM AND CRISP HAVE THAT UNRLYG FIERCENS.A: JOHN CACK IS EXTREMELY ADLY. YOU EVER SEEN HIGH FILY? HE WILL STROY YOU BY CRICISG YOUR MIL TASTE. CRISP DO SEEM DANGERO MOSTLY BEE HE SEEMS LIKE THE KD OF MAN THAT’D RRY A KNIFE HIS BOOT.D: YOU KNOW HIS BOOTS ARE FILLED WH KNIV AND HE HAS TO CHECK EACH ONE THROUGH DIVIDUALLY AT THE AIRPORT. WHAT ELSE KICKS ASS? THIS SONG! WE’RE OFF TO A SOLID START WH THIS ALBUM, AND A SONG THAT PEOPLE MAYBE MISS IS A MOVIE TIE- BUT THEN ’S ALL THE LYRICS SO BEYONCE HAS BEEN SHOUTG OUT THIS MOVIE FOR SOME TIME WH HER SUCCS.A: IT IS GOOD, AND S LIBLE; MY GIRLIEND AND I NNOT SAY THE WORD QUTN WHOUT SAYG LIKE BEYONCE. NOT EVEN AS A JOKE WE ACKNOWLEDGE, IF ONE OF HAS A QUTN FOR THE OTHER WE JT SAY “QUESTION”. THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHG IS SUCCSFUL WHEN WORKS ’S WAY TO YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE. BUT AS WE’LL SEE WH MOST OF THE TRACKS, ’S RANDOMLY ED A DIALOGUE SCENE WH THE ANGELS AND THEN THE CREDS. IT DON’T EXACTLY GET THE BIGGT PH OM WH THE MOVIE WHEN THERE SHOULD’VE BEEN A GOONI MOMENT WHERE A CHARACTER WATCH THE MIC VIO.HEAVEN MT BE MISSG AN ANGEL • TAVARD: A CLASSIC HIGH-SCHOOL DIS TRACK PLAYED JT SLIGHTLY TOO LOUD WHEN EVERYONE’S GETTG TIRED AFTER DANCG AND ARE JT LG ABOUT THE GYM HALL. IT SLAPS, BANGS, AND EVEN, DART I SAY, FUCKS? WE GET A FEW ‘70’S TRACKS EARLY ON THAT REALLY SETTLE YOU TO THE MOOD OF THE ORIGAL SERI. THE ‘90’S AND EARLY ‘00’S WERE SO TIED TO THE ‘60’S AND ‘70’S PARTICULARLY WH THE RURGENCE OF SPY FICTN LIKE MISSN IMPOSSIBLE, 007, STARSKY AND HUTCH AND EVEN AT POWERS. HELL, EVEN SOBY-DOO WAS A BIG SCREEN STAR.A: WH THE FUN NODS AND WKS THIS FILM LIKE TJ HOOKER: THE MOVIE, ’S A SHAME WE NEVER GOT COLUMBO THROWG HIS CIGAR A 360 GRE SLOW MOTN SHOT. JT SHAMELSLY RIPOFF THE MOMENT M:I WHERE CISE TCH OUT VOIGHT, “AH, JT ONE MORE THG… THIS FAKE EYEBALL IS ACTUALLY A HIGH-TECH MERA”.THEY FELY REGNISE HOW SILLY THE WHOLE THG IS FAR BEFORE 21 JUMP STREET WOULD BASE MOST OF THEIR JOK ON RECYCLG EXISTG PROPERTI. THERE ARE LERALLY AROUND EIGHTEEN CREDED WRERS SO WE HAVE TO ASSUME THE TYPEWRG MONKEYS SCENAR THAT THEY ALREADY MA THE COLUMBO JOK. REMARKABLY TOOK YEARS TO FALLY GET THIS FILM SHOT AND AFTER EIGHTEEN PEOPLE WORKED ON , THEY ALL MANAGED TO FET TO ADD A PLOT.D: WE HAVEN’T TOUCHED THE PLOT THE SLIGHTT YET BUT WE’LL ADDRS ACRDG TO THE MIC. THAT MEANS WE GET TO FIRST DISCS THE IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE CAMERON DIAZ DANCG SPIR-MAN UNRWEAR. SOMEHOW MORE TERTG THAN THAT, WE HAVE A STRAIGHT-UP DREAM SEQUENCE? WHICH SEEMS PLETELY POTLS AND THE MOST THREADBARE CHARACTERISATN, BUT THEN THEY SPERATELY NEED TO PAD THIS FILM OUT. BUT MOVI LOVE TO HAVE CAMERON DANCE, THEY WERE LIKELY BANKG OFF THE SUCCS OF THE MASK. THEN SHE HAS HER PRSIVE ROCK OUT THE HOLIDAY TO THAT GOD AWFUL KILLERS SONG.A: A STRANGE SUB-SUB-SUB-PLOT THAT SHE LIK TO DANCE WHICH BACK LATER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO MAKE LE WILSON RANDY. THEY HAVE THE LOOST CHARACTER VELOPMENT; LUCY LIK TO OK, AND DREW LIK… BANGG THE VILLA? THAT REALLY IS THE SAME PLOT POT OF FULL THROTTLE.ASI OM THEIR DIVIDUAL AMBH DURG THEIR DOWN TIME AT THE MIDPOT TWIST, ALL OF THIS IS FILLER. FOR SUCH A LEAN FILM TOO, SUCH AS WH THIS SONG; JT SOMETHG VISUALLY AND DIBLY DISTRACTG TO PASS THE N-TIME. THE LEANNS IS ADMTEDLY WHAT MAK VERY ENJOYABLE; EVERYTHG MOV AT AN CREDIBLY SLICK PACE WH WELL KNOWN POP SONGS OILG THE WAY. THE DROPS ARE OFTEN AS SHORT AS LEO SAYER IS AND MY PATIENCE FOR LEO SAYER.YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCG • LEO SAYERD: I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SONG, THOUGH HAD TO THOROUGHLY REARCH BEE I STILL HAVE TROUBLE BELIEVG THIS WHOLE SONG IS DONE BY ONE MAN. HE HAS MANY VOIC AND NNOT STICK TO JT ONE. FOR THE MOVIE ’S JT ED TO PLASTER A FEW SCEN TOGETHER, THAT MIDPOT TURN, WHICH MAK ME WONR IF THE EDORS SEEMED WORRIED IF THERE’S NO GOOD MIC PLAYG THEN WE’LL ACTUALLY FOC ON THE NONSENSIL DIALOGUE.A: THE FILM IS BASILLY ONE OF THOSE CHALLENG OF WALKG ON HOT ALS WHERE THE FASTER WE MOVE ALONG THE LS N HURT . HIS VOICE IS FELY SOMETHG, I THK THE SONG SOUNDS NICE AND ’S PLEASGLY SMOOTH. JT A PERFECTLY FE SONG THAT DO ’S JOB, ABOUT AS FE AS THE NEXT ONE WHICH IS ED FOR EVERY ROMANCE SCENE EVER CEMA HISTORY.TE • SPAND BALLETA: APPARENTLY FOR EVERY REAL LIFE ROMANTIC OCSN TOO WH 106 LN VIEWS. A SONG ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE AN OPN ON; ’S SO OVERPLAYED THAT BY NOW ’S LIKE THE WD OR GRAVY, ’S SIMPLY THERE AND WE’VE ACCEPTED . AS WE DO FOR THIS, LISTENG TO FULL IS BEARABLE BUT FEELS MA FOR BACKG SCEN. A FIVE MUTE SONG WHICH DON’T SOUND EXCSIVE UNTIL YOU’RE LISTENG TO .APPROPRIATE FOR HERE AS THE MOVIE SLOWS TO A CRAWL AT THIS POT FOR LOTS OF DIALOGUE AND TUCKED- MOTIVE AS TOLD BY SWELL GUY SAM ROCKWELL. HE’S WELL ST AS A ZUCKERBERG TYPE UP-AND-ER THE TECH WORLD, HE’S A REAL AT POWERS LOOKG SCFFY GOOFBALL. GOD, HOW WAS HE NEVER THOSE MOVI?D: IF HE’D BEEN LIKE SIX YEARS YOUNGER HE’D HAVE MA A GOOD STT EVIL. HE PLAYS A LTLE BASTARD SON HERE; MAD THAT HIS POP WAS KILLED VIETNAM BY A SOLDIER WHO NVENIENTLY DON’T SHOW HIS FACE THE PHOTO OF THEM. FOR WHAT IS THE LERAL MOTIVATN FOR THE ENTIRE NARRATIVE, ’S THROWN HERE SO SUALLY AT A POT I’M SURE MOST PEOPLE CHOSE TO TAKE A PISS AT THE CEMA.THE ONLY REASON WORKS REWATCHG NOW IS BEE ROCKWELL IS A MASSIVE HAM THIS ROLE. THE PLOT-POTS ARE PEPPERED TO THE ENTERTAMENT SO LIGHTLY BARELY EVEN MATTERS IF YOU MISSED THEM. COME BACK OM THE TOILETS AND NOW ROCKWELL IS TRYG TO KILL THE ANGELS? WHO R ’E HE DO A OL DANCE WHILE SMOKG AND DRKG A COKE, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED A FILM LIKE THIS.A: THIS IS NOT A FILM THAT R ABOUT THE WHY, SE POT ON MOTIVATNS I’M STILL THE DARK ON WHAT CRISP’S ROLE ALL THIS EVEN IS. PROFSNAL HAIR SNIFFER?DOT • DTY’S CHILDA: I’M NOT AS TO THIS ONE. THE GLOCKENSPIEL IS A LTLE B IRRATG AND VERY OF ’S TIME, BUT NOT A BAD SONG BY ANY MEANS. IT’S JT NOT AS MEMORABLE AS THE FIRST DTY’S CHILD SONG AND NEHER ARE ED THE FOREONT OF A SCENE. THIS WAS TUCKED AWAY BEHD THE SCENE WHERE NON-THREATENG WHE LE WILSON IS LEFT HANGG WH A CREW OF HUGE BLACK BOUNCERS BUT THEY ALL GET ALONG BEE THE PRETTY LADY LIK HIM.D: LE IS VERY MUCH A GEE-SHUCKS KD OF GOOFBALL BUT WE LOVE A GOOFBALL. IT FELY FEELS LIKE SOME MALE SELF-SERT THAT SOMEONE AS UNOL AS HIM WOULD BE THE LOVE TERT TO A FEMALE SUPER SPY. HE’S A HUMAN LABRADOR, MAYBE A SLIGHTLY OLR ONE WHO’S OL TO QUIETLY WANR ROUND THE HOE AND SEE WHAT YOUR GETTG UP TO. HE’S THERE, GETS A UPLE OF D JOK AND GO ON HIS WAY. LIKE HALF THE ST, HE BASILLY JT DISAPPEARS AT THE MIDPOT AND DON’T SHOW UP AGA. HE HAS ABOUT AS MUCH TO DO AS WHEN HE MEO’S THE CREDS OF JACKASS NUMBER TWO.HANG ON THOUGH, HE’S NOT GOG ANYWHERE AS THE NEXT TRACK IS THE SCENE OF THEIR DATE. ONE PART THE MIDPOT SAGA OF ART OF ALL THEIR SOCIAL LIV. THIS IS ALSO THE “PAYOFF” TO THE SETUP OF CAMERON’S SIRE TO BE A DANCER.BABY GOT BACK • SIR MIX A LOTA: A VERY STRANGE SCENE; EVERYONE SEEMS TO HATE HER IALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REASON STANTLY E AROUND TO LOVG HER. SHE GIV A RATHER LIGHTFUL PERFORMANCE AND THE WHOLE ST IS FECTLY LIKEABLE SO I N’T SAY THAT I WOULD BE BOOG HER. WHEN THIS ME AROUND THE ALBUM I EXPECTED THE SAME TWO TOPICS THAT ALWAYS FOLLOW THIS ANTHEM OF ASS. WH THE FILM HAND I FIGURED ’D BE FEMISM BUT WEIRDLY SEEMS TO BE ABOUT RACE PERHAPS…D: THE VERY WHE LE WILSON BRGS HIS EQUALLY WHE DATE CAMERON DIAZ TO THE SOUL TRA, ANOTHER ‘70’S HOMAGE (?), AND SHE DANC TO SIR MIX A LOT. THEY FELY SEEM TO HAMMER HOME THE OPENG LE “SHE’S JT SO… BLACK” LE AS A JOKE, WHICH WAS PROBABLY THE END RULT OF 18 ANGRY WRERS. WHOUT ANALYSG THE AGE TOO EPLY, BEE I ASSUME ’S JT FUNNY BEE SHE HAS A FLAT WHE ASS. MAYBE THIS IS ADDRSG THE ABSENCE OF A BLACK ANGEL BY DIAZ BEG ACCEPTED BY THE BLACK MUNY?A: IF THIS MOVIE WAS MA TODAY ’D BE STEALG THAT BT PICTURE AWARD OM GREEN BOOK. THE FILM THAT FALLY CROSSED RACIAL BARRIERS AND SAID WHE PEOPLE N DANCE TO SONGS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. IT’S JT A STRANGE CLN WHERE EVERYONE SEEMS SO FOCED ON THE GIRL POWER ASPECT, AND THAT’S BATABLE, THAT THEY LEAVE A LOT OF SUAL RACE REFERENC UNADDRSED.THAT BEG SAID, THANDIE NEWTON WAS ACTUALLY ST UNTIL MISSN IMPOSSIBLE 2 SHOOTS WENT OVER SCHLE SO SOME CRED TO THEM ALMOST HAPPENED. UNLS OF URSE SHE WAS JT REPLACED BY LUCY LIU AND WE STILL NEED AT LEAST TWO WHE STARS. I NNOT BELIEVE I’M SAYG THIS BUT PERHAPS A WHE DIRECTOR NAMED MCG IS NOT EQUIPPED TO TALK ABOUT RACE.D: BABY GOT BACK TENDS TO BE ONE OF THOSE ACCSIBLE RAP SONGS THAT WHE PEOPLE FD UNIMAGABLY HILAR. THERE’S A WHOLE FRIENDS EPISO WHERE THE STORY IS ROSS SGS TO HIS FANT DGHTER, WHICH IS SEEN AS HIGHLY APPROPRIATE BY THE RT OF THE WHE PEOPLE BEE THAT’S THE HARSHT RAP THEY’VE EVER HEARD THE LATE ‘90’S.AS FAR AS SONG MENTARY GO, I’D REMEND EVERYONE LISTEN TO THE PODST PUNCH UP THE JAM WHERE THEY SPEND A GOOD HOUR DISSECTG . ADDG ONLY MORE NFN TO THE E HERE AS THE SONG’S NSENS IS THAT BLACK WOMEN ARE BETIFUL AND SIX MIX A LOT IS DOWN TO FUCK WH THICK WOMEN. IT’S ABOUT ONE GRA MORE NUANCED THAN NOOKIE WHICH NOW MAK ME WISH FOR SOME EBONY AND IVORY LLABORATN ON HOW GREAT TERRACIAL SEX IS.A: FOR A BRIEF MOMENT HAD SOME GOOD POTS, BUT EVABLY ’S ALL ABOUT WHAT HIS DICK GETS THE END. I EXPECT BETTER OM SOMEONE NAMED SIR MIX A LOT. THOUGH SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE TENANTS OF THE MOVI; ’S GREAT AND ALL TO SHOW WOMEN KICKG ASS AND SAVG THE DAY BUT THEY DO HAVE TO LOOK HOT DOG .THERE’S A LOT OF L ABOUT IF YOU N’T HANDLE STRONG WOMEN THEN SLG YOUR HOOK BUT THEN A LOT OF OBJECTIFITN WHICH OPERATED ON A SEMI-IRONIC LEVEL IS STILL OBJECTIFITN. LOOK HOW HEIGHTENED THIS IS! WE’RE REFERENCG THE GENR VIEWS OF THE PAST BUT FILMG THEM A VERY SEXUAL WAY THAT WON’T BE STANTLY SCTISED! EVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME ROMANTIC ENGAGEMENT AND I HONTLY NNOT TELL IF ’S A JOKE THAT THEY ST LE WILSON, MATT LEBLANC, AND FUCKG TOM GREEN AS THE JAB’S CREAM CRACKERS THE CREDIBLE WOMEN ARE SETTLG FOR.D: IF THOSE SUB-PLOTS FE THEIR PERSONAL LIV, I N UNRSTAND WHY THEY PUT THEIR LIV AT RISK FOR CHARLIE. PRETTY STRANGE THAT DREW BARRYMORE WAS VERY VOLVED GETTG THIS PRODUCED AND YET HER ANGEL SEEMS TO HAVE SO MANY STRANGE MALE ENTANGLEMENTS. TOM GREEN IS A RANDOM HOOK UP, SHE’S SCED AND BETRAYED BY SAM ROCKWELL, AND FULL THROTTLE SHE’S WNS PROTECTN OM HER EX JT THEROUX WHO’S THE HEAD OF THE IRISH MOB.THE ONLY WAY I N THK TO EXPLA IS DREW WAS MARRIED TO TOM GREEN AT THE TIME, AND MAYBE THE EXPERIENCE OF THAT WAS SO UNFATHOMABLY MISERABLE THAT SHE PUT TO THE MOVIE THAT MEN ARE GARBAGE AND RELATNSHIPS WH THEM ARE FUNDAMENTALLY BAD.ANGEL’S EYE • AEROSMHA: THE GUYS WERE HAVG A MOMENT THE ‘90’S. PARTICULARLY WH THAT VERY, VERY BAD ARMAGEDDON SONG, BUT IF THAT ALBUM MA BANK THEN OF URSE ’S GOG ON THIS BT OF MIC EVER PILATN. IRONILLY AFTER THAT MAJOR H, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS MOVIE TIE-. THE FIRST SONG OF THE ALBUM THAT ISN’T A CLASSIC; NOT ONLY HAD I NEVER HEARD BUT AFTER HEARG TWICE I STILL FEEL LIKE I HAVEN’T HEARD .D: THE PROBLEM IS I DON’T WANNA MISS A THG IS CLASSIC ROCK BALLAD AEROSMH AND ANGEL’S EYE IS SPERATELY TRYG TO UPDATE THEIR IMAGE BUT JT FALLG TO BLANDNS. IT LACKS THE INTY OF THEIR MIC AND EVEN THE DUMB LENNIAL ROCK BANDS FEATURED ALONGSI HAVE MORE CHARACTER THAN THIS. THEY EVEN NAMED THE ALBUM AFTER THIS AND IF WAS A H AT THE TIME SURE DON’T STAND UP TO THEIR OLR SONGS.A: THIS SOUNDTRACK GO OVERBOARD WH THE WHOLE ANGEL MOTIF WHICH MAK FEEL PECIALLY SHOE-HORNED AS A GENERIC ACTN ACPANIMENT. IT’S ALMOST AS POTLS AS THE ACTN SELF WHICH I’M SURE YOU ALSO THOUGHT WAS CREDIBLY DUMB. FOR ME ’S THE FIRST SONG THAT YOU ULD CROSS OF THE SEQUENCED ALBUM AND REPLACE WH A MORE INIC TRACK ED THE FILM. WE’VE GOT A WAYS TO GO BEFORE SMACK MY BCH UP BUT THE LASTG CLN OF THAT FAR EXCEEDS THAN THIS.D: WHAT IS HAPPENG THIS FORMULA 1 SEQUENCE? I REALLY QUTN CRISP’S ROLE THE VILLA’S SCHEME AND EVERY ASPECT OF WHAT CAMERON WAS EXPECTG TO ACPLISH. NOT SCE BATMAN AND ROB DONNED WTER-THEMED GEAR TO BATTLE FREEZE HAS A BLATANT OPPORTUNY FOR STUME CHANG EXISTED. THAT FILM TOTALLY MISSED OUT ON THE VISUAL OF BILL MURRAY STGGLG TO CLIMB OUT OF THE BATMOBILE. ALL I ULD THK ABOUT WHEN DREW LICKED THE STEERG WHEEL WAS HOW BAD THAT PROBABLY TASTED.TO TALK OUT OF SEQUENCE, AT LEAST WH THE FIRST ACTN SCENE WH CRISP, BE CLEAR HIS PURPOSE WAS TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY WERE SAVG ROCKWELL. I HAVE NO IA WHAT THEY ACPLISH HERE AND WHY CRISP IS WORKG AS TIM CURRY’S SPORTS DRIVER, A SKILL HE NEVER SHOWS ANYWHERE ELSE. HE IS LERALLY ON A LOOPG URSE AND CAMERON’S PLAN IS TO TCH HIM UP AND ATTEMPT TO PULL HIM OVER LIKE A POLICE OFFICER. THIS ALREADY NONSENSIL SET-PIECE LAT AS THEY SPEED OFF TO BY STREETS AND END WH A GAME OF CHICKEN ACROSS A BRIDGE. I ONLY SUMMARISE THIS TO HIGHLIGHT HOW ABSURD AND POTLS IS.A: LIKE SO MUCH OF THIS FILM, ALL HAPPENS LOUDLY ENOUGH THAT YOU N’T HEAR YOUR OWN THOUGHTS QUTNG WHY ’S HAPPENG. IT’S VERY, VERY OL WHEN THE R HS THE OTHER R AND GO FLIPPIDY-DOO TO THE OCEAN AND CAMERON LETS HER HAIR FLY THE BREEZE, VERY CEMATIC… BUT WHAT IS THE POT?D: IT MEANS THAT ONE OF THE EIGHTEEN WRERS WANTED A FORMULA 1 CHASE ON THE STREETS AND THE OTHER SEVENTEEN ULDN’T FIGURE OUT A VALID REASON SO THEY JT WENT AHEAD AND DID REGARDLS. HONTLY THIS FILM FLOWS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN ’S NOT BOGGED DOWN AT EVERY STEP TRYG TO EXCE THGS; ’S GLORLY STUPID AND FUN FOR . WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED VILLA EXPOSN WHEN WE N HAVE ROCKWELL DANCG WH HIS SMOKE AND KE? CATEGORILLY THE MOST VAL REASON FOR FILM AS A MEDIUM TO EXIST.THKG TOO MUCH ONLY DRAGS YOU DOWN, LIKE JT NOW I THOUGHT THAT DANCE TRACK IS LISTED 36TH AND ’S GOG TO BE FORTY HOURS UNTIL WE REACH . SIMON SAYS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN SONGS THIS ONE MOVIE?A: I’M SURE WE’RE GOG TO BLAST THROUGH THE LATER ON WHEN NONE OF THE SONGS FEEL SENTIAL TO THE FILM. ONLY A FEW SEEM RELATED AND THAT’S PURELY BEE OF HAVG THE WORD ANGEL THE TLE. WELL, SIMON SAYS MAY BE TIED EXPLICLY TO THAT ONE SCENE BUT THIS IS AN ALL TIME CLASSIC NOW AND GREAT SONG SO THAT MAK ME HAPPY AT THE VERY LEAST.BARRACUDA • HEARTA: BACK TO THE CLASSICS AND THIS FEELS MORE PHED FORWARD THAN OTHERS OPENG AND CLOSG THE SCENE. A SONG ED MANY FEMALE STORI LIKE I,TONYA AND CAPTA MARVEL BUT I’VE READ THAT THIS IS THE FIRST MAJOR MOVIE TO E , WHICH I APPRECIATE FOR KICKSTARTG A TREND. MAK ME WONR HOW OL ’D BE IF WE HAD A SOUNDTRACK BY ALL FEMALE ARTISTS. I ULD’VE DONE WH FIVE MORE TRACKS LIKE THIS OVER SH LIKE TURNG JAPANE. BEFORE WE GET TO THAT… LUCY LIU CENTRIC SCENE, WE HAVE TO VER THIS ONE BEE ’S PRETTY RIDICULO.D: I’M STILL NOT SURE WHICH DISGUISE IS IRONILLY MORE ATTENTN GRABBG; CAMERON AND DREW AS MEN SUS OR THE VERY WEIRD DOMATRIX GET-UP LUCY HAS FOR ALL THE NERDS. JT MORE ‘00’S FILMS HAVG A FASCATN WH SPY DISGUIS; THERE’S THAT WHOLE B ZOOLANR WHERE THEIR DISGUIS ARE LERALLY THEM PLAYED BY TWO DIFFERENT ACTORS. TO BE FAIR THE MALE DISGUIS ARE SOMEWHAT CENT AND ULD FOOL SOMEONE NOT EXPECTG SPI.IT JT SEEMS ANOTHER SEQUENCE THAT SUGGTS GENR NVENTNS BUT FAILS TO TALK ABOUT THEM ANY SMART WAY; PEOPLE WOULD SPECT TWO FEMALE EMPLOYE WORKG THAT TECH DTRY? NERDY MEN JT WANT TO BE DOMATED? COMIL WOMEN ARE HERENTLY JEALO OF DOMANT WOMEN THE SE WH MELISSA MCCARTHY?A: THE PEOPLE BEHD THIS SEEM TO REGNISE HER EDIC TALENTS BEE SHE HAS A MEO FULL THROTTLE TOO. THEN SHE GOT TO DO HER OWN SPY MOVIE WHICH TACKL THE IAS ABOUT GENR THE WORKPLACE A LTLE BETTER. PL THAT FILM ALSO HAD MIRANDA HART WHO IS OUR NTEMPORARY BRISH TOM GREEN SOMEONE WE JT BEGDGGLY PUT UP WH. LET’S NOT FET THAT EPISO OF MIRANDA WHERE SHE JERKS OFF AN ELEPHANT AND SPRAYS RIP TORN WH ’S NUT.D: SPEAKG OF, ISN’T WEIRD THAT EARLY SCENE WHERE SHE WEARS A HARD LATEX RSET WHILST OKG BREAKFAST? I KNOW THIS FILM HAS OTHER THGS TO BE NCERNED WH BUT ’S JT NOT APPROPRIATE CULARY ATTIRE. HER OKG IS FELY LIKE THE DANCG CHARACTER TRAS THAT ARE NEVER ED THE MA PLOT, SHE ULD’VE TAKEN OUT CRISP WH THOSE CHE FIGHTG MUFFS. BUT THAT’S A GAG DISRD AS EASILY AS TIM CURRY’S SUPPORTG ROLE WHICH IS G UNR TIGHT SCTY RIGHT NOW.TURNG JAPANE • THE VAPORSA: WE’RE TALKG BROWNFACE LATER AND THIS IS ALMOST, MAYBE, NOT QUE YELLOWFACE. AN EASY NEEDLE DROP FOR WHENEVER A FILM OR TV SHOW IS DOG ANYTHG REMOTELY ASIAN, AND CERTALY DON’T SERVE THIS SCENE ANY WAY. I WAS GOG TO CRED THE SOUNDTRACK AT SOME POT THAT WE SEEM TO GET THEMED MIC CHOIC FOR EACH ANGEL; ROCKG TUN FOR DREW AND DANCG HS FOR CAMERON… UM, HOPEFULLY LUCY IS TO PHAROAHE MONCH.D: IT SURE IS A GOOD THG LUCY LIU IS CHE AND NOT JAPANE! IN TERMS OF THE SONG’S RACIAL MENTARY ’S LERALLY NO EPER THAN THE IA OF SOMETHG UNEXPECTED HAPPENG… LIKE TURNG JAPANE SUDNLY. IT’S A REMARKABLY SIMPLE SONG RATHER THAN SOMETHG OF THE TIME, JT A SHAME GETS ED SO EQUENTLY LAZY SOUNDTRACKS LIKE THIS. THE AGE MAK FEEL RACIST WHEN ’S OWN RIGHT ’S JT A NONSENSIL NEW WAVE SONG.WE SAID BEFORE DIRECTOR MCG SHOULD STICK AWAY OM TACKLG RACE ISSU HIS WORK BUT HE DIRECTED A MIC VIO OF KIRSTEN DUNST VERG BEE THAT’S A THG THAT HAPPENED 2009.A: A THG THAT HAPPENED IS THE NICT THG YOU N SAY ABOUT THAT. ACTUALLY APPLI TO MUCH OF THIS MOVIE AND A SENSE MCG IS JT A GUY THAT HAPPENED. HE WAS BORN, HE MA SOME MOVI, AND HE LIV OFF THE FE ROYALTI OF PRODUCG FIFTEEN SEASONS OF SUPERNATURAL. HEY, YOU WATCH THAT SHOW, PLEASE TELL ME THOSE DUS AREN’T MAGIC’D TO BEG JAPANE.D: WH THREE-HUNDRED EPISOS I JT NT GUARANTEE THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN. IF DIDN’T NONILLY I’M SURE EXISTS SOME FAN-FICTN. IN THE SAME FEEL OF THGS HAPPENG AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, WHEN LISTENG TO THIS NEXT SONG ON SPOTIFY ACTUALLY OPENS WH TOM “THE CHAD” GREEN’S RENDN DIRECT OM THE MOVIE.BRANDY (YOU’RE A FE GIRL) • LOOKG GLASSA: I WAS MAKG A FFEE THE KCHEN WH THE SOUNDTRACK PLAYG THE LIVG ROOM PRETTY LOUDLY. I N NFIRM THAT ’S AN TSIVE AND UPSETTG THG TO HEAR TOM GREEN’S VOICE SO SUDNLY YOUR HOME. IT FEELS TOTALLY SUPERFLUO THE ACTUAL FILM BUT ’S A PLEASANT, LAID BACK ‘70’S TRACK. FS THEIR QUOTA BUT ’S A SHAME WE NEVER GOT A DISC TWO WHERE TOM GREEN VERS EVERY SONG.D: I JT WISH THE SONGS WERE MORE TEGRAL TO THE FILM; HOW SHIPPG UP TO BOSTON IS NOW FOREVER TIED WH THE DEPARTED THERE’S NOT MANY SONGS THAT PROPERLY BUILD AN IMPACT WH THIS FILM. THE NEXT TRACK VEERS CLOSER TO THAT WH THE NTRAST OF ROMANCE AND BETRAYAL AND ONE OF THE FEW SCEN WHERE WE’RE ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO BE PAYG ATTENTN TO THE PLOT.GOT TO GIVE IT UP • MARV GAYED: WE’VE BARELY DISCSED THE NARRATIVE THIS ONE BEE OF HOW LOOSELY THE SOUNDTRACK EVER NNECTS. BUT WE’VE MENTNED THE MIDPOT MULTIPLE TIM AND HERE WE ARE. IN THE FIRST HALF, THE ANGELS ARE OUT TO RCUE TECH GU SAM ROCKWELL WH RIVAL SATELLE OWNER TIM CURRY THE MA SPECT. AFTER FDG HIM AND HACKG TO CURRY’S WORK WE GET A LONG SEQUENCE WHERE EACH ANGEL IS BETRAYED AND ROCKWELL HAS BEEN G THEM TO GA ACCS TO CURRY’S SATELL.IT’S A LUDICROLY PLEX PLOT WH THE END GOAL OF ROCKWELL JT TRYG TO KILL A SGLE PERSON. THE PEAK OF THE TWIST WHEN ROCKWELL AND DREW H OFF AND HAVE A ROMANTIC DNER BUT THEN DREW REALIS YOU DON’T GET TO 500 LN IENDS WHOUT OBVLY SPELLG OUT ENEMY ON A SCRABBLE BOARD.A: I’VE GOTTA SAY, THE FIRST ELEVEN TRACKS ARE A REMARKABLY SLOW BUNCH; THERE’S NOT MUCH HIGH-OCTANE MIC HERE NSIRG THE FILM SELF IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS. ASI OM A UPLE SONGS G UP, YOU ULD HAVE THIS THE R AND THE ORDARY PERSON WOULDN’T THK YOU’RE A WEIRDO LISTENG TO THE CHARLIE’S ANGELS SOUNDTRACK ON YOUR WORK MUTE.IT’S NOT SLOW QUE LIKE BATMAN FOREVER, THAT WAS A GLUM ADOLCENT MOOD, WHEREAS THE RANGE OF MIC MOV THIS ALBUM ALONG. FOR THE MOST PART, A SEQUENCE OF SONGS THAT I’D LISTEN TO WHOUT SKIPPG ANY. MARV GAYE IS GREAT BUT I’M GLAD THE ALBUM WAK UP A B AS THE ANGELS ARE HERE TO KICK DICKS!D: TECHNILLY WE GET A REMIX OF GAYE AS ’S SLOWED AND REVERSE SOME VERY ‘00’S SLOW MOTN. I LOVE THAT LERALLY A YEAR AFTER THE MATRIX THEY HAD TO SUGGT NEO WASN’T ANYTHG SPECIAL BEE APPARENTLY DREW BARRYMORE N DODGE BULLETS EVEN OUTSI A PUTER SIMULATN. PL KEANU JT LIGHTLY FELL ON HIS LTLE BUTT, DREW’S BARE ASS GO REENG OUT OF A WDOW DOWN A MOUNTASI.THERE ARE SO MANY DISPARATE LTLE MOMENTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE. CRISP IS BACK BEE LET’S JT TRY AND FET THAT F1 SCENE EVEN HAPPENED. DREW APPARENTLY JT LEARNT TO READ AND WRE BEE THE SUBTLETY OF HER G THE SCRABBLE GAME TO CLUE SAM THAT THIS OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER IS AN “ENEMY” MAK LOOK LIKE SHE BARELY UNRSTANDS THE WORD SHE JT SPELLED OUT.A: ANY OTHER DIRECTOR ULD’VE MA THAT SEEM A REALLY SMOOTH SPY MOVE BUT MCG DIRECTS AS IF DREW THKS THE WOMAN RIGHT ONT OF HER IS AF AND BLD. EVEN SAM’S PERFORMANCE HIS REVEAL SUGGTS HE THKS THIS ANGEL IS A TOTAL DUNCE. IF THIS WERE A MORN ACTN EDY YOU’D HAVE THE “REALISTIC” “IMPROVISATN” WHERE THE CHARACTER’S ARE DUMBFOUND, “WHAT? I LERALLY JT HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, I’M THE SAME ROOM AS YOU”.D: DREW PRODUCED THIS MOVIE. WHY IS HER CHARACTER SUCH A DUMMY? HER THREE L FOR THE CHARACTER: SHE’S DUMB, SHE DAT TOM GREEN, AND SHE GETS TO WEAR A STONE COLD STEVE AT T-SHIRT THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. TO FALLY SIGN OFF THEY HAD TO PROMISE ON THAT LAST ONE. WE GET HER ROLLG DOWN THE HILLS BUCK NAKED, OR VERY OBVLY NOT; ’S OBV TO EVEN NON PERVERTS SHE’S SOME KD OF BODY SU OR SHE’S NONILLY SMOOTH LIKE A DOLL.A: THAT WAS A UPSETTG TO LOOK AT AND MA HER LOOK LIKE A MARTIAN. THEN YOU GET SOME CLASSIC HORNY CHILDREN TALKG ABOUT BOOBS ONLY TO FD A GROWN WOMAN NAKED AND BANGG AT THEIR BACK DOOR THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHICH IF AMED DIFFERENTLY IS A BLUE VELVET KD OF UNFORTABLE AND SRY. IT MAK YOU WONR IF THIS MOVIE WAS DIRECTED BY ONE OF THOSE CHILDREN. YOU ULD PROBABLY NVCE ME MCG MEOS THE MOVIE AND IS THAT SMALL WHE KID.D: I’M STUCK QUTNG IF THE ACT OF THIS REVEAL SUDNLY MA SAM OL NOW OR HE’S BEEN LIVG THIS ELABORATE ZUCKERBERG ALIAS FOR YEARS. IT’S NOT SOMETHG ZUCKERBERG ULD EVER DREAM OF PULLG OFF, IF WE’RE TALKG MARTIAN LOOKG PEOPLE ’S PHYSILLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO REACH THE OL LEVELS OF SAM THE THIRD ACT. THE ARE THE FILMS THAT SHAPED ELON MK TO THE MAN HE IS NOW; ONE SCHEME AWAY OM SHOOTG GRIM OUT OF A WDOW.YA MAMA • FATBOY SLIM
- CHARLIE'S ANGELS SOUNDTRACK – MARV GAYE - GOT TO GIVE IT UP LYRICS
39 SONGS CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000) SMACKED YOUR B*TCH UP TO • SOUNDTRACK RETROSPECTIVEDEVON ELSON·FOLLOW37 M READ·AUG 17, 2021--LISTENSHARECHARLIE’S ANGELS IS A WILD PRODUCT OF THE CULTURAL TIM, NOT ONLY BEATG OTHER ‘70’S TV RETREADS LIKE STARSKY AND HUTCH (2004) AND MIAMI VICE (2006) BUT LATCHG ONTO EVERYTHG POPULAR CEMA RIGHT THEN THE DAWN OF THE LENNIUM OM THE WIRE-WORK AND ELECTRONIC SOUNDSPE OF THE MATRIX (1999). EVEN AROUND THE SAME TIME CROUCHG TIGER, HIDN TIGER (2000) WAS BEG MA, THE FN OF BURNG BRIGHT THIS STYLE WAS SO IMMEDIATELY PARODIED SRY MOVIE 2 (2001) AND GOLDMEMBER (2002) THAT ACTN MOVI WERE VEERG TO THE OPPOSE SPECTM WH THE BOURNE INTY (2002).HOWEVER, WE’D LIKE TO HIGHLIGHT JT HOW IMPRSIVE THE NUMBER OF CEMA SOUNDTRACK STAPL THAT WERE PRACTILLY MA FAMO BY THIS MOVIE…DIVG TO AROUND FORTY NEEDLE DROPS A SVELTE 97-MUTE MOVIE THIS WAS MORE AK TO THE NEEDLE P SAW 2. IN A GOOD WAY, THOUGH.INPENNT WOMAN • DTY’S CHILDDEVON: THE FIRST SEQUENCE ALONE CHARLIE’S ANGELS SMASH THROUGH ABOUT FIVE SONGS. WHICH SEEMS EVEN MORE CREDIBLE IF YOU HAD THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK AND SAW ONLY 15 TRACKS LISTED. BUT WE WON’T BE DISCSG THE OPEN SCENE FOR QUE SOME TIME, AS WH MOST SOUNDTRACKS, THEY ARE NOT ORR OF APPEARANCE AND WE HAVE THE PULP FICTN OF FILM MENTARI HERE. WE’RE STARTG STRONG ON THE ALBUM WH THE OFFICIAL MIC VIO TO BOOT.ALEXANR: I KNOW THIS VIO LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND; I REMEMBER G OUT AND ’S STILL REGULAR ROTATN ON THE THROWBACK MIC CHANNELS. WE HAVE ALL THE STAPL OF THE ‘00’S: BLATANT CGI SCENERY, NSTANT MOVIE CLIPS, AND THE BAND MEMBERS PARALLELG THEIR OWN ANGELS ADVENTURE. MAK ME WONR WH ALL THE EGREG MEOS, HOW E THEY NEVER ACTUALLY PUT THEM A SCENE, SAY, “MEET THE NEW ANGELS YOU’LL BE TRAG”?D: AT THE VERY LEAST HAVE THE GROUP THERE ONLY FOR THEM TO REVEAL THEY’RE MASKS AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY THE REAL ANGELS! IN KEEPG WH THE EVER SO SLIGHT BLACKFACE MOMENTS, OF URSE. I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS VIO FEATURG SHOTS OF THE ACTRS TO LEARN WHO THEY ARE AS THE LYRICS ONLY NAME DREW WH NO LAST NAME. COULD JT AS EASILY HAVE BEEN REFERRG TO DREW CAREY. THAT BEG SAID, EVERY SONG SHOULD OPEN WH JT SAYG LUCY LIU, WHO NEEDS NTEXT?LUCY LIUWH MY GIRL, DREWCAMERON D AND DTYCHARLIE’S ANGELS, E OND: OUT OF THE THREE OF THEM SHE MAK THE MOST SENSE AS AN ACTN STAR. IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO BRG UP THE BILL MURRAY ANECDOTE?“BILL MURRAY STOPPED A SCENE PROGRS AND POTED TO DREW BARRYMORE, CAMERON DIAZ, AND LUCY LIU SAYG ORR, “I GET WHY YOU’RE HERE, AND YOU’VE GOT TALENT… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOG HERE. YOU N’T ACT!” AT THAT, LIU BLEW HER LID AND ATTACKED MURRAY, WILDLY THROWG PUNCH.”“BOTH ACTORS HAVE SCE TRIED TO HOSE DOWN THE ALLEGED HOSTILY. “WE BEGAN REHEARSG THIS SCENE,” MURRAY HAS SAID, “AND I ASKED, ‘LUCY, HOW N YOU WANT TO SAY THE L? THE ARE SO CRAZY.’ SHE GOT FUR WH ME BEE SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS A PERSONAL ASSLT, BUT THE REALY IS THAT SHE HATED THE L AS MUCH AS I DID.”A: I’M NOT SURE WHO TO SI WH HERE BUT 100% BELIEVE LUCY LIU ULD KICK BILL MURRAY’S ASSHOLE. LUCY IS THOROUGHLY UNRAPPRECIATED THIS, SHE’S EXTREMELY CHARMG AND KICKS PLENTY OF ASS, A LOT OF WHICH IS CRISP GLOVER’S. IT DON’T SEEM LIKE A HARD ASS TO KICK, LIKE KICKG OUT A SPIR’S LEGS.D: THIS IS A MASSIVE PH FOR CRISP. HE DID ONE H KNOCKOUT BIFF BACK TO THE FUTURE SO HE’S GOT HIDN POWER. HE’S THE SAME LIBRE OF ACTOR THAT DANNY TREJO ACKNOWLEDGED ON SRIT ACTORS HE’S WORKED WH. HE SAID THE MOST DANGERO MAN THE ST OF CON-AIR WAS JOHN CACK, AND I BELIEVE HIM AND CRISP HAVE THAT UNRLYG FIERCENS.A: JOHN CACK IS EXTREMELY ADLY. YOU EVER SEEN HIGH FILY? HE WILL STROY YOU BY CRICISG YOUR MIL TASTE. CRISP DO SEEM DANGERO MOSTLY BEE HE SEEMS LIKE THE KD OF MAN THAT’D RRY A KNIFE HIS BOOT.D: YOU KNOW HIS BOOTS ARE FILLED WH KNIV AND HE HAS TO CHECK EACH ONE THROUGH DIVIDUALLY AT THE AIRPORT. WHAT ELSE KICKS ASS? THIS SONG! WE’RE OFF TO A SOLID START WH THIS ALBUM, AND A SONG THAT PEOPLE MAYBE MISS IS A MOVIE TIE- BUT THEN ’S ALL THE LYRICS SO BEYONCE HAS BEEN SHOUTG OUT THIS MOVIE FOR SOME TIME WH HER SUCCS.A: IT IS GOOD, AND S LIBLE; MY GIRLIEND AND I NNOT SAY THE WORD QUTN WHOUT SAYG LIKE BEYONCE. NOT EVEN AS A JOKE WE ACKNOWLEDGE, IF ONE OF HAS A QUTN FOR THE OTHER WE JT SAY “QUESTION”. THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW SOMETHG IS SUCCSFUL WHEN WORKS ’S WAY TO YOUR EVERY DAY LIFE. BUT AS WE’LL SEE WH MOST OF THE TRACKS, ’S RANDOMLY ED A DIALOGUE SCENE WH THE ANGELS AND THEN THE CREDS. IT DON’T EXACTLY GET THE BIGGT PH OM WH THE MOVIE WHEN THERE SHOULD’VE BEEN A GOONI MOMENT WHERE A CHARACTER WATCH THE MIC VIO.HEAVEN MT BE MISSG AN ANGEL • TAVARD: A CLASSIC HIGH-SCHOOL DIS TRACK PLAYED JT SLIGHTLY TOO LOUD WHEN EVERYONE’S GETTG TIRED AFTER DANCG AND ARE JT LG ABOUT THE GYM HALL. IT SLAPS, BANGS, AND EVEN, DART I SAY, FUCKS? WE GET A FEW ‘70’S TRACKS EARLY ON THAT REALLY SETTLE YOU TO THE MOOD OF THE ORIGAL SERI. THE ‘90’S AND EARLY ‘00’S WERE SO TIED TO THE ‘60’S AND ‘70’S PARTICULARLY WH THE RURGENCE OF SPY FICTN LIKE MISSN IMPOSSIBLE, 007, STARSKY AND HUTCH AND EVEN AT POWERS. HELL, EVEN SOBY-DOO WAS A BIG SCREEN STAR.A: WH THE FUN NODS AND WKS THIS FILM LIKE TJ HOOKER: THE MOVIE, ’S A SHAME WE NEVER GOT COLUMBO THROWG HIS CIGAR A 360 GRE SLOW MOTN SHOT. JT SHAMELSLY RIPOFF THE MOMENT M:I WHERE CISE TCH OUT VOIGHT, “AH, JT ONE MORE THG… THIS FAKE EYEBALL IS ACTUALLY A HIGH-TECH MERA”.THEY FELY REGNISE HOW SILLY THE WHOLE THG IS FAR BEFORE 21 JUMP STREET WOULD BASE MOST OF THEIR JOK ON RECYCLG EXISTG PROPERTI. THERE ARE LERALLY AROUND EIGHTEEN CREDED WRERS SO WE HAVE TO ASSUME THE TYPEWRG MONKEYS SCENAR THAT THEY ALREADY MA THE COLUMBO JOK. REMARKABLY TOOK YEARS TO FALLY GET THIS FILM SHOT AND AFTER EIGHTEEN PEOPLE WORKED ON , THEY ALL MANAGED TO FET TO ADD A PLOT.D: WE HAVEN’T TOUCHED THE PLOT THE SLIGHTT YET BUT WE’LL ADDRS ACRDG TO THE MIC. THAT MEANS WE GET TO FIRST DISCS THE IMPORTANT STUFF LIKE CAMERON DIAZ DANCG SPIR-MAN UNRWEAR. SOMEHOW MORE TERTG THAN THAT, WE HAVE A STRAIGHT-UP DREAM SEQUENCE? WHICH SEEMS PLETELY POTLS AND THE MOST THREADBARE CHARACTERISATN, BUT THEN THEY SPERATELY NEED TO PAD THIS FILM OUT. BUT MOVI LOVE TO HAVE CAMERON DANCE, THEY WERE LIKELY BANKG OFF THE SUCCS OF THE MASK. THEN SHE HAS HER PRSIVE ROCK OUT THE HOLIDAY TO THAT GOD AWFUL KILLERS SONG.A: A STRANGE SUB-SUB-SUB-PLOT THAT SHE LIK TO DANCE WHICH BACK LATER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO MAKE LE WILSON RANDY. THEY HAVE THE LOOST CHARACTER VELOPMENT; LUCY LIK TO OK, AND DREW LIK… BANGG THE VILLA? THAT REALLY IS THE SAME PLOT POT OF FULL THROTTLE.ASI OM THEIR DIVIDUAL AMBH DURG THEIR DOWN TIME AT THE MIDPOT TWIST, ALL OF THIS IS FILLER. FOR SUCH A LEAN FILM TOO, SUCH AS WH THIS SONG; JT SOMETHG VISUALLY AND DIBLY DISTRACTG TO PASS THE N-TIME. THE LEANNS IS ADMTEDLY WHAT MAK VERY ENJOYABLE; EVERYTHG MOV AT AN CREDIBLY SLICK PACE WH WELL KNOWN POP SONGS OILG THE WAY. THE DROPS ARE OFTEN AS SHORT AS LEO SAYER IS AND MY PATIENCE FOR LEO SAYER.YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCG • LEO SAYERD: I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SONG, THOUGH HAD TO THOROUGHLY REARCH BEE I STILL HAVE TROUBLE BELIEVG THIS WHOLE SONG IS DONE BY ONE MAN. HE HAS MANY VOIC AND NNOT STICK TO JT ONE. FOR THE MOVIE ’S JT ED TO PLASTER A FEW SCEN TOGETHER, THAT MIDPOT TURN, WHICH MAK ME WONR IF THE EDORS SEEMED WORRIED IF THERE’S NO GOOD MIC PLAYG THEN WE’LL ACTUALLY FOC ON THE NONSENSIL DIALOGUE.A: THE FILM IS BASILLY ONE OF THOSE CHALLENG OF WALKG ON HOT ALS WHERE THE FASTER WE MOVE ALONG THE LS N HURT . HIS VOICE IS FELY SOMETHG, I THK THE SONG SOUNDS NICE AND ’S PLEASGLY SMOOTH. JT A PERFECTLY FE SONG THAT DO ’S JOB, ABOUT AS FE AS THE NEXT ONE WHICH IS ED FOR EVERY ROMANCE SCENE EVER CEMA HISTORY.TE • SPAND BALLETA: APPARENTLY FOR EVERY REAL LIFE ROMANTIC OCSN TOO WH 106 LN VIEWS. A SONG ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE AN OPN ON; ’S SO OVERPLAYED THAT BY NOW ’S LIKE THE WD OR GRAVY, ’S SIMPLY THERE AND WE’VE ACCEPTED . AS WE DO FOR THIS, LISTENG TO FULL IS BEARABLE BUT FEELS MA FOR BACKG SCEN. A FIVE MUTE SONG WHICH DON’T SOUND EXCSIVE UNTIL YOU’RE LISTENG TO .APPROPRIATE FOR HERE AS THE MOVIE SLOWS TO A CRAWL AT THIS POT FOR LOTS OF DIALOGUE AND TUCKED- MOTIVE AS TOLD BY SWELL GUY SAM ROCKWELL. HE’S WELL ST AS A ZUCKERBERG TYPE UP-AND-ER THE TECH WORLD, HE’S A REAL AT POWERS LOOKG SCFFY GOOFBALL. GOD, HOW WAS HE NEVER THOSE MOVI?D: IF HE’D BEEN LIKE SIX YEARS YOUNGER HE’D HAVE MA A GOOD STT EVIL. HE PLAYS A LTLE BASTARD SON HERE; MAD THAT HIS POP WAS KILLED VIETNAM BY A SOLDIER WHO NVENIENTLY DON’T SHOW HIS FACE THE PHOTO OF THEM. FOR WHAT IS THE LERAL MOTIVATN FOR THE ENTIRE NARRATIVE, ’S THROWN HERE SO SUALLY AT A POT I’M SURE MOST PEOPLE CHOSE TO TAKE A PISS AT THE CEMA.THE ONLY REASON WORKS REWATCHG NOW IS BEE ROCKWELL IS A MASSIVE HAM THIS ROLE. THE PLOT-POTS ARE PEPPERED TO THE ENTERTAMENT SO LIGHTLY BARELY EVEN MATTERS IF YOU MISSED THEM. COME BACK OM THE TOILETS AND NOW ROCKWELL IS TRYG TO KILL THE ANGELS? WHO R ’E HE DO A OL DANCE WHILE SMOKG AND DRKG A COKE, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED A FILM LIKE THIS.A: THIS IS NOT A FILM THAT R ABOUT THE WHY, SE POT ON MOTIVATNS I’M STILL THE DARK ON WHAT CRISP’S ROLE ALL THIS EVEN IS. PROFSNAL HAIR SNIFFER?DOT • DTY’S CHILDA: I’M NOT AS TO THIS ONE. THE GLOCKENSPIEL IS A LTLE B IRRATG AND VERY OF ’S TIME, BUT NOT A BAD SONG BY ANY MEANS. IT’S JT NOT AS MEMORABLE AS THE FIRST DTY’S CHILD SONG AND NEHER ARE ED THE FOREONT OF A SCENE. THIS WAS TUCKED AWAY BEHD THE SCENE WHERE NON-THREATENG WHE LE WILSON IS LEFT HANGG WH A CREW OF HUGE BLACK BOUNCERS BUT THEY ALL GET ALONG BEE THE PRETTY LADY LIK HIM.D: LE IS VERY MUCH A GEE-SHUCKS KD OF GOOFBALL BUT WE LOVE A GOOFBALL. IT FELY FEELS LIKE SOME MALE SELF-SERT THAT SOMEONE AS UNOL AS HIM WOULD BE THE LOVE TERT TO A FEMALE SUPER SPY. HE’S A HUMAN LABRADOR, MAYBE A SLIGHTLY OLR ONE WHO’S OL TO QUIETLY WANR ROUND THE HOE AND SEE WHAT YOUR GETTG UP TO. HE’S THERE, GETS A UPLE OF D JOK AND GO ON HIS WAY. LIKE HALF THE ST, HE BASILLY JT DISAPPEARS AT THE MIDPOT AND DON’T SHOW UP AGA. HE HAS ABOUT AS MUCH TO DO AS WHEN HE MEO’S THE CREDS OF JACKASS NUMBER TWO.HANG ON THOUGH, HE’S NOT GOG ANYWHERE AS THE NEXT TRACK IS THE SCENE OF THEIR DATE. ONE PART THE MIDPOT SAGA OF ART OF ALL THEIR SOCIAL LIV. THIS IS ALSO THE “PAYOFF” TO THE SETUP OF CAMERON’S SIRE TO BE A DANCER.BABY GOT BACK • SIR MIX A LOTA: A VERY STRANGE SCENE; EVERYONE SEEMS TO HATE HER IALLY AND THEN FOR SOME REASON STANTLY E AROUND TO LOVG HER. SHE GIV A RATHER LIGHTFUL PERFORMANCE AND THE WHOLE ST IS FECTLY LIKEABLE SO I N’T SAY THAT I WOULD BE BOOG HER. WHEN THIS ME AROUND THE ALBUM I EXPECTED THE SAME TWO TOPICS THAT ALWAYS FOLLOW THIS ANTHEM OF ASS. WH THE FILM HAND I FIGURED ’D BE FEMISM BUT WEIRDLY SEEMS TO BE ABOUT RACE PERHAPS…D: THE VERY WHE LE WILSON BRGS HIS EQUALLY WHE DATE CAMERON DIAZ TO THE SOUL TRA, ANOTHER ‘70’S HOMAGE (?), AND SHE DANC TO SIR MIX A LOT. THEY FELY SEEM TO HAMMER HOME THE OPENG LE “SHE’S JT SO… BLACK” LE AS A JOKE, WHICH WAS PROBABLY THE END RULT OF 18 ANGRY WRERS. WHOUT ANALYSG THE AGE TOO EPLY, BEE I ASSUME ’S JT FUNNY BEE SHE HAS A FLAT WHE ASS. MAYBE THIS IS ADDRSG THE ABSENCE OF A BLACK ANGEL BY DIAZ BEG ACCEPTED BY THE BLACK MUNY?A: IF THIS MOVIE WAS MA TODAY ’D BE STEALG THAT BT PICTURE AWARD OM GREEN BOOK. THE FILM THAT FALLY CROSSED RACIAL BARRIERS AND SAID WHE PEOPLE N DANCE TO SONGS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. IT’S JT A STRANGE CLN WHERE EVERYONE SEEMS SO FOCED ON THE GIRL POWER ASPECT, AND THAT’S BATABLE, THAT THEY LEAVE A LOT OF SUAL RACE REFERENC UNADDRSED.THAT BEG SAID, THANDIE NEWTON WAS ACTUALLY ST UNTIL MISSN IMPOSSIBLE 2 SHOOTS WENT OVER SCHLE SO SOME CRED TO THEM ALMOST HAPPENED. UNLS OF URSE SHE WAS JT REPLACED BY LUCY LIU AND WE STILL NEED AT LEAST TWO WHE STARS. I NNOT BELIEVE I’M SAYG THIS BUT PERHAPS A WHE DIRECTOR NAMED MCG IS NOT EQUIPPED TO TALK ABOUT RACE.D: BABY GOT BACK TENDS TO BE ONE OF THOSE ACCSIBLE RAP SONGS THAT WHE PEOPLE FD UNIMAGABLY HILAR. THERE’S A WHOLE FRIENDS EPISO WHERE THE STORY IS ROSS SGS TO HIS FANT DGHTER, WHICH IS SEEN AS HIGHLY APPROPRIATE BY THE RT OF THE WHE PEOPLE BEE THAT’S THE HARSHT RAP THEY’VE EVER HEARD THE LATE ‘90’S.AS FAR AS SONG MENTARY GO, I’D REMEND EVERYONE LISTEN TO THE PODST PUNCH UP THE JAM WHERE THEY SPEND A GOOD HOUR DISSECTG . ADDG ONLY MORE NFN TO THE E HERE AS THE SONG’S NSENS IS THAT BLACK WOMEN ARE BETIFUL AND SIX MIX A LOT IS DOWN TO FUCK WH THICK WOMEN. IT’S ABOUT ONE GRA MORE NUANCED THAN NOOKIE WHICH NOW MAK ME WISH FOR SOME EBONY AND IVORY LLABORATN ON HOW GREAT TERRACIAL SEX IS.A: FOR A BRIEF MOMENT HAD SOME GOOD POTS, BUT EVABLY ’S ALL ABOUT WHAT HIS DICK GETS THE END. I EXPECT BETTER OM SOMEONE NAMED SIR MIX A LOT. THOUGH SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE TENANTS OF THE MOVI; ’S GREAT AND ALL TO SHOW WOMEN KICKG ASS AND SAVG THE DAY BUT THEY DO HAVE TO LOOK HOT DOG .THERE’S A LOT OF L ABOUT IF YOU N’T HANDLE STRONG WOMEN THEN SLG YOUR HOOK BUT THEN A LOT OF OBJECTIFITN WHICH OPERATED ON A SEMI-IRONIC LEVEL IS STILL OBJECTIFITN. LOOK HOW HEIGHTENED THIS IS! WE’RE REFERENCG THE GENR VIEWS OF THE PAST BUT FILMG THEM A VERY SEXUAL WAY THAT WON’T BE STANTLY SCTISED! EVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME ROMANTIC ENGAGEMENT AND I HONTLY NNOT TELL IF ’S A JOKE THAT THEY ST LE WILSON, MATT LEBLANC, AND FUCKG TOM GREEN AS THE JAB’S CREAM CRACKERS THE CREDIBLE WOMEN ARE SETTLG FOR.D: IF THOSE SUB-PLOTS FE THEIR PERSONAL LIV, I N UNRSTAND WHY THEY PUT THEIR LIV AT RISK FOR CHARLIE. PRETTY STRANGE THAT DREW BARRYMORE WAS VERY VOLVED GETTG THIS PRODUCED AND YET HER ANGEL SEEMS TO HAVE SO MANY STRANGE MALE ENTANGLEMENTS. TOM GREEN IS A RANDOM HOOK UP, SHE’S SCED AND BETRAYED BY SAM ROCKWELL, AND FULL THROTTLE SHE’S WNS PROTECTN OM HER EX JT THEROUX WHO’S THE HEAD OF THE IRISH MOB.THE ONLY WAY I N THK TO EXPLA IS DREW WAS MARRIED TO TOM GREEN AT THE TIME, AND MAYBE THE EXPERIENCE OF THAT WAS SO UNFATHOMABLY MISERABLE THAT SHE PUT TO THE MOVIE THAT MEN ARE GARBAGE AND RELATNSHIPS WH THEM ARE FUNDAMENTALLY BAD.ANGEL’S EYE • AEROSMHA: THE GUYS WERE HAVG A MOMENT THE ‘90’S. PARTICULARLY WH THAT VERY, VERY BAD ARMAGEDDON SONG, BUT IF THAT ALBUM MA BANK THEN OF URSE ’S GOG ON THIS BT OF MIC EVER PILATN. IRONILLY AFTER THAT MAJOR H, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS MOVIE TIE-. THE FIRST SONG OF THE ALBUM THAT ISN’T A CLASSIC; NOT ONLY HAD I NEVER HEARD BUT AFTER HEARG TWICE I STILL FEEL LIKE I HAVEN’T HEARD .D: THE PROBLEM IS I DON’T WANNA MISS A THG IS CLASSIC ROCK BALLAD AEROSMH AND ANGEL’S EYE IS SPERATELY TRYG TO UPDATE THEIR IMAGE BUT JT FALLG TO BLANDNS. IT LACKS THE INTY OF THEIR MIC AND EVEN THE DUMB LENNIAL ROCK BANDS FEATURED ALONGSI HAVE MORE CHARACTER THAN THIS. THEY EVEN NAMED THE ALBUM AFTER THIS AND IF WAS A H AT THE TIME SURE DON’T STAND UP TO THEIR OLR SONGS.A: THIS SOUNDTRACK GO OVERBOARD WH THE WHOLE ANGEL MOTIF WHICH MAK FEEL PECIALLY SHOE-HORNED AS A GENERIC ACTN ACPANIMENT. IT’S ALMOST AS POTLS AS THE ACTN SELF WHICH I’M SURE YOU ALSO THOUGHT WAS CREDIBLY DUMB. FOR ME ’S THE FIRST SONG THAT YOU ULD CROSS OF THE SEQUENCED ALBUM AND REPLACE WH A MORE INIC TRACK ED THE FILM. WE’VE GOT A WAYS TO GO BEFORE SMACK MY BCH UP BUT THE LASTG CLN OF THAT FAR EXCEEDS THAN THIS.D: WHAT IS HAPPENG THIS FORMULA 1 SEQUENCE? I REALLY QUTN CRISP’S ROLE THE VILLA’S SCHEME AND EVERY ASPECT OF WHAT CAMERON WAS EXPECTG TO ACPLISH. NOT SCE BATMAN AND ROB DONNED WTER-THEMED GEAR TO BATTLE FREEZE HAS A BLATANT OPPORTUNY FOR STUME CHANG EXISTED. THAT FILM TOTALLY MISSED OUT ON THE VISUAL OF BILL MURRAY STGGLG TO CLIMB OUT OF THE BATMOBILE. ALL I ULD THK ABOUT WHEN DREW LICKED THE STEERG WHEEL WAS HOW BAD THAT PROBABLY TASTED.TO TALK OUT OF SEQUENCE, AT LEAST WH THE FIRST ACTN SCENE WH CRISP, BE CLEAR HIS PURPOSE WAS TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY WERE SAVG ROCKWELL. I HAVE NO IA WHAT THEY ACPLISH HERE AND WHY CRISP IS WORKG AS TIM CURRY’S SPORTS DRIVER, A SKILL HE NEVER SHOWS ANYWHERE ELSE. HE IS LERALLY ON A LOOPG URSE AND CAMERON’S PLAN IS TO TCH HIM UP AND ATTEMPT TO PULL HIM OVER LIKE A POLICE OFFICER. THIS ALREADY NONSENSIL SET-PIECE LAT AS THEY SPEED OFF TO BY STREETS AND END WH A GAME OF CHICKEN ACROSS A BRIDGE. I ONLY SUMMARISE THIS TO HIGHLIGHT HOW ABSURD AND POTLS IS.A: LIKE SO MUCH OF THIS FILM, ALL HAPPENS LOUDLY ENOUGH THAT YOU N’T HEAR YOUR OWN THOUGHTS QUTNG WHY ’S HAPPENG. IT’S VERY, VERY OL WHEN THE R HS THE OTHER R AND GO FLIPPIDY-DOO TO THE OCEAN AND CAMERON LETS HER HAIR FLY THE BREEZE, VERY CEMATIC… BUT WHAT IS THE POT?D: IT MEANS THAT ONE OF THE EIGHTEEN WRERS WANTED A FORMULA 1 CHASE ON THE STREETS AND THE OTHER SEVENTEEN ULDN’T FIGURE OUT A VALID REASON SO THEY JT WENT AHEAD AND DID REGARDLS. HONTLY THIS FILM FLOWS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN ’S NOT BOGGED DOWN AT EVERY STEP TRYG TO EXCE THGS; ’S GLORLY STUPID AND FUN FOR . WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED VILLA EXPOSN WHEN WE N HAVE ROCKWELL DANCG WH HIS SMOKE AND KE? CATEGORILLY THE MOST VAL REASON FOR FILM AS A MEDIUM TO EXIST.THKG TOO MUCH ONLY DRAGS YOU DOWN, LIKE JT NOW I THOUGHT THAT DANCE TRACK IS LISTED 36TH AND ’S GOG TO BE FORTY HOURS UNTIL WE REACH . SIMON SAYS WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN SONGS THIS ONE MOVIE?A: I’M SURE WE’RE GOG TO BLAST THROUGH THE LATER ON WHEN NONE OF THE SONGS FEEL SENTIAL TO THE FILM. ONLY A FEW SEEM RELATED AND THAT’S PURELY BEE OF HAVG THE WORD ANGEL THE TLE. WELL, SIMON SAYS MAY BE TIED EXPLICLY TO THAT ONE SCENE BUT THIS IS AN ALL TIME CLASSIC NOW AND GREAT SONG SO THAT MAK ME HAPPY AT THE VERY LEAST.BARRACUDA • HEARTA: BACK TO THE CLASSICS AND THIS FEELS MORE PHED FORWARD THAN OTHERS OPENG AND CLOSG THE SCENE. A SONG ED MANY FEMALE STORI LIKE I,TONYA AND CAPTA MARVEL BUT I’VE READ THAT THIS IS THE FIRST MAJOR MOVIE TO E , WHICH I APPRECIATE FOR KICKSTARTG A TREND. MAK ME WONR HOW OL ’D BE IF WE HAD A SOUNDTRACK BY ALL FEMALE ARTISTS. I ULD’VE DONE WH FIVE MORE TRACKS LIKE THIS OVER SH LIKE TURNG JAPANE. BEFORE WE GET TO THAT… LUCY LIU CENTRIC SCENE, WE HAVE TO VER THIS ONE BEE ’S PRETTY RIDICULO.D: I’M STILL NOT SURE WHICH DISGUISE IS IRONILLY MORE ATTENTN GRABBG; CAMERON AND DREW AS MEN SUS OR THE VERY WEIRD DOMATRIX GET-UP LUCY HAS FOR ALL THE NERDS. JT MORE ‘00’S FILMS HAVG A FASCATN WH SPY DISGUIS; THERE’S THAT WHOLE B ZOOLANR WHERE THEIR DISGUIS ARE LERALLY THEM PLAYED BY TWO DIFFERENT ACTORS. TO BE FAIR THE MALE DISGUIS ARE SOMEWHAT CENT AND ULD FOOL SOMEONE NOT EXPECTG SPI.IT JT SEEMS ANOTHER SEQUENCE THAT SUGGTS GENR NVENTNS BUT FAILS TO TALK ABOUT THEM ANY SMART WAY; PEOPLE WOULD SPECT TWO FEMALE EMPLOYE WORKG THAT TECH DTRY? NERDY MEN JT WANT TO BE DOMATED? COMIL WOMEN ARE HERENTLY JEALO OF DOMANT WOMEN THE SE WH MELISSA MCCARTHY?A: THE PEOPLE BEHD THIS SEEM TO REGNISE HER EDIC TALENTS BEE SHE HAS A MEO FULL THROTTLE TOO. THEN SHE GOT TO DO HER OWN SPY MOVIE WHICH TACKL THE IAS ABOUT GENR THE WORKPLACE A LTLE BETTER. PL THAT FILM ALSO HAD MIRANDA HART WHO IS OUR NTEMPORARY BRISH TOM GREEN SOMEONE WE JT BEGDGGLY PUT UP WH. LET’S NOT FET THAT EPISO OF MIRANDA WHERE SHE JERKS OFF AN ELEPHANT AND SPRAYS RIP TORN WH ’S NUT.D: SPEAKG OF, ISN’T WEIRD THAT EARLY SCENE WHERE SHE WEARS A HARD LATEX RSET WHILST OKG BREAKFAST? I KNOW THIS FILM HAS OTHER THGS TO BE NCERNED WH BUT ’S JT NOT APPROPRIATE CULARY ATTIRE. HER OKG IS FELY LIKE THE DANCG CHARACTER TRAS THAT ARE NEVER ED THE MA PLOT, SHE ULD’VE TAKEN OUT CRISP WH THOSE CHE FIGHTG MUFFS. BUT THAT’S A GAG DISRD AS EASILY AS TIM CURRY’S SUPPORTG ROLE WHICH IS G UNR TIGHT SCTY RIGHT NOW.TURNG JAPANE • THE VAPORSA: WE’RE TALKG BROWNFACE LATER AND THIS IS ALMOST, MAYBE, NOT QUE YELLOWFACE. AN EASY NEEDLE DROP FOR WHENEVER A FILM OR TV SHOW IS DOG ANYTHG REMOTELY ASIAN, AND CERTALY DON’T SERVE THIS SCENE ANY WAY. I WAS GOG TO CRED THE SOUNDTRACK AT SOME POT THAT WE SEEM TO GET THEMED MIC CHOIC FOR EACH ANGEL; ROCKG TUN FOR DREW AND DANCG HS FOR CAMERON… UM, HOPEFULLY LUCY IS TO PHAROAHE MONCH.D: IT SURE IS A GOOD THG LUCY LIU IS CHE AND NOT JAPANE! IN TERMS OF THE SONG’S RACIAL MENTARY ’S LERALLY NO EPER THAN THE IA OF SOMETHG UNEXPECTED HAPPENG… LIKE TURNG JAPANE SUDNLY. IT’S A REMARKABLY SIMPLE SONG RATHER THAN SOMETHG OF THE TIME, JT A SHAME GETS ED SO EQUENTLY LAZY SOUNDTRACKS LIKE THIS. THE AGE MAK FEEL RACIST WHEN ’S OWN RIGHT ’S JT A NONSENSIL NEW WAVE SONG.WE SAID BEFORE DIRECTOR MCG SHOULD STICK AWAY OM TACKLG RACE ISSU HIS WORK BUT HE DIRECTED A MIC VIO OF KIRSTEN DUNST VERG BEE THAT’S A THG THAT HAPPENED 2009.A: A THG THAT HAPPENED IS THE NICT THG YOU N SAY ABOUT THAT. ACTUALLY APPLI TO MUCH OF THIS MOVIE AND A SENSE MCG IS JT A GUY THAT HAPPENED. HE WAS BORN, HE MA SOME MOVI, AND HE LIV OFF THE FE ROYALTI OF PRODUCG FIFTEEN SEASONS OF SUPERNATURAL. HEY, YOU WATCH THAT SHOW, PLEASE TELL ME THOSE DUS AREN’T MAGIC’D TO BEG JAPANE.D: WH THREE-HUNDRED EPISOS I JT NT GUARANTEE THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN. IF DIDN’T NONILLY I’M SURE EXISTS SOME FAN-FICTN. IN THE SAME FEEL OF THGS HAPPENG AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, WHEN LISTENG TO THIS NEXT SONG ON SPOTIFY ACTUALLY OPENS WH TOM “THE CHAD” GREEN’S RENDN DIRECT OM THE MOVIE.BRANDY (YOU’RE A FE GIRL) • LOOKG GLASSA: I WAS MAKG A FFEE THE KCHEN WH THE SOUNDTRACK PLAYG THE LIVG ROOM PRETTY LOUDLY. I N NFIRM THAT ’S AN TSIVE AND UPSETTG THG TO HEAR TOM GREEN’S VOICE SO SUDNLY YOUR HOME. IT FEELS TOTALLY SUPERFLUO THE ACTUAL FILM BUT ’S A PLEASANT, LAID BACK ‘70’S TRACK. FS THEIR QUOTA BUT ’S A SHAME WE NEVER GOT A DISC TWO WHERE TOM GREEN VERS EVERY SONG.D: I JT WISH THE SONGS WERE MORE TEGRAL TO THE FILM; HOW SHIPPG UP TO BOSTON IS NOW FOREVER TIED WH THE DEPARTED THERE’S NOT MANY SONGS THAT PROPERLY BUILD AN IMPACT WH THIS FILM. THE NEXT TRACK VEERS CLOSER TO THAT WH THE NTRAST OF ROMANCE AND BETRAYAL AND ONE OF THE FEW SCEN WHERE WE’RE ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO BE PAYG ATTENTN TO THE PLOT.GOT TO GIVE IT UP • MARV GAYED: WE’VE BARELY DISCSED THE NARRATIVE THIS ONE BEE OF HOW LOOSELY THE SOUNDTRACK EVER NNECTS. BUT WE’VE MENTNED THE MIDPOT MULTIPLE TIM AND HERE WE ARE. IN THE FIRST HALF, THE ANGELS ARE OUT TO RCUE TECH GU SAM ROCKWELL WH RIVAL SATELLE OWNER TIM CURRY THE MA SPECT. AFTER FDG HIM AND HACKG TO CURRY’S WORK WE GET A LONG SEQUENCE WHERE EACH ANGEL IS BETRAYED AND ROCKWELL HAS BEEN G THEM TO GA ACCS TO CURRY’S SATELL.IT’S A LUDICROLY PLEX PLOT WH THE END GOAL OF ROCKWELL JT TRYG TO KILL A SGLE PERSON. THE PEAK OF THE TWIST WHEN ROCKWELL AND DREW H OFF AND HAVE A ROMANTIC DNER BUT THEN DREW REALIS YOU DON’T GET TO 500 LN IENDS WHOUT OBVLY SPELLG OUT ENEMY ON A SCRABBLE BOARD.A: I’VE GOTTA SAY, THE FIRST ELEVEN TRACKS ARE A REMARKABLY SLOW BUNCH; THERE’S NOT MUCH HIGH-OCTANE MIC HERE NSIRG THE FILM SELF IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS. ASI OM A UPLE SONGS G UP, YOU ULD HAVE THIS THE R AND THE ORDARY PERSON WOULDN’T THK YOU’RE A WEIRDO LISTENG TO THE CHARLIE’S ANGELS SOUNDTRACK ON YOUR WORK MUTE.IT’S NOT SLOW QUE LIKE BATMAN FOREVER, THAT WAS A GLUM ADOLCENT MOOD, WHEREAS THE RANGE OF MIC MOV THIS ALBUM ALONG. FOR THE MOST PART, A SEQUENCE OF SONGS THAT I’D LISTEN TO WHOUT SKIPPG ANY. MARV GAYE IS GREAT BUT I’M GLAD THE ALBUM WAK UP A B AS THE ANGELS ARE HERE TO KICK DICKS!D: TECHNILLY WE GET A REMIX OF GAYE AS ’S SLOWED AND REVERSE SOME VERY ‘00’S SLOW MOTN. I LOVE THAT LERALLY A YEAR AFTER THE MATRIX THEY HAD TO SUGGT NEO WASN’T ANYTHG SPECIAL BEE APPARENTLY DREW BARRYMORE N DODGE BULLETS EVEN OUTSI A PUTER SIMULATN. PL KEANU JT LIGHTLY FELL ON HIS LTLE BUTT, DREW’S BARE ASS GO REENG OUT OF A WDOW DOWN A MOUNTASI.THERE ARE SO MANY DISPARATE LTLE MOMENTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE. CRISP IS BACK BEE LET’S JT TRY AND FET THAT F1 SCENE EVEN HAPPENED. DREW APPARENTLY JT LEARNT TO READ AND WRE BEE THE SUBTLETY OF HER G THE SCRABBLE GAME TO CLUE SAM THAT THIS OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER IS AN “ENEMY” MAK LOOK LIKE SHE BARELY UNRSTANDS THE WORD SHE JT SPELLED OUT.A: ANY OTHER DIRECTOR ULD’VE MA THAT SEEM A REALLY SMOOTH SPY MOVE BUT MCG DIRECTS AS IF DREW THKS THE WOMAN RIGHT ONT OF HER IS AF AND BLD. EVEN SAM’S PERFORMANCE HIS REVEAL SUGGTS HE THKS THIS ANGEL IS A TOTAL DUNCE. IF THIS WERE A MORN ACTN EDY YOU’D HAVE THE “REALISTIC” “IMPROVISATN” WHERE THE CHARACTER’S ARE DUMBFOUND, “WHAT? I LERALLY JT HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, I’M THE SAME ROOM AS YOU”.D: DREW PRODUCED THIS MOVIE. WHY IS HER CHARACTER SUCH A DUMMY? HER THREE L FOR THE CHARACTER: SHE’S DUMB, SHE DAT TOM GREEN, AND SHE GETS TO WEAR A STONE COLD STEVE AT T-SHIRT THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE. TO FALLY SIGN OFF THEY HAD TO PROMISE ON THAT LAST ONE. WE GET HER ROLLG DOWN THE HILLS BUCK NAKED, OR VERY OBVLY NOT; ’S OBV TO EVEN NON PERVERTS SHE’S SOME KD OF BODY SU OR SHE’S NONILLY SMOOTH LIKE A DOLL.A: THAT WAS A UPSETTG TO LOOK AT AND MA HER LOOK LIKE A MARTIAN. THEN YOU GET SOME CLASSIC HORNY CHILDREN TALKG ABOUT BOOBS ONLY TO FD A GROWN WOMAN NAKED AND BANGG AT THEIR BACK DOOR THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. WHICH IF AMED DIFFERENTLY IS A BLUE VELVET KD OF UNFORTABLE AND SRY. IT MAK YOU WONR IF THIS MOVIE WAS DIRECTED BY ONE OF THOSE CHILDREN. YOU ULD PROBABLY NVCE ME MCG MEOS THE MOVIE AND IS THAT SMALL WHE KID.D: I’M STUCK QUTNG IF THE ACT OF THIS REVEAL SUDNLY MA SAM OL NOW OR HE’S BEEN LIVG THIS ELABORATE ZUCKERBERG ALIAS FOR YEARS. IT’S NOT SOMETHG ZUCKERBERG ULD EVER DREAM OF PULLG OFF, IF WE’RE TALKG MARTIAN LOOKG PEOPLE ’S PHYSILLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO REACH THE OL LEVELS OF SAM THE THIRD ACT. THE ARE THE FILMS THAT SHAPED ELON MK TO THE MAN HE IS NOW; ONE SCHEME AWAY OM SHOOTG GRIM OUT OF A WDOW.YA MAMA • FATBOY SLIM
Charlie's Angels ran on televisn between 1976 and 1981, and several of the 15 songs that make up this "mic om the motn picture" soundtrack uld have been heard durg s tenure, cludg Leo Sayer's "You Make Me Feel Like Dancg, " Heart's "Barracuda, " the Vapors' "Turng Japane, " and Marv Gaye's "Got to Give It Up, Part I.
"Got To Give It Up" (Part 1) Marv Gaye. A: Marv Gaye, "Got To Give It Up"!
CHARLIE'S ANGELS SOUNDTRACK – MARV GAYE - GOT TO GIVE IT UP LYRICS
A: "Got to Give Up (Part 1)" by Marv Gaye (thanks to gabeybaby, Portland, OR) add more. A: Marv Gaye's "Got To Give It Up" (thanks to heid, Tennsee) add more.