If Styl ends up beg straight, the implitns of his recent statements would be practilly revolutnary. At his age, followg the "bro" typilly means actg as straight and narrow as possible. How many straight guys are fortable wh beg mistaken for gay or bisexual?
Contents:
- I HAVE PROOF HARRY STYL IS GAY!
- DO IT REALLY MATTER IF HARRY STYL IS GAY OR NOT?
- HARRY STYL’ ‘DON’T WORRY DARLG’ ACCENT IS MY NIGHTMAREUNPLACEABLETHE POP SUPERSTAR IS TRYG TO ENTER HIS THPIAN ERA. SO FAR, HE’S DOG A UNIQUELY TERRIBLE JOB AT —RIGHT DOWN TO THE VOICE.COLEMAN SPILENTERTAMENT CRICUPDATED AUG. 29, 2022 3:47AM EDT / PUBLISHED AUG. 26, 2022 1:52PM EDT WARNER BROS. PICTURI AM VERY, VERY WORRIED, DARLG. WHERE DO WE EVEN BEG WH THE MOST PERTENT NCERN DRAPG SELF ACROSS TERNATNAL WATERS, TOUCHG EVERY SOUL THE WORLD OVER? Y, YOU GUSED (BEE YOU FEEL TOO!): WE MT ADDRS HARRY STYL’ ACTG—OUR SANY PENDS ON .AS A HARRY STYL FAN SCE MY SENR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, I MT ADM HAS BEEN A TASTROPHIC WEEK. WHAT IALLY SEEMED LIKE A W FOR ALL OF , WHEN STYL POSED CLEAVAGE-OUT FOR THE GLOBAL SEPTEMBER ISSUE OF ROLLG STONE, QUICKLY VOLVED TO ABSOLUTE CHAOS. IT BEGAN WH AN ABSURD QUOTE OM THE SGER-ACTOR-HEARTTHROB, WHOSE CHARACTER THE UPG FILM MY POLICEMAN IS GAY. WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE FILM’S EROTIC NATURE, STYL SAID THIS NONSENSE: “SO MUCH OF GAY SEX FILM IS TWO GUYS GOG AT , AND KD OF REMOV THE TENRNS OM . THERE WILL BE, I WOULD IMAGE, SOME PEOPLE WHO WATCH WHO WERE VERY MUCH ALIVE DURG THIS TIME WHEN WAS ILLEGAL TO BE GAY, AND [DIRECTOR MICHAEL GRANDAGE] WANTED TO SHOW THAT ’S TENR AND LOVG AND SENSIVE.”FIRST OF ALL, THAT’S ONE OF THE FUNNIT THGS I’VE EVER HEARD. ANY GAY MAN STG ON THIS TERVIEW WOULD BE BG THEIR CHEEKS, TRYG NOT TO CKLE AT JT HOW UNTE THAT IS. AS A SELF-APPOTED NNOISSR OF GAY CEMA, I N SAFELY SAY THAT THE BOY I’VE HAD A CSH ON SCE I WAS 18 YEARS OLD HAS NO IA WHAT HE’S TALKG ABOUT. AND THAT’S DISAPPOTG! I WANT HARRY STYL THE THPIAN TO KNOW WHAT HE’S DOG. BUT QUOT N BE ARGUED OR EVEN MISREPRENTED. BOTH NTEXT AND PERSONAL RELATNSHIPS TO CEMA ULD FLOAT THIS ONE SEEMGLY SILLY STATEMENT TO CLARY. BUT VIO PROOF IS DISPUTABLE. SO WHEN A NEW CLIP OM STYL’ UPG, EVEN-MORE-HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED FILM DON’T WORRY DARLG H THE WEB ON WEDNDAY, WAS PURE BEDLAM. HERE WAS PROOF OF HARRY STYL’ AMATR ABILI, SERVED UP ON A SILVER PLATTER. NO UNTER ARGUMENTS ULD WHSTAND THIS IRREFUTABLE DISPLAY OF A PLETE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE ART OF CEMA. DO ME A QUICK FAVOR. REWATCH THAT CLIP WH A NOTEPAD AND PEN, AND SCRIBBLE DOWN WHAT ACCENT YOU THK STYL IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS FILM. THAT MAY SOUND LIKE AN EASY TASK, BUT YOUR PAD IS ABOUT TO BE ALL K. BY MY ASTUTE, BARELY-PASSED-8TH-GRA-GEOGRAPHY LCULATNS, HE’S GOG OM MIDWTERN TO BRISH TO YUGOSLAVIAN TO NORWEGIAN, TOUCHG BACK SOMEWHERE ON THE FLORIDA ASTLE, AND THEN MAKG A BEELE STRAIGHT FOR THE SHOR OF CANADA.HOW WE REACHED THIS POT IS ANYONE’S GUS. BUT THIS HORRIFYG VOL DISPLAY IS JT THE LATT A LONG LE OF EVER-GROWG NTROVERSY AND SNDAL SURROUNDG DON’T WORRY DARLG. BUT WH THE RELEASE OF THIS CLIP, THE BIGGT MYSTERY SURROUNDG THIS THRILLER ISN’T S STILL-UNR-WRAPS PLOT, BUT WHETHER HARRY STYL’ CHARACTER IS BRISH, AMERIN, OR THE GROWN-UP VERSN OF DOR KEMSLEY’S SON JAGGER, WHO PICKED UP HER EVER-CHANGG TRANSATLANTIC ACCENT.UNSURPRISGLY (AND SERVEDLY), TWTER WAS QUICK TO LIGHT UP ON THE ACCENT WORK. ONE ER PARED TO GLENN HOWERTON’S DENNIS IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY PHILALPHIA DOG A HORRIFIC BRISH ACCENT AFTER HE HAS A BREAK OM REALY. ANOTHER ER MENTED, “IF HARRY’S GONNA KEEP ACTG, HE NEEDS TO BE ST A ROLE THAT CHANGED HIS ACCENT OR APPEARANCE…THAT MAN JT KEEPS PLAYG HIMSELF.” AND THAT’S THE OTHER THG: COMPARED TO HIS ELECTRIC SCENE PARTNER FLORENCE PUGH, WHO IS NOT ONLY DOG A FLAWLS AMERIN ACCENT JT FIVE WORDS BUT ALSO SHOWG AN ENDLS WELL OF EMOTIVE EXPRSNS, STYL IS FLOUNRG. AND BRGS ME NO JOY TO SAY THAT! I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR ALL OF THIS, BUT I’M BOUND TO ANYWAY BY A OF FANDOM.WATCHG THE CLIP FOR THE 30TH TIME, I N PRACTILLY SEE THE GS TURNG SI HIS HEAD, BENEATH HIS MAJTILLY IFFED BTE MANE, GOG THROUGH HIS SCRIPT WORD BY WORD. AND THOSE GEO GREEN EY? FOCED ON THE BRIDGE OF PUGH’S NOSE, NOT MOVG AN CH, FOR FEAR OF G THE TAKE.TO BE PLETELY FAIR, THIS IS ONLY HARRY STYL’ THIRD MAJOR ROLE, ON THE HEELS OF AN ICARLY APPEARANCE AND WHAT I WOULD LL MORE OF A GUT-STARRG CRED CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S SOUND-BARRIER-SHATTERG DUNKIRK. HE’S STILL NEW TO THIS! AND AS A FAN FOR THE LAST , I’M THE FIRST TO GIVE HIM THE BENEF OF THE DOUBT. AFTER ALL, THIS IS ONLY A 19-SEND CLIP OM AN ENTIRE FILM. MAYBE THE ORIGS OF HIS TALLAHASSEE-BY-WAY-OF-THE-THAM ACCENT WILL ALL BE EXPLAED AWAY. ONE THG IS FOR CERTA—WHOEVER N GET AHOLD OF OLIVIA WIL AND ASCERTA WHAT THE ACCENT ORIGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WILL HAVE THE SOP OF A LIFETIME ON THEIR HANDS. I WISH ULD BE ME, BUT THE PAST FIVE DAYS OF BEG A NEVER-WAVERG HARRY STYL FAN HAVE ALREADY LEFT ME WH ENOUGH BATTLE SRS FOR A LIFETIME. I MAY BE STRONG, BUT I’M NOT FALLIBLE.YOU N TCH ME PLANTED THE THEATER ON SEPT. 23, WEARG LARGE SUNGLASS, A TRENCH AT, AND A FEDORA SO UGLY THAT NO ONE ULD EVEN THK WAS SOMEONE AS FASHNABLE AS ME. I’LL BE SEATED AND READY FOR WHATEVER TORMENT LI STORE FOR ME. REAL LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVG TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY, BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I N’T FEEL A LTLE SHAME. COLEMAN SPIL
- DO IT REALLY MATTER IF HARRY STYL IS GAY OR NOT?
I HAVE PROOF HARRY STYL IS GAY!
“It’s obvly pretty unfathomable now to thk, ‘Oh, you uldn’t be gay.
DO IT REALLY MATTER IF HARRY STYL IS GAY OR NOT?
“It’s not like ‘This is a gay story about the guys beg gay.
Sce he ma his name, Styl has publicly advoted for gay rights and many seem to thk that he is also gay. Styl also nodd to the public fascatn wh his sexualy when discsg his other film due out this year, “My Policeman, ” which he plays a closeted gay police officer the 1950s. “It’s not like, ‘this is a gay story about the guys beg gay.
HARRY STYL’ ‘DON’T WORRY DARLG’ ACCENT IS MY NIGHTMAREUNPLACEABLETHE POP SUPERSTAR IS TRYG TO ENTER HIS THPIAN ERA. SO FAR, HE’S DOG A UNIQUELY TERRIBLE JOB AT —RIGHT DOWN TO THE VOICE.COLEMAN SPILENTERTAMENT CRICUPDATED AUG. 29, 2022 3:47AM EDT / PUBLISHED AUG. 26, 2022 1:52PM EDT WARNER BROS. PICTURI AM VERY, VERY WORRIED, DARLG. WHERE DO WE EVEN BEG WH THE MOST PERTENT NCERN DRAPG SELF ACROSS TERNATNAL WATERS, TOUCHG EVERY SOUL THE WORLD OVER? Y, YOU GUSED (BEE YOU FEEL TOO!): WE MT ADDRS HARRY STYL’ ACTG—OUR SANY PENDS ON .AS A HARRY STYL FAN SCE MY SENR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL, I MT ADM HAS BEEN A TASTROPHIC WEEK. WHAT IALLY SEEMED LIKE A W FOR ALL OF , WHEN STYL POSED CLEAVAGE-OUT FOR THE GLOBAL SEPTEMBER ISSUE OF ROLLG STONE, QUICKLY VOLVED TO ABSOLUTE CHAOS. IT BEGAN WH AN ABSURD QUOTE OM THE SGER-ACTOR-HEARTTHROB, WHOSE CHARACTER THE UPG FILM MY POLICEMAN IS GAY. WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE FILM’S EROTIC NATURE, STYL SAID THIS NONSENSE: “SO MUCH OF GAY SEX FILM IS TWO GUYS GOG AT , AND KD OF REMOV THE TENRNS OM . THERE WILL BE, I WOULD IMAGE, SOME PEOPLE WHO WATCH WHO WERE VERY MUCH ALIVE DURG THIS TIME WHEN WAS ILLEGAL TO BE GAY, AND [DIRECTOR MICHAEL GRANDAGE] WANTED TO SHOW THAT ’S TENR AND LOVG AND SENSIVE.”FIRST OF ALL, THAT’S ONE OF THE FUNNIT THGS I’VE EVER HEARD. ANY GAY MAN STG ON THIS TERVIEW WOULD BE BG THEIR CHEEKS, TRYG NOT TO CKLE AT JT HOW UNTE THAT IS. AS A SELF-APPOTED NNOISSR OF GAY CEMA, I N SAFELY SAY THAT THE BOY I’VE HAD A CSH ON SCE I WAS 18 YEARS OLD HAS NO IA WHAT HE’S TALKG ABOUT. AND THAT’S DISAPPOTG! I WANT HARRY STYL THE THPIAN TO KNOW WHAT HE’S DOG. BUT QUOT N BE ARGUED OR EVEN MISREPRENTED. BOTH NTEXT AND PERSONAL RELATNSHIPS TO CEMA ULD FLOAT THIS ONE SEEMGLY SILLY STATEMENT TO CLARY. BUT VIO PROOF IS DISPUTABLE. SO WHEN A NEW CLIP OM STYL’ UPG, EVEN-MORE-HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED FILM DON’T WORRY DARLG H THE WEB ON WEDNDAY, WAS PURE BEDLAM. HERE WAS PROOF OF HARRY STYL’ AMATR ABILI, SERVED UP ON A SILVER PLATTER. NO UNTER ARGUMENTS ULD WHSTAND THIS IRREFUTABLE DISPLAY OF A PLETE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE ART OF CEMA. DO ME A QUICK FAVOR. REWATCH THAT CLIP WH A NOTEPAD AND PEN, AND SCRIBBLE DOWN WHAT ACCENT YOU THK STYL IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS FILM. THAT MAY SOUND LIKE AN EASY TASK, BUT YOUR PAD IS ABOUT TO BE ALL K. BY MY ASTUTE, BARELY-PASSED-8TH-GRA-GEOGRAPHY LCULATNS, HE’S GOG OM MIDWTERN TO BRISH TO YUGOSLAVIAN TO NORWEGIAN, TOUCHG BACK SOMEWHERE ON THE FLORIDA ASTLE, AND THEN MAKG A BEELE STRAIGHT FOR THE SHOR OF CANADA.HOW WE REACHED THIS POT IS ANYONE’S GUS. BUT THIS HORRIFYG VOL DISPLAY IS JT THE LATT A LONG LE OF EVER-GROWG NTROVERSY AND SNDAL SURROUNDG DON’T WORRY DARLG. BUT WH THE RELEASE OF THIS CLIP, THE BIGGT MYSTERY SURROUNDG THIS THRILLER ISN’T S STILL-UNR-WRAPS PLOT, BUT WHETHER HARRY STYL’ CHARACTER IS BRISH, AMERIN, OR THE GROWN-UP VERSN OF DOR KEMSLEY’S SON JAGGER, WHO PICKED UP HER EVER-CHANGG TRANSATLANTIC ACCENT.UNSURPRISGLY (AND SERVEDLY), TWTER WAS QUICK TO LIGHT UP ON THE ACCENT WORK. ONE ER PARED TO GLENN HOWERTON’S DENNIS IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY PHILALPHIA DOG A HORRIFIC BRISH ACCENT AFTER HE HAS A BREAK OM REALY. ANOTHER ER MENTED, “IF HARRY’S GONNA KEEP ACTG, HE NEEDS TO BE ST A ROLE THAT CHANGED HIS ACCENT OR APPEARANCE…THAT MAN JT KEEPS PLAYG HIMSELF.” AND THAT’S THE OTHER THG: COMPARED TO HIS ELECTRIC SCENE PARTNER FLORENCE PUGH, WHO IS NOT ONLY DOG A FLAWLS AMERIN ACCENT JT FIVE WORDS BUT ALSO SHOWG AN ENDLS WELL OF EMOTIVE EXPRSNS, STYL IS FLOUNRG. AND BRGS ME NO JOY TO SAY THAT! I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR ALL OF THIS, BUT I’M BOUND TO ANYWAY BY A OF FANDOM.WATCHG THE CLIP FOR THE 30TH TIME, I N PRACTILLY SEE THE GS TURNG SI HIS HEAD, BENEATH HIS MAJTILLY IFFED BTE MANE, GOG THROUGH HIS SCRIPT WORD BY WORD. AND THOSE GEO GREEN EY? FOCED ON THE BRIDGE OF PUGH’S NOSE, NOT MOVG AN CH, FOR FEAR OF G THE TAKE.TO BE PLETELY FAIR, THIS IS ONLY HARRY STYL’ THIRD MAJOR ROLE, ON THE HEELS OF AN ICARLY APPEARANCE AND WHAT I WOULD LL MORE OF A GUT-STARRG CRED CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S SOUND-BARRIER-SHATTERG DUNKIRK. HE’S STILL NEW TO THIS! AND AS A FAN FOR THE LAST , I’M THE FIRST TO GIVE HIM THE BENEF OF THE DOUBT. AFTER ALL, THIS IS ONLY A 19-SEND CLIP OM AN ENTIRE FILM. MAYBE THE ORIGS OF HIS TALLAHASSEE-BY-WAY-OF-THE-THAM ACCENT WILL ALL BE EXPLAED AWAY. ONE THG IS FOR CERTA—WHOEVER N GET AHOLD OF OLIVIA WIL AND ASCERTA WHAT THE ACCENT ORIGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WILL HAVE THE SOP OF A LIFETIME ON THEIR HANDS. I WISH ULD BE ME, BUT THE PAST FIVE DAYS OF BEG A NEVER-WAVERG HARRY STYL FAN HAVE ALREADY LEFT ME WH ENOUGH BATTLE SRS FOR A LIFETIME. I MAY BE STRONG, BUT I’M NOT FALLIBLE.YOU N TCH ME PLANTED THE THEATER ON SEPT. 23, WEARG LARGE SUNGLASS, A TRENCH AT, AND A FEDORA SO UGLY THAT NO ONE ULD EVEN THK WAS SOMEONE AS FASHNABLE AS ME. I’LL BE SEATED AND READY FOR WHATEVER TORMENT LI STORE FOR ME. REAL LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVG TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY, BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I N’T FEEL A LTLE SHAME. COLEMAN SPIL
Not bee mak me look gay, or mak me look straight, or mak me look bisexual, but bee I thk looks ol. "Kev Mazur/Getty Imag for The Rerdg Amy Harry, who hasn't publicly shared how he intifi, will portray a closeted gay man onscreen the upg film My Policeman. "It's obvly pretty unfathomable now to thk, ‘Oh, you uldn't be gay.
DO IT REALLY MATTER IF HARRY STYL IS GAY OR NOT?
"So much of gay sex film is two guys gog at , and kd of remov the tenrns om , " he told Rollg Stone of the film, which premier on Prime Vio on Oct. "There will be, I would image, some people who watch who were very much alive durg this time when was illegal to be gay, and [director Michael Grandage] wanted to show that 's tenr and lovg and sensive. "People also qutned if the lyrics are "wh him" or "wh them, " which is unclear pendg on which vios of his live performanc you the song didn't make the cut on his first album (or his sophomore one), the exact lyrics have yet to be later at a show Los Angel, he said: "We're all a ltle b gay, aren't we?