No, Robbie Williams, you're not 49% gay. But you are 100% stupid | Patrick Stdwick | The Guardian

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• ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAYS HE ED TO INTIFY AS ‘SOMEWHAT GAY’ BUT ‘JT N’T DO THE CK’
• NO, ROBBIE WILLIAMS, YOU'RE NOT 49% GAY. BUT YOU ARE 100% STUPID
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS WISH HE WAS GAY SO HE ULD HAVE 'SEX ON TAP' AS HE ADMS HE DO HAVE CSH ON MEN
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAYS HE IS ''49 PER CENT'' GAY AND WANTS TO GO TO MIL THEATRE
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS WS SU OVER GAY CLAIMS
• I`M A STRAIGHT PERSON PRETENDG TO BE GAY: ROBBIE WILLIAMS
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS WIFE, KIDS, HEIGHT, AGE, NET WORTH, DAD, IS HE GAY
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS: 'I'M A STRAIGHT PERSON PRETENDG TO BE GAY'
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAYS HE IS 49PC GAY
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS: I’M A STRAIGHT PERSON PRETENDG I’M GAY
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS IMPLI GAY IS SHAMEFUL
• ROBBIE WILLIAMS’ FORMER MANAGER: ‘I KNOW ROBBIE’S GAY’

ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAYS HE ED TO INTIFY AS ‘SOMEWHAT GAY’ BUT ‘JT N’T DO THE CK’

Robbie Williams has spoken about sexualy a new terview and how he ed to inty as “somewhat gay” durg his youth. The pop sger, currently at number one the UK wh new album ‘The Heavy Entertament Show’, grac the ver of gay liftyle magaze Attu this month. Durg the terview, Williams revealed that he qutned his sexual orientatn durg his early 20s: “I was raised a society where gay was the thg you levelled at somebody you wanted to hurt the most.

So then beg exposed to this world that I loved beg a part of… I took my first ecstasy at a gay club… had the most credible time. “But also bee of the homophobia that there is out there, I was sort of left as a 21 year old gog: ‘Actually, I don’t hate the gay… so do that mean that I’m gay, too?

So I was 21 or 22 and I was like: ‘Oh, that mt mean that I’m somewhat gay, some sort of way'”. The sger went on to say: “There was a time where if you put ‘Robbie Williams’ to Google, said ‘gay’. When stopped beg: ‘Robbie Williams gay’, I wonred what had happened”.

NO, ROBBIE WILLIAMS, YOU'RE NOT 49% GAY. BUT YOU ARE 100% STUPID

“The tth is wh me and gay is that I n’t get round the ck thg, ” he add.

"Bee the sger – and he is far om alone – seems unable to distguish stereotype (that floordrob are for heterosexuals) om an terview wh the Daily Star, he said: "I love mil theatre and a lot of the other thgs that are often associated wh gays. I am 49% homosexual and sometim as far as 50% However, that would imply that I enjoy havg a particular sort of fun, which I don't. You are not 49% homosexual; you are 100% idt.

Of all the statements about homosexualy, this is packed so ep wh stupidy, I'm like a heterosexual at a r boot sale, dizzily unsure where to beg. And there are many jt like me, a fact to shock the supposedly gay-iendly heterosexual to his/her liberal re. Ask the neart gay man (Williams is not referrg to lbians) if the followg soliloquy is faiar to them: "Oh I love gay men!

ROBBIE WILLIAMS WISH HE WAS GAY SO HE ULD HAVE 'SEX ON TAP' AS HE ADMS HE DO HAVE CSH ON MEN

If I have to hear one more supposedly posive generalisatn about my brethren I will mand the EU set up a gay state surround by electric fenc that zap anyone polyter wh a 100 e-radi.

)Robbie, gay people are only "associated" wh mil theatre by the sort of people who associate black people wh "beg good at sport and mic" may wonr, given the centuri of murr, rape, torture, imprisonment, bullyg, sham marriag and pch-black closets flicted on gay people, why such light-hearted, seemgly affectnate stereotyp matter. What do Lady Knight also thk about gay people given her remarks durg the same-sex marriage bat that "they are often extremely, very, very good at thgs like antiqu"? But rc and humanis me offer Robbie Williams some guidance: you are nearly half gay if about half the people you sire sexually have the same set of genals as you and if you spend nearly half your life overwhelmed wh love for someone wh the same chromosomal wirg.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAYS HE IS ''49 PER CENT'' GAY AND WANTS TO GO TO MIL THEATRE

Gay men may all like ck, but only a actn like That dreary realy, Robbie, along wh the fact that hors of homosexuals are borg, vlent, bad dancers, pable of listeng or pickg out a dive outf, and bury a barga b along wh your ever-so heterosexual ver of Gee Michael's is further e for my venom. In 2005, Williams sued a newspaper and two magaz for darg to suggt he was gay.

Not for nothg did our crooner add his sigh-ducg veat about not actually enjoyg "a particular sort of fun": like a zilln other mastream pop acts, he acknowledg and teas gay dienc, appropriat jt enough gay culture to edgy-up his image and tap to a key mographic, but, at any opportuny will spell out exactly how heterosexual he really is, jt se someone at the rerd pany gets a sweat ever Williams change his md and try out what homosexualy is really like, I tst my fellow gay men will keep their bedroom doors, like the mds of the stereotype swallowers, firmly shut. As Robbie Williams' lawyer stood on the steps of the high urt and clared his client was not, and had never been, homosexual, who uld not be remd of the Jason Donovan libel trial 13 years ago when he almost brought down the Face magaze for suatg that he was gay? Jt over a year ago, I sat Robbie Williams' flat Chelsea and played a game wh him lled How Gay Are You?

ROBBIE WILLIAMS WS SU OVER GAY CLAIMS

It was part of an terview for Attu magaze - Robbie thought was important to do a piece of gay prs at the time, as he had jt taken legal proceedgs over stori which implied he had performed homosexual acts a Manchter nightclub toilet.

I`M A STRAIGHT PERSON PRETENDG TO BE GAY: ROBBIE WILLIAMS

"I've worn my gay jeans! " he clared, potg at a pair of tight whe nims that, y, looked very gay. He played me a song he had jt wrten, lled My Gay Friend.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS WIFE, KIDS, HEIGHT, AGE, NET WORTH, DAD, IS HE GAY

"I want to be the gayt! He unrstands that a signifint part of his fanbase, probably the only b of that fluenc the taste of others, is the gay one.

He was schooled gay clubs, farmed out by his gay manager Nigel Mart-Smh, at the age of 16, a leather dpiece and cyclg shorts to perform Take That's choreographed dance rout wh his fellow band mat, some of whom had had their hair bleached specially.

His first self-penned solo h sgle clud the le "Am I straight or gay?

ROBBIE WILLIAMS: 'I'M A STRAIGHT PERSON PRETENDG TO BE GAY'

Some people may fd hard to digt but that last fact, as well as the fundamental misfire on the high urt steps, says ls about Robbie Williams' sexualy than about his cripplgly tense lonels and his abject hatred of the prt his absolute tenncy to the nfsnal, I thk that if Robbie Williams believed he were gay he would have probably said so by now. Everyone's a ltle b gay the days, if only the adjectival sense of the word.

Robbie Williams wish he was gay so he uld have 'sex on tap' as he adms he do have csh on menThe married father-of-two has opened up about gay mours a new terviewVio LoadgVio UnavailableRobbie Williams flash pants as he mak ebackIt was moured for years that Robbie Williams was gay, but the sger has always sisted he is straight.

The star has two children, Theodora, four, and Charlton, two, wh stunng wife Ayda Field joked about his manhood a chat wh Attu Magaze, sayg: "The tth is wh me and gay is that I n’t get round the c*** thg.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS SAYS HE IS 49PC GAY

Robbie talks about gog out gay clubs.

" He then appeared to suate he thks gay men are promiscuo, addg: "And if I uld I would have bee I like sex. " Robbie, who has two children, Theodora, four, and Charlton, two, wh stunng Ayda also admted he ed to GOOGLE himself and the word 'gay' would appear, until the mours quietened down. The sger wish he was gay.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS: I’M A STRAIGHT PERSON PRETENDG I’M GAY

He said: "When stopped beg: Robbie Williams gay, I wonred what had happened. "I was raised a society where gay was the thg you levelled at somebody you wanted to hurt the most.

"So then beg exposed to this world that I loved beg a part of… I took my first ecstasy at a gay club… had the most credible time.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS IMPLI GAY IS SHAMEFUL

” He went on: "But also bee of the homophobia that there is out there, I was sort of left as a 21 year old gog: 'Actually, I don't hate the gay… so do that mean that I’m gay, too? "So I was 21 or 22 and I was like: 'Oh, that mt mean that I'm somewhat gay, some sort of way.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS’ FORMER MANAGER: ‘I KNOW ROBBIE’S GAY’

HE RECENTLY admted that he is a straight man pretendg to be gay, and now Robbie Williams has revealed that he believ he is "49 per cent gay. " Robbie Williams admted that he feels '40 per cent gay' [WENN]The former Take That star, who has also prevly revealed that he wished he'd had a flg wh a man his youth, has claimed that he intifi wh gay men and would love to go to mil theatre. "I love mil theatre and a lot of other thgs that are often associated wh star said he was terted mil theatre [WENN]"I am 49 per cent homosexual and sometim as far as 50 per cent.

''His wife is said to have been nfed by Brish mpns when she arrived the UK [WENN]Robbie recently scribed himself as a straight man pretendg to be gay. Speakg to Atralia's Sydney Telegraph, he said: "There is a history of gay people pretendg to be straight.

I'm a straight person pretendg to be gay.