Gay of Thron is a edy/parody Web Vio show created for Funny or Die by Jonathan Van Ns, which answers the eternal qutn: what if Chter A. Bum …
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- THIS GAME OF THRON PORN PARODY IS ALL ABOUT THE HAPPY ENDGIT’S GOT JOHN DOE STEAD OF JON SNOW AND WAY MORE SEX THAN THE REAL THG, BUT THE FOUR-PART SERI STORM OF KGS XXX IS ALL ABOUT THE STORY—AND THE WISH FULFILLMENT FOR FANS WHO ARE JT WAG TO SEE THOSE DRAGONS TORCH WTEROS.BY JANE BORNMAY 19, 2016COURTY OF BRAZZERS.SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVECRIL PRAISE, RATGS, AND AWARD STATU ARE GREAT, BUT THE 21ST CENTURY, NO FILM OR TV SHOW HAS TLY SUCCEED UNTIL HAS A PORN PARODY. NJA TURTL AND SIMPSONS, SPONGE BOB, STAR WARS: IF ’S AN EVEN MOSTLY SUCCSFUL B OF TELLECTUAL PROPERTY, YOU N BET THE ADULT-FILM DTRY HAS RE-TERPRETED TO THE FULLT EXTENT FAIR-E LAW WILL ALLOW. BUT PERHAPS NO MASTREAM ANCHISE IS MORE RIPE FOR THE XXX TREATMENT THAN GAME OF THRON, CURRENTLY KG ATOP THE APPOTMENT-VIEWG HEAP. SCE ’S 2011 BUT, THE SHOW HAS ALREADY ENGENRED AT LEAST THREE PAL-A ADULT KNOCKOFFS, AN OUTPUT BEFTG THE HBO SHOW’S HEADY MIX OF FANTASY, POLICS, VLENCE, AND P SEX. TO DATE, VIEWERS LEFT WANTG NTENT EVEN MORE EXPLIC THAN TV-MA HAVE HAD THE OPTN OF GAME OF BON (, 2013), THIS A’T NO GAME OF THRON XXX (HTLER, 2014), AND GAY OF THRON (, 2014). THIS IS TO SAY NOTHG OF THE UNTLS AMATR EFFORTS OUT THERE; THK PEOPLE RENAISSANCE-FAIR STUM FIGHTG WH PLASTIC SWORDS AND THEN WDG UP ON A BLUE UCH A MIDCENTURY SPL-LEVEL HOME.DPE THE PREV OFFERGS, THIS SPRG BRAZZERS, THE LUXEMBOURG-BASED ADULT-FILM STUD, IS AIMG TO LAY WASTE TO THE PORN KGDOM’S OTHER HO WH S OWN (RELATIVELY) BIG-BUDGET EPIC, STORM OF KGS XXX PARODY. TO UP THE PETIVE ANTE, THE PANY IS TAKG THE PROJECT SOME CREATIVE DIRECTNS UALLY ALIEN THE PORN WORLD. ABOUT 8 TO 10 MUT OF EACH 35- TO 40-MUTE EPISO IS DITED TO STORY LE, WHICH, THE DTRY, IS SUBSTANTIAL. THE PRODUCTN WILL HAVE SEVERAL BATTLE SEQUENC. AND, THANKS TO AMPLE C.G.I., THE EPISOS FEATURE A DRAGON—BUT NOT LIKE THAT.“THE FANS N EXPECT TO SEE SOME PATN,” SAYS BRAZZERS PRODUCT DIRECTOR MAR NARDSTE. THE PROJECT WAS GIVEN WHAT NARDSTE LLS A “FLEXIBLE BUDGET.” HE WON’T RELEASE SPECIFIC NUMBERS, BUT DID OFFER THAT THE RANGE FOR A TYPIL BRAZZERS SHOOT IS $10,000 TO $20,000, AND FOR A HIGH-PROFILE PROJECT IS $100,000 TO $1 LN. BY PARISON, JAM HIBBERD REPORTED ENTERTAMENT WEEKLY THAT EACH EPISO SEASON 6 OF GAME OF THRON STS ABOUT $10 LN. SO FAR ’S PAID OFF. THE FIRST EPISO OF STORM OF KGS, WHICH PREMIERED APRIL 24, PERFORMED ABOUT 20 PERCENT BETTER THAN A TYPIL RELEASE ON THE SE DO, ACRDG TO NARDSTE.TO A CERTA GREE, A PORNOGRAPHY STUD MAK PARODI FOR THE SAME REASON ANYONE DO: TO RI THE ATTAILS OF A MEGA-H’S MASSIVE VIEWERSHIP. MAKG PARODI ALSO HELPS A STUD STAND OUT AMONG THE DATA-PLAN-BTG AMOUNT OF PORN AVAILABLE TODAY. PARODI ARE “THE ONLY THGS THAT SELL ON DVD ANYMORE,” EXPLAS STORM OF KGS WRER AND DIRECTOR DICK BH. “PEOPLE BUY BATMAN V SUPERMAN XXX BEE THEY WANT TO SHOW THEIR IENDS, ‘HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND!’ BEE ’S FUNNY. ‘THERE’S A PORNO WH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? I HAVE TO OWN !’”BUT, OF URSE, PORN IS MORE PARTICIPATORY THAN TYPIL FAN FICTN. VIEWERS VIRLY EXPERIENCE THEIR FAVORE CHARACTERS, HENCE, THE DITN TO STORY LE, WHICH NARDSTE SAYS IS SOMETHG BRAZZERS IS KNOWN FOR. (WHAT ARE THE SE’S OTHER HALLMARKS? “MILF SCEN AND BIG BOOBS,” HE SAYS.) STRANGELY, FOR FANS WHO HAVE FOLLOWED ALONG WH GAME OF THRON’ NOTABLY EXTEND PLOTL AND ENCYCLOPEDIA-WORTHY WORLD BUILDG, STORM OF KGS HOLDS AN ENTIRELY EXTRA LEVEL OF WISH-FULFILLMENT POTENTIAL THAN YOUR TYPIL PORN PARODY.COURTY OF BRAZZERS.STORM OF KGS IS ATHLY SER. IN THE FIRST EPISO, JOHN DOE PAT A MEMBER OF THE KG’S GUARD. THEN, A JOFEY-SPIRED CHARACTER FORC A SANSA-SPIRED CHARACTER TO WATCH HIM PULATE WH HIS HANDMAINS BEFORE HE KILLS HER ENTIRE FAY ONT OF HER (A NOD TO THE RED WEDDG). SURE, WHILE WATCHG STORM OF KGS, YOU MAY OCSNALLY LGH. IT’S PORN, AFTER ALL. THE DIALOGUE IS SOMETIM STILTED, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF TATTOOS THIS VERSN OF WTEROS. BUT THE PRODUCTN, UNLIKE THE PETN, IS NOT TENTNALLY HUMORO—NOT EVEN WHEN THE JOFEY CHARACTER ANNOUNC, MID-ACT, “THIS IS THE HAND OF THE KG.”“JT BEE ENDS AN ADULT SCENE, I DON’T THK FANS OF ADULT MATERIAL NEED TO BE CHEY AND EDIC, AND THROWN THEIR FACE AN OBV WAY,” OP RYAN RYR, WHO PLAYS THE JOFEY-SPIRED CHARACTER. “IT’S QUE REHG TO SEE SOMETHG DONE A LTLE MORE THENTILLY.”NARDSTE SAYS, “IF YOU’RE LGHG, ’S HARD TO GET TO YOUR BS, WHICH IS THE PURPOSE YOU ARE ON BRAZZERS FOR. IF YOU N TAKE MORE SERLY, YOU N INTIFY WH THE CHARACTERS.” SCE EVERYONE IS HONT ABOUT THE REASON PEOPLE WILL WATCH STORM OF KGS, ALLOW TO SPOIL THE PLOT: JOHN DOE AND THE DAENERYS CHARACTER WD UP LG TOGETHER—AFTER TERURSE, OF URSE—AND THE NASTY JOFEY-QUE KG MEETS A TERRIBLE, DRAGONY FATE. BH ADMS THAT THIS IS VERY MUCH A WISH-FULFILLMENT SCENAR FOR HIM, AS A FAN.“AFTER ABOUT THE SEND SEASON, I WAS ALL, ‘O.K., ’S GOG TO BE DAENERYS ON THE THRONE WH JON SNOW.’ EVERYONE’S BEEN WAG FOR DAENERYS TO ATTACK WTEROS WH HER DRAGONS AND MASSIVE ARMI, BUT, JT NEVER BLOODY HAPPENS,” BH SAYS. “SO THAT’S WHAT I’M HOPG WILL EVENTUALLY HAPPEN: A BATTLE WH DRAGONS AGAST ALL OF THE UTTER WANKERS.”IN THIS POTENTIAL FALE SCENAR FOR THE HBO SERI, WOULD THERE ALSO BE A SEX SCENE BETWEEN DANY AND JON SNOW?MOST POPULARTHE CAST OF OPPENHEIMER AND THE REAL PEOPLE THEY PLAYBY HILLARY BISSOUND OF FREEDOM: THE WILD TE STORY BEHD 2023’S MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILMBY EVE BATEYESTE AND OPPENHEIMER’S REAL RELATNSHIP WAS CORDIAL AND COMPLITEDBY HILLARY BIS“Y,” BH SAYS, WH A LGH. “UNLS TURNS OUT THEY ARE SOMEHOW RELATED. IN WHICH SE MAYBE THEY WILL STILL HAVE A SEX SCENE, BEE ’S GAME OF THRON.”IN THE PORN WORLD, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, AS ACRDG TO BH, S BYLAWS DON’T ALLOW FOR CT OF ANY KD OR VLENCE VOLVED WH SEX, SEX BY ERCN, AND OUTRIGHT VLENT RAPE. GAME OF THRON HAS HAD SCEN VOLVG ALL.“IN THE MASTREAMS, YOU N,” BH SAYS. “BUT IF THERE IS ACTUAL HARD-RE PERATN GOG ON, YOU N’T. . . IT’S A TABOO JOB THAT WE HAVE, BUT YOU STILL DON’T WANT TO BE DISGTG. YOU WANT TO ENTERTA AND HAVE FUN WH .”BH IS BRISH, AND STORM OF KGS WAS SHOT HEREFORD, NEAR WAL. (“THE U.K. HAS BETTER STL THAN WE’D FD AMERI,” NARDSTE SAYS.) MANY OF S ACTORS ARE BRS, CLUDG RYR AND HIS WIFE, JASME JAE, WHO PLAYS ONE OF THOSE HANDMAINS. (THE TWO WERE MARRIED BEFORE THEY BOTH SWCHED REERS TO JO THE ADULT DTRY. “THANK GOD ’S BEEN FE,” RYR SAYS. “WE THOUGHT, WELL WE BETTER BE GOOD AT THIS, OTHERWISE WE’VE MA A HUGE MISTAKE.”)COURTY OF BRAZZERS.THE DAENERYS CHARACTER, HOWEVER, IS FELY NOT BRISH. HER ACCENT, WHETHER THENTIC OR ACQUIRED, IS PURE SOCAL-E. SHE IS ALSO THE ONLY CHARACTER TO HAVE TWO SEX SCEN OVER THE FOUR EPISOS. DO THIS MEAN SOMETHG? IS A CLUE TO BE EXPLORED BY FANS ON MSAGE BOARDS?“THAT WOULD BE AMAZG IF PEOPLE STARTED G UP WH FAN THEORI FOR THE PORNO VERSN OF GAME OF THRON,” SAYS BH. (DICK BH, BY THE WAY, IS HIS REAL NAME: “I WAS BORN RICHARD JAM BH. TEN YEARS AGO, WHEN I FIRST STARTED THIS BS, I THK THAT’S THE ONLY REASON THE PANY HIRED ME.” HE UALLY GO BY RICK.)BEFORE FANS VISE THEORI ABOUT THE ORIG OF THE SURPRISGLY ACCURATE IRON THRONE STORM OF KGS, KNOW THAT IS PLASTIC AND ME OM EBAY. BH EXPLAS THAT HE NSIRED MAKG A THRONE, PERHAPS OUT OF DILDOS, BUT THEN FOUND THE REPLI ONLE.COURTY OF BRAZZERS.“THEY WERE SELLG FOR BIG MONEY,” HE SAYS. “WE ULDN’T AFFORD TO BUY , BUT MY PRODUCER OFFERED SOME SH TO RENT . BUT THEN DIDN’T SELL ON EBAY AND THEY WERE RELUCTANT TO E PICK UP. WE HAD THE OFFICE FOR A MONTH. IT JT SAT THERE. WE TOOK TURNS STG ON THIS THRONE.”AS MUCH AS THE PROJECT AIMS AT THENTICY, ONCE S SCRIPT VEERS TOWARDS THE PRODUCTN’S TE REASON FOR BEG, THE PERFORMERS MAY AS WELL BE BY A POOL THE VALLEY. THE SEX SEQUENC ARE STANDARD DIGAL-AGE PORN, BLOW BY BLOW—MAKG THEM PERHAPS LS PELLG THAN THE SEX THE ACTUAL HBO SHOW, BUT MANY S MORE NSENSUAL. .“YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS CHOICE,” BH EXPLAS. “DO YOU KEEP ON PRENTG THE SEX A WAY THAT ISN’T PORNO, BUT THEN YOU MAY ALIENATE CERTA PEOPLE? OR DO YOU FILM LIKE YOU DO OTHER PORN SCEN? IT’S DIFFICULT. YOU JT HAVE TO WEIGH WHAT’S BT FOR THE FILM.”MOST POPULARTHE CAST OF OPPENHEIMER AND THE REAL PEOPLE THEY PLAYBY HILLARY BISSOUND OF FREEDOM: THE WILD TE STORY BEHD 2023’S MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILMBY EVE BATEYESTE AND OPPENHEIMER’S REAL RELATNSHIP WAS CORDIAL AND COMPLITEDBY HILLARY BISOR RATHER, WHAT’S BT FOR BRAZZERS ERS, WHO ARE UNLIKELY TO CHANGE THEIR TASTE PORNOGRAPHY BETWEEN NOW AND JULY, WHEN THE SE RELEAS S GHOSTBTERS PARODY.GAME OF THRON SEASON 6 PHOTOS1 / 100CHEVRONCHEVRONJANE BORN
- GAY OF THRON
THIS GAME OF THRON PORN PARODY IS ALL ABOUT THE HAPPY ENDGIT’S GOT JOHN DOE STEAD OF JON SNOW AND WAY MORE SEX THAN THE REAL THG, BUT THE FOUR-PART SERI STORM OF KGS XXX IS ALL ABOUT THE STORY—AND THE WISH FULFILLMENT FOR FANS WHO ARE JT WAG TO SEE THOSE DRAGONS TORCH WTEROS.BY JANE BORNMAY 19, 2016COURTY OF BRAZZERS.SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVECRIL PRAISE, RATGS, AND AWARD STATU ARE GREAT, BUT THE 21ST CENTURY, NO FILM OR TV SHOW HAS TLY SUCCEED UNTIL HAS A PORN PARODY. NJA TURTL AND SIMPSONS, SPONGE BOB, STAR WARS: IF ’S AN EVEN MOSTLY SUCCSFUL B OF TELLECTUAL PROPERTY, YOU N BET THE ADULT-FILM DTRY HAS RE-TERPRETED TO THE FULLT EXTENT FAIR-E LAW WILL ALLOW. BUT PERHAPS NO MASTREAM ANCHISE IS MORE RIPE FOR THE XXX TREATMENT THAN GAME OF THRON, CURRENTLY KG ATOP THE APPOTMENT-VIEWG HEAP. SCE ’S 2011 BUT, THE SHOW HAS ALREADY ENGENRED AT LEAST THREE PAL-A ADULT KNOCKOFFS, AN OUTPUT BEFTG THE HBO SHOW’S HEADY MIX OF FANTASY, POLICS, VLENCE, AND P SEX. TO DATE, VIEWERS LEFT WANTG NTENT EVEN MORE EXPLIC THAN TV-MA HAVE HAD THE OPTN OF GAME OF BON (, 2013), THIS A’T NO GAME OF THRON XXX (HTLER, 2014), AND GAY OF THRON (, 2014). THIS IS TO SAY NOTHG OF THE UNTLS AMATR EFFORTS OUT THERE; THK PEOPLE RENAISSANCE-FAIR STUM FIGHTG WH PLASTIC SWORDS AND THEN WDG UP ON A BLUE UCH A MIDCENTURY SPL-LEVEL HOME.DPE THE PREV OFFERGS, THIS SPRG BRAZZERS, THE LUXEMBOURG-BASED ADULT-FILM STUD, IS AIMG TO LAY WASTE TO THE PORN KGDOM’S OTHER HO WH S OWN (RELATIVELY) BIG-BUDGET EPIC, STORM OF KGS XXX PARODY. TO UP THE PETIVE ANTE, THE PANY IS TAKG THE PROJECT SOME CREATIVE DIRECTNS UALLY ALIEN THE PORN WORLD. ABOUT 8 TO 10 MUT OF EACH 35- TO 40-MUTE EPISO IS DITED TO STORY LE, WHICH, THE DTRY, IS SUBSTANTIAL. THE PRODUCTN WILL HAVE SEVERAL BATTLE SEQUENC. AND, THANKS TO AMPLE C.G.I., THE EPISOS FEATURE A DRAGON—BUT NOT LIKE THAT.“THE FANS N EXPECT TO SEE SOME PATN,” SAYS BRAZZERS PRODUCT DIRECTOR MAR NARDSTE. THE PROJECT WAS GIVEN WHAT NARDSTE LLS A “FLEXIBLE BUDGET.” HE WON’T RELEASE SPECIFIC NUMBERS, BUT DID OFFER THAT THE RANGE FOR A TYPIL BRAZZERS SHOOT IS $10,000 TO $20,000, AND FOR A HIGH-PROFILE PROJECT IS $100,000 TO $1 LN. BY PARISON, JAM HIBBERD REPORTED ENTERTAMENT WEEKLY THAT EACH EPISO SEASON 6 OF GAME OF THRON STS ABOUT $10 LN. SO FAR ’S PAID OFF. THE FIRST EPISO OF STORM OF KGS, WHICH PREMIERED APRIL 24, PERFORMED ABOUT 20 PERCENT BETTER THAN A TYPIL RELEASE ON THE SE DO, ACRDG TO NARDSTE.TO A CERTA GREE, A PORNOGRAPHY STUD MAK PARODI FOR THE SAME REASON ANYONE DO: TO RI THE ATTAILS OF A MEGA-H’S MASSIVE VIEWERSHIP. MAKG PARODI ALSO HELPS A STUD STAND OUT AMONG THE DATA-PLAN-BTG AMOUNT OF PORN AVAILABLE TODAY. PARODI ARE “THE ONLY THGS THAT SELL ON DVD ANYMORE,” EXPLAS STORM OF KGS WRER AND DIRECTOR DICK BH. “PEOPLE BUY BATMAN V SUPERMAN XXX BEE THEY WANT TO SHOW THEIR IENDS, ‘HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND!’ BEE ’S FUNNY. ‘THERE’S A PORNO WH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? I HAVE TO OWN !’”BUT, OF URSE, PORN IS MORE PARTICIPATORY THAN TYPIL FAN FICTN. VIEWERS VIRLY EXPERIENCE THEIR FAVORE CHARACTERS, HENCE, THE DITN TO STORY LE, WHICH NARDSTE SAYS IS SOMETHG BRAZZERS IS KNOWN FOR. (WHAT ARE THE SE’S OTHER HALLMARKS? “MILF SCEN AND BIG BOOBS,” HE SAYS.) STRANGELY, FOR FANS WHO HAVE FOLLOWED ALONG WH GAME OF THRON’ NOTABLY EXTEND PLOTL AND ENCYCLOPEDIA-WORTHY WORLD BUILDG, STORM OF KGS HOLDS AN ENTIRELY EXTRA LEVEL OF WISH-FULFILLMENT POTENTIAL THAN YOUR TYPIL PORN PARODY.COURTY OF BRAZZERS.STORM OF KGS IS ATHLY SER. IN THE FIRST EPISO, JOHN DOE PAT A MEMBER OF THE KG’S GUARD. THEN, A JOFEY-SPIRED CHARACTER FORC A SANSA-SPIRED CHARACTER TO WATCH HIM PULATE WH HIS HANDMAINS BEFORE HE KILLS HER ENTIRE FAY ONT OF HER (A NOD TO THE RED WEDDG). SURE, WHILE WATCHG STORM OF KGS, YOU MAY OCSNALLY LGH. IT’S PORN, AFTER ALL. THE DIALOGUE IS SOMETIM STILTED, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF TATTOOS THIS VERSN OF WTEROS. BUT THE PRODUCTN, UNLIKE THE PETN, IS NOT TENTNALLY HUMORO—NOT EVEN WHEN THE JOFEY CHARACTER ANNOUNC, MID-ACT, “THIS IS THE HAND OF THE KG.”“JT BEE ENDS AN ADULT SCENE, I DON’T THK FANS OF ADULT MATERIAL NEED TO BE CHEY AND EDIC, AND THROWN THEIR FACE AN OBV WAY,” OP RYAN RYR, WHO PLAYS THE JOFEY-SPIRED CHARACTER. “IT’S QUE REHG TO SEE SOMETHG DONE A LTLE MORE THENTILLY.”NARDSTE SAYS, “IF YOU’RE LGHG, ’S HARD TO GET TO YOUR BS, WHICH IS THE PURPOSE YOU ARE ON BRAZZERS FOR. IF YOU N TAKE MORE SERLY, YOU N INTIFY WH THE CHARACTERS.” SCE EVERYONE IS HONT ABOUT THE REASON PEOPLE WILL WATCH STORM OF KGS, ALLOW TO SPOIL THE PLOT: JOHN DOE AND THE DAENERYS CHARACTER WD UP LG TOGETHER—AFTER TERURSE, OF URSE—AND THE NASTY JOFEY-QUE KG MEETS A TERRIBLE, DRAGONY FATE. BH ADMS THAT THIS IS VERY MUCH A WISH-FULFILLMENT SCENAR FOR HIM, AS A FAN.“AFTER ABOUT THE SEND SEASON, I WAS ALL, ‘O.K., ’S GOG TO BE DAENERYS ON THE THRONE WH JON SNOW.’ EVERYONE’S BEEN WAG FOR DAENERYS TO ATTACK WTEROS WH HER DRAGONS AND MASSIVE ARMI, BUT, JT NEVER BLOODY HAPPENS,” BH SAYS. “SO THAT’S WHAT I’M HOPG WILL EVENTUALLY HAPPEN: A BATTLE WH DRAGONS AGAST ALL OF THE UTTER WANKERS.”IN THIS POTENTIAL FALE SCENAR FOR THE HBO SERI, WOULD THERE ALSO BE A SEX SCENE BETWEEN DANY AND JON SNOW?MOST POPULARTHE CAST OF OPPENHEIMER AND THE REAL PEOPLE THEY PLAYBY HILLARY BISSOUND OF FREEDOM: THE WILD TE STORY BEHD 2023’S MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILMBY EVE BATEYESTE AND OPPENHEIMER’S REAL RELATNSHIP WAS CORDIAL AND COMPLITEDBY HILLARY BIS“Y,” BH SAYS, WH A LGH. “UNLS TURNS OUT THEY ARE SOMEHOW RELATED. IN WHICH SE MAYBE THEY WILL STILL HAVE A SEX SCENE, BEE ’S GAME OF THRON.”IN THE PORN WORLD, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, AS ACRDG TO BH, S BYLAWS DON’T ALLOW FOR CT OF ANY KD OR VLENCE VOLVED WH SEX, SEX BY ERCN, AND OUTRIGHT VLENT RAPE. GAME OF THRON HAS HAD SCEN VOLVG ALL.“IN THE MASTREAMS, YOU N,” BH SAYS. “BUT IF THERE IS ACTUAL HARD-RE PERATN GOG ON, YOU N’T. . . IT’S A TABOO JOB THAT WE HAVE, BUT YOU STILL DON’T WANT TO BE DISGTG. YOU WANT TO ENTERTA AND HAVE FUN WH .”BH IS BRISH, AND STORM OF KGS WAS SHOT HEREFORD, NEAR WAL. (“THE U.K. HAS BETTER STL THAN WE’D FD AMERI,” NARDSTE SAYS.) MANY OF S ACTORS ARE BRS, CLUDG RYR AND HIS WIFE, JASME JAE, WHO PLAYS ONE OF THOSE HANDMAINS. (THE TWO WERE MARRIED BEFORE THEY BOTH SWCHED REERS TO JO THE ADULT DTRY. “THANK GOD ’S BEEN FE,” RYR SAYS. “WE THOUGHT, WELL WE BETTER BE GOOD AT THIS, OTHERWISE WE’VE MA A HUGE MISTAKE.”)COURTY OF BRAZZERS.THE DAENERYS CHARACTER, HOWEVER, IS FELY NOT BRISH. HER ACCENT, WHETHER THENTIC OR ACQUIRED, IS PURE SOCAL-E. SHE IS ALSO THE ONLY CHARACTER TO HAVE TWO SEX SCEN OVER THE FOUR EPISOS. DO THIS MEAN SOMETHG? IS A CLUE TO BE EXPLORED BY FANS ON MSAGE BOARDS?“THAT WOULD BE AMAZG IF PEOPLE STARTED G UP WH FAN THEORI FOR THE PORNO VERSN OF GAME OF THRON,” SAYS BH. (DICK BH, BY THE WAY, IS HIS REAL NAME: “I WAS BORN RICHARD JAM BH. TEN YEARS AGO, WHEN I FIRST STARTED THIS BS, I THK THAT’S THE ONLY REASON THE PANY HIRED ME.” HE UALLY GO BY RICK.)BEFORE FANS VISE THEORI ABOUT THE ORIG OF THE SURPRISGLY ACCURATE IRON THRONE STORM OF KGS, KNOW THAT IS PLASTIC AND ME OM EBAY. BH EXPLAS THAT HE NSIRED MAKG A THRONE, PERHAPS OUT OF DILDOS, BUT THEN FOUND THE REPLI ONLE.COURTY OF BRAZZERS.“THEY WERE SELLG FOR BIG MONEY,” HE SAYS. “WE ULDN’T AFFORD TO BUY , BUT MY PRODUCER OFFERED SOME SH TO RENT . BUT THEN DIDN’T SELL ON EBAY AND THEY WERE RELUCTANT TO E PICK UP. WE HAD THE OFFICE FOR A MONTH. IT JT SAT THERE. WE TOOK TURNS STG ON THIS THRONE.”AS MUCH AS THE PROJECT AIMS AT THENTICY, ONCE S SCRIPT VEERS TOWARDS THE PRODUCTN’S TE REASON FOR BEG, THE PERFORMERS MAY AS WELL BE BY A POOL THE VALLEY. THE SEX SEQUENC ARE STANDARD DIGAL-AGE PORN, BLOW BY BLOW—MAKG THEM PERHAPS LS PELLG THAN THE SEX THE ACTUAL HBO SHOW, BUT MANY S MORE NSENSUAL. .“YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS CHOICE,” BH EXPLAS. “DO YOU KEEP ON PRENTG THE SEX A WAY THAT ISN’T PORNO, BUT THEN YOU MAY ALIENATE CERTA PEOPLE? OR DO YOU FILM LIKE YOU DO OTHER PORN SCEN? IT’S DIFFICULT. YOU JT HAVE TO WEIGH WHAT’S BT FOR THE FILM.”MOST POPULARTHE CAST OF OPPENHEIMER AND THE REAL PEOPLE THEY PLAYBY HILLARY BISSOUND OF FREEDOM: THE WILD TE STORY BEHD 2023’S MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILMBY EVE BATEYESTE AND OPPENHEIMER’S REAL RELATNSHIP WAS CORDIAL AND COMPLITEDBY HILLARY BISOR RATHER, WHAT’S BT FOR BRAZZERS ERS, WHO ARE UNLIKELY TO CHANGE THEIR TASTE PORNOGRAPHY BETWEEN NOW AND JULY, WHEN THE SE RELEAS S GHOSTBTERS PARODY.GAME OF THRON SEASON 6 PHOTOS1 / 100CHEVRONCHEVRONJANE BORN
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