SNL: Kim Jong Un Lifts North Korea’s Gay Marriage Ban

Contents:

• KIM JONG-UN COM OUT IN SUPPORT OF GAY MARRIAGE: 'I'M NOT A MONSTER'
• SNL: KIM JONG UN LIFTS NORTH KOREA’S GAY MARRIAGE BAN
• KIM JONG-UN SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE: DID SNL STEAL THIS OM THE ONN?
• KIM JONG IL'S THREE SONS: A DOUCHE, A GAY, A "BRILLIANT COMRA"
• GAY LIFE NORTH KOREA
• SONY CUT KIM JONG-UN GAY Y SCENE OM THE INTERVIEW

KIM JONG-UN COM OUT IN SUPPORT OF GAY MARRIAGE: 'I'M NOT A MONSTER'

Supreme Court heard arguments Tuday on the nstutnaly of banng same-sex marriage, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un told reporters that, nsirg he’s not a pletely awful human beg, he unequivolly believ that gay people should be able to marry.

“Of urse I believe gay and lbian upl should be treated equally unr the law, for God’s sake; I’m not a monster, ” the spotic lear said, addg that the ia of tryg to stop a lovg uple om legally marryg one another is not only wrong om a moral and ethil standpot but also vlat the Fourteenth Amendment.

SNL: KIM JONG UN LIFTS NORTH KOREA’S GAY MARRIAGE BAN

SNL: Kim Jong Un Lifts North Koreas Gay Marriage BanNBCTurns out the U. North Korean lear "Kim Jong Un" announced on "Saturday Night Live" that he's liftg the gay marriage ban his untry -- bee his (executed) nephew was gay.

Mostly bee of the experienc of a nephew that happens to be gay.

KIM JONG-UN SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE: DID SNL STEAL THIS OM THE ONN?

"The nephew was executed, Kim said, "but not bee he was gay" -- rather, was bee of the weekly book group he had been hostg at his sisted he has "no personal stake" the issue whatsoever, bee he's "as heterosexual as a person n be. Atheist ics have often pared the isolated, myth-stctured society of North Korea to the fundamentalist world of Amerin evangelils, who oppose gay marriage.

But the prize for liverg this top-shelf social crique do not go to the wrers of Saturday Night Live; go to the wrers of The Onn, who dropped this gay-Jong-bomb on almost two weeks before the SNL sk. Characteristilly, The Onn was able to sum up the entirety of the premise and punchle a sgle headle: "Kim Jong-Un Com Out In Support Of Gay Marriage: 'I'm Not A Monster.

KIM JONG IL'S THREE SONS: A DOUCHE, A GAY, A "BRILLIANT COMRA"

Explag the new pro-gay policy, Moynihan's Kim Jong-Un says, "Lately, my thkg on this issue has evolved, " mirrorg Obama's refully selected words on the road toward his own marriage equaly announcement. The reason for his shift policy, Jong-Un explas, was "a nephew who happens to be gay" -- a motivatn siar to the sad (yet legimate) explanatn that policians Rob Portman and Dick Cheney had for endorsg same-sex marriage.

GAY LIFE NORTH KOREA

Wh opponents of gay marriage droppg like the ignorant fli that they are the U. S., won't be long before makg fun of the homophobic will be as els as makg fun of women's sufage opponents.

SONY CUT KIM JONG-UN GAY Y SCENE OM THE INTERVIEW

Kim Jong Chol - The GayIn school, he wrote a poem:"My Ial World.

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