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Contents:

• ‘SNOOKI & JWOWW’ REP: THREE GAY JOEYS AND A FAKE BABY
• JERSEY SHORE FAY VATN REP: THE WORLD’S FIRST GAY GUIDO
• THE JERSEY SHORE IS ABOUT TO
• 'JERSEY SHORE' PORN SPOOF -- MAN, IT'S GAY

‘SNOOKI & JWOWW’ REP: THREE GAY JOEYS AND A FAKE BABY

This MTV realy star says that "'s not gay if someone else is dog the suckg. "Which Jersey Shore star is fond of sayg, 'It is not gay if someone else is dog the suckg, ' whenever he is qutned about some of the people he has gone out wh. Jt like gay men and lbians, their culture operat outsi of the mastream.

Seasi Heights is no different om Fire Island's all-gay P neighborhood, except the boys Seasi are on the prowl for sual sex wh ladi stead of other mcle-bound hunks.

JERSEY SHORE FAY VATN REP: THE WORLD’S FIRST GAY GUIDO

Jt thk about , the guido liftyle and appearance sets them apart om the Gap-wearg, mi-van-drivg, suburb-dwellg majory of Amerins, a good portn of which thks they are filthy and, Jersey Shore is queer, even though no one the st engag homosexual acts—at least on mera. But there is still somethg gay about them.

But there is somethg that the article only touch on that mak the st of Jersey Shore gay: 's their look.

Sometim 's hard to tell if you're watchg Jersey Shore or walkg up Eighth Avenue gay old Chelsea the ''s not like guidos grew up lookg at gay dus on their way to take ecstasy and grd wh their shirts off at The Roxy and cid they wanted to be jt like them (though we'd bet DJ Plie D has popped a pill and doffed his shirt on the dance floor more than once). But as often happens wh gay culture, trickled down and was changed and diluted on the way to the outer boroughs and our great neighbor to the south. Y, the Ed Hardy is their own addn (there are some thgs that gay men would never allow) but the rt has been -opted om the men-who-love-men that me before, we don't thk The Suatn, Ronnie, or Vny suck dick, but there uldn't be a more appropriate set of verboys for the state of queer Ameri and the power of gay culture.

THE JERSEY SHORE IS ABOUT TO

And we have a feelg they won't md the attentn, homo or otherwise.

‘Snooki & JWoww’ Rep: Three Gay Joeys and a Fake Baby. And, most importantly, I’m not the only one who had that same amazg feelg when we saw Gay Joey throw up to the uch chns last night, right? Dpe the fact that they are chaed to cyb offsprg for the foreeable future, the girls ve over the three Gay Joeys for Gay Joey-palooza.

“Oh my God, do I have to brg this thg to the gay bar? “There’s nothg better than hangg out wh your gay iends at a gay bar wh a fake baby, ” JWoww nfirms. If Jersey Shore‘s only legacy is readyg the world for a 20-year-old gay male Snooki to get his own spoff, they should nsir the whole experiment a succs.

'JERSEY SHORE' PORN SPOOF -- MAN, IT'S GAY

Three Gay Joeys & a Baby is clearly the real Lorenzo. Wele Joey, who is certified as the world’s very first gay guido. A Gaydo?

Homo He Wrecked Us? It uld also mean a gay guido general.

The gay guido is very tertg bee he is a man a very macho culture, but also a man who subverts the very sence of GTL by seemgly dog none of the thgs to preen for women. Joey is always gog to be an outsir om this group but also om gay people. Bee he wears the cloth of a guido (note how he sleeps Nike shorts and an oversized T-shirt jt like the other guidos) he will never be part of the monolhic cis gay male culture but bee he is gay he will also never be fully doctrated to the guido hierarchy.