Gaypotato Stori - Wattpad

Contents:

• GAY POTATO
• GAY POTATO!!!
• HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
• THE TEENS CRAFTED A RABOW FLAG OUT OF POTATO TO SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
• GAYPOTATO STORI
• HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
• THE TEENS CRAFTED A RABOW FLAG OUT OF POTATO TO SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE
• GAYPOTATO STORI
• EPISO 22 - SOME REALLY GAY POTATO

GAY POTATO

”That’s right, folks: Gay potato. This velopment set off a new wave of genr panic among the right-wg mentariat, self-appoted guardians of sexual standards and genr inty, though some tried to ver their agatn wh sophomoric humor.

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GAY POTATO!!!

The New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or article is om the archive of our partner New York Tim wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or straight. Apparently, a "gay" food isn't jt a potato that seeks marriage equaly, remds you was born this way, or owns a summer share on Fire Island. Acrdg to Doonan, his new (satiril) book Gay Men Don't Get Fat and his terview wh The Tim today, gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed--food that you'd fd where health and athetics tersect (and that's very different than what Doonan labels "lbian food"--"Organic olive oil, thick porridge, heapg helpgs of wheat germ, " and s ilk).

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" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 6 is "exclively homosexual" What We Say: That sort of mak sense.

HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?

You'd only eat this food a rtrant servg an assortment Doonan's other gay foods, whether 's an appetizer at an Italian rtrant or a ma at a Japane rtrant--the place probably serv lighter, stylized fare on stunng, perhaps over-worked plat. The Outlier: Spicy Mayo Anythg Rolls; Supermarket Shi; Any roll wh more than three gredients or one ied object What is: Marons What Doonan Says: "The maron craze is the ne pl ultra of gay foorie. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 5 is "predomantly homosexual, only cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Though they look like lorful cheeburgers, y, all tak is an "cintal" n- wh Cool Whip to that gay credibily.

THE TEENS CRAFTED A RABOW FLAG OUT OF POTATO TO SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 4 is "predomantly homosexual, but more than cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Clearly this isn't the first pairg between the black bean soup and the sour-cream pairg. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 3 is "equally heterosexual and homosexual" or more simply, bisexual. What We Say: Dpe s fat ntent, Doonan mentns that Caar salad and certa pi may tilt more gay than you'd thk.

GAYPOTATO STORI

There are novelty mach ma pecially for pani-makg and grillg and certaly has more flair than a ham and chee on wheat bread--Doonan refers to wheat bread as "ferocly lbian and wildly heterosexual"--but all the hidn meats and chee certaly make this food an equal straddler of gay-straight le.

" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 2 is "predomantly heterosexual, but more than cintally homosexual" What We Say: The Tim wrer nces that although the meatloaf is unrelentgly heterosexual, non-potato-based sis like a salad substute n go a long way temperg the Burt Reynolds-ns of this dish. ’" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 1 is "predomantly heterosexual, only cintally homosexual" What We Say: Doonan explas that baked chips are herently gay...

HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?

" What We Say: Burros are the clearly the hate crime of the gay food world and brg together Doonan's unholy try of meat, chee, and avodo (along wh that dodge-worthy sour cream). This velopment set off a new wave of genr panic among the right-wg mentariat, self-appoted guardians of sexual standards and genr inty, though some tried to ver their agatn wh sophomoric panic has been scribed by the soclogist Kristen Schilt of the Universy of Chigo as a ep, cultural fear that is flamed when the “naturalns” of a male-female genr bary is challenged. In a 1985 terview wh Melody Maker, mician Neil Young said of AIDS and gay men, “It is sry.

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THE TEENS CRAFTED A RABOW FLAG OUT OF POTATO TO SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE

About 10 years ago, Philip was a short-lived Byrds-like untry band lled the Gay Potato.

Addn to jt playg mic, there will also be a Gay Potato -namg ceremony, to rid the world of the worst band name ever ncted.

GAYPOTATO STORI

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EPISO 22 - SOME REALLY GAY POTATO

3 tbsp (45mL) GAY LEA - Salted Butter, melted.