I'm Not Gay, Parody Song Lyrics of Right Said Fred, "You're My Mate"

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• SONG PARODI -> "I'M NOT GAY"
• WHAT GAY DANCE ANTHEM DID TAYLOR SWIFT SAMPLE ON "LOOK WHAT YOU MA ME DO"?YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.BY DAN AVERYAUGT 25, 2017/7:23 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}BY DAN AVERYAUGT 25, 2017 / 7:23 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"WHAT GAY DANCE ANTHEM DID TAYLOR SWIFT SAMPLE ON \"LOOK WHAT YOU MA ME DO\"?","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-08-25T11:23:04.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-08-25T11:23:04.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FANS OF TAYLOR SWIFT HAVE LIKELY LLED SICK TODAY TO DIGT "LOOK WHAT YOU MA ME DO," THE NEW SGLE OFF HER UPG SIXTH ALBUM, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE SONG IS A CLAP-BACK TO ANY NUMBER OF DIRTY DOGS WHO'VE DONE T-SWIFT WRONG—EX-BOYIENDS, FELLOW POP STARS, CERTA RAP INS—AND LETS KNOW TAYLOR'S NOT TAKG ANYONE' ISH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"I'M SORRY, THE OLD TAYLOR N'T E TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW," SHE CLAR. "WHY? OH, BEE SHE'S AD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT LISTENERS WH A KNOWLEDGE OF 90S DANCE MIC WILL REGNIZE THE BASS LE OM ONE OF THE GREAT GAY ONE-H WONRS OF THAT : RIGHT SAID FRED’S "I’M TOO SEXY."TOBI CORNEY/PHOTOSHOT/GETTY IMAGPORTRA OF UK BAND RIGHT SAID FRED (RICHARD FAIRBRASS, FRED FAIRBRASS AND ROB MANZOLI) PHOTOGRAPHED THE EARLY 1990'S (PHOTO BY TOBI CORNEY/PHOTOSHOT/GETTY IMAG){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LISTEN TO THE TWO SONGS SI-BY-SI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WELL, TAYLOR CERTALY KNOWS HOW TO DO A LTLE TURN ON THE TWALK. AND SHE GAVE THE GUYS THEIR DUE—RSF'S FRED AND RICHARD FAIRBRASS AND ROB MANZOLI ARE GIVEN SONGWRG CREDS ON THE TRACK, ALONGSI SWIFT AND JACK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}RICHARD FAIRBRASS ME OUT AS BISEXUAL FAIRLY EARLY ON HIS REER, THOUGH BROTHER FRED ADMS THE DUO'S FLAMBOYANT APPROACH TURNED OFF SOME LABELS AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"TO BE HONT, WE DIDN’T DO OURSELV ANY FAVORS TAKG OUR TOPS OFF THE FIRST VIO—EVERYONE THOUGHT WE WERE A UPLE OF GYM QUEENS. NOWADAYS I DON’T THK YOU REALLY GET THAT REACTN, BUT AT THE TIME WE DIDN’T THK THROUGH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• TATCHELL AND RIGHT SAID FRED STAR BATTERED BY ANTI-GAY THUGS MOSW

SONG PARODI -> "I'M NOT GAY"

There was loads and loads of homophobia Sat Lucia at the time, so we cid to leave.

'Cse I'm not gay and I have never beenNo I'm not gay and I have never beenAnd though I tapped my foot the room for menI'm not gay and I have never beenAnd I'm not gay and I have never beenNo I'm not gay and I have never beenAnd thought I tapped my feet the room for menI'm not gay and I have never beenI'll tell you what I thk, that p is a jerkHe told a great big lie and now I'm out of workHe gave you a ticket once, didn't he, man? Let's meet Conurse C, I'll be wearg whe VansI'm not gay and I have never beenNo I'm not gay and I have never beenAnd though I tap my foot rooms for menI'm not gay and I have never been.

"But listeners wh a knowledge of 90s dance mic will regnize the bass le om one of the great gay one-h wonrs of that : Right Said Fred’s "I’m Too Sexy.

WHAT GAY DANCE ANTHEM DID TAYLOR SWIFT SAMPLE ON "LOOK WHAT YOU MA ME DO"?YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.BY DAN AVERYAUGT 25, 2017/7:23 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}BY DAN AVERYAUGT 25, 2017 / 7:23 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"WHAT GAY DANCE ANTHEM DID TAYLOR SWIFT SAMPLE ON \"LOOK WHAT YOU MA ME DO\"?","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2017-08-25T11:23:04.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2017-08-25T11:23:04.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FANS OF TAYLOR SWIFT HAVE LIKELY LLED SICK TODAY TO DIGT "LOOK WHAT YOU MA ME DO," THE NEW SGLE OFF HER UPG SIXTH ALBUM, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE SONG IS A CLAP-BACK TO ANY NUMBER OF DIRTY DOGS WHO'VE DONE T-SWIFT WRONG—EX-BOYIENDS, FELLOW POP STARS, CERTA RAP INS—AND LETS KNOW TAYLOR'S NOT TAKG ANYONE' ISH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"I'M SORRY, THE OLD TAYLOR N'T E TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW," SHE CLAR. "WHY? OH, BEE SHE'S AD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT LISTENERS WH A KNOWLEDGE OF 90S DANCE MIC WILL REGNIZE THE BASS LE OM ONE OF THE GREAT GAY ONE-H WONRS OF THAT : RIGHT SAID FRED’S "I’M TOO SEXY."TOBI CORNEY/PHOTOSHOT/GETTY IMAGPORTRA OF UK BAND RIGHT SAID FRED (RICHARD FAIRBRASS, FRED FAIRBRASS AND ROB MANZOLI) PHOTOGRAPHED THE EARLY 1990'S (PHOTO BY TOBI CORNEY/PHOTOSHOT/GETTY IMAG){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LISTEN TO THE TWO SONGS SI-BY-SI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WELL, TAYLOR CERTALY KNOWS HOW TO DO A LTLE TURN ON THE TWALK. AND SHE GAVE THE GUYS THEIR DUE—RSF'S FRED AND RICHARD FAIRBRASS AND ROB MANZOLI ARE GIVEN SONGWRG CREDS ON THE TRACK, ALONGSI SWIFT AND JACK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}RICHARD FAIRBRASS ME OUT AS BISEXUAL FAIRLY EARLY ON HIS REER, THOUGH BROTHER FRED ADMS THE DUO'S FLAMBOYANT APPROACH TURNED OFF SOME LABELS AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"TO BE HONT, WE DIDN’T DO OURSELV ANY FAVORS TAKG OUR TOPS OFF THE FIRST VIO—EVERYONE THOUGHT WE WERE A UPLE OF GYM QUEENS. NOWADAYS I DON’T THK YOU REALLY GET THAT REACTN, BUT AT THE TIME WE DIDN’T THK THROUGH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Richard also branched out to TV prentg, ontg the UK show Gaytime TV for four years the late 1990’s wh edian Rhona Cameron. Police stood and watched as two Brish gay rights mpaigners were kicked and punched by neo-Nazis at a monstratn polician Peter Tatchell and pop sger Richard Fairbrass had travelled to the cy to jo a prott mandg the right to hold a Gay Pri para there. Mr Fairbrass, 53, the Right Said Fred sger, was beg terviewed on TV durg the Mosw march when an anti-gay activist, drsed all black, surged forward and began rag blows on his head and punched him full the face.

As many as 30 other gay rights protters were also taed at the Mosw march.

They clud two European parliamentarians tryg to prent a petn askg Mayor Yuri Luzhkov - who has lled gay march Satanic acts - to lift a ban on the para. Natnalists and extreme Rsian Orthodox anti-gay protters held ins and nounced homosexualy as "evil". Others wore surgeon's masks, which they said would protect them om the "gay disease" crimalised homosexualy 1993 but tolerance is not wispread.

TATCHELL AND RIGHT SAID FRED STAR BATTERED BY ANTI-GAY THUGS MOSW

"Homosexualy is Satanic.

"Mr Tatchell, once a Labour parliamentary ndidate, revealed last September that he received 20 ath threats the street, on the telephone or by e-mail after clarg war on reggae micians who advote the killg of homosexuals. Even at 12, I’m pretty sure I had some ia that “I’m Too Sexy” had somethg to do wh gayns. The early ‘90s were a wildly, rabidly homophobic time the Uned Stat, but the pop charts, which were jt gettg a big fn of hoe-mic energy, were about as gay as they’d ever been.

Richard Fairbrass, meanwhile, started hostg the BBC seri Gaytime TV 1996. Gay Tim, Q Magaze, Gig-wise, and Shortlist were amongst those who chatted to the boys 2016 about the anniversary, and people were surprised by the boy’s mil pedigree. Look at them a different way and they are a perfectly packaged parody, sans motach, of the macho homosexual.