Kev Maxen Be First Gay Male NFL Coach - Metro Weekly

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• SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY! NICKELOON (FALLY) CONFIRMS HIS LGBTQ STAT FOR PRI
• SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY? NICKELOON JT RERCED THAT THEORY
• KEV MAXEN BE FIRST GAY MALE NFL COACH
• SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY! NICKELOON (FALLY) CONFIRMS HIS LGBTQ STAT FOR PRI
• NICKELOON'S 25 GREAT GAY INS OM THE '{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY LOUIS VIRTELJULY 1, 2013/10:51 AMBY LOUIS VIRTELJULY 1, 2013 / 10:51 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"NICKELOON'S 25 GREAT GAY INS OM THE '90S","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-07-01T14:51:21.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-07-01T14:51:21.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"LOUIS VIRTEL","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF YOU WERE GAY AND A KID THE '90S, YOU WERE LUCKY TO HAVE NICKELOON ON THE TUBE. NOT ONLY DID THE CLASSIC KIDS WORK DISH OUT QUIRKY SHOWS THAT HOLD UP WELL (PARTICULARLY THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & PETE), BUT GAVE YOU BIZARRE, UNNVENTNAL, ONE-OF-A-KD CHARACTERS WHO ULD BE YOUR IENDS, NO MATTER HOW RIDICULO OR RTOONISH THEY WERE. SOMETIM, NICK'S CHARACTERS WERE SEEMGLY TAILOR-MA FOR GAY DIENCE ACCEPTANCE, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ASSEMBLED HERE TODAY THIS BLSED PRI MONTH: TO REMEMBER 25 OF NICKELOON'S '90S HERO ( THE PRE-SPONGEBOB ERA) WHO GUID THROUGH CHILDHOOD LIKE KIRK FOGG HERG PURPLE PARROTS PAST TEMPLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}25. PETUNIA, THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SURE, SHE WAS JT A TATTOO, BUT SHE WIGGLED! SNDALOLY! GEOLY! DISTANTLY. LTLE PETE'S MERMAID TATTOO WAS THE SLACKER '90S KID TAKE ON VERONI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}24. HELGA PATAKI, HEY ARNOLD!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HELGA'S THREATENG STATURE AND GRATG WHE WERE JT PART OF HER APPEAL. ARNOLD'S VIKG GAL PAL WAS REHGLY CYNIL AND WTY A RTOON WORLD DOMATED BY A STRANGE MULTICULTURAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}23. SARDO, ARE YOU AAID OF THE DARK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ACCENT ON THE D'OH! SARDO (NO MR.) WAS A PUZZLG MX WH '90S MAGICIAN HAIR WHO DIDN'T TERRIFY YOU SO MUCH AS WOW YOU WH DNER THEATER GRANUR. WHICH IS ALSO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}22. BRAD TAYLOR, HEY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF THERE'S ONE THG I LOVE, 'S A HUMORLS BET. BRAD WAS AN UNSG, NO-NONSENSE, BLUE-BALLG RANCH HAND WHO SENTIALLY ED TED'S (DAVID LASCHER <3 ) LIFE EVERY WEEK. HER STARE? WAS KILLER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}21. SRCHIA, NICK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EVEN HOST PHIL MOORE HAD TO TREMBLE AT THE SE OF THIS VIRTUAL VILLA. SRCHIA WAS A LERALLY FLAMG FEMME FATALE WHO WAED TO STROY NTTANTS THE BON ROUND OF THIS SUPER NTENDO-CENTRIC GAME SHOW. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}20. THE GROMBLE, AAAHH!!! REAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GROMBLE BARELY EDGED OUT HIS STAR OBLA (VOICED BY THE FAB CHRISTE CAVANGH) TO MAKE THIS LIST. HIS NEFAR, JAFAR-QUE VOICE WAS GAY AND LIC ENOUGH, BUT WHAT REALLY SETS HIM APART OM THE PACK IS THE FACT THAT HE WORE FOUR RED PUMPS. HE HAD A SORT OF TY TIM-MEETS-DR. FRANKENFURTER LOOK AND VIBE THAT I {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}19. SIE CARMICHAEL, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SIE CARMICHAEL SHOOK UP ANGELI PICKL' WORLD WHEN SHE SCEND UPON TOWN. FIRST OF ALL, HER MOTHER WAS NAMED LUCY CARMICHAEL, WHICH IS A CLEAR SHOUT-OUT TO THE LUCY SHOW, AND THAT'S AWOME. SENDLY, SHE WAS CUTE AS A BUTTON, VOICED BY A DIFFERENT WORLD'S CREE SUMMER, AND UNFAZED BY B.S. WE NEED MORE OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}18. SPONGE, SALUTE YOUR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BRAY LONER TYPE ON SALUTE YOUR SHORTS, SPONGE WAS THE PRETEEN NICK EQUIVALENT OF BILLY OM MIGHTY MORPH' POWER RANGERS. HE WAS SMART, SENSIVE, AND ARGUABLY THE NSCIENCE OF THE SHOW. FUN FACT: TIMOTHER EYSTER, THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SPONGE IS BISEXUAL (AND NOW GO BY TREVOR EYSTER). AND DAVID YOST, WHO PLAYED BILLY, IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}17. MONI, THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BRILLIANTLY BIZARRE ADVENTUR OF PETE & PETE GAVE TONS OF WEIRD CHARACTERS, BUT THE MOST SPIRG OF S DISTAFF ST WAS MONI, THE WI-EYED KREB SUT WHO OCSNALLY PULLED ON HER BRAIDS TO STAY AWAKE. SHE WAS THE VERY PICTURE OF STRANGENS AND TOMBOYDOM, AND THEREFORE A NECSARY (IF UNTILIZED) PART OF THE PETE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}16. DA, SALUTE YOUR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DA WAS THE PRETEEN NICK EQUIVALENT OF HILARY OM THE FRH PRCE OF BEL-AIR: SPOILED, SALTY, AND DISMISSIVE. DURG THE FAMO RAD NTT EPISO, SHE PROVIS A KEY TRIVIA FACT -- GEE MICHAEL'S REAL NAME! -- SO THE BOYS N LLECT THEIR PRIZE. FABULO, POP CULTURE-SAVVY, AND FASHNABLE? A TE MP {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}15. POWRED TOAST MAN, REN & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE WAS A BRAWNY SUPERHERO. HIS MCL BULGED. AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE REICHEN LEHMKUHL. THANK YOU, REN & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}14. CHARLOTTE PICKL, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALANIS MORISSETTE HAS A SONG LLED "ONE" WHERE SHE SCRIB "A SEXY TREADL PALIST," AND THAT'S EXACTLY THE ARCHETYPE CHARLOTTE PICKL EMBODIED. AS ANGELI'S ALPHA CEO MOTHER, DREW'S DOMEERG WIFE, AND JONATHAN'S FEARSOME QUEEN, CHARLOTTE WAS THE KID VERSN OF FAYE DUNAWAY NETWORK. Y. I WANT THAT REPORT NOW, JONATHAN! (AND PRAISE BE TO TRS MACNEILLE, THE LEGENDARY VOICE ACTRS WHO GAVE CHARLOTTE HER BOARDROOM BRAVADO.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}13. ALLEN STRANGE, THE JOURNEY OF ALLEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A SLIGHTLY EFFETE ALIEN WHO HAS TO E TRICKERY AND GUILE TO FEEL LIKE A PART OF THE HUMAN RACE? I CERTALY N'T THK OF ANY GAY PARALLELS HERE. PROPS MT BE PAID TO THE CURRENT STAR OF TNT'S PERCEPTN, ARJAY SMH, WHO EFFECTIVELY PLAYED ALLEN AS BOTH NAIVE AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}12. ARTIE, THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN SOME WAYS ARTIE WAS A TYPIL SUPERHERO: HE WORE A STUME, MA PROCLAMATNS, AND OFTEN SAVED THE DAY. BUT THE MYSTER AND CRAZY HUMANY BEHD ARTIE'S UBERMENSCH ACT WAS BOTH FUNNY AND A B HEARTBREAKG. GET DOWN OM THAT GOAL POST, WEIRDO!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}11. JUDY FUNNIE, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NEVER FET WHEN JUDY FUNNIE, THE ONLY KICKASS MEMBER OF THE FUNNIE FAY, FORCED HER PARENTS TO PULL OVER DURG A VATN SO SHE ULD N AROUND BLHE FIELD, WHERE ONE OF HER FAVORE POETS ONCE MED. OH, HER BEATNIK MELODRAMA. HER  BOURGEOIS AGE OF THE WORD "BOURGEOIS." HER SUNGLASS. HER TOTAL SELF-ABSORPTN. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}10. AMANDA BYN, ALL THAT AND THE AMANDA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT'S EASY TO GLORIFY AMANDA BYN' CHILD STAR DAYS NOW THAT SHE'S A BEWIGGED TWTER MENACE, BUT HER CHARACTERS ON ALL THAT WERE BAWDY AND VLENT A RUTH BUZZI WAY: SHE WAS MANIAL AS THE ADVICE-SCREAMG TYKE "ASK ASHLEY" AND ZANY AS HELL AS THE SELF-FLAGELLATG LIVER LOVER MEAGAN MARPL. FOR KIDS WHO WEREN'T QUE READY TO TAP TO MOLLY SHANNON'S BRAND OF SLAPSTICK MOUTH-BREATHER CHARACTER, AMANDA BYN WAS A PROPER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}9. MOIRA QUIRK, GLOBAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A WOMAN WH A WHISTLE, AN ACCENT, AND A CHARMG ABILY TO READ SR, MOIRA QUIRK WAS THE REASON TO WATCH NICK'S GUTS.  THE WORDS "AGGRO CRAG" ONLY SOUND RIGHT G OM HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}8. SHELBY WOO, THE MYSTERY FIL OF SHELBY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS MEDDLG TERN WH THE COA BEACH TECTIVE AGENCY ULDN'T RIST A GOOD PER -- AND AS A RULT, SHE WAS OUR MORE SOPHISTITED HARRIET THE SPY WHOSE EVERY SE WAS A FUN WHODUN. IT WAS HARD TO E BY YOUNG CHARACTERS ON TV (PECIALLY GIRLS) WHO WERE SMART AND SELF-VOLVED, BUT SHELBY WAS A STRAIGHT-TALKG VERONI MARS FOR THE SNICK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}7. DANIELLE ATRON, THE SECRET WORLD OF ALEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EVIL, EVIL, EVIL. DANIELLE ATRON WANTED TO TRACK DOWN BORG-ASS ALEX MACK LIKE A DIRTY P AND KEEP THE SECRETS OF THE MYSTER CHEMIL GC-161 TO HERSELF. IT SEEMS OBV, BUT HAS TO BE SAID: SHE WAS THE NICKELOON TAKE ON SIGOURNEY WEAVER WORKG GIRL, DOWN TO HER CIDLY SISTER BLAZERS. GAY CHILDREN LOVE DIABOLIL LADI! PARTICULARLY ON WHO DWELL DIMLY L {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}6. ELIZA THORNBERRY, THE WILD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE WILD THORNBERRYS, A RTOON ABOUT AN ANIMAL-WHISPERG GIRL AI NAMED ELIZA WHOSE PARENTS SHOT NATURE DOCUMENTARI, ME ABOUT THE AGE OF TOMB RAIR. THAT SHAP MY PERCEPTN OF ELIZA, SCE SHE ENGAGED WH MOUNTA LNS AND WILD AP WH THE NFINCE (BUT NOT THE ARTILLERY) OF LARA CROFT. YOU HAVE TO LOVE THAT SHE WAS VOICED BY LACEY CHABERT, WHO PLAYED ONLY THE FT MEAN GIRLS CHARACTER, GRETCHEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}5. LORI BETH DENBERG, ALL THAT AND FIGURE IT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LORI BETH DENBERG WAS A GIFTED JOKE-TELLER (VAL INFORMATON, ANYBODY?), WILD SKETCH ACTRS, AND EVEN A KICKASS GAME SHOW PANELIST IF YOU REMEMBER HER ARLENE FRANCIS-LIKE WORK ON FIGURE IT OUT. HER PRRY WAS ALWAYS GETTG THE LGH, BUT SHE EXHIBED A REAL TELLIGENCE THAT (I'M HOPG) WAS THE ENVY OF ALL HER FELLOW ST {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}4. MERV, WELE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MERV. MERV IS HIS NAME. BEE "GRIFF" WOULD'VE BEEN TOO SUBTLE. THIS GREGAR, FUNNY CHAP ON NICKELOON'S MOST UNR-DISCSED FORAY TO HIGH SCHOOL HIJKS (THE SHOW SHIFTED OM SKETCH EDY TO REGULAR STORYL MIDWAY THROUGH S N), MERV WAS A DRAMATIC, READABLY QUEER KID WHO MA GAY KIDS FEEL LIKE PEOPLE, AND HE LOVED FILMMAKG (REMEMBER MERV-U-MENTARI?). LET VENERATE THIS IN BY DRAWG HEARTS ON HIS LOCKER!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}3. BEBE BLUFF, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}Y, OH Y. BEBE WAS THE PRI OF DOUG FUNNIE'S OTHERWISE HUMDM WORLD, A PURPLE ROSE OF RAGE AND RICH. HELL, THE TOWN WAS NAMED FOR HER FAY. HELL, SHE IS THE LISA TURTLE OF THIS SHOW. FASHNABLE, SWANKY, ADPAN, AND WILLG TO ROLL HER EY AT ANYTHG. ON THE ABC VERSN OF DOUG, HER HIGH SCHOOL WAS SHAPED LIKE HER FACE. THAT IS CLEOPATRA-LEVEL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}2. CLARISSA DARLG, CLARISSA EXPLAS IT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CLARISSA IS A GAY IN FOR ONE UNAVOIDABLE REASON: SHE VENTED HER OWN WORLD AND LIVED . WHAT GAY KID N'T RELATE TO THAT? SHE LOVED PUTERS, TALKG OUT HER DAY'S ISSU, AND LLECTG KOOKY STUFF LIKE PET ALLIGATORS AND HUBPS. FOR A KID, SHE WAS MIGHTILY SELF-POSSSED. AND YOU HAD TO LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HER THEME SONG. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE HUMMG . RIGHT NOW. NUH-NUH-NA-NA-NA-NA!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}1. ANGELI PICKL, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEROC, FUNNY, UNRTRAED, DOMANT, AND THREE YEARS OLD. ANGELI WAS THE DOYENNE OF THE PLAYPEN, A TOTAL BRAT WHO LERALLY RECEIVED AL HER CHRISTMAS STOCKG ONE YEAR. SHE WAS BOTH A NEMIS AND AN OLD SOFTIE, AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE MY GAY INS. AS THE LUCY VAN PELT OF NICKELOON, SHE REMAS THE WORK'S FG (AND MOST HILAR) SUPERSTAR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• NICKELOON JT ANNOUNCED THAT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY! NICKELOON (FALLY) CONFIRMS HIS LGBTQ STAT FOR PRI

Given the fandom’s long-held belief that SpongeBob intified as gay, ’s the least Nickeloon uld do for this beloved kids show, and social media reactns did not disappot. Fans quickly reacted sharg stills om the show and celebratg SpongeBob’s om SheKnowsGrey's Anatomy Fan-Favore Chyler Leigh Com Out Heartfelt LetterCoolhs Founr Natasha Case Spills Her Kid-Snack Hack & It Involv Eel, Not Ice CreamThe Trans Moms Hate Mother's Day -- Here's WhyNot surprised about #SpongebobIsGay sce has always kda jt been the way I have seen SB, but that do not stop me om beg DELIRIOUSLY happy about SB reprentg lgbtq+ culture ❤️?️‍?— ℍ???? ???? (@EmmaHso) June 14, 2020Other fans of the show have taken issue wh this, however, potg out that SpongeBob creator Stephen Hillenburg had intified the character as asexual years ago.

Further, sce SpongeBob is not explicly lled gay, fans are left wonrg whether the tweet was fact a misguid alln to his asexualy, which is not referenced the LGBTQ Nickeloon would undoubtedly have ma a stronger statement by, well, makg an actual statement, this is still a big step forward for reprentatn kids’ TV, which has long led LGBTQ characters and relatnships too “adult” for s ntent, spe their fort cludg adult heterosexual relatnships. 5% feel unsafe at kids had jt as many beloved gay rtoon characters as those they assume to be straight, how many LGBTQ kids might feel better accepted and unrstood? #SpongeBobIsGay started trendg as many cid the tweet was nfirmatn of the character’s sexualy.

Due part to his close relatnship wh bt iend Patrick Star, the ter had long ago cid that SpongeBob was ed gay. “We never tend them to be gay.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY? NICKELOON JT RERCED THAT THEORY

The claim: Nickeloon ran BLM, gay rights ads durg toddler shows.

A Massachetts man claimed this on Facebook  June: "In one hour, Nickeloon had 6 mercials for black liv matter and 6 more for gay rights! Claim: Nickeloon will air a TV show that portrays homosexualy a posive light. Cable channel Nickeloon plans to air a show promotg homosexualy to ltle children.

Please vis and read how 'Nick News, ' the channel's Sunday eveng 'news magaze' geared to kids age 8-13, will clu discsn of homosexual fai, 'anti-discrimatn' laws and a discsn wh 'homosexual' middle school children.

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Then email everyone you know to warn them of this pro-homosexual program targetg our children and grandchildren. Origs: In early May 2002 cements to sign a petn opposg a proposed gaycentric segment of Nick News began to perlate through the onle muny. The segment is a realy and is beg planned as a news special scribed as "engag[g] children a discsn over gay parentg and discrimatn agast homosexuals.

To the Tradnal Valu Coaln, the group phg the petn drive, the foc of the segment amounts to an airg of "the homosexual. How one views this topic and the uproar over will pend great part upon that person's personal views about homosexualy, as tempered by his or her asssment of the imprsnabily of children. The petns tend to dm support for the anti-gay si are often flammatory, however, so those leang towards that view will have to do a b of judic filterg prr to givg this a real thk-over.

Other versns we've seen claim gays "are aggrsively targetg children for homosexual recment! " and the proposed show "will promote homosexual sodomy. " Nickeloon spokman David Btler said the show is not about sexualy, but do offer a chance for children to talk about different fay stctur, cludg gay and straight parentg.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY! NICKELOON (FALLY) CONFIRMS HIS LGBTQ STAT FOR PRI

Appearg segments of the program wh children will be Rosie O'Donnell, the popular talk show host (and adoptive mother of three), as well as a New York Cy firefighter and a Mnota school prcipal, all of whom are gay.

NICKELOON'S 25 GREAT GAY INS OM THE '{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY LOUIS VIRTELJULY 1, 2013/10:51 AMBY LOUIS VIRTELJULY 1, 2013 / 10:51 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"NICKELOON'S 25 GREAT GAY INS OM THE '90S","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-07-01T14:51:21.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-07-01T14:51:21.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"LOUIS VIRTEL","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF YOU WERE GAY AND A KID THE '90S, YOU WERE LUCKY TO HAVE NICKELOON ON THE TUBE. NOT ONLY DID THE CLASSIC KIDS WORK DISH OUT QUIRKY SHOWS THAT HOLD UP WELL (PARTICULARLY THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & PETE), BUT GAVE YOU BIZARRE, UNNVENTNAL, ONE-OF-A-KD CHARACTERS WHO ULD BE YOUR IENDS, NO MATTER HOW RIDICULO OR RTOONISH THEY WERE. SOMETIM, NICK'S CHARACTERS WERE SEEMGLY TAILOR-MA FOR GAY DIENCE ACCEPTANCE, AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ASSEMBLED HERE TODAY THIS BLSED PRI MONTH: TO REMEMBER 25 OF NICKELOON'S '90S HERO ( THE PRE-SPONGEBOB ERA) WHO GUID THROUGH CHILDHOOD LIKE KIRK FOGG HERG PURPLE PARROTS PAST TEMPLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}25. PETUNIA, THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SURE, SHE WAS JT A TATTOO, BUT SHE WIGGLED! SNDALOLY! GEOLY! DISTANTLY. LTLE PETE'S MERMAID TATTOO WAS THE SLACKER '90S KID TAKE ON VERONI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}24. HELGA PATAKI, HEY ARNOLD!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HELGA'S THREATENG STATURE AND GRATG WHE WERE JT PART OF HER APPEAL. ARNOLD'S VIKG GAL PAL WAS REHGLY CYNIL AND WTY A RTOON WORLD DOMATED BY A STRANGE MULTICULTURAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}23. SARDO, ARE YOU AAID OF THE DARK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ACCENT ON THE D'OH! SARDO (NO MR.) WAS A PUZZLG MX WH '90S MAGICIAN HAIR WHO DIDN'T TERRIFY YOU SO MUCH AS WOW YOU WH DNER THEATER GRANUR. WHICH IS ALSO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}22. BRAD TAYLOR, HEY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF THERE'S ONE THG I LOVE, 'S A HUMORLS BET. BRAD WAS AN UNSG, NO-NONSENSE, BLUE-BALLG RANCH HAND WHO SENTIALLY ED TED'S (DAVID LASCHER <3 ) LIFE EVERY WEEK. HER STARE? WAS KILLER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}21. SRCHIA, NICK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EVEN HOST PHIL MOORE HAD TO TREMBLE AT THE SE OF THIS VIRTUAL VILLA. SRCHIA WAS A LERALLY FLAMG FEMME FATALE WHO WAED TO STROY NTTANTS THE BON ROUND OF THIS SUPER NTENDO-CENTRIC GAME SHOW. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}20. THE GROMBLE, AAAHH!!! REAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GROMBLE BARELY EDGED OUT HIS STAR OBLA (VOICED BY THE FAB CHRISTE CAVANGH) TO MAKE THIS LIST. HIS NEFAR, JAFAR-QUE VOICE WAS GAY AND LIC ENOUGH, BUT WHAT REALLY SETS HIM APART OM THE PACK IS THE FACT THAT HE WORE FOUR RED PUMPS. HE HAD A SORT OF TY TIM-MEETS-DR. FRANKENFURTER LOOK AND VIBE THAT I {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}19. SIE CARMICHAEL, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SIE CARMICHAEL SHOOK UP ANGELI PICKL' WORLD WHEN SHE SCEND UPON TOWN. FIRST OF ALL, HER MOTHER WAS NAMED LUCY CARMICHAEL, WHICH IS A CLEAR SHOUT-OUT TO THE LUCY SHOW, AND THAT'S AWOME. SENDLY, SHE WAS CUTE AS A BUTTON, VOICED BY A DIFFERENT WORLD'S CREE SUMMER, AND UNFAZED BY B.S. WE NEED MORE OF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}18. SPONGE, SALUTE YOUR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BRAY LONER TYPE ON SALUTE YOUR SHORTS, SPONGE WAS THE PRETEEN NICK EQUIVALENT OF BILLY OM MIGHTY MORPH' POWER RANGERS. HE WAS SMART, SENSIVE, AND ARGUABLY THE NSCIENCE OF THE SHOW. FUN FACT: TIMOTHER EYSTER, THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SPONGE IS BISEXUAL (AND NOW GO BY TREVOR EYSTER). AND DAVID YOST, WHO PLAYED BILLY, IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}17. MONI, THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}(SOURCE){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BRILLIANTLY BIZARRE ADVENTUR OF PETE & PETE GAVE TONS OF WEIRD CHARACTERS, BUT THE MOST SPIRG OF S DISTAFF ST WAS MONI, THE WI-EYED KREB SUT WHO OCSNALLY PULLED ON HER BRAIDS TO STAY AWAKE. SHE WAS THE VERY PICTURE OF STRANGENS AND TOMBOYDOM, AND THEREFORE A NECSARY (IF UNTILIZED) PART OF THE PETE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}16. DA, SALUTE YOUR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DA WAS THE PRETEEN NICK EQUIVALENT OF HILARY OM THE FRH PRCE OF BEL-AIR: SPOILED, SALTY, AND DISMISSIVE. DURG THE FAMO RAD NTT EPISO, SHE PROVIS A KEY TRIVIA FACT -- GEE MICHAEL'S REAL NAME! -- SO THE BOYS N LLECT THEIR PRIZE. FABULO, POP CULTURE-SAVVY, AND FASHNABLE? A TE MP {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}15. POWRED TOAST MAN, REN & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE WAS A BRAWNY SUPERHERO. HIS MCL BULGED. AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE REICHEN LEHMKUHL. THANK YOU, REN & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}14. CHARLOTTE PICKL, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALANIS MORISSETTE HAS A SONG LLED "ONE" WHERE SHE SCRIB "A SEXY TREADL PALIST," AND THAT'S EXACTLY THE ARCHETYPE CHARLOTTE PICKL EMBODIED. AS ANGELI'S ALPHA CEO MOTHER, DREW'S DOMEERG WIFE, AND JONATHAN'S FEARSOME QUEEN, CHARLOTTE WAS THE KID VERSN OF FAYE DUNAWAY NETWORK. Y. I WANT THAT REPORT NOW, JONATHAN! (AND PRAISE BE TO TRS MACNEILLE, THE LEGENDARY VOICE ACTRS WHO GAVE CHARLOTTE HER BOARDROOM BRAVADO.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}13. ALLEN STRANGE, THE JOURNEY OF ALLEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A SLIGHTLY EFFETE ALIEN WHO HAS TO E TRICKERY AND GUILE TO FEEL LIKE A PART OF THE HUMAN RACE? I CERTALY N'T THK OF ANY GAY PARALLELS HERE. PROPS MT BE PAID TO THE CURRENT STAR OF TNT'S PERCEPTN, ARJAY SMH, WHO EFFECTIVELY PLAYED ALLEN AS BOTH NAIVE AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}12. ARTIE, THE ADVENTUR OF PETE & {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN SOME WAYS ARTIE WAS A TYPIL SUPERHERO: HE WORE A STUME, MA PROCLAMATNS, AND OFTEN SAVED THE DAY. BUT THE MYSTER AND CRAZY HUMANY BEHD ARTIE'S UBERMENSCH ACT WAS BOTH FUNNY AND A B HEARTBREAKG. GET DOWN OM THAT GOAL POST, WEIRDO!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}11. JUDY FUNNIE, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NEVER FET WHEN JUDY FUNNIE, THE ONLY KICKASS MEMBER OF THE FUNNIE FAY, FORCED HER PARENTS TO PULL OVER DURG A VATN SO SHE ULD N AROUND BLHE FIELD, WHERE ONE OF HER FAVORE POETS ONCE MED. OH, HER BEATNIK MELODRAMA. HER  BOURGEOIS AGE OF THE WORD "BOURGEOIS." HER SUNGLASS. HER TOTAL SELF-ABSORPTN. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}10. AMANDA BYN, ALL THAT AND THE AMANDA {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT'S EASY TO GLORIFY AMANDA BYN' CHILD STAR DAYS NOW THAT SHE'S A BEWIGGED TWTER MENACE, BUT HER CHARACTERS ON ALL THAT WERE BAWDY AND VLENT A RUTH BUZZI WAY: SHE WAS MANIAL AS THE ADVICE-SCREAMG TYKE "ASK ASHLEY" AND ZANY AS HELL AS THE SELF-FLAGELLATG LIVER LOVER MEAGAN MARPL. FOR KIDS WHO WEREN'T QUE READY TO TAP TO MOLLY SHANNON'S BRAND OF SLAPSTICK MOUTH-BREATHER CHARACTER, AMANDA BYN WAS A PROPER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}9. MOIRA QUIRK, GLOBAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A WOMAN WH A WHISTLE, AN ACCENT, AND A CHARMG ABILY TO READ SR, MOIRA QUIRK WAS THE REASON TO WATCH NICK'S GUTS.  THE WORDS "AGGRO CRAG" ONLY SOUND RIGHT G OM HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}8. SHELBY WOO, THE MYSTERY FIL OF SHELBY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS MEDDLG TERN WH THE COA BEACH TECTIVE AGENCY ULDN'T RIST A GOOD PER -- AND AS A RULT, SHE WAS OUR MORE SOPHISTITED HARRIET THE SPY WHOSE EVERY SE WAS A FUN WHODUN. IT WAS HARD TO E BY YOUNG CHARACTERS ON TV (PECIALLY GIRLS) WHO WERE SMART AND SELF-VOLVED, BUT SHELBY WAS A STRAIGHT-TALKG VERONI MARS FOR THE SNICK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}7. DANIELLE ATRON, THE SECRET WORLD OF ALEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EVIL, EVIL, EVIL. DANIELLE ATRON WANTED TO TRACK DOWN BORG-ASS ALEX MACK LIKE A DIRTY P AND KEEP THE SECRETS OF THE MYSTER CHEMIL GC-161 TO HERSELF. IT SEEMS OBV, BUT HAS TO BE SAID: SHE WAS THE NICKELOON TAKE ON SIGOURNEY WEAVER WORKG GIRL, DOWN TO HER CIDLY SISTER BLAZERS. GAY CHILDREN LOVE DIABOLIL LADI! PARTICULARLY ON WHO DWELL DIMLY L {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}6. ELIZA THORNBERRY, THE WILD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE WILD THORNBERRYS, A RTOON ABOUT AN ANIMAL-WHISPERG GIRL AI NAMED ELIZA WHOSE PARENTS SHOT NATURE DOCUMENTARI, ME ABOUT THE AGE OF TOMB RAIR. THAT SHAP MY PERCEPTN OF ELIZA, SCE SHE ENGAGED WH MOUNTA LNS AND WILD AP WH THE NFINCE (BUT NOT THE ARTILLERY) OF LARA CROFT. YOU HAVE TO LOVE THAT SHE WAS VOICED BY LACEY CHABERT, WHO PLAYED ONLY THE FT MEAN GIRLS CHARACTER, GRETCHEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}5. LORI BETH DENBERG, ALL THAT AND FIGURE IT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LORI BETH DENBERG WAS A GIFTED JOKE-TELLER (VAL INFORMATON, ANYBODY?), WILD SKETCH ACTRS, AND EVEN A KICKASS GAME SHOW PANELIST IF YOU REMEMBER HER ARLENE FRANCIS-LIKE WORK ON FIGURE IT OUT. HER PRRY WAS ALWAYS GETTG THE LGH, BUT SHE EXHIBED A REAL TELLIGENCE THAT (I'M HOPG) WAS THE ENVY OF ALL HER FELLOW ST {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}4. MERV, WELE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MERV. MERV IS HIS NAME. BEE "GRIFF" WOULD'VE BEEN TOO SUBTLE. THIS GREGAR, FUNNY CHAP ON NICKELOON'S MOST UNR-DISCSED FORAY TO HIGH SCHOOL HIJKS (THE SHOW SHIFTED OM SKETCH EDY TO REGULAR STORYL MIDWAY THROUGH S N), MERV WAS A DRAMATIC, READABLY QUEER KID WHO MA GAY KIDS FEEL LIKE PEOPLE, AND HE LOVED FILMMAKG (REMEMBER MERV-U-MENTARI?). LET VENERATE THIS IN BY DRAWG HEARTS ON HIS LOCKER!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}3. BEBE BLUFF, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}Y, OH Y. BEBE WAS THE PRI OF DOUG FUNNIE'S OTHERWISE HUMDM WORLD, A PURPLE ROSE OF RAGE AND RICH. HELL, THE TOWN WAS NAMED FOR HER FAY. HELL, SHE IS THE LISA TURTLE OF THIS SHOW. FASHNABLE, SWANKY, ADPAN, AND WILLG TO ROLL HER EY AT ANYTHG. ON THE ABC VERSN OF DOUG, HER HIGH SCHOOL WAS SHAPED LIKE HER FACE. THAT IS CLEOPATRA-LEVEL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}2. CLARISSA DARLG, CLARISSA EXPLAS IT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CLARISSA IS A GAY IN FOR ONE UNAVOIDABLE REASON: SHE VENTED HER OWN WORLD AND LIVED . WHAT GAY KID N'T RELATE TO THAT? SHE LOVED PUTERS, TALKG OUT HER DAY'S ISSU, AND LLECTG KOOKY STUFF LIKE PET ALLIGATORS AND HUBPS. FOR A KID, SHE WAS MIGHTILY SELF-POSSSED. AND YOU HAD TO LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HER THEME SONG. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE HUMMG . RIGHT NOW. NUH-NUH-NA-NA-NA-NA!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}1. ANGELI PICKL, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEROC, FUNNY, UNRTRAED, DOMANT, AND THREE YEARS OLD. ANGELI WAS THE DOYENNE OF THE PLAYPEN, A TOTAL BRAT WHO LERALLY RECEIVED AL HER CHRISTMAS STOCKG ONE YEAR. SHE WAS BOTH A NEMIS AND AN OLD SOFTIE, AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE MY GAY INS. AS THE LUCY VAN PELT OF NICKELOON, SHE REMAS THE WORK'S FG (AND MOST HILAR) SUPERSTAR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

) The Tradnal Valu Coaln believ "the upg program may be a ltle ls radil than otherwise, but only bee we've exposed Nickeloon’s pro-homosexual agenda. If we're sayg gay people serve tolerance and rpect, we're also sayg that people are entled to their own opns.

NICKELOON JT ANNOUNCED THAT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY

This is not a show about how one knows her or she is gay; 's not about sex and do not tell you what to thk.

Seldom has a r-mannered televisn program ed a more appropriate hullabaloo than Lda Ellerbee's "Nick News" special about children who have gay parents. All Ellerbee do on the special — part of a seri of Nick News reports on the theme "My Fay Is Different" — is terview children roughly 10 to 15 years old who have gay parents, let kids and adults vent their opns on the phenomenon, and show a uple of filmed piec about fai that seem to have ma the arrangement work. Ellerbee, longtime host and producer of "Nick News, " keeps the promise she mak here not to tell kids "what to thk" about homosexualy.

As the host mostly jt listens, three say they have at least one gay parent, and three say they believe homosexualy to be "wrong. " Several reprent mori historilly victimized the Uned Stat by the same kd of hate and prejudice flicted on gays.

"It's agast our relign, " a Mlim girl says of homosexualy. Whether the end rult will be a "show promotg homosexualy to ltle children" remas to be seen. "Nickeloon to Air Special on Gay Parents Dpe Protts.