How Gay Were Ameri's Prints? A Rankg

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Pete Buttigieg said gay men have already occupied the Wt Wg. Lookg at the printial facts, we'd have to agree.

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AMERI'S ONLY BACHELOR PRINT MAY HAVE BEEN ITS ONLY GAY ONE

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Mayor Pete, we're here to a recent terview, you said that "statistilly 's almost certa" that Ameri has had gay prints, but when prsed for nam, you murred, sayg, "My gaydar don't even work that well the prent, let alone retroactively.

OPN AMERI HAS ALREADY HAD A GAY PRINT

Was his close iendship wh William Ruf Kg jt that, or was evince that he was the natn's first gay chief executive? * have any us presidents been gay *

"Ours works very well ed, although we no longer refer to as "gaydar" but LGBTTQQIAAP-dar. Now, as a public service to you, we have ranked 14 prints acrdg to their gay potential. EisenhowerGay: Pated gay: None of the landsp had fy Inx: 9Thomas JeffersonGay: Kept a mockgbird named Dick.

Spent the morn equivalent of $120, 000 on we durg his first term as gay: May have served claret wh Inx: 14John Qucy AdamsGay: Regularly skny-dipped Tiber Creek, a Potomac River gay: Decled to have nu selfi Inx: 17Lyndon JohnsonGay: Referred to his penis as Jumbo, makg him Ameri's first size gay: Lady Bird was his wife, not his drag Inx: 21Andrew JohnsonGay: Sewed his own bpoke gay: Never asked anybody if he looked fat Inx: 28William McKleyGay: Wore a red rnatn boutonniere his lapel at all tim and kept a bouquet of rnatns on his gay: Inx: 35Ronald ReaganGay: Voted Most Nearly Perfect Male Figure by the Universy of California 1940 and posed nearly nu for a sculpture gay: Did actual work on his Inx: 42Gerald FordGay: Met his future wife while workg as a male mol (wowza, see image). Appeared on the ver of gay: Turned down the ver of Inx: 48Warren HardgGay: Threw parti for his Airedale terrier, Laddie Boy, who had a llar ma om Gold Rh gay: No actual teapots were volved Teapot Inx: 56Calv CoolidgeGay: Had pet nari named Snowflake, Nip and Tuck.

Liked to have his slp massaged wh petrolm jelly while eatg gay: Breakfast clud Inx: 61Chter A.

PETE BUTTIGIEG SAYS THERE HAVE PROBABLY BEEN GAY PRINTS. HERE'S WHY THAT THEORY IS COMPLITED

Jam Buchanan was the only US print who never married. Here's why historians believe he was also our first, and so far only, gay print." emprop="scriptn * have any us presidents been gay *

ArthurGay: Known as "Elegant Arthur.

He said no to gay: He checked them out before turng them Inx: 70Abraham LlnGay: Shared a bed wh his iend Joshua Speed for three and a half years. "Not gay: He actually tried to w his wrtlg match. )Gay Inx: 82Jam BuchananGay: Never married.

" Both men had their papers burned after gay: Oh, e on, he's Inx: 100Louis Bayard is the thor of the novel Courtg Mr.

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