Contents:
- HULU’S ‘SASQUATCH’ NEEDS MORE SASQUATCH—AND THAT GAY, BIGFOOT-HUNTG COUPLE
- GAY BIGFOOT & THE 7 WEIRST MYTHIL CREATUR THE WORLD
- BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR
HULU’S ‘SASQUATCH’ NEEDS MORE SASQUATCH—AND THAT GAY, BIGFOOT-HUNTG COUPLE
Try fdg a gay uple whose primary hobby is huntg for bigfoot—and I mean actual bigfoot and not a subtegory on Grdr! Tly, the gay sasquatch hunters are this doc’s most fascatg disvery. I love them and the world needs to see their story unfold as they search for cryptozoologil crters and, like, host a gay bgo night for ghost hunters.
But I thk we n all agree that the most prsg unsolved mystery here is why the big gay bigfoot hunters don’t already have their own show. Prumably we’re talkg about a most swellg of the sort seen var primat (cludg gibbons and gorillas among homoids), and not the pronounced and strikg stctur seen chimps, bonobos and var monkeys.
GAY BIGFOOT & THE 7 WEIRST MYTHIL CREATUR THE WORLD
‘Jordi Magraner’s field rearch on the bar-manu: evince for the thenticy of Hvelmans’ Homo pongois. (ed) Homology Special Number 1. Part 1 of Jonah Planter and Sgt Norm Allen are Gay.
SAN FRANCISCO – New evince of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted si a San Francis gay bar! The 7ft tall mythic creature was seen bumpg and grdg to Lady Gaga songs at Harvey’s, a gay bar San Francis.
There have been many mors surroundg Bigfoot’s existence, but his recent spottg at a trendy gay bar marks the first time that animal experts have had to qutn his sexualy. “I jt didn’t know he was gay.
BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR
Regulars at Harvey’s gay bar said that this was not the first time a “tall, dark, hairy stranger” was seen sippg martis at the bar. Acrdg to scriptns om eyewns, Bigfoot walked to the gay bar wearg a wearg a Dolce & Gabbana halter top and spanx legggs.
” After that, Bigfoot allegedly got up on stage and lip-synched a flawls rendn of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive.
The Abomable Snowman, the first openly gay ape-like creature, told reporters that he was proud of Bigfoot’s cisn to “e out of the fort. “This is a huge step for gay rights, ” said the Abomable Snowman.