Excerpt: Every Gay Boy's Worst Nightmare

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BOATS & GAYS . I'M THREATENED BY 3:- GAYS ON BOATS ARE MY WORST % NIGHTMARE

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MISTER'S 'GAYS ON BOATS' POSTER UPSETS ABBOTT

Opposn Lear Tony Abbott says posters that pict him as racist, homophobic and sexist are "tacky and not funny" posters, displayed si the Sydney electorate office of Health Mister Tanya Plibersek, rry the slogans: "I'm threatened by boats and gays. Gays on boats are my worst nightmare" and also "Note to Ladi: Make me a sandwich" poster Tanya Plibersek's Opposn Lear Julie Bishop told parliament yterday she was outraged by the posters and lled for Ms Plibersek to health mister issued a statement sayg the posters were satire and that she had asked the staff member to take them woman...

But when Lily lls the pediatrician “mommy, ” a gay dad’s worst fear is realized and all bets, and polil rrectns, was off the table. AITA for scribg a dream which my hband me out as gay as my “worst nightmare”? I had a dream a few nights ago which I ught my hband havg sex wh a man and when I nonted him, he told me that he was gay and that he never actually loved me and he was leavg me.

‘MORN FAY’: ‘EVERY GAY FATHER’S WORST NIGHTMARE’

Cut to yterday when I was talkg to my bt iend, Peter, (29M) who is gay.

Peter beme really angry wh me and acced me of beg homophobic and hatg gay people. I tried to tell him that i have no issue wh people beg gay but when was my own hband and that he left me, ma me extremely upset.

I don’t thk I’m the asshole as I was only tryg to open up to Peter about my anxiety and scribed the dream as a way to do that but when I told another iend about what happened and she said I was sensive to scribe anythg to do wh beg gay as a nightmare. It wasn't until a ray Saturday at the end of our sophomore term that I was faced - head on - wh the unhealthy nature of our relatnship and the subsequent, years-long impact would have on my social and sexual velopment. Go to gay.

EXCERPT: EVERY GAY BOY'S WORST NIGHTMARE

This Sunday I'm gog to my (and possibly other closeted gays) worst nightmare. Freddy and Jse were timate — they seemed to share a secret — and the subtext of that relatnship gave Freddy’s Revenge a homoerotic unrcurrent that eventually ma a cult classic. ”However much Englund held back, the damage was done: That scene helps tablish the lible imprsn of Freddy’s Revenge as the gayt slasher film ever ma.

Screenwrer David Chask spent years refg to acknowledge any tentnal subtext his script — a posn he has sce reversed — and director Jack Sholr claimed not to have noticed the movie’s gayns durg filmg.

Watchg Freddy’s Revenge now, ’s hard to prehend that there was ever a bate over the film’s subtext, which be jt pla text the more blatantly homoerotic scen. His sexual ambiguy ma him the perfect choice for Jse, but gave the homophobic tractors of Freddy’s Revenge somethg to latch on to.

THE NIGHTMARE BEHD THE GAYT HORROR FILM EVER MA

And even though Patton has embraced his “scream queen” stat — he had jt e om signg tographs and panel appearanc at San Diego Comic-Con this July afternoon — he remas driven by a need to set the rerd straight about the film that has hnted him for the past 30 Patton, whose only major film role before he played Jse was as a gay teenager later revealed to be a trans woman (played by Karen Black) Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, the persistent cricism of Freddy’s Revenge was s own kd of nightmare: His sexual inty was exriated for g the film — and wh , his reer. As the actor tells , he beme pigeonholed as gay long before beg an out leadg man was a possibily. At the same time, even as the AIDS crisis cimated the gay muny, Patton was forced to stay the closet, rtricted by a bs he eventually chose to leave the stigmatizatn of queer reprentatn over the last 30 years, perceptn of Freddy’s Revenge has shifted: The heavily d queerns that was once a mark agast has bee a charmgly dated relic of another time, and a sellg pot for cult nnoissrs.

Inial reviews, though largely negative, did not pot out the film’s homoerotic slant, although Variety lled Patton’s Jse “strange enough to nstute an outsir prence, ” a scriptor that certaly signifi is some bate over where the first direct mentn of the film’s gay subtext appeared. Patton and Sholr ce the Village Voice, while Chask believ was actually the gay publitn The Advote.

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