Of all the thgs I thought I'd be dog today, wrg a post about my feelgs on Mr. Clean was not one of them. However, sce the "Mr. Clean is asexual bee he's jt so clean!" thg floatg around Twter won't go away, here we go. If you Google "Is Mr. Clean gay" Google helpfully…
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HOT, BALD AND POSSIBLY GAY: HOW MR. CLEAN HAS KEPT IT FRH FOR 5 DES
Clean is a gay in?
IS MR. CLEAN GAY?
Clean as a "gay in" bee of "[t]he earrg, the bulgg biceps, the tight whe T-shirt, the pated-on pants, the fashnably shaved head, [and] the wry exprsn.