Confirmed: Gays Are Lacg Easter Eggs wh Homosexual-Inducg Food Colorgs - Readg Republin

Contents:

• CONFIRMED: GAYS ARE LACG EASTER EGGS WH HOMOSEXUAL-INDUCG FOOD COLORGS
• THE TENTACL IN THE LAKE: A GAY ALIEN EGG-LAYG SHORT
• GAY GILMOUR

CONFIRMED: GAYS ARE LACG EASTER EGGS WH HOMOSEXUAL-INDUCG FOOD COLORGS

Lda Gayle (Goodreads Author).

Easter weekend, fast beg known as the ‘heterosexual recment ftival’ the gay muny, has bee one of the most dangero holidays of the year for Christian men. The CDC reports that for the past three Easters, an creased number of men have ntracted homosexualy after eatg ‘pastel lored Easter eggs’ secretly laced wh variants of the genr-splicg homosexual chemtrail ER1.

THE TENTACL IN THE LAKE: A GAY ALIEN EGG-LAYG SHORT

Mol wh the gay muny nfirm that gays are g their advanced mastery of chemistry to mass-produce food lorg and vertly sell throughout the natn var food outlets. When anizatns and fai go to dip their food the lurid mixtur, ltle do they know they are settg up fathers natnwi to be preyed upon by gays wag to partake a new and bizarre pagan ceremony. Wh athletic fay-lovg dads leavg themselv distracted and exposed grassy egg-ltered fields kissed by the first Sprg’s sun, relaxed-fix Oxford shirts and creased cho pants givg an air of nostalgic youth to their bodi, gay men nnot help but watch om afar and salivate as they wa for their refully planted chemtrail eggs to be found and nsumed, the homosexualy takg hold any straight mal who eat the flhy ntents unr the gay dyed shells.

GAY GILMOUR

It is timated that 30 sends after an egg has been dipped to a dye ntag the new homosexual chemtrail reagent, all the egg unrneath is ‘fected wh homosexualy’ and will splice the Y-chromosome of any man who eats , stantly sertg s payload and g stant onset of homosexualy. The CDL of Texas is warng men attendg Easter Egg hunts to be on the ‘lookout’ of gays stalkg them, wag for them to crack to an egg they fd a fairgrounds or park area.

Edor’s note: Several unti Southern Geia have requted agents om the CDC to vis their medil clics early Monday morng after 19 men reported symptoms nsistent wh homosexualy: fondlg and gropg other men, severely accented speech and feelgs of absolute phoria. Tentacl In The Vent: A Gay Instant Male-Pregnancy and Egg-Layg Short.

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