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if everyone was gay

From Bottoms and Problemistas to theatre mps and gay wrtlers, this summer has somethg for everyone — pecially if you're queer.

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SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE FALLY UNLOCKED PUZZLE OF WHY PEOPLE ARE GAY

Theory: Lbians get om their fathers, gay men om their mothers. * if everyone was gay *

Scientists may have fally solved the puzzle of what mak a person gay, and how is passed om parents to their children.

A group of scientists suggted Tuday that homosexuals get that tra om their oppose-sex parents: A lbian will almost always get the tra om her father, while a gay man will get the tra om his heredary lk of homosexualy has long been tablished, but scientists knew was not a strictly geic lk, bee there are many pairs of intil tws who have differg sexuali.

PEOPLE THK I'M GAY... BUT I'M NOT

* if everyone was gay *

Scientists om the Natnal Instute for Mathematil and Blogil Synthis say homosexualy seems to have an epigeic, not a geic thought to have some sort of heredary lk, a group of scientists suggted Tuday that homosexualy is lked to epi-marks — extra layers of rmatn that ntrol how certa gen are exprsed. In homosexuals, the epi-marks aren't erased — they're passed om father-to-dghter or mother-to-son, explas William Rice, an evolutnary blogist at the Universy of California Santa Barbara and lead thor of the study. "There is pellg evince that epi-marks ntribute to both the siary and dissiary of fay members, and n therefore feasibly ntribute to the observed faial herance of homosexualy and s low nrdance between [intil] tws, " Rice and his team created a mathematil mol that explas why homosexualy is passed through epi-marks, not geics.

EVERYONE IS GAYA GREAT BIG WORLDTRACK 7 ON IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE? PRODUCED BYCHRIS KUFFNERA SONG RELEASED ON YOUTUBE 2013 BY A GREAT BIG WORLD, LATER RELEASED AS THE 7TH TRACK OF THEIR 2014 ALBUM IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?. “EVERYONE IS GAY" IS A GAY RIGHTS… READ MORE JUN. 30, 20131 VIEWER26.3K VIEWS23 CONTRIBUTORSEVERYONE IS GAY LYRICS[VERSE 1]IF YOU'RE GAY THEN YOU'RE GAYDON'T PRETEND THAT YOU'RE STRAIGHTYOU N BE WHO YOU ARE ANY DAY OF THE WEEKYOU ARE UNLIKE THE OTHERSSO STRONG AND UNIQUEWE'RE ALL WH YOUIF YOU'RE STRAIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GREATYOU N HELP PROCREATEAND MAKE GAY LTLE BABIFOR THE WHOLE HUMAN RACEMAKE A WORLD WE N LIVE WHERE THE ONE WHO YOU LOVE'S NOT AN ISSUE[CHOS]'CSE WE'RE ALL SOMEWHERE THE MIDDLEWE'RE ALL JT LOOKG FOR LOVE TO CHANGE THE WORLDWHAT IF THE WORLD STOPS SPNG TOMORROW?WE N'T KEEP NNG AWAY OM WHO WE ARE[VERSE 2]IF YOU'RE GAY THEN YOU'RE GAYIF YOU'RE STRAIGHT, WELL, THAT'S GREAT!IF YOU FALL BETWEEN THAT'S THE BT WAY TO BEYOU'VE GOT SO MANY OPTNSEVERY FISH THE SEA WANTS TO KISS YOU(MUAH! AWW!)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS]'CSE WE'RE ALL SOMEWHERE THE MIDDLEAND WE'RE ALL JT LOOKG FOR LOVE TO CHANGE THE WORLDWHAT IF THE WORLD STOPS SPNG TOMORROW?WE N'T KEEP NNG AWAY OM WHO WE ARE[OUTRO]AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHERWE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BREAKG DOWN THE WALLSEVERYONE IS GAYHOORAY! (HOORAY)11EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

Everyone is Gay Lyrics: If you're gay then you're gay / Don't pretend that you're straight / You n be who you are any day of the week / You are unlike the others / So strong and unique / We're all wh * if everyone was gay *

Evolutnarily speakg, if homosexualy was solely a geic tra, scientists would expect the tra to eventually disappear bee homosexuals wouldn't be expected to reproduce.

But bee the epi-marks provi an evolutnary advantage for the parents of homosexuals: They protect fathers of homosexuals om unrexposure to ttosterone and mothers of homosexuals om overexposure to ttosterone while they are gtatn.

"The epi-marks protect fathers and mothers om excs or unrexposure to ttosterone — when they rry over to oppose-sex offsprg, n e the masculizatn of femal or the femizatn of mal, " Rice says, which n lead to a child beg gay. Rice not that the markers are "highly variable" and that only strong epi-marks will rult a homosexual scientists have long spected some sort of geic lk, Rice says studi attemptg to expla why people are gay have been few and far between.

A DAD’S ADVICE TO NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS: DON’T E GAY AS AN SULT

Impartg life lsons to your own kids is part and parcel of parentg, but what about dog that for other people’s children? Aaron Gouveia wrtled wh that qutn when his young son me to him cryg bee an olr kid kept llg him gay. * if everyone was gay *

Well there are many exampl of homosexualy nature, 's very mon. " Homosexual behavr has been observed black swans, pengus, sheep, and other animals, he 's mol still needs to be tted on real-life parent-offsprg pairs, but he says this epigeic lk mak more sense than any other explanatn, and that his team has mapped out a way for other scientists to tt their work.

From Bottoms and Problemistas to theatre mps and gay wrtlers, this summer has somethg for everyone — pecially if you're left: Tilda Swton Problemista; Ayo Eberi Bottoms; Franz Rogowski Passag.

"EVERYONE IS GAY" LYRICS

A Great Big World "Everyone Is Gay": If you're gay then you're gay Don't pretend that you're straight You uld be who you are any day of... * if everyone was gay *

" A fiery, joyo portra of an unlikely in, Cassandro stars Gael Garcia Bernal as a man on a fearls journey to bee a rare openly gay star the Mexin wrtlg world of the early ReadIf wrtlg is art, then Kenny Omega is one of Canada's greatt performg artistsLed by an electrifyg Bernal, also featur great supportg turns om Roberta Coldrez (A League of Their Own), Raúl Castillo (The Inspectn) and none other than Bad Bunny.

Rottg the SunThere's absolutely one thg Barbie and Oppenheimer fail at when pared to Sebastián Silva's rto meta-edy Rottg In The Sun: onscreen penis and graphic gay sex. [Verse 1]If you're gay then you're gayDon't pretend that you're straightYou n be who you are any day of the weekYou are unlike the othersSo strong and uniqueWe're all wh youIf you're straight, well, that's greatYou n help procreateAnd make gay ltle babiFor the whole human raceMake a world we n live Where the one who you love's not an issue[Chos]'Cse we're all somewhere the middleWe're all jt lookg for love to change the worldWhat if the world stops spng tomorrow? We n't keep nng away om who we are[Verse 2]If you're gay then you're gayIf you're straight, well, that's great!

We n't keep nng away om who we are[Outro]And we're all here togetherWe're one step closer to breakg down the wallsEveryone is gayHooray!

5 ANCIENT CIVILIZATNS WHERE IT WAS OKAY TO BE GAY

Conservativ pretend homophobia and enforced heteronormativy are eply rooted human tradns. The ancient civilizatns where was okay to be gay prove otherwise. * if everyone was gay *

A new poll of LGBTQ+ adults has one church suggtg that the Uned Stat is gog to go full gay by 2047…and we’re serly not mad about the polls have been measurg the number of adults the U. Who intify as “lbian, gay, bisexual, transgenr or somethg other than heterosexual” for a full now, and that time, the numbers have doubled.

6% choosg to not weigh one way or another, acrdg to a poll released last Universal Life Church, better known to many as that place you go onle to get “ordaed” so you n perform a weddg for your buddi, weighed on Twter, cg the new poll as reason to believe “everyone Ameri will be gay by 2047. \u201cI love that the takeaway is that gays have multiplied like gremls and not that more people are beg hont and open about who they are.

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If Everyone Was Gay Lyrics: If everyone was gay / I thk the world’d be okay / If everyone uld see all the lors / Maybe then we’d love each other / If everyone the world was gay / If everyone was * if everyone was gay *

1645231226The good news is that Universal Life Church wasn’t tryg to e this as a fearmongerg tactic (although some nservative antigay anizatns undoubtedly will), but rather a celebratn of the way trends are movg.

1645368525A pletely LGBTQ+ untry is more than the gay agenda n acplish, I’m aaid, but we seem to be dog jt fe all the same. \[email protected]_Silks @anthrocultur @ulcmonastery ULC is gay iendly and their tweet is meant to be celebratory; their math is jt wrong and their tone ambiguo.

HOW TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE GAY

If You Were Gay is a song om Avenue Q. It is the show's parody of the Ernie & Bert sketch om Same Street. Nicky Rod Rod: Ah, an afternoon alone wh my favore book, Broadway Mils of the 1940s. No roommate to bother me. How uld get any better than this? Nicky: Oh, hi Rod! Rod... * if everyone was gay *

The Gay Agenda is nng smoothly \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\u201d — Universal Life Church (@Universal Life Church).

That’s the qutn I wrtled wh as I nsoled my 7-year-old son who was cryg bee an olr kid the neighborhood kept llg him gay. That means g “gay” as an sult, tellg someone they “throw like a girl” and llg someone a “retard” is banned our fay. They know our gay iends, they have gay relativ they love, and we discs on a route basis why ments such as those are so hurtful.

So, when my son heard olr kids he looks up to g gay as an sult, a part of him wonred if his idol was right.

IF YOU WERE GAY

I also remd him that many people around him might be gay or qutng their sexualy and asked him how he thks they’d feel if everyone ed gay as a pejorative.

The Trevor Project, a nonprof focg on suici preventn efforts among lbian, gay, bisexual, transgenr, queer and qutng youth, timat more than 1.

The higher prevalence of mal exhibg the ndn is likely related to a higher percentage of male homosexuals worldwi (3 to 4 percent) as pared to lbians (1 to 2 percent). While the rat are the subject of bate, the higher rat of male homosexuals as pared to women is a nsistent fdg across surveys. This animosy was also scribed as extendg to “mal, whe people, gay and lbian (non-transgenr) people.

GAY STEREOTYP: ARE THEY TE?

And even beg 12, I remember I unrstood that he was dog that to go agast notns of homophobia.

When I was growg up the acceptable homosexual ambiguy was girls makg out wh each other. The lyrics one are sane -- 's like a mosh song about beg gay.

I don't even thk he was gay, he was jt tryg to sre off homophob. But I've been lled a fag by homophobic kids, and then I've been lled homophobic by super PC people. I got an email sayg, "I n't believe Cobra Starship is homophobic and e that kd of language.

PEACHY KEENAN: EVERYONE IS GAY, N YOU BLAME THEM?

And one of the thgs that happens is that people end up gettg reprsed, so you don't want to even mentn that this person you know is gay, bee might be nsired an sult.

If anythg, I have a problem sometim sayg that I'm not gay, you know?

She works wh a lot of men that later on realized they were gay. She's of the persuasn that if you make out wh a du that you're gay. My feelg is not that you're gay or not gay -- 's like Nirvana says, "Everyone is gay.

HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS GAY: 10 SUBTLE CLU THAT MAKE IT LIKELY

The fact that we try to fe as you're gay, straight or you're bi -- what is that? We have a lot of gay iends, and the on that are really out and very fortable wh make everyone else fortable wh .

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