I have always wonred wh a village of nothg but men for sometime where the Smurfs gay or was Smurfette jt the biggt ****e to ever live? I...
Contents:
- GAY CHARACTERS ON CHILDREN’S TV, OM BERT TO SPONGEBOB
- WERE THE SMURFS GAY OR WAS SMURFETTE THE BIGGT ****E TO EVER LIVE?
- WHAT IS THE GAY SMURF LLED?
- SONG PARODI -> "GAY SMURFS (RULE 34)"
GAY CHARACTERS ON CHILDREN’S TV, OM BERT TO SPONGEBOB
* gay smurfs *
But people have speculated for years that the puppets may be gay, and now 900 people have signed a petn on for the old iends to marry. ” Many terpreted Bert’s e of the word “mo” a tweet back June as a subtle nod to the homosexual muny. In 1999, Evangelil pastor Jerry Falwell acced the character Tky Wky of beg a closeted homosexual and therefore a “moral menace.
” Falwell’s foolproof reasong: Tky Wky is purple wh triangular antennae, both of which allegedly signal gay pri. The official statement om Itsy-Bsy Entertament is that Tky Wky is neher gay nor straight. SpongeBob SquarePants: ‘Erotic Intensy’ Biki Bottom SpongeBob SquarePants should breathe a sigh of relief that anti-gay marriage legislatn is not enforced over the unrwater cy of Biki Bottom.
While there’s no official documentatn that any of the Peanuts characters are gay, Peppermt Patty’s failure to woo Charlie Brown has sparked mors about her sexualy.
WERE THE SMURFS GAY OR WAS SMURFETTE THE BIGGT ****E TO EVER LIVE?
Inter chatter suggts that Charl Schulz’s iendship wh openly gay tennis star Billie Jean Kg fluenced Smurf: Mirrors and Flowers Wh the exceptn of Smurfette, the Smurfs are all short blue mal clean whe pants and nil hats who choose skippg as their ma mo of transportatn.
Dpe his signature Smurf good vib, Vany Smurf, however, has been clud on many lists of ambiguoly gay televisn characters. But maybe Donnie’s right when he philosophiz about the illogil and asexual existence of the Pooh’s Gay Friend? ”He-Man: Beefke of the Universe There is no hero (or beefke) this universe equivalent to He-Man, who is lled the spiratn for the sexual edy the SNL sk “The Ambiguoly Gay Duo.
” Supporters of the gay He-Man theory pot to his alter ego Prce Adam, who wears a fashnable pk top, purple spanx, and purple Ugg boots. Stewie is ually hell bent on world domatn and killg his mother, but ocsnally viewers get a glimpse of his yearng for a gay life.
WHAT IS THE GAY SMURF LLED?
The high-pched, why sikick to Ln-O and arguably most annoyg character the seri, Snarf, has been the target of gay mors. Not that a fictnal children's character had e out of the closet as gay, but that wasn't one of the ne.
But, also, if you thk about , beg given an credibly gay name isn't necsarily his flt. If your given name was Jazz Hands McCoy, wouldn't mean that you were gay.
SONG PARODI -> "GAY SMURFS (RULE 34)"
Real-world gay unterpart:. Unlike many of the characters on this list, we're not even sure this lonely bastard knows he's gay. " We'd stop there if didn't get EVEN GAYER when he asks his me, "Is this the sweet sound that lls the young sailors?...
It's fely gay sex.
Cooper don't adm he's gay the same way that Michael Jackson don't adm he's ever had plastic surgery.