My Computer Thks I’m Gay | The Nerdgasm Podst

Contents:

• WHY DO EVERYONE THK I’M GAY?
• TRANSLATN OF "THKS I'M GAY" ITALIAN
• TOO MANY FRIENDSPLACEBOTRACK 3 ON LOUD LIKE LOVE PRODUCED BYADAM NOBLESEP. 13, 20131 VIEWER26.9K VIEWS19 CONTRIBUTORSTOO MANY FRIENDS LYRICS[VERSE 1]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYI THREW THAT PIECE OF JUNK AWAYON THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSéAS I WAS WALKG HOMETHIS IS MY LAST MUNIQUéDOWN THE SUPERHIGHWAYALL THAT I HAVE LEFT TO SAY A SGLE TOME[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 2]IF I ULD GIVE ALL AWAYWILL E BACK TO ME SOMEDAY?LIKE A NEEDLE THE HAY OR AN EXPENSIVE STONEBUT I GOT A REASON TO CLAIMTHE APPLITNS ARE TO BLAMEFOR ALL MY SORROW AND MY PAA FEELG SO ALONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THEREYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 3]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYWHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAYWHEN ALL THAT PEOPLE DO ALL DAYIS STARE TO A PHONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[OUTRO]I'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THERE6EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
• GAY
• WHAT DO IT MEAN TO BE GAY? DEFN AND MEANG OF GAY

WHY DO EVERYONE THK I’M GAY?

Songfacts®:The song starts wh the lyric, "My puter thks I'm gay.

I don't know what I'd typed to Google, but my puter started advertisg to me a pletely different way, and I jt thought, 'Wow, my puter thks I'm gay today. Why do everyone thk I'm gay?

20-somethg straight male, mimal relatnship succs bee I thk people thk I'm gay... Ever sce I n remember people jokgly have lled me 'gay' (I should note that there's nothg wrong wh beg gay, and I'm not tryg to fuel the stereotype). I have some of my personal quirks, but nothg overtly 'gay'.

TRANSLATN OF "THKS I'M GAY" ITALIAN

I realize I haven't gone on THAT many dat, but there's this pervasive thought the back of my md that maybe I AM gay…I know that sounds stupid and I've never really thought about before.

Have any women here ever gone on a date wh a guy they thought was gay?

After we chatted for a while over lunch, I somehow jokgly said 'people always thk I'm gay…'s kda weird'…the rponse, 'oh yeah, i thought that at first…'. In the moment, I jt lghed off bee she KNEW I wasn't gay, right? Should I be totally upont about not beg gay?

TOO MANY FRIENDSPLACEBOTRACK 3 ON LOUD LIKE LOVE PRODUCED BYADAM NOBLESEP. 13, 20131 VIEWER26.9K VIEWS19 CONTRIBUTORSTOO MANY FRIENDS LYRICS[VERSE 1]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYI THREW THAT PIECE OF JUNK AWAYON THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSéAS I WAS WALKG HOMETHIS IS MY LAST MUNIQUéDOWN THE SUPERHIGHWAYALL THAT I HAVE LEFT TO SAY A SGLE TOME[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 2]IF I ULD GIVE ALL AWAYWILL E BACK TO ME SOMEDAY?LIKE A NEEDLE THE HAY OR AN EXPENSIVE STONEBUT I GOT A REASON TO CLAIMTHE APPLITNS ARE TO BLAMEFOR ALL MY SORROW AND MY PAA FEELG SO ALONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THEREYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[VERSE 3]MY PUTER THKS I'M GAYWHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAYWHEN ALL THAT PEOPLE DO ALL DAYIS STARE TO A PHONE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[HOOK]I GOT TOO MANY IENDSTOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'LL NEVER MEETAND I'LL NEVER BE THERE FORI'LL NEVER BE THERE FORCSE I'LL NEVER BE THERE[OUTRO]I'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THEREI'LL NEVER BE THERE6EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

People thk I’m gay, how do I fix this? So basilly people thk I’m gay, but I have no ia why. They say ’s the way I behave, which trat me bee I’m straight and I don’t want to be seen as the stereotypil overly ladylike (gay) guy.

GAY

Men of AskMen: do anyone [rrectly] thk you're gay bee you have no luck wh women +other reasons? People seem to thk I'm gay. Hontly don't know why, but a week or so ago a iend of me unironilly asked me if I was gay (for clary: I'm straight).

WHAT DO IT MEAN TO BE GAY? DEFN AND MEANG OF GAY

The week after this I told another iend about this story, and they also thought I was gay! I tell another iend of the teo enounters, and they tell me another person thks I'm gay! I thought this seemed a b odd, so I asked some other people, and at least 5 people ed to thk I was homosexual.

The negative perceptn of gaynsPhoto by Ludovic Mignelt on UnsplashWhy do everyone thk I’m gay? I know is owned upon mastream society now, but llg someone gay was jt a mon sult back is te that was not always lked to sexualy, but that is where the negativy started.

It was a clever way to equate gay to bad before kids were even old enough to unrstand sexualy.

When I was lled gay for a bad play on the field or a dumb ia, I didn’t really take personally. However, due to immatury and ignorance, when I was lled gay a way that qutned my masculy, stuck wh me.

I didn’t want people to thk I was gay. I jt had a heavy mother’s anger rerced the ia that beg gay was bad.

thk I'm gay. Pensa che sia gay. pensa che sia gay.

cre che sia gay. She jt told me she thks I'm gay.