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"SHAMELS" REP: "GAY IS WHO I AM NOW"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 25, 2013/10:34 AMBY BRIAN JUERGENSMARCH 25, 2013 / 10:34 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"SHAMELS\" REP: \"GAY IS WHO I AM NOW\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-03-25T14:34:19.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-03-25T14:34:19.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"BRIAN JUERGENS","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GOOD MORNG, GALLAGHERS! FNA (EMMY ROSSUM) IS FIRED UP FOR ANOTHER DAY TEMPG (BEEN THERE, DONE THAT), CARL (ETHAN CUTOWSKY) HAS BUILT WHAT LOOKS TO BE A ZOMBIE GEE WASHGTON, AND IAN'S (CAMERON MONAGHAN) BIS OM MICKEY ARE HEALG - ON THE OUTSI, ANYWAY. DEBS (EMMA KENNEY) POPS TO MAKE SOUP FOR SHEILA, AND JIMMY (JT CHATW) DROPS THE MI-BOMB ABOUT GOG BACK TO MED SCHOOL. "DR. JIMMY, HUH?" AS OPPOSED TO "JIMMY DOCTOR," WHICH WOULD BE SOMETHG ELSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT SOME ART GALLERY OR ALL-BEIGE RPORATE LOBBY, FRANK (WILLIAM H. MACY) IS PLOPPED BEHD A PODIUM BY ABRAHAM THE SUPERGAY (BRADLEY WHFORD) AND TOUTED AS THE NEW GAY J OR SOME CRAP (ALTHOUGH WE WILL MEET AN ACTUAL GAY J LATER). FRANK DISRDS HIS X RDS AND STANTLY GO OFF-BOOK, HARPG ABOUT SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX: "IT'S TIME FOR AROAL TO HAPPEN WH MARRIAGE!" HE GETS A FEW "HALLELOO!"S AND SPE OVERSEXG THE MSAGE AND OFFERG TO SLEEP WH HALF THE DIENCE (WHERE IS CHRISTOPHER THROUGH ALL OF THIS, BTW?), ABRAHAM THKS HE'S BRILLIANT. UGH. FRANK SAYS HE ULD GET ANY OF THE "MP-SWAPPERS" TO UGH UP DONATNS, AND ABRAHAM NOT THE VENTIVE NEW SLUR. FRANK LLS HIM A "SCY TART" AND I RET MY CLOCK FOR VICTORIAN SAVGS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SPEAKG OF LOSG HARDONS, LIP (JEREMY ALLEN WHE) DROPS HIS WHILE HAVG SEX WH MANDY (EMMA GREENWELL). SHE KNOWS 'S BEE OF KAREN, AND LIP ADMS THAT HE'S GOG TO VIS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT FNA'S TEMP JOB, THE OFFICE IS ALL A-TWTER BEE NEW K-CUPS ARE IN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT SOUNDS VAGUELY DIRTY - TURNS OUT 'S JT FFEE. FNA LETS SLIP ABOUT JIMMY AND STANTLY THE OFFICE GOSSIP IS ALL ABOUT HER MARRYG A DOCTOR. EVAN OM GREEK (JAKE MCDORMAND) JOS THE FFEE-POD Y AND PRETENDS NOT TO BE UPSET ABOUT FNA'S DOCTORAL MARRIAGE STAT UPDATE. LATER, HER SLIGHTLY HOBBISH BUT VERY SWEET LLEAGUE, CONNIE, V HER OUT FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS TELLS LIP TO PUT MANDY'S FEELG FIRST FOR A CHANGE. CHURCH. UNLS YOU WANT TO GET TIMATE WH THE GRILL OF HER TOYOTA COROLLA, THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHILE SPEAKG AT A SCHOOL, FRANK SPEAKS ABOUT SAME-SEX CIVIL RIGHTS AS THOUGH THEY WERE PURELY ABOUT WHICH DIRECTN ONE'S GENALS ARE POTG, AND THAT CLUS TOWARD ANIMALS. ABRAHAM QUICKLY SHUTS HIM UP, BUT A PREP SCHOOL NOOB WHO HEARD "TTH" FRANK'S WORDS GETS HIS PARENTS TO DONATE HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY, SO S'ALL GOOD. WA - IS ABRAHAM'S ANIZATN LLED "THE SERVU COMMISSN"? WHAT DO THAT EVEN MEAN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT KAREN'S HOSPAL ROOM, JODY (ZACH MCGOWAN) THREATENS TO THROW THE DOCTOR OUT THE WDOW IF HE DON'T TAKE A SEND TO GIVE HUMAN DOORMAT SHEILA (JOAN CACK) A STRAIGHT ANSWER ABOUT HER DGHTER'S NDN. GOOD ON YA, JODY. LIP VISS, AND CRI. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V (SHANOLA HAMPTON) AND KEV (STEVE HOWEY) ARE STILL ON THE OUTS ABOUT HER MOTHER'S MENSTAL CYCLE. YOU KNOW, TYPIL MARRIED UPLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IAN GRILLS MANDY ABOUT THIS CHICK THAT MICKEY IS MARRYG, AND TURNS OUT 'S THE RSIAN PROSTUTE THAT THEIR DAD MA MICKEY SLEEP WH TO -GAY HIM (WHO IS NOW PREGNANT). IAN CHECKS OUT THE GIRL, AND SURE ENOUGH, 'S HER. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY PLEADS WH ESTEFANIA'S PAPI'S HENCHMAN TO LET HIM GO TO DETRO FOR - OH, A YEAR? - TO FISH MED SCHOOL. WA - DID LIAM JT SAY "CHARGE"? IS THIS HIS FIRST WORD OR HAVE WE HEARD HIM SPEAK BEFORE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE ALIBI, FRANK ORRS A MAKER'S MARK AND HIS SPEAKER'S FEE TO SETTLE UP ABOUT THREE YEARS OF OVERDUE BAR TABS. HE MAK A VERY UNPLEASANT REFERENCE TO A SEX TAPE HE APPARENTLY MA WH BARTENDRS KATE (KATE?! I THOUGHT MORE OF YOU, GIRL!) AND THEN IS APPROACHED BY A GUY OM AN EX-GAY NVERSN THERAPY CULT. UGH. FRANK IS JT LEADG THE GUY ON FOR EE DRKS UNTIL HE LEARNS THE GUY WILL SEND WOMEN TO "PROGRAM" HIM AS A PART OF HIS THERAPY. OKAY, THIS IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK SISTS, "GAY IS WHO I AM NOW - GAY IS WHO I SHALL BE." BUT WHEN HE HEARS ABOUT THE PARA OF FEMALE SEX PARTNERS THEY'LL BE SENDG TO HIS HOTEL ROOM HE'S ALL ABOUT "LE-BREAKG FOR THE GREATER GOOD."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IAN TELLS LIP ABOUT THE WHOLE MICKEY/PROSTUTE HUFFLEPUFF AND LIP IS GENUELY EMPATHETIC TO HIS BABY BRO. HIS ADVICE: "YOU NEED TO GET OUT THERE AND F*CK SOMEONE NEW." WHILE THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BT ADVICE FOR EVERYONE, THIS SE I WOULD NOT ARGUE WH . AND 'S A B DISAPPOTG THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE IF IAN TRIED OUT, PECIALLY WHEN PUBLICY STILLS CLEARLY SHOWED THAT IAN RAN TO FRANK AT THE GAY BAR AT SOME POT THE FILMG OF A LATER SCENE:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK'S GAY BELLBOY - WHO I TOTALLY REGNIZE AS E.J. BONILLA OM REVENGE AND THIS MOVIE I SAW ABOUT WHEELCHAIR BALLROOM DANCG. (OH, AND THE PHOTO SPREAD WE DID WH HIM AWHILE BACK) - TELLS FRANK THAT HE'S A BIG FAN AND WILL DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO MAKE HIS STAY MORE FORTABLE. HIS NAME'S J. OF URSE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEANWHILE, V NFIS FNA ABOUT HOW EFFED UP HER SUATN WH HER MOM IS, AND FNA GIV HER A HUG: "I LOVE YOU." AWWW. GREAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DEBS SAYS THAT SHE NEEDS JIMMY TO BUY HER BRAC LIKE HE DID FOR CARL - WA, WHAT? Y, APPARENTLY JIMMY BOUGHT BRAC FOR CARL. WHEN 'S MENTNED THAT SHE HAS CHARACTER, DEBS POTS OUT, "I HAVE RED HAIR, ECKL, AND CROOKED TEETH - I DON'T NEED MORE CHARACTER." LOVE HER, HARR AND MORE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY'S CLEARLY LIBERATELY NOT TELLG FNA ABOUT MICHIGAN - AND THEN WE CUT TO FRANK. UH-OH. IS JIMMY ABOUT TO PULL A FRANK WH THIS MED SCHOOL THG? (JT TRA OUT "MED SCHOOL" FOR "BENR MEXI" OR SOMETHG SIAR.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE CREEPY EX-GAY GUY BRGS FRANK STRAIGHT PORN. THE SIGHT OF FRANK A BATHROBE WATCHG PORN MIGHT BE THE SRIT THG THIS SHOW HAS EVER GIVEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE OFFICE, EVAN OM GREEK (SORRY, HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT TO ME) ASKS FNA IF SHE'S GOOD AT SOFTBALL. ONLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ABRAHAM - WHO N'T FD FRANK, APPARENTLY - TO THE ALIBI LOOKG FOR HIM, AND KEV GETS A TIP OUT OF HIM. ATTA BOY, KEV!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT FRANK'S HOTEL, THE CREEPY GAY AVERSN THERAPY GUY BRGS A LBIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE NURSE JACKIE AFTER A SIX-DAY OXY BENR TO HAVE SEX WH HIM AS A PART OF BOTH OF THEIR THERAPI. OKAY, THIS IS MORE DISTURBG THAN I'D EXPECTED. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE TELLS HER TO PRETEND THAT HE'S ANGELA JOLIE AND SHE ACTUALLY GETS TO . IS THIS AN EPISO OF CALIFORNITN ALL OF A SUDN?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OVER AT KAREN'S HOSPAL ROOM, JODY IS PLAYG "JT THE WAY YOU ARE" ON THE TAMBOURE AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM RIGHT NOW. LIP SHOWS UP AND MAK JODY AND SHEILA STOP MURRG BILLY JOEL, AND SHEILA LETS SLIP ABOUT HOW EXCED KAREN WAS TO GET LIP'S TEXT THAT LED TO HER NEAR ANNIHILATN. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRANK IS AT THE BT GAY BAR EVER, WHERE DNK SKNY MEN SQUAWK OVER HIM AND PEOPLE DANCE WH THEMSELV THE SHADOW OF TSEL CURTAS. IT'S PRETTY MUCH WHERE I WANT TO SPEND ETERNY. ABRAHAM TERPTS ALL THE FUN TO TELL FRANK ABOUT HIS NEXT GIG, AT A GAY BOOKSTORE. HE'S ALSO GOTTEN HIM A BETTER HOTEL THAN THE ONE THAT FRANK WAS PLAG ABOUT - WHICH LOOKED PRETTY DAMNED NICE TO ME, NO? BATHROB AND BELLBOYS NAMED J AND EVERYTHG?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANYWAY, ABRAHAM DISMISS ONE OF THE BOYS BY SAYG, "WALK AWAY, RENEE," SO I OFFICIALLY HAVE TO LOVE HIM FOREVER, BEE I NNOT RIST A LEFT BANKE REFERENCE TO SAVE MY GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V DROPS BY TO VIS HER SANELY GEO MOTHER AND MAKE HER PEE ON A {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY BREAKS THE NEWS ABOUT MICHIGAN TO FNA, SAYG SHE N E WH HIM. LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, JIMMY. SHE HAS A GAME TO GET {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}V HTL HER AMAZG APPLE BOTTOM TO THE ALIBI TO ANNOUNCE THAT KEV IS GONNA BE A DADDY. KEV RPONDS THAT HE IS GOG TO MIX ALL THE CKTAILS THAT NIGHT WH CAROL'S PEE-STICK. GOOD THG NOBODY ORRS ACTUAL CKTAILS THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN MY OWN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}J THE BELLBOY SPI FRANK MACKG ON STTY THE NFED LBIAN NURSE JACKIE, AND HE SENDS A SMOKE SIGNAL TO THE RT OF THE GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE SOFTBALL GAME, FNA NS TO EVAN CHAMBERS' ARMS. AWWW! DID JT CHATW QU THE SHOW OR SOMETHG? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, KAREN'S IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME DOCTOR TELLS SHEILA AND JODY TO LET KAREN KNOW THEY ARE THERE BY DOG THGS THAT SHE LOV. JODY STANTLY TELLS SHEILA TO GO HOME TO GET SOME SLEEP, AND THIS IS GONNA GET NASTY, ISN'T IT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BEFORE SHE LEAV, SHEILA TEARFULLY ADMS TO JODY THAT SHE FEELS GUILTY FOR TAKG JODY AWAY OM KAREN (UH - SHE LEFT TOWN ON HER OWN?) BEE HE IS CLEARLY HER FAIRY-TALE PRCE. WHATEVER, SHEILA - LL WHEN THE SHUTTLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JIMMY SHOWS UP AT THE SOFTBALL GAME AND WHEN FNA TELLS HIM THAT HE KNEW ABOUT MICHIGAN ALL ALONG, HE ADMS : "I NEED A CHANGE." HE TELLS HER HE'S GONNA BE A GREAT DOCTOR, AND SHE TELLS HIM "I'M NOT ARGUG THAT." WA, IS SHE TOM HANKS' BOSS OM JOE VS. THE VOLNO ALL OF A SUDN? ($20 TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY GOT THAT REFERENCE.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MANDY BY TO VIS LIP, BUT HE PRETENDS TO BE ASLEEP BEE HE KNOWS SHE MOWED DOWN HIS OTHER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE HOSPAL, JODY HOVERS AROUND KAREN'S FEET AND LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SHRIMP HER TO NEXT WEEK. HE TOUCH HER AND SHE TWCH. HE MOV NORTH AND SHE SHOWS MORE SIGNS OF RPONSE. HE MAK A RERVATN FOR LUNCH AT THE Y, AND SHE WAKES {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK AT FRANK'S HOTEL ROOM, HE'S GIVG TO LBIAN STTY - WHO IS BEG BEAMED UP BY RHIANNA, APPARENTLY. J BRGS ABRAHAM AND HIS GAY HTLER THUGS , AND THEY LOCK THE DOOR AND TELL FRANK HE'S GOG TO PROVE THAT HE WAS GAY TO BEG WH. ABRAHAM ADDS, "I LIKE TO WATCH." HEY - TAK ALL KDS. AND SORRY, WOULDN'T THE SHOT OF THE LOOMG GENAL THUNRDOME THAT FRANK WAS FACG HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE IF THEY'D HAD THE GUYS DROP THEIR UNDI, EVEN OM BEHD? WHAT, IS SHAMELS GOG SOFT, OF ALL SHOWS?!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND BACK AT THE HOSPAL, JODY CROWS TO THE DOCTORS THAT "I'VE FOUND THE CURE TO AS!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ANOTHER FE EPISO, LIVERG THE UAL SHAMELS SO-WRONG-'S-RIGHT SHENANIGANS AND A FEW OUT-OF-NOWHERE GENUELY TOUCHG MOMENTS TO UNRCUT THE EDY (SHEILA AND JODY, V AND FNA). I HAVE THE FEELG FRANK HAS ALREADY PUNCHED THIS WHOLE GAY RIGHTS MEAL TICKET AND WE'LL BE SEEG THE BACKSI OF THAT STORYLE SOON (EVEN IF WE DIDN'T SEE THE BACKSIS OF EHER OF HIS MP-SWAPPG TORMENTORS). I'M A B BUMMED THAT IAN MIGHT HAVE WOUND UP ON THE CUTTG ROOM FLOOR - HIS STORYLE HAS BEEN SERLY LACKG SCE THE HORRIFYG ORAL WH MICKEY'S FATHER - THGS HAD BETTER PICK UP THAT PARTMENT SOON. AND WHILE SHE'S A TOTAL PSYCHO, MY HEART SOMEHOW STILL GO OUT TO MANDY ALL THIS. CONSIRG HOW MUCH I HATED THAT CHARACTER JT A SEASON AGO, 'S PRETTY REMARKABLE THAT THEY'VE MANAGED TO GET ME ON HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO, THEY SEEM TO BE TAKG THEIR TIME WH THE WHOLE FNA/EVAN OM GREEK SUATN. COULD HE BE STICKG AROUND A WHILE AS A POTENTIAL LONG-TERM LOVE TERT FOR FI? I N'T SAY FOR SURE WHETHER I'D BE OKAY WH THAT AND RPECTFULLY REQUT A NU SCENE TO HELP ME MAKE UP MY MD. THANKS!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALL ALL, I'D GIVE A SEVEN OUT OF TEN OLD STYL:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT'D YOU THK? ANY IAS WHAT MIGHT BE STORE FOR THE LAST TWO EPS OF THE SEASON?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Macy) is plopped behd a podium by Abraham the Supergay (Bradley Whford) and touted as the new gay J or some crap (although we will meet an ACTUAL gay J later).

SHAMELS SEASON 8 EPISO 10 REVIEW: CHURCH OF GAY J

You know, typil married uple grills Mandy about this chick that Mickey is marryg, and turns out 's the Rsian prostute that their dad ma Mickey sleep wh to -gay him (who is now pregnant). ) and then is approached by a guy om an ex-gay nversn therapy cult.

Okay, this is sists, "Gay is who I am now - gay is who I shall be.

PUBLIC DISURS OF GAY MEN

And 's a b disappotg that we didn't get to see if Ian tried out, pecially when publicy stills clearly showed that Ian ran to Frank at the gay bar at some pot the filmg of a later 's gay bellboy - who I totally regnize as E. )The creepy ex-gay guy brgs Frank straight porn.

Back at Frank's hotel, the creepy gay aversn therapy guy brgs a lbian who looks like Nurse Jackie after a six-day oxy benr to have sex wh him as a part of both of their therapi. Is at the bt gay bar ever, where dnk skny men squawk over him and people dance wh themselv the shadow of tsel curtas. Abraham terpts all the fun to tell Frank about his next gig, at a gay bookstore.

Anyway, Abraham dismiss one of the boys by sayg, "Walk away, Renee, " so I officially have to love him forever, bee I nnot rist a Left Banke reference to save my gay life.

*BEAR-MAGAZINE.COM* FRANK GALLAGHER GAY SPEECH

Public Disurs of Gay Men, Pl Baker, Lguistics and English Language, Lanster Universy.

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