John Mulaney divorc wife, begs long twistg road to g out as a gay man (Part 2)

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• OLD GAY MAN
• JOHN MULANEY DIVORC WIFE, BEGS LONG TWISTG ROAD TO G OUT AS A GAY MAN (PART 2)
• WHO WROTE “OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY?COMMUNY ANSWER“OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY WAS WRTEN BY JOHN MULANEY.OLD GAY MANJOHN MULANEY8.4K VIEWSREAD THE LYRICS SOURCED BY 4 GENI NTRIBUTORSSIGN UP TO ADD YOUR KNOWLEDGERELATED QUTNS ABOUT “OLD GAY MAN”WHO PRODUCED “OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY RELEASE “OLD GAY MAN”?RELATED QUTNS ABOUT JOHN MULANEYWHEN DID JOHN MULANEY'S FIRST ALBUM RELEASE?WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR ALBUM BY JOHN MULANEY?WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR SONG BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY START MAKG MIC?SIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGEKNOW SOMETHG WE DON’T ABOUT “OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY? GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• IS JOHN MULANEY GAY OR BISEXUAL? JOHN MULANEY’S SEXUALY EXPLAED
• OLD MURRSJOHN MULANEYTRACK 7 ON NEW IN TOWN PRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON & 7 MOREJAN. 31, 20121 VIEWER2 CONTRIBUTORSOLD MURRS LYRICSI ALSO WATCH THIS SHOW LLED COLD CASE FIL. ON COLD CASE FIL, THEY SOLVE OLD MURRS, AND 'S REALLY TERTG 'E WHAT I LEARNED OM IS THAT WAS REALLY EASY TO GET AWAY WH MURR BEFORE THEY KNEW ABOUT DNA. IT WAS RIDICULOLY EASY. LIKE, WHAT WAS EVEN GOG ON BACK THEN? WHAT WAS A MURR VTIGATN LIKE 1935? ONE P WOULD JT WALK AND BE LIKE, "DETECTIVE! WE FOUND A POOL OF THE KILLER'S BLOOD THAT HALLWAY!" AND HE WOULD JT BE LIKE, "HMM… GROSS! MOP UP. NOW THEN, BACK TO MY HUNCH… HMM…. LOOK FOR CLU. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO! WE'LL DRAW CHALK AROUND WHERE THE BODY IS. THAT WAY, WE'LL KNOW WHERE WAS."ALSO, A UPLE YEARS AGO, I SAW THIS MOVIE LLED PUBLIC ENEMI WH JOHNNY DEPP. IT WAS ABOUT OLD BANK ROBBERS AND STUFF. HERE'S HOW EASY WAS TO GET AWAY WH BANK ROBBERY BACK THE '30S. AS LONG AS YOU WEREN'T STILL THERE WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED, YOU HAD A 99% CHANCE OF GETTG AWAY WH . TO THE POT THAT, LIKE, THOSE OLD BANK ROBBERS, THEY TAKE CRED FOR THE BANK ROBBERI! LIKE, THEY E NNG OUT OF THERE AND THEY'RE LIKE "HA, HA, HA! AND IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU TELL 'EM WAS GOLN JOE AND THE SUGGS GANG!" AND THEN THEY LIKE SHOOT SUGGS TO THE SI OF THE WALL. IT'S LIKE, WHAT, WERE BULLETS EE BACK THEN? AND THEY DON'T EVEN DISGUISE THEMSELV. THEY DRS UP FOR THE BANK ROBBERY. THEY'RE ROLLG THERE LIKE BIG SUS AND HATS LIKE THEY'RE GOG TO CHURCH ATLANTA. THEY MAKE A DAY OF !I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. OH-HO-HO! OH GOOD, HAS A MD OF S OWN. THAT'S VERY REASSURG. NO, NO, NO, NO… I DON'T LIKE ROBOTS THKG OF THGS. I HOPE YOU DON'T MD THAT I DRSED UP. IT WAS MY FIRST MUNN TODAY SO I CID TO E RIGHT OM . I WAS A VERY GOOD FIRST MUNINT.EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “OLD MURRS” BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY RELEASE “OLD MURRS”?WHO WROTE “OLD MURRS” BY JOHN MULANEY?NEW IN TOWN (2012)JOHN MULANEY1. QUICKSAND2. A CHILD WH LAWYERS3. ASIAN AMERIN WOMAN4. TRYG HIS BT5. THE WORSE WORD6. SPECIAL VICTIMS AND ICE-T7. OLD MURRS8. EASY NOT TO DO THGS9. MARIACHI AND THE NEW YORK POST10. TAKG CARE OF MYSELF11. OLD GAY MAN12. FEMALE HEIST MOVIE13. DELTA AIRL14. JEWISH GIRLS15. WHISKEY OR PERFUME16. THE ONE THG YOU CAN’T REPLACE17. ON THE STREET18. NEW TOWN19. THE XANAX STORYCREDSPRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON, CASEY SPIRA, ALON SIMCHA, DAVID MER, DANE C. REILEY, JOHN IRW, JOHN MULANEY & DAVE BECKYWRTEN BYJOHN MULANEYENGEERETHAN BA & IAN STEARNSSHOW DIRECTORRYAN POLOLABELCOMEDY CENTRALCOPYRIGHT (C)COMEDY CENTRALRERD ATTHE JACK H SKIRBALL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMG ARTS, NEW YORK UNIVERSYRELEASE DATEJANUARY 31, 2012TAGSNON-MICCOMEDYLIVEEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• OLD GAY MAN
• OLD GAY MANJOHN MULANEY LYRICS
• THE XANAX STORYJOHN MULANEYTRACK 19 ON NEW IN TOWN PRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON & 7 MOREJAN. 31, 20121 VIEWER8.7K VIEWS3 CONTRIBUTORSTHE XANAX STORY LYRICSJT TOO ANX FOR A LOT OF THGS, I GET NERVO ALL THE TIME, NOT EVEN ABOUT LIKE MAJOR LIFE THGS. JT ABOUT LIKE EVERYDAY SUATNS. LIKE THIS IS MY REGULAR SPEAKG VOICE, BUT IF I'M A PUBIC BATHROOM AND SOMEONE KNOCKS TOO SUDNLY ON THE DOOR OR STALL DOOR, I GO TO A WHOLE DIFFERENT SPEAKG VOICE. WHICH IS, "EH, SOMEONE'S HERE... SOMEONE'S HERE..." SO THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "I THK THERE IS A RNIVAL BARKER THERE. I THK SOMEONE'S TRYG TO DM UP BS FOR A RNIVAL."I CID TO DO SOMETHG ABOUT THIS ANXIETY RECENTLY. I CID I WAS GONNA TRY AND GET A XANAX PRCRIPTN. I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HERE HAS EVER TRIED XANAX, BUT 'S FANTASTIC. VERY MUTED CLAPS FOR XANAX. YOU DON'T REALLY GET WOO'S, S MORE LIKE YEAH... I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET A XANAX PRCRIPTN THOUGH. DGS LIKE THAT A TRICKY SOMETIM, BUT I TALKED TO A IEND OF ME AND HE SAID OH YEAH, I DID THIS. HE SAID THAT HE HAD A REGULAR DOCTOR'S APPOTMENT AND AT THE END OF HE SAID TO HIS DOCTOR, "HEY DOCTOR, SOMETIM I GET NERVO ON AIRPLAN." AND THE DOCTOR JT WROTE HIM A XANAX PRCRIPTN. AND I'M LIKE YEAH, THAT'S THE TYPE OF LOWBROW SH I'M LOOKG FOR. I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE, IEND I'VE NEVER LISTENED TO BEFORE.SO I GO TO A CLIC, AND I GO AND I'M JT GOG TO GO FOR, YOU KNOW, A REGULAR TYPE OF CHECK-UP AND AT THE END, I'LL ASK ABOUT XANAX. SO I GET TO THE ONT SK, AND THEY HAVE A "WHY ARE YOU HERE SHEET." AND I WANNA PICK SOMETHG THAT WILL GET ME OUT REALLY QUICKLY. AND I LOOK DOWN AND I SEE EQUENT URATN. AND I WAS LIKE, PERFECT THAT'LL BE A SUPER QUICK VIS YOU KNOW? I'LL JT BE LIKE, "HEY, SOMETIM I PEE A LOT," AND THE DOCTOR WOULD BE LIKE, "ME TOO, CRAZY RIGHT?" AND I'LL BE LIKE, "I GET NERVO ON AIRPLAN." SO I CHECKED OFF EQUENT URATN AND I SAT DOWN THE WAG AREA, AND I WAED FOR 3 HOURS. I FALLY GO BACK TO THE OBSERVATN ROOM, AND OH- IN THE OBSERVATN ROOM THERE WAS A MALE NURSE STANDG THERE, AND HE HAS A BATMAN STICKER ON HIS STETHOSPE, A BATMAN NECKLACE, AND A BATMAN WATCH. HE WAS KD OF MOVG AROUND THE WHOLE TIME. HE WAS JT LIKE, "ALRIGHT! I AM TOO BLSED TO BE STRSED! LET'S DO ! WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO, BIS WORK?" AND THEN HE'D TAKE SOMETHG AND THROW OVER HIS SHOULR AND BE LIKE, "BEATS WORKG." AND ALL OF HIS JOK WERE ANTI-WORK, WHICH IS NOT ALWAYS WHAT YOU WANT OM A HEALTH RE PROFSNAL.THE DOCTOR THE ROOM, AND THE DOCTOR LOOKS AT MY CHART AND HE SAYS: "OH, YOU'RE HERE FOR EQUENT URATN, HOW MANY TIM A DAY ARE YOU URATG?" AND I TRIED TO THK OF A NUMBER THAT WOULD WARRANT A DOCTOR VIS. SO I SAID 11. THAT WAS TOO MANY TIM TO SAY. THE DOCTOR LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "YOU'RE PEEG 11 TIM A DAY? THEN YOU MAY HAVE SOMETHG WRONG WH YOUR PROSTATE. SO, WHAT WE NEED TO DO…" SOME OF YOU ARE AHEAD OF ME. SO I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW HE PHRASED , BUT THE GIST OF WAS, "HEY IF THIS VIS WAS TO NTUE, I'M GOG TO STICK PART OF MY HAND UP YOUR ASS." AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 'CSE I ULDN'T BE LIKE, "NO THAT'S OKAY, I WAS LYG. IT WAS A LIE… TO GET DGS. YOU KNOW? LIKE A CRIME!" SO WHAT I DID WAS I PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, WALKED OVER TO THE OBSERVATN TABLE AND I PUT MY HAND ON THE OBSERVATN TABLE LIKE THIS. AND BY THE WAY, PART OF ME WAS LIKE, "WHATEVER… YOU KNOW? YOU EVER HAVE THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN... ADULT LIFE IS ALREADY SO GODDAMN WEIRD."SO I'M BENT OVER LIKE THIS ON THE TABLE, AND THE DOCTOR UP BEHD ME AND SAYS, "NO, NO, NO, NOT ON YOUR HANDS, YOUR ELBOWS." AND HE KNOCKS ME DOWN LIKE THAT. AND THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHY, I THK 'S 'E THIS HAS A LTLE REMAG DIGNY TO , YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THIS IS SORT OF LIKE, GO STICK , I AM AN AMERIN. THIS IS LIKE YOU'RE LEANG OVER THE EDGE OF A CISE SHIP AND YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, WE'RE APPROACHG MARTIQUE!" HE KNOCKED ME DOWN TO MY ELBOWS AND THEN HE STUCK HIS HAND . AND YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIM YOU'RE LIKE, I BET I KNOW WHAT MOST THGS FEEL LIKE, YA KNOW? YOU JT THK YOU'LL KNOW? I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THIS WAS GONNA FEEL LIKE. AND THIS WAS THE ACTUAL SOUND I MA, I WENT, "OHM!" BUT I DIDN'T SAY . LIKE, ME OM MY VOL RDS, BUT WAS TOTALLY VOLUNTARY. IT WAS AS IF A GHOST HAD BEEN TRAPPED MY BELLY AND FALLY FLEW OUT TOWARDS THE LIGHT. AND THEN, WHEN HE PULLED HIS HAND OUT, WE HAD GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL, SO I'LL PHRASE THIS AS LITELY AS A N. I DID NOT REALIZE THAT WHEN THE DOCTOR PULLS HIS HAND OUT FEELS LIKE YOUR SHTG BEE THE ONLY THG TO E OUT OF YOUR BUTT BEFORE HAS BEEN SH.SO... HE PULLS HIS HAND OUT AND I THOUGHT I WAS SHTG TO HIS HAND. SO I YELLED, "I'M SORRY!" THIS IS A VERY ROUTE PROCRE BY THE WAY FOR MOST DOCTORS. AND SO FAR HE'S HAD TO AL WH "OHM!" AND "I'M SORRY!" AND HE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME OFF THE HOOK YOU KNOW? HE WASN'T LIKE, "OH, DON'T WORRY, YOU DIDN'T SH TO MY HAND." HE JT THREW HIS GLOVE AWAY AND WENT, "AHWAHAHWAH." AND I WAS ABOUT TO ASK ABOUT XANAX BUT HE WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT YOUR PROSTATE'S FE, BUT WE STILL NEED TO DO A BLOOD TT." SO I PULLED UP MY PANTS AND SHUFFLED AWAY... FEELG DIFFERENT. AND HE YELLS OUT TO THE HALL, HE GO, "HEY! WE'RE DOG A BLOOD TT HERE. GET HERE!" AND BATMAN DANC BACK AND HE'S LIKE, "ALRIGHT! WE'RE GONNA DO A BLOOD TT! YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, LET'S DO ." THE DOCTOR LEFT THE ROOM, SO I'M ALONE WH BATMAN. I JT NEED THIS BLOOD TT TO BE OVER. BUT FIRST I HAD TO TELL BATMAN SOMETHG, I WAS LIKE "BATMAN LOOK, I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO, WHEN YOU TAKE BLOOD OM ME, SOMETIM I N FAT. AND I WAS THE WAG AREA FOR THREE HOURS AND I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY AND I'M REALLY WORRIED I'M GONNA FAT." AND BATMAN SAID TO ME, AND I'LL NEVER FET , "PSHH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FAT!"SO... I STICK MY ARM OUT, BATMAN PUTS THE NEEDLE MY ARM, AND I'M IMMEDIATELY ON THE GROUND. I WAKE UP AND I AM VERED SWEAT LYG ON THE OBSERVATN TABLE. I WAKE UP, I OPEN MY EY AND I SEE BATMAN'S FACE. HE'S LOOKG AT ME AND HE GO, "YOU GOTTA GO!" AND I GO, "CAN I PLEASE TALK TO THE DOCTOR THOUGHT FOR A SEC, BEE SOMETIM... I GET NERVO ON AIRPLAN." AND BATMAN SAID, "THE DOCTOR'S GONE!" SO I GOT MY STUFF, AND I LEFT... THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT IF YOU'VE BEEN NERVO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT XANAX BEE IF YOU LIE TO HIM, HE WILL STICK HIS FGER YOUR ASS. AND IF YOU DO SUFFER OM EQUENT URATN, KEEP TO YOURSELF. I WENT TO THAT CLIC TWO YEARS LATER FOR A DIFFERENT CHECKUP, AND AS I WAS LEAVG, WHO DO I N TO BUT BATMAN. AND HE SED AT ME AND HE WAS WEARG READG GLASS TO SHOW THAT TIME HAD PASSED.THANKS VERY MUCH FOR LISTENG TO ME, MY NAME IS JOHN MULANEY. YOU WERE REALLY FUN, THANK YOU.EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “THE XANAX STORY” BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY RELEASE “THE XANAX STORY”?WHO WROTE “THE XANAX STORY” BY JOHN MULANEY?NEW IN TOWN (2012)JOHN MULANEY1. QUICKSAND2. A CHILD WH LAWYERS3. ASIAN AMERIN WOMAN4. TRYG HIS BT5. THE WORSE WORD6. SPECIAL VICTIMS AND ICE-T7. OLD MURRS8. EASY NOT TO DO THGS9. MARIACHI AND THE NEW YORK POST10. TAKG CARE OF MYSELF11. OLD GAY MAN12. FEMALE HEIST MOVIE13. DELTA AIRL14. JEWISH GIRLS15. WHISKEY OR PERFUME16. THE ONE THG YOU CAN’T REPLACE17. ON THE STREET18. NEW TOWN19. THE XANAX STORYCREDSPRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON, CASEY SPIRA, ALON SIMCHA, DAVID MER, DANE C. REILEY, JOHN IRW, JOHN MULANEY & DAVE BECKYWRTEN BYJOHN MULANEYCOPYRIGHT ©COMEDY CENTRALENGEERETHAN BA & IAN STEARNSSHOW DIRECTORRYAN POLOLABELCOMEDY CENTRALRERD ATTHE JACK H SKIRBALL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMG ARTS, NEW YORK UNIVERSYRELEASE DATEJANUARY 31, 2012TAGSNON-MICCOMEDYLIVEEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

OLD GAY MAN

Do we have any first hand acunts of anythg credible suggtg he's gay? I was willg to give him the benef on the doubt that he was jt a well-groomed straight man who happened to love mil theater until he announced he was datg Olivia, gay, gay. The gay claims are based on circumstantial evince, R10, but there's so much of and mannerisms.

JOHN MULANEY DIVORC WIFE, BEGS LONG TWISTG ROAD TO G OUT AS A GAY MAN (PART 2)

Gayns and gay terts (such as mil theatre) are a big part of his wrg and his his wife for a divorce immediately after gettg out of rehab, which volv tense on the heels of the divorce announcement, beg lked the prs to a known Anonymoreply 15May 14, 2021 4:34 PM.

The gayns and gay terts actually make me thk he's straight...... If he was secretly gay, wouldn't he would be ls open about that type of subject matter?

What gay man voluntarily spends time wh Pete Davidson at strip clubs on the road....? Gay or straight, he's a pigeon chted, mcg Anonymoreply 28May 14, 2021 6:59 PM. It did get people to shut up about the gay mors that immediately sprang up after he got out of problem is that don't target his dience properly and his soon to be ex-wife Anna n then take his ass to the cleaners.

WHO WROTE “OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY?COMMUNY ANSWER“OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY WAS WRTEN BY JOHN MULANEY.OLD GAY MANJOHN MULANEY8.4K VIEWSREAD THE LYRICS SOURCED BY 4 GENI NTRIBUTORSSIGN UP TO ADD YOUR KNOWLEDGERELATED QUTNS ABOUT “OLD GAY MAN”WHO PRODUCED “OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY RELEASE “OLD GAY MAN”?RELATED QUTNS ABOUT JOHN MULANEYWHEN DID JOHN MULANEY'S FIRST ALBUM RELEASE?WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR ALBUM BY JOHN MULANEY?WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR SONG BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY START MAKG MIC?SIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGEKNOW SOMETHG WE DON’T ABOUT “OLD GAY MAN” BY JOHN MULANEY? GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

I wish the "no gay man says rock' twk" troll would take his fuckg meds.

IS JOHN MULANEY GAY OR BISEXUAL? JOHN MULANEY’S SEXUALY EXPLAED

About mulaney- jt bee someone's gayns n be seen om space don't mean they themselv know they're gay.

OLD MURRSJOHN MULANEYTRACK 7 ON NEW IN TOWN PRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON & 7 MOREJAN. 31, 20121 VIEWER2 CONTRIBUTORSOLD MURRS LYRICSI ALSO WATCH THIS SHOW LLED COLD CASE FIL. ON COLD CASE FIL, THEY SOLVE OLD MURRS, AND 'S REALLY TERTG 'E WHAT I LEARNED OM IS THAT WAS REALLY EASY TO GET AWAY WH MURR BEFORE THEY KNEW ABOUT DNA. IT WAS RIDICULOLY EASY. LIKE, WHAT WAS EVEN GOG ON BACK THEN? WHAT WAS A MURR VTIGATN LIKE 1935? ONE P WOULD JT WALK AND BE LIKE, "DETECTIVE! WE FOUND A POOL OF THE KILLER'S BLOOD THAT HALLWAY!" AND HE WOULD JT BE LIKE, "HMM… GROSS! MOP UP. NOW THEN, BACK TO MY HUNCH… HMM…. LOOK FOR CLU. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO! WE'LL DRAW CHALK AROUND WHERE THE BODY IS. THAT WAY, WE'LL KNOW WHERE WAS."ALSO, A UPLE YEARS AGO, I SAW THIS MOVIE LLED PUBLIC ENEMI WH JOHNNY DEPP. IT WAS ABOUT OLD BANK ROBBERS AND STUFF. HERE'S HOW EASY WAS TO GET AWAY WH BANK ROBBERY BACK THE '30S. AS LONG AS YOU WEREN'T STILL THERE WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED, YOU HAD A 99% CHANCE OF GETTG AWAY WH . TO THE POT THAT, LIKE, THOSE OLD BANK ROBBERS, THEY TAKE CRED FOR THE BANK ROBBERI! LIKE, THEY E NNG OUT OF THERE AND THEY'RE LIKE "HA, HA, HA! AND IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU TELL 'EM WAS GOLN JOE AND THE SUGGS GANG!" AND THEN THEY LIKE SHOOT SUGGS TO THE SI OF THE WALL. IT'S LIKE, WHAT, WERE BULLETS EE BACK THEN? AND THEY DON'T EVEN DISGUISE THEMSELV. THEY DRS UP FOR THE BANK ROBBERY. THEY'RE ROLLG THERE LIKE BIG SUS AND HATS LIKE THEY'RE GOG TO CHURCH ATLANTA. THEY MAKE A DAY OF !I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. OH-HO-HO! OH GOOD, HAS A MD OF S OWN. THAT'S VERY REASSURG. NO, NO, NO, NO… I DON'T LIKE ROBOTS THKG OF THGS. I HOPE YOU DON'T MD THAT I DRSED UP. IT WAS MY FIRST MUNN TODAY SO I CID TO E RIGHT OM . I WAS A VERY GOOD FIRST MUNINT.EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “OLD MURRS” BY JOHN MULANEY?WHEN DID JOHN MULANEY RELEASE “OLD MURRS”?WHO WROTE “OLD MURRS” BY JOHN MULANEY?NEW IN TOWN (2012)JOHN MULANEY1. QUICKSAND2. A CHILD WH LAWYERS3. ASIAN AMERIN WOMAN4. TRYG HIS BT5. THE WORSE WORD6. SPECIAL VICTIMS AND ICE-T7. OLD MURRS8. EASY NOT TO DO THGS9. MARIACHI AND THE NEW YORK POST10. TAKG CARE OF MYSELF11. OLD GAY MAN12. FEMALE HEIST MOVIE13. DELTA AIRL14. JEWISH GIRLS15. WHISKEY OR PERFUME16. THE ONE THG YOU CAN’T REPLACE17. ON THE STREET18. NEW TOWN19. THE XANAX STORYCREDSPRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON, CASEY SPIRA, ALON SIMCHA, DAVID MER, DANE C. REILEY, JOHN IRW, JOHN MULANEY & DAVE BECKYWRTEN BYJOHN MULANEYENGEERETHAN BA & IAN STEARNSSHOW DIRECTORRYAN POLOLABELCOMEDY CENTRALCOPYRIGHT (C)COMEDY CENTRALRERD ATTHE JACK H SKIRBALL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMG ARTS, NEW YORK UNIVERSYRELEASE DATEJANUARY 31, 2012TAGSNON-MICCOMEDYLIVEEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

Pecially wh his childhood and relig upbrgg, i thk he genuely thought he was one of those "seems gay but isn't" straight guys but realized recently that wasn't the se.

[quote]I wish the "no gay man says rock' twk" troll would take his fuckg meds.

Not gay. A gay guy wouldn't associate diaper changg wh wantg dick.

OLD GAY MAN

A straight guy that thks gay men are predators would.

Bill Har played gay the rather ser "dark" edy, "The Skeleton Tws. As much as I would "like" Mulaney to be gay—physilly, 's like he was beamed down om pla My Type, and I was raised Catholic too, so I appreciate guys who are a ltle damaged that way—I really don't thk he Olivia Munn thg is jt a ltle too on-the-nose for someone who wants to stay, DL has everybody's number.

For someone who's almost 40 (and a dnk/dg addict), that's implsible if he's gay or ago, someone reported that they knew him at Geetown and knew a girl he fucked regularly, and he was supposedly paranoid about her possibly beg pregnant. He’s not gay.

OLD GAY MANJOHN MULANEY LYRICS

He’s a dark twisted straight addict edian wh effemate mannerisms and a gay affect when speakg.

Thkg he’s actually gay is givg him too much cred. Sh like this mak me glad I'm gay and never have to be a relatnship wh a Anonymoreply 89May 15, 2021 6:20 PM.

R89, maybe you missed all the stori about gay men killed by grdr hookups.

THE XANAX STORYJOHN MULANEYTRACK 19 ON NEW IN TOWN PRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON & 7 MOREJAN. 31, 20121 VIEWER8.7K VIEWS3 CONTRIBUTORSTHE XANAX STORY LYRICSJT TOO ANX FOR A LOT OF THGS, I GET NERVO ALL THE TIME, NOT EVEN ABOUT LIKE MAJOR LIFE THGS. JT ABOUT LIKE EVERYDAY SUATNS. LIKE THIS IS MY REGULAR SPEAKG VOICE, BUT IF I'M A PUBIC BATHROOM AND SOMEONE KNOCKS TOO SUDNLY ON THE DOOR OR STALL DOOR, I GO TO A WHOLE DIFFERENT SPEAKG VOICE. WHICH IS, "EH, SOMEONE'S HERE... SOMEONE'S HERE..." SO THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "I THK THERE IS A RNIVAL BARKER THERE. I THK SOMEONE'S TRYG TO DM UP BS FOR A RNIVAL."I CID TO DO SOMETHG ABOUT THIS ANXIETY RECENTLY. I CID I WAS GONNA TRY AND GET A XANAX PRCRIPTN. I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE HERE HAS EVER TRIED XANAX, BUT 'S FANTASTIC. VERY MUTED CLAPS FOR XANAX. YOU DON'T REALLY GET WOO'S, S MORE LIKE YEAH... I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET A XANAX PRCRIPTN THOUGH. DGS LIKE THAT A TRICKY SOMETIM, BUT I TALKED TO A IEND OF ME AND HE SAID OH YEAH, I DID THIS. HE SAID THAT HE HAD A REGULAR DOCTOR'S APPOTMENT AND AT THE END OF HE SAID TO HIS DOCTOR, "HEY DOCTOR, SOMETIM I GET NERVO ON AIRPLAN." AND THE DOCTOR JT WROTE HIM A XANAX PRCRIPTN. AND I'M LIKE YEAH, THAT'S THE TYPE OF LOWBROW SH I'M LOOKG FOR. I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE, IEND I'VE NEVER LISTENED TO BEFORE.SO I GO TO A CLIC, AND I GO AND I'M JT GOG TO GO FOR, YOU KNOW, A REGULAR TYPE OF CHECK-UP AND AT THE END, I'LL ASK ABOUT XANAX. SO I GET TO THE ONT SK, AND THEY HAVE A "WHY ARE YOU HERE SHEET." AND I WANNA PICK SOMETHG THAT WILL GET ME OUT REALLY QUICKLY. AND I LOOK DOWN AND I SEE EQUENT URATN. AND I WAS LIKE, PERFECT THAT'LL BE A SUPER QUICK VIS YOU KNOW? I'LL JT BE LIKE, "HEY, SOMETIM I PEE A LOT," AND THE DOCTOR WOULD BE LIKE, "ME TOO, CRAZY RIGHT?" AND I'LL BE LIKE, "I GET NERVO ON AIRPLAN." SO I CHECKED OFF EQUENT URATN AND I SAT DOWN THE WAG AREA, AND I WAED FOR 3 HOURS. I FALLY GO BACK TO THE OBSERVATN ROOM, AND OH- IN THE OBSERVATN ROOM THERE WAS A MALE NURSE STANDG THERE, AND HE HAS A BATMAN STICKER ON HIS STETHOSPE, A BATMAN NECKLACE, AND A BATMAN WATCH. HE WAS KD OF MOVG AROUND THE WHOLE TIME. HE WAS JT LIKE, "ALRIGHT! I AM TOO BLSED TO BE STRSED! LET'S DO ! WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO, BIS WORK?" AND THEN HE'D TAKE SOMETHG AND THROW OVER HIS SHOULR AND BE LIKE, "BEATS WORKG." AND ALL OF HIS JOK WERE ANTI-WORK, WHICH IS NOT ALWAYS WHAT YOU WANT OM A HEALTH RE PROFSNAL.THE DOCTOR THE ROOM, AND THE DOCTOR LOOKS AT MY CHART AND HE SAYS: "OH, YOU'RE HERE FOR EQUENT URATN, HOW MANY TIM A DAY ARE YOU URATG?" AND I TRIED TO THK OF A NUMBER THAT WOULD WARRANT A DOCTOR VIS. SO I SAID 11. THAT WAS TOO MANY TIM TO SAY. THE DOCTOR LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "YOU'RE PEEG 11 TIM A DAY? THEN YOU MAY HAVE SOMETHG WRONG WH YOUR PROSTATE. SO, WHAT WE NEED TO DO…" SOME OF YOU ARE AHEAD OF ME. SO I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW HE PHRASED , BUT THE GIST OF WAS, "HEY IF THIS VIS WAS TO NTUE, I'M GOG TO STICK PART OF MY HAND UP YOUR ASS." AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 'CSE I ULDN'T BE LIKE, "NO THAT'S OKAY, I WAS LYG. IT WAS A LIE… TO GET DGS. YOU KNOW? LIKE A CRIME!" SO WHAT I DID WAS I PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, WALKED OVER TO THE OBSERVATN TABLE AND I PUT MY HAND ON THE OBSERVATN TABLE LIKE THIS. AND BY THE WAY, PART OF ME WAS LIKE, "WHATEVER… YOU KNOW? YOU EVER HAVE THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS MIGHT AS WELL HAPPEN... ADULT LIFE IS ALREADY SO GODDAMN WEIRD."SO I'M BENT OVER LIKE THIS ON THE TABLE, AND THE DOCTOR UP BEHD ME AND SAYS, "NO, NO, NO, NOT ON YOUR HANDS, YOUR ELBOWS." AND HE KNOCKS ME DOWN LIKE THAT. AND THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THIS. I DON'T KNOW WHY, I THK 'S 'E THIS HAS A LTLE REMAG DIGNY TO , YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THIS IS SORT OF LIKE, GO STICK , I AM AN AMERIN. THIS IS LIKE YOU'RE LEANG OVER THE EDGE OF A CISE SHIP AND YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, WE'RE APPROACHG MARTIQUE!" HE KNOCKED ME DOWN TO MY ELBOWS AND THEN HE STUCK HIS HAND . AND YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIM YOU'RE LIKE, I BET I KNOW WHAT MOST THGS FEEL LIKE, YA KNOW? YOU JT THK YOU'LL KNOW? I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THIS WAS GONNA FEEL LIKE. AND THIS WAS THE ACTUAL SOUND I MA, I WENT, "OHM!" BUT I DIDN'T SAY . LIKE, ME OM MY VOL RDS, BUT WAS TOTALLY VOLUNTARY. IT WAS AS IF A GHOST HAD BEEN TRAPPED MY BELLY AND FALLY FLEW OUT TOWARDS THE LIGHT. AND THEN, WHEN HE PULLED HIS HAND OUT, WE HAD GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY WELL, SO I'LL PHRASE THIS AS LITELY AS A N. I DID NOT REALIZE THAT WHEN THE DOCTOR PULLS HIS HAND OUT FEELS LIKE YOUR SHTG BEE THE ONLY THG TO E OUT OF YOUR BUTT BEFORE HAS BEEN SH.SO... HE PULLS HIS HAND OUT AND I THOUGHT I WAS SHTG TO HIS HAND. SO I YELLED, "I'M SORRY!" THIS IS A VERY ROUTE PROCRE BY THE WAY FOR MOST DOCTORS. AND SO FAR HE'S HAD TO AL WH "OHM!" AND "I'M SORRY!" AND HE DIDN'T EVEN LET ME OFF THE HOOK YOU KNOW? HE WASN'T LIKE, "OH, DON'T WORRY, YOU DIDN'T SH TO MY HAND." HE JT THREW HIS GLOVE AWAY AND WENT, "AHWAHAHWAH." AND I WAS ABOUT TO ASK ABOUT XANAX BUT HE WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT YOUR PROSTATE'S FE, BUT WE STILL NEED TO DO A BLOOD TT." SO I PULLED UP MY PANTS AND SHUFFLED AWAY... FEELG DIFFERENT. AND HE YELLS OUT TO THE HALL, HE GO, "HEY! WE'RE DOG A BLOOD TT HERE. GET HERE!" AND BATMAN DANC BACK AND HE'S LIKE, "ALRIGHT! WE'RE GONNA DO A BLOOD TT! YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, LET'S DO ." THE DOCTOR LEFT THE ROOM, SO I'M ALONE WH BATMAN. I JT NEED THIS BLOOD TT TO BE OVER. BUT FIRST I HAD TO TELL BATMAN SOMETHG, I WAS LIKE "BATMAN LOOK, I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO, WHEN YOU TAKE BLOOD OM ME, SOMETIM I N FAT. AND I WAS THE WAG AREA FOR THREE HOURS AND I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY AND I'M REALLY WORRIED I'M GONNA FAT." AND BATMAN SAID TO ME, AND I'LL NEVER FET , "PSHH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FAT!"SO... I STICK MY ARM OUT, BATMAN PUTS THE NEEDLE MY ARM, AND I'M IMMEDIATELY ON THE GROUND. I WAKE UP AND I AM VERED SWEAT LYG ON THE OBSERVATN TABLE. I WAKE UP, I OPEN MY EY AND I SEE BATMAN'S FACE. HE'S LOOKG AT ME AND HE GO, "YOU GOTTA GO!" AND I GO, "CAN I PLEASE TALK TO THE DOCTOR THOUGHT FOR A SEC, BEE SOMETIM... I GET NERVO ON AIRPLAN." AND BATMAN SAID, "THE DOCTOR'S GONE!" SO I GOT MY STUFF, AND I LEFT... THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT IF YOU'VE BEEN NERVO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT XANAX BEE IF YOU LIE TO HIM, HE WILL STICK HIS FGER YOUR ASS. AND IF YOU DO SUFFER OM EQUENT URATN, KEEP TO YOURSELF. I WENT TO THAT CLIC TWO YEARS LATER FOR A DIFFERENT CHECKUP, AND AS I WAS LEAVG, WHO DO I N TO BUT BATMAN. AND HE SED AT ME AND HE WAS WEARG READG GLASS TO SHOW THAT TIME HAD PASSED.THANKS VERY MUCH FOR LISTENG TO ME, MY NAME IS JOHN MULANEY. 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JEWISH GIRLS15. WHISKEY OR PERFUME16. THE ONE THG YOU CAN’T REPLACE17. ON THE STREET18. NEW TOWN19. THE XANAX STORYCREDSPRODUCED BYJACK VGHN, BRIAN WHTON, CASEY SPIRA, ALON SIMCHA, DAVID MER, DANE C. REILEY, JOHN IRW, JOHN MULANEY & DAVE BECKYWRTEN BYJOHN MULANEYCOPYRIGHT ©COMEDY CENTRALENGEERETHAN BA & IAN STEARNSSHOW DIRECTORRYAN POLOLABELCOMEDY CENTRALRERD ATTHE JACK H SKIRBALL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMG ARTS, NEW YORK UNIVERSYRELEASE DATEJANUARY 31, 2012TAGSNON-MICCOMEDYLIVEEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

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