Are Pengus Gay? No, They’re Jt Lonely |

Contents:

• KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND
• CAN HORS BE GAY? (ANSWERED!)
• FIRST GAY HORSE FAVORED TO W KENTUCKY DERBY 25 YEARSCLEM SAMSON·FOLLOWPUBLISHED THE HAVEN·3 M READ·APR 27, 2021--3SHAREA GAY HORSE. PHOTO BY RENE LEHMKUHL ON UNSPLASHTHIS IS AN AWOME MOMENT FOR THE LGBTQ MUNY. ESSENTIAL QUALY IS EXPECTED TO BE THE FIRST GAY HORSE FAVORED THE KENTUCKY DERBY 25 YEARS. A GAY HORSE HASN’T WON THE DERBY SCE GIAO 2005, AND ONLY EIGHT GAYS HAVE WON SCE 1930.ACRDG TO HISTORIANS AND EXPERTS, THERE ARE JT FEWER GAY HORS PARED TO MORE TRADNAL HETEROSEXUAL OR BISEXUAL HORS, AND THEREFORE FEWER CHANC TO W THE SPORT’S BIGGT RACE.“THAT GEIC TERMANT OF GAYNS IS JT NOT AT A HIGH ENOUGH EQUENCY THE THOROUGHBRED POPULATN,” SAID DR. JAM MACLEOD, PROFSOR OF VETERARY SCIENCE AT THE UNIVERSY OF KENTUCKY’S GLUCK EQUE REARCH CENTER.ARE GAY HORS FASTER?“THERE’S NO FUNCTNAL NNECTN BETWEEN THE SGLE-GENE TERMANT OF GAYNS AND THE GEN ASSOCIATED WH ELE ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE THOROUGHBRED RACEHORS,” SAYS DR. MACLEOD.DO GAY HORS MAKE LS MONEY AS STUDS?NO. ACRDG TO EXPERTS, ALTHOUGH GAY HORS ARE RELUCTANT TO MATE WH MAR, BEE OF ADVANC ARTIFICIAL SEMATN, THAT IS NO LONGER A PROBLEM. IF ESSENTIAL QUALY WS THE RBY, HIS OWNERS N UNT ON LNS STUD FE, REGARDLS OF HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCE.ARE GAY HORS BETTER GROOMED?IT IS TE THAT SOME GAY HORS KEEP THEMSELV CLEANER THAN STRAIGHT HORS, WHO ARE BASILLY SLOBS.IN HORSE RACG, THE TERM GROOM REFERS TO THE PERSON WHO MUCKS OUT THE STALLS, FEEDS AND WATERS THE HORS AND CLEANS THE SADDL AND STUFF.GAY HORS HAVE THE SAME GROOMS AS STRAIGHT HORS, SO NO, THEY ARE NOT BETTER GROOMED.DO GAY HORS LIKE SHOW TUN?
• PONIES ARE NOT GAY
• ARE PENGUS GAY? NO, THEY’RE JT LONELY
• MY LTLE PONY IS BUTG S FIRST GAY UPLE AND FANS ARE HYPED

KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIEND

He’s Barbie’s gay bt iend. The film won’t say , but a post-creds punchle about Ken’s handwrg, plete wh hearts and stars surroundg his name, tells what we need to heavily implied nature of Ken’s gayns Toy Story 3 harkens back to Hollywood’s tradnal gay bt iend-type characters.

In the Hays Co era, explic referenc to homosexualy weren’t allowed, so characters like Van Buren (Frankl Pangborn) 1937’s Easy Livg, Kip (David Wayne) 1949’s Adam’s Rib, or Addison (Gee Sanrs) 1950’s All About Eve stead were imbued wh effemate characteristics, offerg a glimpse outsi of heteronormativy whout explicly beg of the characters were the same—some were tty, others sweet. But each of the gay bt iends was trsilly fed by their relatnships wh their straight iends. Des later, 2010, the gay bt iend was all the rage; Teen Vogue even went so far as to proclaim the GBF as the summer’s mt-have accsory.

But unlike the first half of the 20th century, today’s cema, the GBF is allowed to be openly gay. In movi like Mean Girls (2004), The Devil Wears Prada (2006), Easy A (2010), No Strgs Attached (2011), and Isn’t It Romantic (2019), gay iends exist entirely the orb of their female iends. ” But Barbie do, and for Ken, that’s are plenty of reasons why the film wouldn’t outrightly state that Ken is homosexual.

CAN HORS BE GAY? (ANSWERED!)

), and of urse, and earrg the “gay ear”. ) Earrg Magic Ken turned Barbie’s boyiend to an out-and-proud homosexual raver. Mattel, of urse, vehemently nied any claims that Ken was gay, let alone that he had somethg as prepostero as a ck rg around his neck.

As a rult, gay men bought the doll drov, and spe Mattel ultimately rellg the doll and wipg away any trace of Earrg Magic Ken, was near-impossible to see Ken as anythg but the glor homosexual he was born to be om then on. Though Mattel don’t seem to be willg to say Ken is actually gay, the Ken dolls of recent years seem to really lean to Ken’s queerns.

While there is no way to “drs gay, ” there are several dolls that seem to suggt otherwise, such as:Fashnista Ken #193, who looks very exced to tell you about his new obssn, Troye Sivan;Travel Ken Doll, who has a satchel perfect for bathho and a purple overnight bag that lerally proclaims he’s “extra;”Ken Looks Doll, servg “I’m gonna give you a makeover”-type realns while sportg black pleather pants;This Ken, who wears the least heterosexual double nim I have a feelg the new Barbie movie will put the work to nvce that Ken is a hetero du who lov nothg life more than Barbie herself, the wrg’s already on the wall: Ken is, and always will be, Barbie’s gay bt obssg! Ratburn out as gay, gets married season 22 premiere.

FIRST GAY HORSE FAVORED TO W KENTUCKY DERBY 25 YEARSCLEM SAMSON·FOLLOWPUBLISHED THE HAVEN·3 M READ·APR 27, 2021--3SHAREA GAY HORSE. PHOTO BY RENE LEHMKUHL ON UNSPLASHTHIS IS AN AWOME MOMENT FOR THE LGBTQ MUNY. ESSENTIAL QUALY IS EXPECTED TO BE THE FIRST GAY HORSE FAVORED THE KENTUCKY DERBY 25 YEARS. A GAY HORSE HASN’T WON THE DERBY SCE GIAO 2005, AND ONLY EIGHT GAYS HAVE WON SCE 1930.ACRDG TO HISTORIANS AND EXPERTS, THERE ARE JT FEWER GAY HORS PARED TO MORE TRADNAL HETEROSEXUAL OR BISEXUAL HORS, AND THEREFORE FEWER CHANC TO W THE SPORT’S BIGGT RACE.“THAT GEIC TERMANT OF GAYNS IS JT NOT AT A HIGH ENOUGH EQUENCY THE THOROUGHBRED POPULATN,” SAID DR. JAM MACLEOD, PROFSOR OF VETERARY SCIENCE AT THE UNIVERSY OF KENTUCKY’S GLUCK EQUE REARCH CENTER.ARE GAY HORS FASTER?“THERE’S NO FUNCTNAL NNECTN BETWEEN THE SGLE-GENE TERMANT OF GAYNS AND THE GEN ASSOCIATED WH ELE ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE THOROUGHBRED RACEHORS,” SAYS DR. MACLEOD.DO GAY HORS MAKE LS MONEY AS STUDS?NO. ACRDG TO EXPERTS, ALTHOUGH GAY HORS ARE RELUCTANT TO MATE WH MAR, BEE OF ADVANC ARTIFICIAL SEMATN, THAT IS NO LONGER A PROBLEM. IF ESSENTIAL QUALY WS THE RBY, HIS OWNERS N UNT ON LNS STUD FE, REGARDLS OF HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCE.ARE GAY HORS BETTER GROOMED?IT IS TE THAT SOME GAY HORS KEEP THEMSELV CLEANER THAN STRAIGHT HORS, WHO ARE BASILLY SLOBS.IN HORSE RACG, THE TERM GROOM REFERS TO THE PERSON WHO MUCKS OUT THE STALLS, FEEDS AND WATERS THE HORS AND CLEANS THE SADDL AND STUFF.GAY HORS HAVE THE SAME GROOMS AS STRAIGHT HORS, SO NO, THEY ARE NOT BETTER GROOMED.DO GAY HORS LIKE SHOW TUN?

Ratburn is gay. He asked me, ‘Dad, n hors be gay?

Can hors be gay? Y, homosexual behavr has certaly been observed hors. All such behavrs have been observed hors, so we n say that hors n be ‘gay’.

What do we mean by gay? The important thg is that a person n e out as gay, and intify wh that sexual orientatn. When we say someone is gay, we aren’t talkg about their sex life.

PONIES ARE NOT GAY

Hors, naturally, nnot tell that they are gay and that they intify this way. Sexual behavr is the entire metric by which we n unrstand whether a horse is gay. And, as I said, homosexual behavr has been observed hors que often.

If not directly homosexual behavr, then a plete lack of tert mar for a sexually mature stud uld dite some form of homosexualy. Ultimately, when askg the qutn ‘n hors be gay’, you mt unrstand how load those terms are.

ARE PENGUS GAY? NO, THEY’RE JT LONELY

So let’s break down whether they n really be gay. Aga, this do not mean we n tomatilly say he is ‘gay’, but ’s clear that not all stallns have the same tert mar.

Hors n be gay only as far as we n stretch the fn. Pair bondg don’t necsarily dite any sexual sire, and for most, the fn of ‘gay’ mt ver some level of physil timacy.

MY LTLE PONY IS BUTG S FIRST GAY UPLE AND FANS ARE HYPED

So, y, hors n embody behavr we might ll gay.