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• MORE BOOBS THAN BRAIN - THAT'S GAYLE!; PAGE THREE "STUNNA" GAYLE TUDAY IS BRASH, BOLD AND BACK ON ITV (FUNNILY ENOUGH ON WEDNDAYS) WH HER OWN CHAT SHOW GAYLE'S WORLD. LISA BURROW UGHT UP WH THE MOL CREATN OF EDIENNE BRENDA GILHOOLY TO ASK HER ABOUT LIFE, THE SPICE GIRLS - AND EVERYTHG...
• GAYLE PAGE
• GAYLE TUDAY: THE COMEBACK
• GAYLE KG OUTFS ON CBS MORNGS
• AUTHOR: GAYLE
• GAYLE KG

MORE BOOBS THAN BRAIN - THAT'S GAYLE!; PAGE THREE "STUNNA" GAYLE TUDAY IS BRASH, BOLD AND BACK ON ITV (FUNNILY ENOUGH ON WEDNDAYS) WH HER OWN CHAT SHOW GAYLE'S WORLD. LISA BURROW UGHT UP WH THE MOL CREATN OF EDIENNE BRENDA GILHOOLY TO ASK HER ABOUT LIFE, THE SPICE GIRLS - AND EVERYTHG...

The ani of the world of the mor celebry are nicely skewered this spiky mockumentary starrg Brenda Gilhooly as the bty Gayle Tuday, a former Page 3 girl sperate to break to TV. Livg has missned s first-ever UK edy pilot, pictg the eback of a fictnal former Page 3 girl, Gayle Tuday, wh appearanc om Harry Hill, Hton Blumenthal and Louie 60-mute pilot is beg filmed a documentary style and featur Brenda Gilhooly as Gayle, a character she first played on UK televisn 1993.

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Don't even thk about tryg to steal om her Real Life, Gayle is edian Chris Flemg, who based the character off the hyperpetive women he'd see power walkg around his childhood neighborhood the wee hours of the first episo of the seri upload 2012, the show would go on to feature five seasons of New England suburban chaos, not cludg var -character sketch Flemg would upload. " Actor Alln: In ‘Co Bega’, Gayle rants about a neighbor gog by ‘Christopher’ stead of ‘Chris’, emg ak to prtg 50 pag of Mapqut directns stead of potg out a shortcut. Actually Que Catchy: In "Lettg Off Some Steam wh 'the Park, '" Gayle prov a pot to Terry about how all Lk Park songs sound the same by breakg out to an impromptu parody lled "My Dad Got Fat.

Already Met Everyone: The prequel episo "The Weddg" impli that Gayle and Bonnie go back at least to woman's llege, where they majored and mored women's studi (ntrast Gayle's earlier statement that Bonnie is a "functnal illerate" bee she went to art school), and Bonnie is "Bt Woman" at Gayle's marriage to Dave, which Bce, Rick Gsmann, and Lda also attend. Gayle also plas that Bonnie has gotten irratg sce she married "that at hoe bs cho Reggie, " even though "Bonnie's Hband" 10 episos prr had a Flashback to an already middle-aged Gayle beg troduced to Reggie for the first time—durg a book club meetg at Bonnie's hoe—and beg shocked that Bonnie is married to someone like him. Angry Dance: Gayle is so fur when she receiv a letter om the town anizer of the new velopment that she breaks out her bt approximatn of Kev Ban Footloose.

GAYLE TUDAY: THE COMEBACK

Anythg You Can Do, I Can Do Better: Gayle is nstantly tryg to one-up her rival Bonnie, whether 's "rcug" a dog, or attemptg to sabotage Bonnie's son's efforts at beg valedictorian. Armor-Piercg Qutn: Lda provok a rare moment of scere appreciatn for Dave om Gayle when she asks her, "Would you rather he was more like Bonnie's hband? " Once when Gayle was sperate tryg to pronounce Channg Tatum's name ont of a uple om the new velopment, Bonnie (who was spyg on her wh boculars) over to help.

Also, Gayle do re for Dave somewhat, stealg all the khaki pants she uld to give to him for Christmas, and drop-kickg him to save him om the aforementned shark, after she broke ee om the police holdg her, prottg, "Dave, get out of the way! " Gayle has impersonated Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson orr to spare Terry embarrassment, and also abducted the high school theater group and replaced them wh a fake Icelandic Pop band (wh her impersonatg the lead) jt to save her dghter om gettg ught lyg about havg the lead role the School Play. Ax-Crazy: Gayle has threatened to suici-bomb a Blockbter for chargg her $800 late fe (she had The Big Chill out for six years), almost set her hoe on fire wh her and Bonnie si after tyg up the latter wh an electril rd, and would be willg to kill the valedictorian at her dghter's high school (she's salutatorian) if weren't for that manslghter unt for what happened at Cnabon.

GAYLE KG OUTFS ON CBS MORNGS

Beg the Mask: After filtratg a group of teen Delquents at the mall by posg as half of a "mall uple" wh Terry, Gayle gets so vted the Te Companns dynamic of the group and her relatnship wh their lear CJ that she "breaks up wh" Terry and ni beg her mother until one of the guys suggts they buy their girliends gifts om Claire's.

Berserk Button: Gayle's are untls and clu Claire's, Trar Joe's, beg outdone by Bonnie, beg outdone by anyone, ugly tre, 2010s technology, people g her beach towels non-beach-related ntexts, and her hband's e of sensive toothpaste. Blue-and-Orange Moraly: While Gayle's behavr should place her squarely a crimal Cloudcuckoolanr realm prevly occupied only by Arkham Asylum pe, 's treated simply as tense petive suburban mom behavr In-Universe, and she and Bonnie are always on the same page wh regard to standards and s of nduct. Bread, Eggs, Bread Eggs: While Talkg Like a Sie about an unattractive tree: Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: Gayle's granola recipe:3 cups rolled oats1/3 cup brown sugar1 cup raw almonds1/4 cup olive oil1 cup pumpk seedspch of salt1/2 teaspoon cnamon1/4 teaspoon nutmeg Break Them by Talkg: Attempted by Bonnie at the climax of Episo 30.

Brick Joke: The backstory for "Lizard People" is tablished a nversatn that starts when Gayle criciz Terry's msy ponytail, tellg her she looks like she's about to start a reptile-themed birthday party pany. Cutaway Gag: Many, such as Gayle's Derailed Tra of Thought about how the word "supe" sounds like the name of a hard-partyg Southern health club secretary ("Y'all haven't been to a holiday party 'til you've been to a Sue Pe holiday party! : Gayle's reactn after Bonnie appears to have clawed her way out of the p of dawng obsolcence by gettg an iPad, g her to blurt out "WHY CAN'T I BE BONNIE?!

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Double Standard: Abe, Female on Male: Gayle equently exprs revulsn for Dave, beltl his terts and his character, gets him trouble wh law enforcement when he steps out of le, observ him wh a hidn mera, tri to unrme his passn project bs venture for fear will embarrass her, and attempts to sre off his Only Friend.

Early-Installment Weirdns: In the openg few episos, Gayle engag rather dark and manipulative behavr such as kidnappg a child, revealg she faked her own ath, and holdg an SAT tutor ptive for over a ; the tone is notably lighter later episos, wh Gayle engagg ls ser behavr, and adoptg a more chaotic and ls abive personaly. Gayle's teractns wh him are pletely void of any sense of ncern or passn Terry and Dave began to receive later the seri, and his apparent ptive stat the fay mak his prence even more jarrg.

GAYLE KG

" Many of Gayle's opns on schools edge to Self-Depretn, given that Chris Flemg himself attend the relatively selective Skidmore College, nsired to be a "Hidn Ivy" relative to the Ltle Ivi.