SpongeBob SquarePants Is Gay! Nickeloon (Fally) Confirms His LGBTQ Stat for Pri

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NICKELOON JT ANNOUNCED THAT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY

I also thought about how each SpongeBob Squarepants character is a ltle gay.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY? NICKELOON JT RERCED THAT THEORY

Plankton is like, textbook Evil Gay. He fs perfectly to the trope of gay male villas rtoons, like Sr The Ln Kg or Jafar om Aladd. He’s so reprsed and bogged down by the weight of homosexual stigma that ’s turned him evil.

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” If you’re that gay, that reprsed, and feel like there’s no world which you n live your tth, the bt optn for you is probably to marry a genred puter — no timacy, no problem.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY! NICKELOON (FALLY) CONFIRMS HIS LGBTQ STAT FOR PRI

One more thg: Plankton is extraordarily bad at beg evil, which is gay. This was a gay uple.

But SpongeBob seems gay the theater-kid-who-homophobic-jocks-lled-gay-bee-he-exprs-emotn type of way, and not an thentic way, which is like, snarky, aggrieved, rryg the weight of the world on your shoulrs. I’ve always felt as though Squidward is nonilly gay, or at least has been wily accepted as such. No one will put up a fight if you claim Squidward is gay.

He is a straightforward parody of a Manhattan art gay, one of those bter, lonely, middle aged gay men who retir to his ntemporary pad to live a life of solu wh his hobbi, his art, his flute, and his rentments. Sandy is a know--all: gay.

SO... IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY?

Sandy lov beg right: gay. Sandy is hyper-telligent and braggadoc: gay.

Sandy hibernat: gay. If you wake Sandy while she’s hibernatg, she turns to an tractable, growlg monster: gay. Sandy lov karate and science—not one, but both: gay.

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