Star Wars is Gay! 7 Canonilly Queer and Non-Bary Characters You Might Not Know About

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NICKELOON JT ANNOUNCED THAT SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY

I also thought about how each SpongeBob Squarepants character is a ltle gay.

Plankton is like, textbook Evil Gay.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY? NICKELOON JT RERCED THAT THEORY

He fs perfectly to the trope of gay male villas rtoons, like Sr The Ln Kg or Jafar om Aladd.

He’s so reprsed and bogged down by the weight of homosexual stigma that ’s turned him evil.

” If you’re that gay, that reprsed, and feel like there’s no world which you n live your tth, the bt optn for you is probably to marry a genred puter — no timacy, no problem. One more thg: Plankton is extraordarily bad at beg evil, which is gay.

STAR WARS IS GAY! 7 CANONILLY QUEER AND NON-BARY CHARACTERS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT

This was a gay uple. But SpongeBob seems gay the theater-kid-who-homophobic-jocks-lled-gay-bee-he-exprs-emotn type of way, and not an thentic way, which is like, snarky, aggrieved, rryg the weight of the world on your shoulrs. I’ve always felt as though Squidward is nonilly gay, or at least has been wily accepted as such.

No one will put up a fight if you claim Squidward is gay. He is a straightforward parody of a Manhattan art gay, one of those bter, lonely, middle aged gay men who retir to his ntemporary pad to live a life of solu wh his hobbi, his art, his flute, and his rentments. Sandy is a know--all: gay.

Sandy lov beg right: gay.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY! NICKELOON (FALLY) CONFIRMS HIS LGBTQ STAT FOR PRI

Sandy is hyper-telligent and braggadoc: gay. Sandy hibernat: gay. If you wake Sandy while she’s hibernatg, she turns to an tractable, growlg monster: gay.

Sandy lov karate and science—not one, but both: gay. Sandy is easily angered: gay.

SO... IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS GAY?

Sandy is petive and antagonistic: gay. Gay. ) Patrick both wh limp wrists, forhadowg this revelatn by reprentatn children's media remas srce, largely due to phback om studs and parents who equate visible gay, lbian, bisexual or trans characters wh the "sexualizatn" of children.

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So... IS SpongeBob SquarePants Gay?.

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