Gay Actn Figur: Pk Plastic Suckalic Toys That Shouldn't be Left the Closet

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• LARGE LIFE-LIKE GAY MASTURBATOR MALE SEX DOLL REALISTIC BUTT ASS SEX TOY FOR MEN
• GAY ACTN FIGUR
• GAY ACTN FIGUR

LARGE LIFE-LIKE GAY MASTURBATOR MALE SEX DOLL REALISTIC BUTT ASS SEX TOY FOR MEN

The MTV h spired Livg Dolls to produce a special le of real-life mart, cludg everyone's favore gay bass sger, Lance Bass. Let's face , Apollo may be jt as gay but he's only half as ol.

Dark Wch Willow actn figureIf you want to hunt down a figure of Willow, everyone's favore Buffyverse lbian, you may as well go wh this Cequt exclive Dark Wch Willow, sce she was the first gay pictn of the character on the show.

Rort Smhers -- and if you want your toy llectn to be extra gay, you have to get the Smhers om his vis to a Fire Island-style vatn the classic episo "Homer the Smhers" -- me wh a phone and a bag of peappl among his props, and he would teract wh Mister Burns's fireplace if you happened to have the set. Rowlg says Dumbledore is gay, so add him to your llectn. Gay BobThat's right.

GAY ACTN FIGUR

Gay dolls have existed sce 1977, when Harry Rosenberg released Gay Bob to the world. Gandalf the GreyOK, so Gandalf technilly exhibed no sexual orientatn the Lord of the Rgs books or films, but he isn't not gay, and actor Ian McKellen certaly is sure gay. Now that there are more gay actors who have e out and who have starred sci-fi, fantasy, and blockbter anchis, what would a llectn of their actn figur be like.

So enjoy our random lp of the actn figur based on characters played by actors who we know are openly gay. Ian McKellen, Mago: XMenWho's the most powerful homosexual of them all?

GAY ACTN FIGUR

Jack Harkns: TorchwoodThis is the double whammy: Not only is John Barrowman gay real life, he also played sci-fi's only immortal omnisexual space-time traveler this Dr.

And now that WWE wrter Darren Young me out, beg the first openly gay profsnal wrtler, we get to add this odd toy to the list. Now that the actor will star HBO's Lookg, we hope we n get dolls of that entire adorable st of gay men playg gay men (even though there are no supernatural powers that we have heard about) his vio requt below:Neil Patrick Harris, Barney Stson: How I Met Your MotherWhile you don't get much wh a Bobblehead--sorry, no movg parts, other than that oversized nogg--you do get to have a Neil Patrick Harris on your shelf. This is not a gay actor (or even voiced by a gay man), but the fact that Waylon Smhers has been on the air for s and fally me out seems to mean you need a ltle Simpsons actn your Gay EmpireAnd let's not fet that New York-based artist Sucklord created the art piec, tled "The Gay Empire.

And ould you really have a gay actn figure llectn whout this b of ksch? Gay Bob & Dyke DollNow, for a b of historil perspective, we thought might be worth mentng this ltle "doll" marketed as the "World's First Gay Doll for Everyone. Pk Plastic Suckalic Toys That Shouldn't be Left the ClosetThis pk actn figure clearly remds me of a gay stormtrooper, but that is a whole other kettle of fish….