60 Songs That Will Clear Out The Bathroom At Any Gay Bar

Contents:

• THE 50 BT GAY SONGS TO CELEBRATE PRI ALL YEAR LONG
• THE 30 BT GAY BARS NYC
• DO YOU WANNA FUNK WH ME?: A BEGNER’S GUI TO GAY NIGHTCLUBS
• 60 SONGS THAT WILL CLEAR OUT THE BATHROOM AT ANY GAY BAR
• DANCE PRI: THE GAY ORIGS OF DANCE MIC
• THE BT GAY CLUBS MIAMI FOR A NIGHT OUT WH THE BOYS
• THE 10 BEST NEW YORK CY GAY CLUBS & BARSGAY CLUBS & BARS NEW YORK CY
• GAY MIC: HOE PARTY MIC (BT HOE GAY SONGS)
• THE 5 BEST MOSW GAY CLUBS & BARSSEE ALL THGS TO DOGAY CLUBS & BARS MOSW
• A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE INFLUENCE OF GAY DANCE
• MOSW GAY BARS
• ULTIMATE PRI PLAYLIST: THE 50 BT GAY SONGS
• MOSW GAY DANCE CLUBS & PARTI

THE 50 BT GAY SONGS TO CELEBRATE PRI ALL YEAR LONG

The word “gay” lls to md our special knack for fdg the light the darkns, for buildg the dance floor off to the si of the cel world. Let’s take a look at some of the bt gay bars Ameri, om the open-air, vil-may-re spac Wt Hollywood to the neighborhood pub downtown St.

THE 30 BT GAY BARS NYC

The entrance is through an unmarked shed behd a Chipotle, and featur a blend but unexpected gay/not crowd which same-sex grdg is rigur.—B.B.CourtyAt: RAINLet’s go dancg, bee RAIN has all the bops, y’all. —Alfonso Fernanz NavasCourtyAt: Cheer Up CharliBack when I was a young gay, I saw the olt, most betiful woman the world at Cheer Up Charli. —Abigail CovgtonCourtyBrooklyn: The ExleyFull of ntradictns, The Exley is a ltle different than other gay bars.

When the bar fally reopened Sprg 2022, an entire borough’s worth of gays celebrated by floodg the new back pat all summer and Gger’s has been crowd wh queers ever sce.

When staff her everyone si to keep the neighbors happy, h the prosec-ated dancefloor and plan to stay until late.—Diana HubbellBoston: Club CafeHow is Boston’s stalwart gay bar/rtrant/performance space inic? It began s life as a beer-and-we offshoot of the Metropolan Health Club, a gym that opened 1983 to serve the gay ctomers who’d been bullied out of other lol clubs at the height of AIDS hysteria. It gave the boys a place to gather the ‘80s, the first outpost that helped tablish the South End as the Boston gayborhood.

DO YOU WANNA FUNK WH ME?: A BEGNER’S GUI TO GAY NIGHTCLUBS

But perhaps most signifintly, gave the gay muny of Boston somethg sperately need: visibily.

60 SONGS THAT WILL CLEAR OUT THE BATHROOM AT ANY GAY BAR

While other gay bars of the time were basements or board up, Club Cafe faced by Columb Avenue wh floor to ceilg wdows.

Big Chicks serv a diverse crowd— ’s young, ’s old, ’s one of the only plac you’ll see gay men and lbians together!— and, well, sometim over-serv them. The legendary hoeband, Diamondback, has a 25,000-song repertoire and a boot llectn that uld make a gay wboy cry.—A.C.CourtyChigo: Farragut'sFarragut’s is a lbian bar, but I’m pretty sure only half of the patrons who are there on any given night know .

While you won’t fd any Pri flags at Farraguts, you will undoubtedly hear Cele Dn and Melissa Etheri blarg om the bar’s dty, old jebox and, hontly, isn’t that jt as gay? —A.C.CourtyDallas: Round-Up SaloonEqual parts wboy boots and dis ball, Round Up Saloon opened 42 years ago Dallas as a gay untry wtern dance hall.

DANCE PRI: THE GAY ORIGS OF DANCE MIC

Thanks to Perez-Gallardo and their team, gay people who love the outdoors (most lbians) now have a iendly place to unwd after a hike.—A.C.CourtyHuntgton, Wt Virgia: The StonewallStonewall? Billed as Wt Virgia's olst gay bar, the venue regularly brgs some of the biggt queer performg artists the game right now.

Live out your Brokeback Mounta fantasi at this verno club, where wboy stum are not nsired drag, and le dancg is not an explic exprsn of homophobia. The lol gay dart league meets here, people gather to watch sports (!), and drag queens perform throughout the night.—B.B.CourtyKey Wt: 801 BourbonFar om the parrot-hatted buffoonery of the northern end of Duval Street, this multivalent dive, found 1997, is open om noon until 4:00 am every day and featur a ltle somethg for everyone. A gay gatherg spot sce 1939, and gay bar sce 1963, and the Bar Complex sce the 80s, s unassumg exterr beli a triple-threat treat of lounge, performance space, and a mirrored dance club reportedly moled after Stud 54.

THE BT GAY CLUBS MIAMI FOR A NIGHT OUT WH THE BOYS

And an official state historil marker out ont, regnizg s venerable background—and s suatnal relevance the se that overturned Kentucky’s anti-sodomy laws—means that our history (for now) will not be erased.—B.B.CourtyLos Angel: Casa Del CampoFound 1962 by Rudy Del Campo—an actor and dancer famed for havg been one of the Sharks the origal Wt Si Story film—Casa has always been a haven for Silverlake’s queer muny (the hilly neighborhood has been lled “The Swish Alps.) The glorly lively bar and rtrant scene is enhanced by a black box theater downstairs, where farcil plays, lbian standup, and gay dance troup reign.—B.B.Los Angel: Honey’s Wh the ever-expandg queer muny, there are three distct typ of people: bar people, club people, and blub people.

Honey’s is sentially a sexy, gay speakeasy wh a DJ booth where queers of all strip n dance their hearts out until 2 am. So even if you n’t snag a table for dner, you might still be able to snag a date.—A.C.Miami: TwistWhat you want om a gay club, if you ask , is optns.

THE 10 BEST NEW YORK CY GAY CLUBS & BARSGAY CLUBS & BARS NEW YORK CY

Jt a uple of blocks om the beach, Twist brgs the whole breadth of the Miami gay world together to dance and flirt and keep movg. In an era of queer bar fame, ’s a feast.—B.B.CourtyIndianapolis: English IvyEnglish Ivy advertis self as an “LGBTQ+-enthed” “gay-therg place” and that is not an overstatement.

If you want to get away om the typil scene at fellow gay bars Olly’s and Gregs Our Place, English Ivy is an ial place to meet iends: mature enough for a proper Ladi Lunch (or bnch or dner.) And for those of visg om the asts, the portns and pric on the lolly-sourced food and beverage offergs are stunng.—B.B.CourtyNashville: Lipstick LoungeYou n’t miss Lipstick Lounge. But this is Nashville we’re talkg about so the gays who perform at Lipstick Lounge aren’t your average karaoke queens. They are stars the makg and their rendn of Cele Dn’s “It’s All Comg Back to Me Now” will shatter your pt glass and break your ltle, gay heart.—A.C.CourtyNYC: CubbyholeGo to Cubbyhole on a Tuday night?

It’s not a gay bar the tradnal sense, but a place where traed pianists play selectns om Broadway shows and all of the drama teachers and mil theater majors of the tri-state area nverge to sg along. Now that we mentn , perhaps Marie’s Crisis is a gay bar the most tradnal sense.—Dave HolmCourtyNYC: Oddly Enough Oddly Enough is a swanky new spot Brooklyn’s BedSty neighborhood that ters to every member of the LGBTQ+ muny equally. Oddly Enough: bee not every gay n stay up until 3 AM.—A.C.CourtyNYC: JuliBars, like trends, e and go.

GAY MIC: HOE PARTY MIC (BT HOE GAY SONGS)

Juli’ is Greenwich Village’s olst bar and New York’s olst gay bar, havg attracted gay clientele sce the 1950s. It was the se of an early gay-liberatn “sip ” 1966, years before Stonewall, and has been a low-key haven ever sce, wh a diverse clientele, a small menu, classic cktails, and an extensive (and packed) 4:00-7:00 happy hour.—B.B.CourtyPalm Sprgs: Pl BarIn an nocuo airport-adjacent strip mall, between a dispensary and a vape shop, the sign for this tablishment reads simply BAR/FOOD. It’s like one of those dreams where you fd a new room your hoe, but ’s filled wh a random assortment of lightful weirdos.—B.B.Province R.I.: The Stable Gay nightlife the Ocean State’s pal is cltered the joyoly (though creasgly) seedy downtown.

THE 5 BEST MOSW GAY CLUBS & BARSSEE ALL THGS TO DOGAY CLUBS & BARS MOSW

In December, Dave’s hosted a queer holiday market wh “live gay bands” and “cute queer vendors” at nearby Bohemian Beer Garn. It’s not que French-themed, ’s not que Mardi Gras-spired, feels as close as we have experienced this untry to a gay neighborhood pub.

The origal was burned down an anti-gay hate-crime a few years back, but the revival has jt opened across the street and is bigger and better, wh a new performance space.—B.B.CourtySalt Lake Cy: Club Try-AnglUtah is is not the easit place the untry to be gay. Oh to be a young gay aga!—A.C.CourtyWashgton DC: TraIn a town where n feel like every other bar is crawlg wh Capol Hill staffers lookg to talk shop, Tra is the rare, glorly gay dive where absolutely everyone is wele to jt kick back.

But if you want to go dance, party, and have a good time, tst me — a gay club is where you should be head.

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE INFLUENCE OF GAY DANCE

To be fair, there are straight clubs that play great mic and have fun, nonjudgmental crowds, and there are gay bars that are nothg more than S and M (Stand and Mol) clubs.

Certa gay/lbian clubs have their target clientele, of urse — wboys and wgirls (The Round-up Saloon Dallas), leather men (La Track Montreal), punk lbians (The Dyke Bar Brighton, UK), and drag queens (1001 Pub Maryl Istanbul), for stance — but what I’m talkg about is your basic glter-ball, all-wele, humpg-on-the-dance-floor dis.

This wouldn’t have happened at any of the gay bars town, and we fely would have had a better time, as the doorman was jt the first of numero snooty employe we enuntered, there. If you’ve never been to a gay bar, there are a few thgs you need to unrstand so that you n have the right attu.

MOSW GAY BARS

That may seem obv, but ’s amazg how many people enter what is clearly a gay bar and say, “Hey, thar’s a bunch a queers ‘ere. ” And the homosexuals who are there will be dancg wh one another, holdg hands, huggg, and, y, kissg. A gay bar is one of the few plac where homosexuals n exprs their affectn for one another whout beg subjected to someone’s narrow judgment, or, prumably, riskg harm to themselv, so expect to happen.

ULTIMATE PRI PLAYLIST: THE 50 BT GAY SONGS

I went wh three iends — a lbian and a straight uple — to a gay nightclub a while back, but was separated om them immediately after enterg the crowd club. Unlike what you may have seen on Queer as Folk, the overwhelmg majory of gay bars don’t have backrooms and hallways where wild i are takg place. Dg e, particularly the e of ecstasy and other signer dgs, is higher among the gay populatn than the straight populatn, and some gays and lbians equate a night on the town wh a night of high-energy, dg-duced spastic dancg.

MOSW GAY DANCE CLUBS & PARTI

In my qut for the perfect dance club, I tried, or was dragged to, diss of all varieti, so I know om experience that the bt dance mic is a gay bar. Sylvter, the late dis diva of the ’80s, was one of the first to target gay dienc, and he tablished a proud tradn of producg multi-layered tracks to which even the most rhythmilly-challenged uld dance. Even though he was straight and had a girliend, Ron and I went dancg together often; we both loved to dance, and if no one wanted to go out wh , we knew we uld dance a gay bar whout beg hassled.

From gym gods to nerds to fag hags (the latter beg the straight women who hang wh their gay male iends) to straight upl who want to try some place new — don’t matter. Although, to be hont, the more you look like a er ught the headlights, the more the regulars will look at you oddly, so try not to eak out when you see your first drag queen or gay/lbian uple makg out. And often, gay clubs smaller towns or ral areas are entrance-by-membership-only, to keep out the rednecks and others who want stir up trouble.