Turns out, Barbieland isn't as gay as s queer fans had hoped

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If you love Barbie, the Barbie movie is mockg you. | Entertament The trailer and artwork for the upg Barbie movie sure have the woke left exced over how “glorly gay” the movie is.

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TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

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NOLTE: WOKE LEFTISTS CELEBRATE HOW ‘GLORLY GAY’ THE ‘BARBIE’ MOVIE IS

It’s a feelg to which any small-town gay leavg the homophobic halls of Bumfuck, Nowhere for the sparklg liberatn of New York or L. Once aga exhibg classic gay behavr, Allan fds refuge among the women. But Allan's marketg tagle, "All of Ken's cloth f him, " backfired when led to mors that Ken and Allan were a homosexual relatnship, acrdg to was disntued around the same time as Midge, but has ocsnally reappeared Barbie lore.

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Turns out, Barbieland isn't as gay as s queer fans had hoped .

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